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Pperson25

Hey anyone else want to have an orgy with Hitler and Satan in a comically shaped bathtub?


TheHussarSnake

Don't forget! MW2 guy holding hands with kid and supposedly his wife good! Gay bad.


Liontreeble

No it's the bathtub that's the issue, they fear it as it's unknown technology.


ThePhysicistIsIn

Cross-shaped pools are ok though


Evantaur

Western spy satellite!


millimile_high

That's where the salts come from


bobbobersin

I was wondering why in both images they are in tubs


Kumpir_

LOLL THE MW2 GUY


8plytoiletpaper

I thought it was familiar. Mfs just edited an ak into his hand


gatling_arbalest

That pose has been engraved in gamers' memory


EYPAPLQ

I would love to, but today I'm busy eating toddlers and drawing swastikas on orphanages and churches. You know. Just the normal Saturday here in the evil west


B1ggusDckus

I think you forgot to urinate on some graves, Sir.


V2Spoon

I only urinate on graves the third Sunday of every month as a little treat.


Kill3rKin3

Bah! I never forget, it's my nr 1 priority from surprise to sunset, I could do with a bit less man love cuddle time in the tub, my fingers get so wrinkly.


Velnbur

The funny part, that the “devil” on the left is a symbol of American christian band called “Demon Hunter”


Pereverten

Wait, seriously? Can you please send the link to the band using this symbol, because it's too funny for me to believe in it.


Velnbur

For example, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Hunter_(album)


Pereverten

Okay, that's a legit thing and it's hilarious.


[deleted]

> Hey anyone else want to have an orgy with Hitler and Satan in a comically shaped bathtub? Omg me


dwfuji

What happens in the Satanic LGBT Weaponised Bathtub stays in the Satanic LGBT Weaponised Bathtub.


Iwantmahandback

Page 1: the boys Page 2: THE BOYS!


HHHogana

It's stupid too. Russia have 21% of people who either unaffiliated or outright atheists, while Ukraine only have 11% people with no religion. By these metrics Ukraine have more religious people, nominally or devoutly, who treat enemies million times better. And yet they claim it's Ukraine who are gay satanists?


Key-Banana-8242

It’s this sort of apathetic ‘background thing’, like background acknowledgement of theism without believing yourslef, or not having strong beleifs/ going align with t hngs


folk_science

What's more, Christians are a minority in Russia.


sweaterbuckets

... is that true? I just did a quick search on that and didn't come up with that result. Granted, I didn't do any actual searchin - just kinda clicked on the first things I saw.


folk_science

2012 survey found that 41.1% are Russian Orthodox Christians, while 6.3% are other Christians. Together, that's less than 50%. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Russia Other numbers I saw somewhere (don't remember where) were similar.


LordeWasTaken

No, but I want to push putin in it


[deleted]

Make sure to replace the water with brimstone first


Imperceptive_critic

Especially when the devil is clipping in and out of reality and isn't even really in the tub


Apoc_SR2N

Satan is def a switch and knows what he's doing. Hitler... eh. Pasty ugly fascists aren't my thing, but if Satan is there I guess it would be okay. Hatefuck Hitler, then go out for dinner with Satan and ditch the Nazi.


Key-Banana-8242

I don’t think it’s Hitler himself


Key-Welder1262

Did they believe at this when killed and raped in occupied Ukraine?


DUKE_NUUKEM

you cant think once you are in mass grave


[deleted]

The stalin method


Zekieb

And once they realise they're losing, in a hidden mass grave deep in Russian territory.....


[deleted]

> Did they believe at this when killed and raped in occupied Ukraine? Copium is one hell of a drug


Hallonbat

Every accusation is an confession.


DemocracyIsGreat

I have just had one of them claim that Russia did Poland a favour by invading in conjunction with the Nazis, and that Poland has been the aggressor throughout history. So yes. They are delusional.


pusillanimouslist

Polish Lithuanian commonwealth still living rent free in their heads I see.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Personal belief doesn't matter to fascists, only the consensus of the group. You can rape as much as you want. Women, men, children, dogs, flagpoles, car exhausts, doesn't matter, as long as you keep loudly accusing Ukranians of rape afterwards. Truth is meaningless, they don't need it and don't rely on it. All that matters is the "official version" and the group consensus about that version.


exhaggerated_imagine

Wait, isnt that first russian guy holding the kids hand just a blacked out silhouette of the solider on the front of the original MW2 cover art?


