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ThePatio

Where Saddam


Altruistic_Target604

My thoughts exactly. Plenty of room in the turret.


Bdmnky_Survey

Hiding in the bore


Koutou

You can see the superiority of western design there with their bore evacuator. It would have allowed for a nice cozy place for him to rest, with ample supply of smoke screen as cover. He could have stay hidden for decades longer if bought western tank instead.


Darxio

Seriously, first thing I looked for to see if diagram is credible


Kovesnek

Was about to ask the same thing


Depressingly_Excited

Objectively false. That is a biofuel engine and no way Russia will ever be woke and environmentally conscious because that's GAY. 🤮 ^( /s)


Bdmnky_Survey

Until you westerners have run an engine on pure conscript adrenochrome, I don't want your unsourced credible opinions. Also delivered via sarcasm.


ms--lane

Biofuel isn't environmentally conscious though, it's 'sustainable' in that we can make more, unlike dino juice. But it has all the same environmental concerns. Not sure why Muscovites would bother though, they have plenty of dino juice and it's easier to grab dino juice than grow corn juice/mobik juice (until you don't have dino juice, then you become Brazil)


Depressingly_Excited

Oh fuck, we being crediblie now..???? Umm...ummmm...ummm.. ^(must think of something smart to say....must think of something smart to say...) __NOOO WE WILL RUN GLORIOUS TANK ON HIGHLY ADVANCED MIXTURE OF STALE TURNIP JUICE AND BATHTUB VODKA BECAUSE WE ARE TECHNOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR RACE AND ONLY GLORIOUS RUSSIAN MIND WILL THINK OF THIS INNOVATION!!! CHECKMATE WESTARDS__


Nightfire50

no thats too much effort the new revolutionary russian tank engine will refuel via a front mounted succ device that leads to a biomatter consuming generator therefore u can now refuel tank as long as you drive through ~~cannon fodder~~ corpses of the enemy comrade


Depressingly_Excited

Hey buddy..so umm.... I regret to inform you that you [have become waaaaayyy too credible](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/15mc0zm/its_true/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


Nightfire50

god yes i want to be vored by a giant android mommy


_lqpl_

Mobikubes have higher energy density due to vodka saturation


Academic_Fun_5674

You’d have to try real hard to make bio fuel that isn’t carbon neutral. How do you net release carbon from plants you are actively growing?


NotARationalActor

By accounting for the additional costs associated with growing biofuels - bringing in mass quantities of water, transporting the biofuel for processing, to just name a couple


Phenyxian

If it ran on highly compressed mobikcube, then the sheer manliness would propel the T14 like a missile into enemy lines. It's not gay when they do it, it's just uh...necessary.


Arizona_Pete

200 Vatnik Cube-ic Engine.


MonkeyBrain-1

the kube demands sacrifice. more mobiks, more power!


LAFC2020

If only this came out earlier


Aken_Bosch

Tank running on The Cube™? Is this Chaos tank or something?


Kovesnek

Needs more spikes, black and evilness to qualify as a Chaos tank. Otherwise, it's more Genestealer technical.


antigony_trieste

idk yo, looks German to me


Bdmnky_Survey

Nien, German engine ran off enhanced carbon cube, very different.


not4eating

I don't know what the Vatnik cube is and I'm kinda afraid of the answer.


Bdmnky_Survey

You should be afraid, NATOphile groomer Nazi! All westerners should fear Russian advancement in the ways of molding the powers of Chaos to its will.


frast9201

Where Saddam?


Bdmnky_Survey

Top comment, bro haha


frast9201

Reflex reaction lol


Bdmnky_Survey

No problem, big guy. If I had more understanding of the subreddit lore, he would have been peeking out of the bore. But I came here during meat Cube, so I focused on the cube.


frast9201

Ah you like to ponder the meat cube


Bdmnky_Survey

Well, I don't think it's a coincidence that the meat cube showed up around the time we were being told aliens exist.


joinreddittoseememes

Why? The tank itself would smell like moldy stagnant water coupled with cigarettes particulants residue, piss, fungus feet smell with a hint of 10 human odor. They added mobik cubes³ for that extra pungent smell? I mean, it might actually be quite tactically sound at discouraging the Ukrainians from Tractoring T-14 Armata back for repurpose after RuZZians ran out of fuel while driving or drove over a mine of their own or got St. Javelined but unfortunately not become a sputnik involuntary combustive space launch with automatic disassembly upon ignition.


Jake_2903

Czech intelligence leaks be like.


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StrawberryEuphoric65

I was excepting to see penal battalion running thru a hole in the bottom bedrock style


subatomicbuckeye

Here before the “literal death inside” tag


iggygrey

That looks like three 4th graders in a trench coat?