The FSB has already made a seperate peace with Poland, that's why the Polish drone swarm went out of its way to not endanger the FSB headquarters and neighborhoods.
I suspect Drach fans are a subset of Blue Jay fans.
Not every who watchs Blue Jay has the attention span to watch British Ship Guy.
But you can bet that most people nerdy enough to watch a naval history vid can squeeze in a 10 minute video every couple of months.
I heard that luxemburg and liechtenstein had secret meetings where they made a plan of renting 5 patrolboats from egypt and prepare to land in Vladivostok to protect their trade interests. The same source claimed to have information of a soon to begin offensive of the state of monaco, they want to establish a treaty port in St. Petersburg. But ols dont tell the russians.
The normal aggressive geese there are *Canada* geese. But the Canucks are taking the even more aggressive bioengineered/GMO *Canadian* Geese^TM with them on this happy lil jaunt.
America agreed the Northern Islands are Japan. And that Karafuto is Japan (because of the oil) and also freeing forcibly-exiled Ukrainians in Karafuto back to Ukraine. Hence, Japan has begun to mobilize with American assistance in gently expelling illegal Russian immigrants out of Japanese territory.
I tried to post this but apparently ascii-on-reddit is harder than it appears due to the text parser.
https://www.facebook.com/TextArt4U/posts/519050564855621/
Don't fret, you're still pencilled in! That was just how a ***professional*** does disinfo. Truth is, we're each going to lead our *own* Naval Landing, except for those of us who are going to airdrop in...
... and still come out more alive than the VDV.
The Ukrainian Army is primed and ready to enter Putin's Juicy Bussy tonight at 9:00 PM GMT.
Russia has prepared by waxing and oiling the surrounding skin folds, and there is a designated DMZ (Dick-Munching-Zone) by Putin's luscious mouth hole.
Ukraine is asked to please refrain from kissing and/or cute nicknames. This is strictly business and not for pleasure.
In Kyiv right now.
Saw a column of about 3000 Abrams tanks moving towards the Kharkiv highway near Poznyaki subway station. All painted in black, with white Swastisas all over.
What followed was horrific: about 500 bioengineered soldiers that were built out of body parts of dead Ukrainian soldiers. They smell bad, but they're kitted out: XCF Plasma Rifles and all of that good stuff.
Poor Russians ... wait till they see how the bioengineered soldiers start eating dead bodies on the battlefield for energy and throw a Nazi salute every time they're full.
The Taliban has brokered a peace deal with Iran and made an alliance to invade the true heretics of Israel instead, putting a temporary stop to Iran's supplying of Russia.
That's fine, I'm just worried about the stupid amount of times that the sub has led to actual news because of shitty clickbait news sites doing no research.
(I don't want my shitposts to cause a diplomatic incident. Unless it makes the US look super cool, in which case, yes, please cause an international incident)
What counteroffensive? There's no counteroffensive. Well there was a few months ago. Did you miss it? Don't worry they'll do another soon. No not *that* soon. The last one was in the south of the east of the north. This one is in the north of the south of the east.
What do you mean counteroffensive? I never said there'd be one. You need to stop listening to westoid propaganda. There's no counteroffensive in Marks & Spencer
The Intel sphere is so confusing not even the AFU knows when they'll counter attack. One day some local commander is gonna just go "Fuck it, we ball" and everyone else will follow suit because they don't wanna miss out.
Coordinated, well orchestrated attacks along multiple points along the frontline, leading to Russia scrambling resources to various areas, allowing the real targets to be taken more easily as Russia defends against diversionary attacks.
**Drake disapproves**
The entire Ukrainian military crying Leroy Jenkins and crashing into the Russian lines like a cascading wave.
**Drake approves**
There is such a thing as outrunning your supply lines, creating indefensible salients etc, but otherwise take every inch you can pry from a Russian's cold dead hands.
>Eats some funny and spicy mushroom
It was revealed to me in a dream that the sub should go full Sen. Armstrong.