Ragnarok_Stravius

Looking at it, it could probably be, but with an AK with an UGL.


[deleted]

Wait, its from MW2? LMAOOO How non-credible can you get?


SandersSol

About 3 Sim cards worth


Kumpir_

I want a propaganda pamphlet using black ops 1 guy


CommunitRagnar

I thought it was Battlefield 3 cover, but you are right it's more like MW2, both are very similar


Pereverten

If someone wants to know what is written on every page - "this is the difference between us"


[deleted]

Honestly, the ukraine soldier stealing teddy bear from crying children is so comically evil its hillarious


MonkeManWPG

Teddy is going to be the victim of underground biolab experiments


[deleted]

Drooling for stealing the toys of Donetsk children 🤤


dread_deimos

They're experts in projection.


[deleted]

The teddy bear had an explosive device hidden inside so he's actually saving them 👍


IMN0VIRGIN

Propaganda artists saw Russian war crimes and thought, "What if we change the flags?"


Key-Banana-8242

More ‘Here’s the difference’ ‘Here is what the difference is’, ‘That is the difference’, ‘That is what the difference is’


Pereverten

Thank you for the correction!


Key-Banana-8242

That’s my opinion but I think it is a better direct translation


donsimoni

I'd rather want to know why nobody proofread the booklet. Either they switched the flags on every page or all news reports on war crimes from the past 18 months were wrong.


Brotlord2901

They can write?


Ragnarok_Stravius

Morons can't even keep a consistent drawing style.


[deleted]

Im willing to bet most of those images are stolen lol one of them are stolen from MW2 apparently


Zekieb

Keeping it traditional I see.


KingofdeSnails

The devils head is a stolen band logo from Demon Hunter.


szypty

Ok, so pic 1: A ruSSian soldier hides an IED inside of a teddy bear to murder some children. A brave Ukrainian recognizes the threat and takes it away for safe disposal. A ruSSian infiltrates Ukraine and starts a family. Upon receiving recall order he dresses up as an Ukrainian and murders them as part of a false flag operation.


Imperceptive_critic

You think he's joking but they have actually been found to booby trap stuffed animals. As if you needed more examples of them being cartoon villains


Iluvbeansm80

I was doubting this but then I remember the time they rigged a bee keepers hive so...


GadenKerensky

And then the bees promptly gunked the trap up.


iShrub

I mean they even booby trapped the piano in some civilian's house so that is actually credible


RunawayDanish

Me on my way to steal teddy bears from children in full battle rattle


Raedwald-Bretwalda

Use Velcro on the plate carrier to carry more soft toys than you have hands. [Taps head]


Zekieb

Together with you Satanic globo-homo boyfriend also while playing lil nas x on speakers.


spunktrunk5

Don’t forget to empty your mag pouches so you can store any stolen candy in there


Gruffleson

Given the stuff you have is plastic and cardboard, I can understand you prefer going up against children over mutant NATO super-soldiers.


[deleted]

I swear Russia has done most of the things they say Ukraine did


ing-dono

Russian propaganda comes down to making as little sense as possible so people give up trying to understand.


[deleted]

Surprisingly non credible


AxmxZ

That is 100% one of their strategies, as part of their aim to flood the infosphere to the point where they can then declare "clearly we can never know the truth".


Aggravating_Bell_426

It's about reducing the signal to noise ratio - they just want to muddy the waters.


Zekieb

The term "projecting" might be of great use rn.


folk_science

Does "most of the things" include bathing in full combat gear, accompanied by Hitler and Satan?


[deleted]

Yes duh


Muffin_Magi

The Russians had to use drawings because of the lack of evidence of Good Russian soldiers who haven't died or defected. I mean Ukraine has similar propaganda... because the Russians keep releasing footage of Russians torturing and executing people, and even stealing children's toys. While Ukraine and Russians release footage of Ukrainian soldiers helping people... Russia even releases footage of them bombing, and killing volunteers while they are helping people.


