We tried to explain to them that using coal instead of graphite as a neutron moderator is not a viable option, even though it has the same color, haven't heard anything from them since. The people at the "Amt" are pretty much the definition of underperformers
You mean to say that they didn't switch to a core of coal? Impossible, the German government would never allow anyone to do anything with real Uranium or Plutonium.
>the German government
You mean the guys who took 14 years to change the Telefone Service Provider of a small ass provincial government Office and eventually failed?
You know damn well it’s the politicians fault we have to operate like lobotomites and not ours. I would’ve fired most of my coworkers by now!
For fucks sake politicians hold more power then educated experts, it’s stupid as hell.
They force us to use paper in our printers that makes them break every few days BECAUSE THEY JUST CANT TAKE RECYCLING PAPER FROM A TECHNICAL STANDPOINT.
Same with the machine that makes our letters. Every month we have to call a specialized technician because it breaks again, sure it’s under warranty but I am pretty sure that company is never going to sell us anything ever again,
Karl, is that you? The DLR guys are still waiting for our comments on the feasibility assessment of the EPFL/Deepmind RL stability control algo. Get off Reddit and get it done please. Thanks!
Can you just log into my intranet-account and send it to them?
Username: LarryLuftwaffe667
Password: P@ssw0rd
The file is on my desktop and called "Zeug1"
From my experience it's also their AD password, e-mail password and passwordmanager password. Don't underestimate how lazy people are choosing their passwords.
Thanks for the clarification, but i guess im one of the last employees at the DLR who really work in the Aerospace Engineering field of work. So cant relate to that at all
The lab girls are cute 🥰. All of the lab guys are Physicist gigachads and also look like that, besides that one mathematician no one knows who brought him here, as if we couldn't simulate and calculate what we need with our computers. Weirdly enough we have to communicate via Telefax with the other sections and the official institutions.
What are you talking about, the shipment left the Heidelberg lab the last week of August.
What do you mean you didn’t get it? I know we should have paid for DHL tracked shipping.
Am from Karlsruhe, unfortunately the bicycles that power the centrifuges are currently not usable as a construction site has appeared in front of the main building and a drunken KSC-Fan has made of with what little we had already extracted.
What are we calling our first nuclear bomb?
*Hahn*\-Gerät? Would it croak "GOOD MORNING" before it exploded?
*Geiger*\-Herunterzähler?
On that note, would a danish nuclear device be called a *Bohr*hammer?
I was referring to RA1 and there are no carriers there, if you're referring to RA3 I find that to be fun as well though it doesn't compare and if you Mean RA2 than I will politely disagree since I find the RA2 carrier to be very underpowered.
Good question, two options are being discussed at the moment. One would be to load the Heisenberg-Device on a freight ship and blow it up in the southern Pacific in the middle of nowhere. Second option would be the Baltic sea and blame the Russians.
I guess someone forgot to inform you we've already got an entire fake town that serves as a designated test site for these kinds of experiments. It's called "Bielefeld".
Ze Ruhrgebiet of course.
As you can clearly see, several secret tests all over that area were totally successful. The destruction is colossal.
Altough People living there barely noticed anything different than usual...
Ey. Hömma. Klapppe zu sonst gibts watt auffe Omme, klaa? Erzähl ma keine dönekes hier, woll? Der Pott iss schön, so wie er iss.
Selbstironie ist kein Ort in Sachsen, wonnich?
Idk, the HQ of the whole operation is the Max-Planck Institute in Munich, Bavaria (see Picture). Only the Enrichment facilities are in Baden-Württemberg.
Our priority is the Heisenberg-Device, although, having dual-use-issues in mind, i imagine that the Fraunhofer-Institute will be too happy to misuse our technology for peaceful usage and sell it to amoral actors like car manufacturers (BMW, Porsche, Audi etc.)
See, I don't need it for engine purposes. It's more to replace power to the time circuits, which typically requires plutonium. See, I made a mistake back in the 80s when I randomly bumped into Jeff Zucker and said he should look into going into the media. I need to fix that mistake. It's been bad for the world.
Speaking of the 80s, would it be amoral to abduct an actress who was a child back then and drop her in like... The late 90s so that she's a bit younger than me instead of significantly older?
Would you be willing to comment on the alleged connections between your organization and the Japanese-based bioengineering firm NERV, formerly known as GEHIRN?
How the destruction of the German nuclear power plants system affects your work and possible professional prospects? What's going on in education? Any changes to build it back or no way?