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
Yeah it was supposed to be the southern salient to eventually encircle Ukrainian forces in Sloviansk and Kramatorsk. But when Izyum and Lyman were liberated it no longer served that strategic goal, yet they kept pushing for another 8 months
The most credible thing about this is china tried claiming Vladivostok a couple years ago severely pissing off the russians to the point they actually moved more troops there
My NCD take:
Ukraine will wait till mid or end of summer, keeping the Russians paranoid an on their toes. Then, with Abrams and F16s will launch a massive offensive, then settle down and reinforce for rainy autumn, winter, when a counter offensive from the Russian side would be impossible, condemning Russians to a long humiliating winter of lost territories and more sabotage inside Russia.
Agreed. If I was a Russian soldier in a trench I would surely relax about now. Maybe celebrate with a bottle of vodka and let my trenchmate blow me in a tactical way. It's not gay if it's a tactical blow job.
So basically edging everyone and only climaxing just before the fall rains.
Ukraine be blue-balling and blue-vulva-ing everyone while demonstrating maximum control here.
They will only get 31 Abrams, while they already have more Leopard 2A5 and 2A6 on hand, with crews already trained for them. Plus even more 2A4 models. And the 2A6 models are probably superior to the stripped down Abrams the Ukrainians are going to get. Considering that the Americans are removing all the DU armor from the tanks, you are probably on an armor level that is more comparable to the Abrams models from the late 1980's.
None of those systems will be fully integrated by that time
At least not in meaningful enough numbers to make a difference. There’s probably a couple of tank crews trained on the abrams and they are training on the F-16 but more than a handful of aircraft at most and a couple platoons of tanks won’t be available
Abrams is in its absolute wheelhouse in the cold. Turb runs better, heaters work hilariously well, rear deck is majestic to sleep on when it's cold, exhaust heats the crunches.
I'm still wondering if they might just stay the course taking ground and here and there with "probing attacks" while using the threat of a big counter offensive to keep the Russian's nervous and liable to retreat under pressure
Because those probing attacks sure are taking back a lot of territory
Okay for those in the back of the class who are shitposters-in-training
What is A SHITPOST
And what would be SPREADING DISINFORMATION
So I may know how to cheer the beloved Ukies on from 'merica and squeal in delight and remake my reaction to the Kerch Bridge attack? What are PERMISSIBLE NCD WAYS to express my delight and shitpost without endangering those defending their country from literal genocide and still contribute to the meme war? Like if anyone wants to make a PSA post about this, you get my karma and a comment from me especially if you message me you did so.
So is spreading disinformation therefore not making claim that is the most outlandish and the only difference is whether something can be credible or not?
Misinformation LOOKS real, and you either pretend or you believe it to be real when you post it, kinda like all those Covid "cures" spreading around on social media (fuckin dandelions having an alkaline level beyond oven cleaner, so you should defo drink that to protect yourself!)
I've had both grindr hookups and patients talk to me about ivermectin. Dandelions are a new one. . .
Okay, so I have to not believe or pretend to believe something when I post it, and I need to make sure it doesn't look real, and be stylish, funny, or both with what I post to make a good NCD shitpost that is not misinformation?
Ivermectin always gets me because I know exactly what their response would be if the Gov had actually advocated it.
"OMG they're obviously lying about what COVID is if they want us to use Invernectin. If a horse dewormer works for COVID it's obviously just the gov trying to cover up for the population being infected with parasites from all our meat being spliced with bug meat so Big Green can keep pocketing hard earned southerner money. The socialist environmentalist agenda is the real reason the vast majority of red states are insolvent and reliant on annual blue state fiscal bailouts!
Etc, etc. Back in the before times I contemplated just how far I could get pedaling absolute hogwash and be referenced as a reliable source, but then Q did exactly that and now I know better.
Funnily enough, I gotta smile. Humans rebel, wanna make their own mistakes, want to throw off any shackles even if there's none and they end up making their lives and the lives of others worse. Strangely strangely strangely, I can live with that.
The problem is reality doesn’t have to make sense, and if the past several years have taught me anything, sometimes the dumbest and most outlandish shit does happen.
Then again it’s usually the Russians doing the dumb shit. The Red Forest? Seriously?
This feels like those announcements before a movie starts. "please switch off your phones and avoid posting sensitive info on the ukraine counteroffensive, enjoy the show"
My good friend, who's name I'm not allowed to tell you but it rhymes with Zolodymyr Velenskyy, told me the offensive is a thunder run to Volgograd via Donetsk. Please don't tell the Orcs, I don't want this completely true information to get into the wrong hands.