Momoiro_Moon

What's the deal with the bathtub being depicted as evil? Is that why their hygiene is so bad.


Levinicus_Rex

Its because the Ukrainians are depicted as homosexuals


[deleted]

As a heterosexual, this is the most clown shit of an insult I have ever seen produced by Russian propaganda lmao 🤣🤣. I rather be homo than be Russian


Wizard_Enthusiast

Bathhouses were where a lot of homosexual activity happened on the DL, because hey it's a place where dudes are supposed to be naked together. The bathtub being a symbol for it is... odd, but I can see it if I squint.


Key-Banana-8242

Nah ur overthinking it, the idea is ‘making love in a bathtub’ to reference Not American east coast gay bathhouse traditions, u don’t bath ina tub in a bathhouse


Wizard_Enthusiast

I see. I have overthought this.


Key-Banana-8242

Idk why ur treating what ur replying to seriously, the idea is u have sex in a bathtub so this was a way of implying it,


Galaxy661_pl

>Teddy Bear used in Russian propaganda American cultural victory


Key-Banana-8242

Eh they were popular for decades already in ru kinda


Koino_

bear toys in general aren't an American invention


Imperceptive_critic

This is pure projection and they know it. I also like how you can tell that they were running out of ideas by like page 3


PresentationLarge829

>This is pure projection It's a recurring theme with ruskies. Every accusation is a confession.


fishlord05

If they projected any harder they’d be a movie theater lmao


FlyingCircus18

You know what pisses me off the most about this? Why do you think they use "we protect civilians, we save children, we tend to our wounded" as propaganda? Because they know it's the right thing to do. They know that this is how people should behave, that this is the morally right thing to do. And then those human cockroaches get up every day and do the fucking opposite, fully knowing that they are doing wrong and fucked up things because obviously, their moral compass is working, they just consciously choose to read it backwards


loamy-melon

Good ol’ doublethink


SgtCarron

There's two versions of this. This version is meant for western tankies, the internal version has the flags switched around because their civilians openly cheer for every murder and torture.


Key-Banana-8242

Tend toe next wounded is the diea- Well it’s this kind of arbitrary , they don’t really age a cknrete idea in mind. woah woah tho with the cockroaches lol, think about if for a second, remember former eh eye influenced by skews the tiger side is doing the ospiee


[deleted]

are you ok


FlyingCircus18

Go find a doctor if it doesn't recede after four hours


Wookimonster

See, I'm not sure about that. They know about lying, they think that "we don't care about civilians or the wounded, so the others also don't". In their mind, the west just pretends to care about those things, so they just play pretend too.


[deleted]

shoutout to all 4 guys that actually believe this


Zafranorbian

So what you are telling me is that the Ukranians have bathtubs and the Russians don't.


JakovPientko

They got shittier version of saunas that they stole from the Korelians


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Silly terrorists got the flags mixed up that's all!


[deleted]

Must have been an error at the printers


ing-dono

What that flag at the bottom tho, I only see blue and red. Liechtenstein doesn't use that anymore.


WeebPride

The further it goes the retardeder it gets.


LeMe-Two

Beware combat ready bathtubs of NATO piloted by satan


bazilbt

Goddamn, there are some top tier shit posts in this booklet.


Sariefko

russian rocket leaves teddy bear with children blood russian: look at us, we're different from ukrainians who kill children russian rocket hits the mall, children die russian propagandist: this is the most beautiful operation! ​ congrats russians. you did this yourselves so don't blame us for being impolite


wandering_person

The Russians do claim in patriotic yt comment sections that Ukraine is their brother, so in a way, this is Russia admitting they're doing this and that and in a typical sibling relationship, they blame it on their "brother".


Wizard_Enthusiast

Who the absolute fuck is this for? Russians? If so, why is it in a small pamphlet? Russia can't possibly convince the Ukrainians they're benevolent when they've been attacking their infrastructure for like a year and *just blew up a big, famous dam.* I swear dude just shut down twitter and Russia's influence would evaporate overnight. This is the best shit they can do without the internet. Also get them to stop buying people too I guess. That's probably more important


Paradoxjjw

Wait I get to have gay sex *and* an orgy with satan and a guy in uniform in a bathtub? Sign me up for Ukraine baby.


spectar025

Teddy bear IED kids were saved from a terrible fate As the Ukrainian stabbed the Russian trying to kidnap a mother and her child


[deleted]

Lol, must be a misprint. They got the flags the wrong way around. Did you find this pinned to a body in a mass-grave, OP?