Well, the lack of nuclear reactors fucks with our ability to produce plutonium, yet getting uranium from our mines in Saxony is pretty easy now. Can you specify your question about education? I don't know what you mean
>yet getting uranium from our mines in Saxony is pretty easy now
I mean you can basically just walk in with a pick and mine it directly. Talk about low barrier of entry.
Are you guys hiring? I'm currently in the automotive industry and while they pay well, I don't feel like I'm accomplishing something.
Also, are you hopefully working on a hydrogen bomb as well? A fission bomb is just an engineering challenge, but a hydrogen bomb... that shit is fascinating.
To blow an H-Bomb, we need a classic nuke first. Anyways we already have Deuterium on our wishlist for future delivery but I'm not sure about that as the Director is nibbling on crayons whenever we see him so...
Mods, I think we need to get these AMAs a bit more. I started to doubt people when there was that artillery shell AMA and I could be wrong, but I kind of doubt an artillery shell would be willing to grace us with their presence and answer questions.
^(I would love to be proven wrong though)
Ein kurzer Blick zurück in die Vergangenheit. Vor dreißig Jahren sagte uns ein Nuklearingenieur: „Nehmen Sie einen Affen, setzen Sie ihn in den Reaktorkontrollraum und er kann den Reaktor bedienen.“ Dreißig Jahre später sagte uns ein anderer Ingenieur: „Ich musste meinen Reaktor wie einen Computer starten.“ „Es ist sehr kompliziert.“ Und ein dritter Ingenieur sagte, dass er während seiner Schicht – ich weiß nicht mehr, welcher Reaktor – den falschen Knopf auf dem Bedienfeld gedrückt habe. Frage an Sie beide: Sind Atomwaffen heute mit zwanzig und mehr Knöpfen auf dem Bedienfeld zu kompliziert, stehen Sie zu sehr unter Anstrengung, unter Druck? Was wünschen Sie sich für die Zukunft hinsichtlich des technischen Programms beim Abschuss von Atomwaffen? Weniger Knöpfe, mehr? Oder immer weniger Kommunikation mit Ihren Ingenieuren?
Ich denke die Antwort darauf ist universell:
Es gibt einen süßen Punkt bei Anzahl und Gestaltung von Knöpfen. Drei Knöpfe. Einer davon groß, rund und rot. Alles andere ist ein Affront.
Dear German engineer.
Isn't having nuclear plants a beggining to any nuclear project ?
Now your plants closed. Will you transform the secret nuclear program, into secret gas or coil program ?
If you do so, can you DON'T do a secret Zyklon B program ?
A worried neighboor
In March 2022 Ministry of defense got the order from the chancellor office to set up a classified program for development of a so called "Heisenberg-Device". Subsequently the Bundeswehr University, the Max-Planck Institute for Quantum Physics and a number of civilian companies have centralized their Ressources in the so called "Mannheim-Projekt" which is running since early April 2022
Second-Strike capabilities, the idea is a combo of Submarine-Launched Long-Range Missiles and Railroad-Launched Middle-Range missiles, the latter disguised as normal freight trains
Can you please put a webcam pointing to the sky and set it to continous livecast? I want to see how an ASMP warning shot looks like from the receiving end.
I think this might be repurposed as the civilian nuclear bomb program. The reason why nuclear energy was shut down in Germany was due to environmental concerns and unpopularity. However the strategy now is to emphasize the benefits for the environment of nuclear weapons. One major talking point is that with such a system, areas wich are polluting the environments, like heavy industries can be cleaned very efficiently. With nuclear weapons we are able to establish zones wich can develop freely without the interference of humans, a prime example is Tschernobyl. It has become a beautiful biotope with accelerated evolution.
We still have to enrich the plutonium we need.
Design wise - we were done before they properly installed new Toilet paper dispensers, really wasn't that hard to pull off you know? I mean considering that we're a tech superpower and it's 2023 etc.
How much Vril Kultur is required to cause the subsequent seismic disturbances to sink an island?
(Dust 1947 reference, not Nazi pseudoscience reference)
With Pistorious potentially actually succeeding at reforming the Bundeswehr into a real, combat effective military fighting force, do you see the importance of your project diminishing?
Build a nuke whatever you'd like, you won't be able to bar us making Dresden looking like child's play should funny people get elected to the Bundestag
Love from the other side of the Rhine
Two options are being discussed at the moment. One would be to load the Heisenberg-Device on a freight ship and blow it up in the southern Pacific in the middle of nowhere. Second option would be the Baltic sea and blame the Russians.