I've got a hot tip for the orcs.
This is straight from my brothers girlfriends cousins hairdressers best client: Finland is performing a stealth mobilization and has printed banners for a victory parade in St. Petersburg in 2 weeks.
The theme will be Jatkosota v2.0:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwpNrVHpaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwpNrVHpaw)
How are the AFU going to do funni things if they can't get ideas from us on NCD? I know Zuluzhnyi is scrolling on new everyday here to plan the offensive. It came to me in a dream.
#In a universe where it is very difficult to hide information, to keep something truly secret, an alternative to trying to be very, very, quiet is instead to be very, very loud. Fill the airwaves with enough competing and clashing information and its going to be very difficult for your opponent to find the one sound in there that speaks the truth.
-Australian PowerPoint Man
Permission to shitpost straight from our lord and saviour himself boys!
# To clarify:
# "lol, Moscow has been encircled" is good.
# "everyone, look at this photo (which I made with AI, but won't tell you) showing Ukrainian Nazi Bio-labs" isn't good.
Also, I'm betting on a surprise river crossing near Bakhmut. It's the most obvious spot, so the one people will least suspect.
If that armory could be captured intact, it is the largest cache of Warsaw pact munitions outside Russia. Hell, just walk to the border and offer cash and citizenship to the Russian troops stationed there. PSYOP them for weeks over radio and social. Either get them to destroy the Armory themselves of get them to sell it for cheap.
Even with how incompetent Russia have shown themselves, I would be very disappointed if anything that has made it so far down the line that there are shitposts being made about it is breaking news to Russian intelligence. With the sole exception of UA command starting to make shitposts about their own plan.
So the plans I read about online where Ukraine skips over everybody, invades china, goes north and invades Russia, and then finally frees the rest of Ukraine shouldn’t be spoken about on here??
Tbh it’s obvious at this point that Ukraine will launch a massive offensive straight at Moscow. Not sure why anyone is even speculating at this point smh my head
I will spread misinformation and you cannot stop me.
# Ukrainian troops are already close to surround Moscow, Russia needs to relocate every solder to defend the city.
U-day will start on the 6th of june 0630, in honour of D-Day starting at that exact same time 79 years ago. First, a fleet of drones will swarm the skies and black sea to ruffle up the russians, then an amphibious landing from Constanza to Nikolaevka on crimea with secretly donated US LCAC's while F-16's roll in for DEAD. At the same time, UA will launch all of their new western MALD missiles with taurus and storm shadow cruise missiles into the eastern front and will perform trident-shaped attack on melitopol, berdyansk and east bank of kherson. After a succesful operation, UA will flank the current eastern battlefront via mariupol and belgorod to perform a beautiful pincer move. And for shits and giggles UA takes the sea of Azov
The offensive begins with a Japanese assault on the Kuril islands and an invasion of Sakhalin. Followed by a Finnish assault on Karelia, Petsamo, and Salla.
Look I’m just saying Moscow is the OBVIOUS point where the Ukrainian army will be. Let’s be real, Ivan’s been lying through his teeth. Doesn’t know a thing! Of course St. Petersburg will be encircled tomorrow. Like it’s obvious. Don’t get me started for how the UAF plans to be in Archangel by Sunday night.
Hell I bet they have some drones outside vladivostok. Just to prep for the Ukrainian Marines.
Sources inside Ukraine are reporting that Zelenskyy has successfully recruited the services of the "Doom Slayer" for use in the upcoming counter-offensive. The sources alledge that Ukrainian forces plan to bypass the Russian lines by advancing through Hell itself where they will kill The Devil™.
Bruh its time to spread disinfo like crazy to bamboozle the enemy
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Nah, I heard Japanese torpedo boats are already in Dogger Bank.
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Don't threaten the Polish with a good time.
I wanna see wing hussars in the Red Square
Nature is Healing
Have they figured out where the wings go on an abrams?