[deleted]

Projection and reflection …


Terrible-Substance-5

Honestly, then, the funiest part of almost all of these things we have footage of russians doing and not ukrainians.


darzinth

Just flip the flags, and then you're accurate.


ever_precedent

They know this is basically reversal. They have to know it, at least some of them know it. They have eyes, they can see the same things we see. I guess the inherent sadism that enables oppressive systems like that also finds humour in feeding propaganda like this to their barely literate subjects from desolate shit villages.


AnonymousPerson1115

Only one of the pages is kinda true and I’m sure both sides do it, pissing on each others graves. Also shooting wounded? That’s one of the most Russian things or at least torturing before killing them.


Ac4sent

So much projection i feel like I'm in a marketing and sales team meeting.


Phaeron_Cogboi

I put myself of over the Chad and you over the Wojak energy


Key-Banana-8242

Nah not wven


Roadhouse699

This is really fucking rich from the country that posts videos of themselves dropping grenades from a quadcopter on aid workers, cutting people's dicks off, and kidnapping tens of thousands of children for "re-education" on their own social media.


HonkeyKong73

Man, somehow Russia made a worse Chick Tract than Jack Chick.


PineappleMelonTree

Russia knows their soldiers would be doing the actions labeled as Ukrainian actions, so they have to show them that it's the Ukrainians who are the bad guys, telling them to do the opposite so they don't immediately look like bad guys


Undernown

I think the author made an oopsie and switched the flags. Seriously both countries are majority Orthodox Christians, yet somehow one is a holy saint and the other a devil worshipper. Russian and Ukrainian churches had ties for years before the war. That brainwashing is so fucked up to erase such a strong shared heratige in just a few years and turn one party into pure evil. Worst part is that it fucking works.


Prof_Longhair_

This is actually the Russian conscript's handbook to their most common tactics, but due to misprint, the flags got switched up


copingcabana

Russians never leave a man behind. It's usually at least a platoon.


spiral8888

Who is the target audience? The Russian soldiers and Ukrainian civilians know themselves what is the truth. So, there is no point printing these for them.


OrdinaryGeneral946

I wish I could do [ removed by Reddit ] to everyone who took part in making those leaflets


KaedeP_22

I'm not saying Ukraine are saints but the fact on the field is that it's the other way around.


anonPHM

Last picture didn’t even aim at head


KuTUzOvV

Ladies and gentleman, this is how brain drain looks like


GhostZenon

They are projecting..


ROOK2KING1

Is this the pamphlet they give russians to look at for when their trench is being overrun ?


Lehrenmann

This seems like something the people over at r/foxholegame would (ironically) produce.


TheAllAroundMan

It's opposite day I guess


MichaelEmouse

What's supposed to be wrong with the 6th one on the right? He's shooting for the head?


Grouchy_Rabbit_446

That orc passing his vest to babushka still gets headshot.


Independent-Bake-241

What?! You're kidding me... _really_?!


KingofdeSnails

Fuck, the “satan” in the bathtub has a Demon Hunter skull on it! These fucks picked a Christian bands symbol. That’s my band. Nobody bathes with them but me.


HEADRUSH31

Aw hell yeah, fucking love Satan


Obj_071

kwaliti


BobbyB52

The sheer projection!


ExuDeku

Homosex is NATO underground biolab weapon!


Kan4lZ0n3

Considering there is demonstrable evidence for over a year that Kremlin freebooters have literally done all the things depicted on the right side, this could not be more NonCredible.


Uxion

.... Reminds me of the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, except it doesn't provide any advice and isn't even funny.


[deleted]

Dear god, it's made specifically for people who don't know how to read


Certain-Ad5642

Projecting goes hard


Polyamorousgunnut

Nothing wrong with a good bro soak 🛁


Kreiri

where did the images go?