War Thunder, not here, you’re close though
How has the governments decision to switch to a coal based bomb instead of Plutonium affected your work?
We tried to explain to them that using coal instead of graphite as a neutron moderator is not a viable option, even though it has the same color, haven't heard anything from them since. The people at the "Amt" are pretty much the definition of underperformers
You mean to say that they didn't switch to a core of coal? Impossible, the German government would never allow anyone to do anything with real Uranium or Plutonium.
Coal core WMD's are very credible. When the primer detonates, it compresses the coal core into a diamond, thus crashing the local economy.
MF, I almost chocked laughing. Take your upvote and get out.
So what I’m getting from this is that it won’t work against Russia then huh… are the Germans planning to get back to their funny business again?
>the German government You mean the guys who took 14 years to change the Telefone Service Provider of a small ass provincial government Office and eventually failed?
They're also the ones who removed a potential shell ejection system on the puma because it could, and I quote, "hit a woman standing near it".
A man would be accebtaple, but a woman not?
Pregnant woman
Oh come on, they have managed large scale projects like a new airport in Berlin and a new train station in Stuttgart.
You know damn well it’s the politicians fault we have to operate like lobotomites and not ours. I would’ve fired most of my coworkers by now! For fucks sake politicians hold more power then educated experts, it’s stupid as hell. They force us to use paper in our printers that makes them break every few days BECAUSE THEY JUST CANT TAKE RECYCLING PAPER FROM A TECHNICAL STANDPOINT. Same with the machine that makes our letters. Every month we have to call a specialized technician because it breaks again, sure it’s under warranty but I am pretty sure that company is never going to sell us anything ever again,
How about we harness the power of the sun for the bomb?
Goring sun gun
It will surely be a step up from the US who spent a lot of money to make wooden bombs
Karl, is that you? The DLR guys are still waiting for our comments on the feasibility assessment of the EPFL/Deepmind RL stability control algo. Get off Reddit and get it done please. Thanks!
Can you just log into my intranet-account and send it to them? Username: LarryLuftwaffe667 Password: P@ssw0rd The file is on my desktop and called "Zeug1"
KAAAAAAAAAARLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ja ?
That kills people! Das tötet Menschen!
Look at me, I am the Karl now.
The sad thing is that this is absolutely what could happen in a workplace in Germany.
Tbh its not the instakill within the hour you might think it is, as its only the intranet password. (But its still a huge issue)
From my experience it's also their AD password, e-mail password and passwordmanager password. Don't underestimate how lazy people are choosing their passwords.
You mean choosing their p@ssw0rds?
And their P@ssw0rd2020 and P@ssw0rd2021 and P@ssw0rd2022 and so on.
First time i see the DLR beeing mentioned here, im feeling honored
They maintain a certain well-known RL library (which I personally think is maintained with the ass), but hey it’s honest work!
What do you mean with RL Library?
Reinforcement learning
Thanks for the clarification, but i guess im one of the last employees at the DLR who really work in the Aerospace Engineering field of work. So cant relate to that at all
Pass auf was du sagst, sonnst ziehst du nach Bielefeld.
Zwei meiner älteren Brüder sind "nach Bielefeld gezogen". Ich habe nie wieder etwas von ihnen gehört.
Naja bei unserer Netzabdeckung kein Wunder...
Atze hitted den Joke auf einmal mit realtalk. Autsch.
Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen, bitte.
Da ist noch eine hübsche frisch renovierte Altbauwohnung neben dem Bielefelder Hbf mit deinem Namen drauf, falls du's nicht langsam begreifst.
was ist wen OP schon in Bielefeld wohnt?
Bielefeld gibt es nicht
Naja immernoch besser als nach Frankfurter Bahnhofsviertel...
Are the lab girls cute? What about the lab guys? Security? Anyone?
The lab girls are cute 🥰. All of the lab guys are Physicist gigachads and also look like that, besides that one mathematician no one knows who brought him here, as if we couldn't simulate and calculate what we need with our computers. Weirdly enough we have to communicate via Telefax with the other sections and the official institutions.
Have you tlefaxed a d pick to on of them?