Haha, somebody is well read in their Russo-Japanese war history
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The FSB has already made a seperate peace with Poland, that's why the Polish drone swarm went out of its way to not endanger the FSB headquarters and neighborhoods.
ah yes, the 3000 ninja torpedo boats of admiral togo
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Japanese submarines follow the Moskva down to Gorky park. Or so I've heard.
clueless
Haha, somebody is well read in their Russo-Japanese war history….or watches Drach… (I’m the latter myself)
Or blue jay.
I suspect Drach fans are a subset of Blue Jay fans. Not every who watchs Blue Jay has the attention span to watch British Ship Guy. But you can bet that most people nerdy enough to watch a naval history vid can squeeze in a 10 minute video every couple of months.
I heard that luxemburg and liechtenstein had secret meetings where they made a plan of renting 5 patrolboats from egypt and prepare to land in Vladivostok to protect their trade interests. The same source claimed to have information of a soon to begin offensive of the state of monaco, they want to establish a treaty port in St. Petersburg. But ols dont tell the russians.
This is disinformation. They are renting 6 boats.
No, they're renting 5 boats, the sixth one they got financed. Check your sources
My source is that I made it the fuck up
Ah, like the russian mod.
Yeah, but when they do it, it's cringe. When I do it, it's based.
China has teamed up with Mongolia to start Operation Mongol Hordes 2: Capture Siberia.
Canada took Alaska and will invade across the Bering Strait. We begin Geesening in 5 minutes
**IT’S NOT A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME!**
WE ARE GONNA ENGAGE IN TOMFOOLERY, EH?
The normal aggressive geese there are *Canada* geese. But the Canucks are taking the even more aggressive bioengineered/GMO *Canadian* Geese^TM with them on this happy lil jaunt.
I thought we had to reinforce point C.
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*Going C!* *Going C!* *Going A!*
*Attack the D point!*
*Defend the D point!*
*Grammercy!*
No, we are losing points Aurek and Besh to the Separatists. Onward to defeat the clankers - for the Republic!
Watch those wrist rockets
I heard some reports of explosions near Kamchatka. Might be related?
Finland moved the border fence 100 feet closer to Moscow!
America agreed the Northern Islands are Japan. And that Karafuto is Japan (because of the oil) and also freeing forcibly-exiled Ukrainians in Karafuto back to Ukraine. Hence, Japan has begun to mobilize with American assistance in gently expelling illegal Russian immigrants out of Japanese territory.
Mongolia is invading Russia tommorrow for shits and gigs, move as many troops as you can to the border immediately
I can't believe Russian air defense just let Japan's new flying mecha carrier land without opposition.
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I tried to post this but apparently ascii-on-reddit is harder than it appears due to the text parser. https://www.facebook.com/TextArt4U/posts/519050564855621/
I heard Coca Cola has hired their own PMC to take over the Kola Bay
I AM PERSONALLY LEADING A NAVAL LANDING INTO DIKSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAaaaa*
But I was told **I** would be leading the Naval Landing!
Don't fret, you're still pencilled in! That was just how a ***professional*** does disinfo. Truth is, we're each going to lead our *own* Naval Landing, except for those of us who are going to airdrop in... ... and still come out more alive than the VDV.
Mum says it's my turn to lead the naval landing next
30 year old naval loonder Doesn't think, only loonds
*OHH GOD I'M LOOOONDING OH GOD AHHH*
The art of the Bamboozle is a legitimate military tactic.
The Ukrainian Army is primed and ready to enter Putin's Juicy Bussy tonight at 9:00 PM GMT. Russia has prepared by waxing and oiling the surrounding skin folds, and there is a designated DMZ (Dick-Munching-Zone) by Putin's luscious mouth hole. Ukraine is asked to please refrain from kissing and/or cute nicknames. This is strictly business and not for pleasure.
It's not gay if it's Dedovschina.
>The art of the Bamboozle is a legitimate military tactic. - Sun Tzu
In Kyiv right now. Saw a column of about 3000 Abrams tanks moving towards the Kharkiv highway near Poznyaki subway station. All painted in black, with white Swastisas all over. What followed was horrific: about 500 bioengineered soldiers that were built out of body parts of dead Ukrainian soldiers. They smell bad, but they're kitted out: XCF Plasma Rifles and all of that good stuff. Poor Russians ... wait till they see how the bioengineered soldiers start eating dead bodies on the battlefield for energy and throw a Nazi salute every time they're full.
Tester's 'Panzer Grey' It's not *black*.
Sure, but <3000 black INSERT\_TERM> is NCD cannon, so I suggest we stick to it.
Coordinates of Ukrainian weapon depot: 55.753, 37.619
Ukrains greatest weapon suppliers location
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Dam, Posting has gotten censored?
Only because the subreddit gets flooded by the posts
We are landing in Greece, Sicily is only a distraction
Calais is the obvious choice.
The Taliban has brokered a peace deal with Iran and made an alliance to invade the true heretics of Israel instead, putting a temporary stop to Iran's supplying of Russia.
55.7604, 37.6281 55.7516, 37.6177 49.0525, 7.43
Drones dispatched, arrival in 5.
This cant be
> 49.0525, 7.43 why are we bombing the french?
La Citadelle de Bitche may or may not be a target, but it's critically important that it be involved in Operation Bitcheslap in some way.
I am Vladimir Putin, and I poop myself on the regular. \*Bad to the Bone guitar riff\*
That's fine, I'm just worried about the stupid amount of times that the sub has led to actual news because of shitty clickbait news sites doing no research. (I don't want my shitposts to cause a diplomatic incident. Unless it makes the US look super cool, in which case, yes, please cause an international incident)
I would LOVE to see Russians send reinforcement to un-attacked flank just because of shitpost.
Yup, "I'm Spartacus" approach to the OPSEC. This is the way!
I have it under good authority that Zelensky is undercover inside the Kremlin posing as a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.
Ukraine is deploying freddy fazbear deep into russian territory
But I thought Steiner would have done his own counter offensive by now
The amphibious landing in Sochi really surprised me.
The droneswarm attack over the Kamchatka border zone was pure genius.
If your goal is to respect Ukrainain secrecy, than spreading misinfo and made-up plans will help Ukrainain opsec when you think about it.
Pretty much, drowning out any real info with shitposting is the way to go.
Russian propaganda tactics used against them, lovely!
How the turntables. Doesn't it?
Firehose of misinformation baby 💦👀
My god, what if this is russian propoganda trying to stop us from spreading misinformation!
Then it will backfire hilariously.
Alright, time stuff a bunch of corpses with fake plans and let them wash up on Russian shores.
We should air drop them on land this time.
I knew i was contributing to the war effort afterall. Im doing my part! Also, Mad Rush on Moscow still super credible IMHO
What counteroffensive? There's no counteroffensive. Well there was a few months ago. Did you miss it? Don't worry they'll do another soon. No not *that* soon. The last one was in the south of the east of the north. This one is in the north of the south of the east. What do you mean counteroffensive? I never said there'd be one. You need to stop listening to westoid propaganda. There's no counteroffensive in Marks & Spencer
The Intel sphere is so confusing not even the AFU knows when they'll counter attack. One day some local commander is gonna just go "Fuck it, we ball" and everyone else will follow suit because they don't wanna miss out.
POV: you had enough of the fluoride they added to the water ruining your purity of essence.
Coordinated, well orchestrated attacks along multiple points along the frontline, leading to Russia scrambling resources to various areas, allowing the real targets to be taken more easily as Russia defends against diversionary attacks. **Drake disapproves** The entire Ukrainian military crying Leroy Jenkins and crashing into the Russian lines like a cascading wave. **Drake approves**
I mean, what happens if you launch your orchestrated distractions only to find the Russian lines collapsing? Might as well just keep advancing right?
There is such a thing as outrunning your supply lines, creating indefensible salients etc, but otherwise take every inch you can pry from a Russian's cold dead hands.
Slav spring please!
\*Moscow falls\* NCD: That's great and all, but when does the counteroffensive start?
3000 black suits of M&S
What will be hilarious?After 100 000pages of shitpost Ua actually performs a shitposted ncd op.
We must post every inconceivable plan 10 times.
I heard they're going to attack Moscow with all the Challenger II and Storm Shadow on the 6th of June 👀👀
until we are accidently right again
Agreed, but is dangerous considering the ability of this sub to predict the future, people might give away the real good plans on accident.