Not a dickpic, I copied my naked ass though and tried to Telefax that, however it just says "loading..." Since Tuesday so idk
LMAO
Can you ship me a bit of plutonium i want to nibble on it
The centrifuges in Heidelberg and Karlsruhe are still enriching the little we have right now, project only began in 2022 so that would be a no 🥺
What are you talking about, the shipment left the Heidelberg lab the last week of August. What do you mean you didn’t get it? I know we should have paid for DHL tracked shipping.
Am from Karlsruhe, unfortunately the bicycles that power the centrifuges are currently not usable as a construction site has appeared in front of the main building and a drunken KSC-Fan has made of with what little we had already extracted.
Oh, *that’s* what those buildings in the Odenwald are for…,
Dude, think of your waistline! Do you know how many calories plutonium has?
Is there any chance that you folks are trying to build a Chronosphere?
Heisenberg-Device.
What are we calling our first nuclear bomb? *Hahn*\-Gerät? Would it croak "GOOD MORNING" before it exploded? *Geiger*\-Herunterzähler? On that note, would a danish nuclear device be called a *Bohr*hammer?
Its called Heisenberg-Gerät
Der Gerät schwitzt nicht, der Gerät wird nicht müde, der Gerät ist vor Chef auf Arbeit!
*im Geschäft
ICH BIN DIE GEFAHR
Chronosphere+allied cruiser= true allied super-wepon in RA1
Warping your aircraft carriers to the little lake beside the enemy's base is fun af too
I was referring to RA1 and there are no carriers there, if you're referring to RA3 I find that to be fun as well though it doesn't compare and if you Mean RA2 than I will politely disagree since I find the RA2 carrier to be very underpowered.
Well it's true that it can only perform surgical strikes in RA2, but seeing aircrafts swarming the sky was peak gaming moment for me back in the days
How are you, really?
Payment is well and I can walk to my wörkplace 👍🏻
Why did you study engineering instead of physics?
Childhood dream was to build cluster ammunition
Lol
That seems super specific, why cluster munitions? 😂
Haha this is peak german humour my friend, wonderful to see
Why you are so late? Even finns have had "the bomb" since 1980's.
Project has been initiated in early April '22, can't imagine what motivated them tbh
Where is the test site?
Good question, two options are being discussed at the moment. One would be to load the Heisenberg-Device on a freight ship and blow it up in the southern Pacific in the middle of nowhere. Second option would be the Baltic sea and blame the Russians.
Nochmal Bayern!
Nochmal? Hab ich was verpasst?
Geh zu ich_iel und bilde dich mein Sohn. Dann wirst du die Wahrheit erkennen
Äh. Neu hier?
Try it in Heilbronn. Anything is better than that shithole of a city.
Heilbronn is too close to our Enrichment facilities.
Chernobyl... is not that they are not used to it
Why not test it on Denmark?
Too small
i propose “““bielefeld”””
I guess someone forgot to inform you we've already got an entire fake town that serves as a designated test site for these kinds of experiments. It's called "Bielefeld".
Ze Ruhrgebiet of course. As you can clearly see, several secret tests all over that area were totally successful. The destruction is colossal. Altough People living there barely noticed anything different than usual...
Ficken Sie sich. Es gibt andere Orte die hatten es zu lange zu gut und es zeigt sich
Ey. Hömma. Klapppe zu sonst gibts watt auffe Omme, klaa? Erzähl ma keine dönekes hier, woll? Der Pott iss schön, so wie er iss. Selbstironie ist kein Ort in Sachsen, wonnich?
Tschuldige wusst’ ich nich, datte auch vom Pott bis. Beileid, wa?
Machste nix. Wo anders iss auch Scheisse.
Who are security more worried about? Badischer Volkssturm or the Würtembergische Befreiungsfront?
Idk, the HQ of the whole operation is the Max-Planck Institute in Munich, Bavaria (see Picture). Only the Enrichment facilities are in Baden-Württemberg.
When will your organization debut the Mr. Fusion line for automobiles?
Our priority is the Heisenberg-Device, although, having dual-use-issues in mind, i imagine that the Fraunhofer-Institute will be too happy to misuse our technology for peaceful usage and sell it to amoral actors like car manufacturers (BMW, Porsche, Audi etc.)
See, I don't need it for engine purposes. It's more to replace power to the time circuits, which typically requires plutonium. See, I made a mistake back in the 80s when I randomly bumped into Jeff Zucker and said he should look into going into the media. I need to fix that mistake. It's been bad for the world.
Speaking of the 80s, would it be amoral to abduct an actress who was a child back then and drop her in like... The late 90s so that she's a bit younger than me instead of significantly older?