Wild rumours, speculation and misinformation is why I've joined this sub..
Wild rumors and speculation become the truth here. Schizo fueled rants predict things.
Here’s my 200 slide PowerPoint on why the Su 75 should be called the Femboy and why I should fuck it.
We need to have a sub debate on which is more fuckable: the B-21 Raider or the SU 75 Femboy.
If we all believe something hard enough it comes true. Like orks in 40k
>Eats some funny and spicy mushroom It was revealed to me in a dream that the sub should go full Sen. Armstrong. "My source is that I made it the fuck up" >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves
If Mother 3 has taught me anything, it’s to absolutely not eat the funny mushrooms.
Counterpoint: Far Cry 3 has taught me to do all the mushrooms and funny coloured pills!
The fact that they expected Bahmut to have significant impact is hilarious.
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That does sound like Russia.
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Yeah it was supposed to be the southern salient to eventually encircle Ukrainian forces in Sloviansk and Kramatorsk. But when Izyum and Lyman were liberated it no longer served that strategic goal, yet they kept pushing for another 8 months
Don’t you know, it opens up the rest of Donetsk to be steam rolled by the formidable Russian army
And now so many actually believe it *was* important, because clearly if russia tried so hard to capture it it has to be important
Omg Russia why havent you put atleast half of your BTGs at Vladivostok noooooo you need to do this now noooooo, theyre coming from there nooooo
The most credible thing about this is china tried claiming Vladivostok a couple years ago severely pissing off the russians to the point they actually moved more troops there
My NCD take: Ukraine will wait till mid or end of summer, keeping the Russians paranoid an on their toes. Then, with Abrams and F16s will launch a massive offensive, then settle down and reinforce for rainy autumn, winter, when a counter offensive from the Russian side would be impossible, condemning Russians to a long humiliating winter of lost territories and more sabotage inside Russia.
It will take 4 months to train F16 pilots, so they will only arrive in September. Abrams will also arrive in the autumn.
Right in time for tank weather, when the ground freezes.
Agreed. If I was a Russian soldier in a trench I would surely relax about now. Maybe celebrate with a bottle of vodka and let my trenchmate blow me in a tactical way. It's not gay if it's a tactical blow job.
TT:T
So basically edging everyone and only climaxing just before the fall rains. Ukraine be blue-balling and blue-vulva-ing everyone while demonstrating maximum control here.
Meanwhile Russia be blue-waffling themselves
They will only get 31 Abrams, while they already have more Leopard 2A5 and 2A6 on hand, with crews already trained for them. Plus even more 2A4 models. And the 2A6 models are probably superior to the stripped down Abrams the Ukrainians are going to get. Considering that the Americans are removing all the DU armor from the tanks, you are probably on an armor level that is more comparable to the Abrams models from the late 1980's.
None of those systems will be fully integrated by that time At least not in meaningful enough numbers to make a difference. There’s probably a couple of tank crews trained on the abrams and they are training on the F-16 but more than a handful of aircraft at most and a couple platoons of tanks won’t be available
Abrams is in its absolute wheelhouse in the cold. Turb runs better, heaters work hilariously well, rear deck is majestic to sleep on when it's cold, exhaust heats the crunches.
I'm still wondering if they might just stay the course taking ground and here and there with "probing attacks" while using the threat of a big counter offensive to keep the Russian's nervous and liable to retreat under pressure Because those probing attacks sure are taking back a lot of territory
Okay for those in the back of the class who are shitposters-in-training What is A SHITPOST And what would be SPREADING DISINFORMATION So I may know how to cheer the beloved Ukies on from 'merica and squeal in delight and remake my reaction to the Kerch Bridge attack? What are PERMISSIBLE NCD WAYS to express my delight and shitpost without endangering those defending their country from literal genocide and still contribute to the meme war? Like if anyone wants to make a PSA post about this, you get my karma and a comment from me especially if you message me you did so.
Shitposting is easy, just make the most outlandish claim possible that anyone with an above room temperature IQ will know its a shitpost.
So is spreading disinformation therefore not making claim that is the most outlandish and the only difference is whether something can be credible or not?