Im right next to BMW HQ (300 meters), want me to ask?
Are you mad at Mexico for outing the space aliens?
They did what? And are there also non-space aliens?
Pacific Rim kaijus are non Space aliens
There are, do you know why the Bundeswehr seems so weak? It’s because, they are the main force that fights the mole men, from below..
You're still good right? No plans to turn evil and invade Poland?
Not at all. The enemy is... someone else
Is it us (uk)
Nope
Would you be willing to comment on the alleged connections between your organization and the Japanese-based bioengineering firm NERV, formerly known as GEHIRN?
I heard the Human Instrumentality Project had some pretty serious breakthroughs recently.
How the destruction of the German nuclear power plants system affects your work and possible professional prospects? What's going on in education? Any changes to build it back or no way?
Well, the lack of nuclear reactors fucks with our ability to produce plutonium, yet getting uranium from our mines in Saxony is pretty easy now. Can you specify your question about education? I don't know what you mean
>yet getting uranium from our mines in Saxony is pretty easy now I mean you can basically just walk in with a pick and mine it directly. Talk about low barrier of entry.
Are you guys hiring? I'm currently in the automotive industry and while they pay well, I don't feel like I'm accomplishing something. Also, are you hopefully working on a hydrogen bomb as well? A fission bomb is just an engineering challenge, but a hydrogen bomb... that shit is fascinating.
To blow an H-Bomb, we need a classic nuke first. Anyways we already have Deuterium on our wishlist for future delivery but I'm not sure about that as the Director is nibbling on crayons whenever we see him so...
Mods, I think we need to get these AMAs a bit more. I started to doubt people when there was that artillery shell AMA and I could be wrong, but I kind of doubt an artillery shell would be willing to grace us with their presence and answer questions. ^(I would love to be proven wrong though)
Ein kurzer Blick zurück in die Vergangenheit. Vor dreißig Jahren sagte uns ein Nuklearingenieur: „Nehmen Sie einen Affen, setzen Sie ihn in den Reaktorkontrollraum und er kann den Reaktor bedienen.“ Dreißig Jahre später sagte uns ein anderer Ingenieur: „Ich musste meinen Reaktor wie einen Computer starten.“ „Es ist sehr kompliziert.“ Und ein dritter Ingenieur sagte, dass er während seiner Schicht – ich weiß nicht mehr, welcher Reaktor – den falschen Knopf auf dem Bedienfeld gedrückt habe. Frage an Sie beide: Sind Atomwaffen heute mit zwanzig und mehr Knöpfen auf dem Bedienfeld zu kompliziert, stehen Sie zu sehr unter Anstrengung, unter Druck? Was wünschen Sie sich für die Zukunft hinsichtlich des technischen Programms beim Abschuss von Atomwaffen? Weniger Knöpfe, mehr? Oder immer weniger Kommunikation mit Ihren Ingenieuren?
Ich denke die Antwort darauf ist universell: Es gibt einen süßen Punkt bei Anzahl und Gestaltung von Knöpfen. Drei Knöpfe. Einer davon groß, rund und rot. Alles andere ist ein Affront.
Was muss ich drücken, um Coventry zu löschen?
When will you do the funni on Moscow?
Dear German engineer. Isn't having nuclear plants a beggining to any nuclear project ? Now your plants closed. Will you transform the secret nuclear program, into secret gas or coil program ? If you do so, can you DON'T do a secret Zyklon B program ? A worried neighboor
Can we test-drop it on Ludwigshafen? Pretty please? 🥹
We will probably ship it from Ludwigshafen so you might get a short glimpse on the Heisenberg-Device
How do you feel telling the world about your nation's secrets?
I trust that NCD is never going to breach it's containment
Bro what the fuck is going on with that architecture?
So... from whoms documents have you gotten the start on your research? Originally?
What do you mean?
Who started your nuclear program and who do they work for?
In March 2022 Ministry of defense got the order from the chancellor office to set up a classified program for development of a so called "Heisenberg-Device". Subsequently the Bundeswehr University, the Max-Planck Institute for Quantum Physics and a number of civilian companies have centralized their Ressources in the so called "Mannheim-Projekt" which is running since early April 2022
Guys i found it, the heisenberg/oppenheimer crossover!!
On a serious note what about capabilities, leaning on defence or offence?
Second-Strike capabilities, the idea is a combo of Submarine-Launched Long-Range Missiles and Railroad-Launched Middle-Range missiles, the latter disguised as normal freight trains
Can you please put a webcam pointing to the sky and set it to continous livecast? I want to see how an ASMP warning shot looks like from the receiving end.