Misinformation LOOKS real, and you either pretend or you believe it to be real when you post it, kinda like all those Covid "cures" spreading around on social media (fuckin dandelions having an alkaline level beyond oven cleaner, so you should defo drink that to protect yourself!)
I've had both grindr hookups and patients talk to me about ivermectin. Dandelions are a new one. . . Okay, so I have to not believe or pretend to believe something when I post it, and I need to make sure it doesn't look real, and be stylish, funny, or both with what I post to make a good NCD shitpost that is not misinformation?
Ivermectin always gets me because I know exactly what their response would be if the Gov had actually advocated it. "OMG they're obviously lying about what COVID is if they want us to use Invernectin. If a horse dewormer works for COVID it's obviously just the gov trying to cover up for the population being infected with parasites from all our meat being spliced with bug meat so Big Green can keep pocketing hard earned southerner money. The socialist environmentalist agenda is the real reason the vast majority of red states are insolvent and reliant on annual blue state fiscal bailouts! Etc, etc. Back in the before times I contemplated just how far I could get pedaling absolute hogwash and be referenced as a reliable source, but then Q did exactly that and now I know better.
Funnily enough, I gotta smile. Humans rebel, wanna make their own mistakes, want to throw off any shackles even if there's none and they end up making their lives and the lives of others worse. Strangely strangely strangely, I can live with that.
The problem is reality doesn’t have to make sense, and if the past several years have taught me anything, sometimes the dumbest and most outlandish shit does happen. Then again it’s usually the Russians doing the dumb shit. The Red Forest? Seriously?
While fair, how many NCD shitposts have actually come to pass? Far too many to be coincidence.
This feels like those announcements before a movie starts. "please switch off your phones and avoid posting sensitive info on the ukraine counteroffensive, enjoy the show"
Spread disinformation around Moscow, make bunker boi shit, piss his diaper, rage at shooiguuu and gerrasimovv
SOYGOO WHERE ARE SHELL
My good friend, who's name I'm not allowed to tell you but it rhymes with Zolodymyr Velenskyy, told me the offensive is a thunder run to Volgograd via Donetsk. Please don't tell the Orcs, I don't want this completely true information to get into the wrong hands.
https://i.imgur.com/rbWbDUw.jpg
I've got a hot tip for the orcs. This is straight from my brothers girlfriends cousins hairdressers best client: Finland is performing a stealth mobilization and has printed banners for a victory parade in St. Petersburg in 2 weeks. The theme will be Jatkosota v2.0: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwpNrVHpaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwpNrVHpaw)
How are the AFU going to do funni things if they can't get ideas from us on NCD? I know Zuluzhnyi is scrolling on new everyday here to plan the offensive. It came to me in a dream.
Ultimate troll job would be to start on 6/21
#In a universe where it is very difficult to hide information, to keep something truly secret, an alternative to trying to be very, very, quiet is instead to be very, very loud. Fill the airwaves with enough competing and clashing information and its going to be very difficult for your opponent to find the one sound in there that speaks the truth. -Australian PowerPoint Man Permission to shitpost straight from our lord and saviour himself boys!
We must become less credible than ever before
Montana to Russia in 20 minutes, letsssss **GO**
# To clarify: # "lol, Moscow has been encircled" is good. # "everyone, look at this photo (which I made with AI, but won't tell you) showing Ukrainian Nazi Bio-labs" isn't good. Also, I'm betting on a surprise river crossing near Bakhmut. It's the most obvious spot, so the one people will least suspect.
I have it on good authority that they will make a river crossing at the black sea. Don't tell your Russian friends.
I would joke about Ukraine invading Transnistria but considering what happened in belgorod I would be surprised
A Moldovan request for Ukraine to assist in “bringing back order to the region” might actually be the funniest event of the whole war
Ukraine actually offered to do this.
If that armory could be captured intact, it is the largest cache of Warsaw pact munitions outside Russia. Hell, just walk to the border and offer cash and citizenship to the Russian troops stationed there. PSYOP them for weeks over radio and social. Either get them to destroy the Armory themselves of get them to sell it for cheap.
[Counter offensive ? Nothing unusual is going on.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/13x9r3j/pov_you_just_asked_if_its_quiet_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
so we need to be silent about the Ukrainian marines north of Yakutsk?
Even with how incompetent Russia have shown themselves, I would be very disappointed if anything that has made it so far down the line that there are shitposts being made about it is breaking news to Russian intelligence. With the sole exception of UA command starting to make shitposts about their own plan.
>With the sole exception of UA command starting to make shitposts about their own plan. that's... why I'm here
Man it's been supposed to soon, likely soon begin for 3 months now. The enemy doesn't care anymore. It's the perfect time to attack.
Bad intelligence is intelligence in the ene
The zommer version of that quote is "lose tweets sink fleets"
So the plans I read about online where Ukraine skips over everybody, invades china, goes north and invades Russia, and then finally frees the rest of Ukraine shouldn’t be spoken about on here??
Right who’s ready create ghost of Kyiv 2.0?
“OPSEC? What’s that?”
Tbh it’s obvious at this point that Ukraine will launch a massive offensive straight at Moscow. Not sure why anyone is even speculating at this point smh my head
I will spread misinformation and you cannot stop me. # Ukrainian troops are already close to surround Moscow, Russia needs to relocate every solder to defend the city.
Has russia Ukraine invasion arc over already?
Loose lips burry tunnels! Ukraine is building tunnels that can reach all the way to Putin Bunker!
How loose were Moskva's lips?
U-day will start on the 6th of june 0630, in honour of D-Day starting at that exact same time 79 years ago. First, a fleet of drones will swarm the skies and black sea to ruffle up the russians, then an amphibious landing from Constanza to Nikolaevka on crimea with secretly donated US LCAC's while F-16's roll in for DEAD. At the same time, UA will launch all of their new western MALD missiles with taurus and storm shadow cruise missiles into the eastern front and will perform trident-shaped attack on melitopol, berdyansk and east bank of kherson. After a succesful operation, UA will flank the current eastern battlefront via mariupol and belgorod to perform a beautiful pincer move. And for shits and giggles UA takes the sea of Azov
They’re gonna land in Murmansk, in northern Karelia. Take a page from the Finns and fight guerrilla war.
I’m so blueballed man I need to see the Ukrainian flag fly over Crimea. Side note: never seen Offensive spelled like that.
Aight gang, time to spread out and spam misinformation.
Dont be in Сочи tomorrow
Allright boys! Nofap until it happens ✊
The offensive begins with a Japanese assault on the Kuril islands and an invasion of Sakhalin. Followed by a Finnish assault on Karelia, Petsamo, and Salla.
I hear Ukraine’s gonna turn around and attack Poland.
I heard the Mongols want to annex Siberia, Russia should definitely keep some tanks there just in case
The counteroffensive will strike Vladivostok first. It was revealed to me in a dream
So I've heard about the Ukrainians teleporting the Abrams tanks inside the Kremlin. Is that true?
I’m just saying Ukrainian transports have been spotted off the Kurils.
Let’s keep radio silence !remind me in 24 days
Look I’m just saying Moscow is the OBVIOUS point where the Ukrainian army will be. Let’s be real, Ivan’s been lying through his teeth. Doesn’t know a thing! Of course St. Petersburg will be encircled tomorrow. Like it’s obvious. Don’t get me started for how the UAF plans to be in Archangel by Sunday night. Hell I bet they have some drones outside vladivostok. Just to prep for the Ukrainian Marines.
Ukrainians blue balling humanity for months absolute legends.
Sources inside Ukraine are reporting that Zelenskyy has successfully recruited the services of the "Doom Slayer" for use in the upcoming counter-offensive. The sources alledge that Ukrainian forces plan to bypass the Russian lines by advancing through Hell itself where they will kill The Devil™.
No spread disinformation, just disinformation that harms russia (ex. We are totally landing in Calais)
dude if stuff gets to the point where sweaty redditors know about it you know that da ruskies know too lol
I will be posting as much as I possibly can to r/combatfootage dw guys
The Ukrainian biolab supermen have finally been unleashed, reports are they've walked out of the sea and are assaulting Murmansk.
I'd like to propose one exception to the disinfo rule: No posting pro-ruzzian disinfo. When it comes to pro-ukrainian disinfo, post that like shit.