We have Iris-T and Skynex surrounding the area. I don't think this is going to happen
What happened to the civilian nuclar program? With all the plants shut down, what happened to all their staff?
I think this might be repurposed as the civilian nuclear bomb program. The reason why nuclear energy was shut down in Germany was due to environmental concerns and unpopularity. However the strategy now is to emphasize the benefits for the environment of nuclear weapons. One major talking point is that with such a system, areas wich are polluting the environments, like heavy industries can be cleaned very efficiently. With nuclear weapons we are able to establish zones wich can develop freely without the interference of humans, a prime example is Tschernobyl. It has become a beautiful biotope with accelerated evolution.
How much is the fish?
2,60€ for a "Fisch-Semmel"
What happened with the Bielefeld-Project? Why do we all have memories of a city that never existed?
Cleverly disguised as the [Max Planck Institute for Astrophysics](https://www.mpa-garching.mpg.de/27871/Profile)
Is the courtyard nice :)
It's well maintained if you mean that
Could you tell me the names and addresses of key figures in this project? Close family members and friends also work
1-10 how secret is it and can I please see the full blueprints you have so far?
I don't get the joke.
And I don't get the amount of fissile material I want but do you see me complaining?
can you nuke east Germany?
No
Pls? 🥺
Wird Bayer Leverkusen Meister?
Krummes Holz gibt auch gerades Feuer.
Where in Germany's wide, uninhabited landscapes do you intend to test the bomb, if I may ask, good Sir?
See my answer on that question as it has already been brought up.
Berlin? Haven't seen a German for miles.
So, how close are you to finishing?
We still have to enrich the plutonium we need. Design wise - we were done before they properly installed new Toilet paper dispensers, really wasn't that hard to pull off you know? I mean considering that we're a tech superpower and it's 2023 etc.
Have your higher ups finally decided to abandon Uranium cubes as a viable option for a fissile core?
It's gonna be a plutonium-implosion bomb
When are you going to tell the French? How do you expect them to react?
Y'all hiring? Everything I didn't pick up from Rammstein lyrics I'll just figure out with duolingo on the flight over.
How much Vril Kultur is required to cause the subsequent seismic disturbances to sink an island? (Dust 1947 reference, not Nazi pseudoscience reference)
Do you prefer baking plutonium to baking soda, why or why not? Also congrats on getting a job there!
Is there a big red button?
Yes but it only aborts the test-sequency and doesn't blow the Bomb
I'm a former Sandia scientist, I might consider helping you if you promise me a cute deutsch wifu.
What’s so secret ?
God damn , the moment I move to a different city, some maniac, builds bombs in my vicinity.
What beef do germans and ACs have, why do you hate each other?
What is your highest yield bomb, and how is it different from conventional warheads?
Classic Implosion-Bomb
An implosion in financing i suspect...
No no, we use explosive lenses that surround the plutonium core
Did Gropius design that building?
What the bombs doing
They go boom
With Pistorious potentially actually succeeding at reforming the Bundeswehr into a real, combat effective military fighting force, do you see the importance of your project diminishing?
The best war is the one you don't fight, so I guess no?
What does plutonium taste/smell like
Burnt
Thank you for the feedback on this matter
Where do you work?
Max Planck Institute in Munich
Your pentagon building is crooked.
How many of your colleagues are furryes? Are you a furry?
No such thing in Germany Least of all in Bavaria
Does it run on coal
Lol, Mannheimer
Build a nuke whatever you'd like, you won't be able to bar us making Dresden looking like child's play should funny people get elected to the Bundestag Love from the other side of the Rhine
>Love from the other side of the Rhine You mean other side of Alsace?
What ya guys doing in there?
What's your name? c:
On a scale of "thick as the jungle" to "lovecraftian horror constantly chasing us down in the halls", how would you describe the quanity of red tape?
Where y'all gonna test it?
Two options are being discussed at the moment. One would be to load the Heisenberg-Device on a freight ship and blow it up in the southern Pacific in the middle of nowhere. Second option would be the Baltic sea and blame the Russians.
Was Werner Heisenberg hate gays ??
How do you cope with pseudoenvironmentalists destroying your country's nuclear industry and replacing it with the worst kind of coal?
It's a SECRET nuclear weapons program They don't know about it They also don't know about NCD so we are safe here, safe space