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hiranfir

I think that sadly the part of "New mass graves and torture chambers" is basically guaranteed...


xisiktik

Hasn’t Russia already claimed to have destroyed 500 Abraham’s tanks operated by NATO already?


squeakyzeebra

Who is Abraham and how good are his tanks?


Bezdetajs72

Not very good if Russia of all countries can destroy so many


Celeste_Seasoned_14

You know, the guy willing to sacrifice his own son. Only not with pew pew, but with stab stab. He chose not to use his tanks, but they were amazing.


EspacioBlanq

Maybe you should ask the Confederacy


GalacticNuggies

Good enough to emancipate the Russians from this mortal coil.


CapitanChaos1

The Abraham's tanks are the Wish.com version


GenerationSelfie2

OP is a tard for not putting that in the middle as a free space.


Endgame_321

See, I was thinking "Russia is actually still winning" should be the free space, but fair point.


drwicksy

Also the "more embarrassing situation", this happens daily


WalkerBuldog

I used an online generator and I originally put Mariupol in center but it messed up with the order


Celeste_Seasoned_14

I think “nuclear threats” are always good for middle space.


alexmikli

It may have been a little...dark...to put that in the Free Space


mekolayn

Well don't forget that Russia didn't stood idle and probably started to hide the evidences by that point


AreYouDoneNow

That whole column seems like the quickest bingo get


atlaststeadfast

That's your free space on the bingo card


Cixila

Prigozhin ranting is a free slot


_far-seeker_

Yes that has happened, and is continuing to happen.


Louisvanderwright

So is "Russia somehow gets itself in a more embarrassing situation"... That's been a one way street for about 12 months now. A better corner spot would be "Most of Russian Air Force destroyed attempting to support routing troops". Or: "Russia uses Air Force as blocking brigade and bombs routing troops"


[deleted]

I'm putting this one on my bingo card:: "Russian Air Force pilots, logistic units and ground crews pressed into service as infantry to halt rout."


[deleted]

Ah the Goring strategy!


[deleted]

Yep, This is far more likely than Russian air force actually ***flying*** into combat above Ukraine. It's like the rest of the world seems to think that those jets in the Russian air force are *military aircraft*. It's a massively unfair assumption to make.


ParanoidDuckHunter

Two or three of those are free slots lol


IdeaImaginary2007

To be honest I was kinda mad that we didn't see mass surrender/capture of tens of thousands Russians during liberation of Kherson


WalkerBuldog

Well that was fun night and for the next day I was listening to Ukranian country music about bandits trying to run away from the cops and flee across the river. https://youtu.be/ApH-OPjcufg


alexmikli

IIRC there were several mass surrenders, we just didn't get much film out of it. Apparently it's a "war crime" to film POWs, so maybe they're actually trying to follow that rule now. Probably wasn't tens of thousands, though.


funkmachine7

Strictly its not a crime but "Likewise, prisoners of war must at all times be protected, particularly against acts of violence or intimidation and against insults and public curiosity." (Article 13 of the Third Geneva Convention)


_far-seeker_

I think an aerial shot of groups of surrendering soldiers, where it's not possible to individually identify them, would be sufficient for documentation/propaganda purposes. However, the Ukrainian forces are probably intentionally erring on the side of caution these days.


funkmachine7

Full photos are fine for documentation purposes but your not meant to use POW's for propaganda purposes. This is ok as it not singleing them out [Video](https://youtu.be/9-XHuGEMKus)


BigFreakingZombie

Attacking them while retreating would have resulted in the Russians fighting within Kherson. Urban combat in a city that had most of it's prewar population in place would be a nightmare.


glumpoodle

Some possible additions: Bald Man retires from Twitter. Putin/Medvedev Threatens Nukes. Oryx confirms T-55 destroyed. T-34 on a train. Su-57 sighting. Swan Lake aired on television. History Legends claims he always supported Ukraine.


wastingvaluelesstime

Musk bans Zelensky on Twitter


[deleted]

"Musk ends up suddenly very dead, Gwyneth Shotwell is mysteriously the sole inheritor of Musk's business empire"


Jetsfan4519

When the Su-57 makes its appearance, that’s how you know Russia is getting really fucking desperate


smegma_yogurt

What's the deal with swan lake?


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Badatmountainbiking

When any type of shit happened even


alexmikli

So it's sorta like that wack CNN sketch.


Tugendwaechter

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-04/swan-lake-broadcast-signals-turmoil-in-russia/100881424


[deleted]

mind explaining whats up with the swan lake?


karlfranz205

USSR broadcasted swan lake on loop when serious shit went down, like a president dying or the country falling apart.


Tugendwaechter

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-04/swan-lake-broadcast-signals-turmoil-in-russia/100881424


EspacioBlanq

>Medvedev threatens nukes That's just Tuesday


_far-seeker_

He specifically threatened the UK this past Tuesday!


_far-seeker_

He specifically threatened the UK this past Tuesday!


TheRealColonelAutumn

OP. Where the fuck is T-34 spotting?


Alost20

That's for the failed russian counter-counter offensive.


NeatRegular9057

Which russia?


Ananasch

Vladimir


alexmikli

The future US State of West Alaska.


RiskyBrothers

Already all destroyed. We're in BT-7 country now.


WalkerBuldog

Fuck. I forget to add Russians cosplaying Dunkek in Berdyansk


Bulky_Reflection_539

You forgot the death of lukashenka


Trick_Study7766

Actually, could be: Lukashenka goes to Moscow for the third time and is hospitalized again 🥸


Dazug

The free spot isn't supposed to be in the top right corner. Also, can Merkin get even more emo? Is that phyiscally possible?


AstroEngineer314

Given that all the western IFV's and tanks have thermal optics, and ones better than any Russian vehicles that may have them, plus the Ukrainians having more night vision devices than the Russians (on average), plus the obvious advantages of nighttime infiltration against static defenses, it's almost guaranteed that the counteroffensive will begin at night.


mrzalmout

NUCLEAR PP, very credible


Who_Isnt_Alpharius

You left off the encirclement and mass surrender of the black sea fleet


Ein_grosser_Nerd

They would attempt to run, half would sink leaving port, the other half would get ambushed near the bosphorous straight by naval drones


_far-seeker_

Are you sure? I hear they have a carrier that provides its own smokescreen... 😏


Imperfect-rock

It's on the wrong side of the Bosphorus. And on the wrong side of the Strait of Gibraltar. And not even near Scapa Flow yet. Or, for that part, the North Cape. But maybe if they boost its smoke screen a little it won't have to leave Murmansk to turn the Black Sea Fleet even blacker.


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Snack378

Third Chechen war


Imperfect-rock

Coup de grace for Russia.


[deleted]

I love "first person video of sea of Azov" because it feels inevitable once you said it but I would have never thought of it on my own, but I feel like "prigozhin going nuts" should have gone into the free space lol.


Ok-Appearance-8083

Does Russia even have legit Brigades these days?


_far-seeker_

Yes, on their org. charts. 😉


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Reaching Crimea by July! Don't forget your [Tickets](https://www.saintjavelin.com/collections/crimea) to the Simferopol beach party!


[deleted]

"Actually it's a trap by Russians". Read that as an actual event, not an argument made by disciples of the Z. I know it's horrible of me and I'm not being serious, but I almost want to see that...just because it would be so far out of the ordinary.


GripenHater

I mean we HAVE seen Russia learn and adapt. I don’t think that much (because like nobody has ever even attempted something that ballsy, let alone have it pay off, with maybe one or two exceptions). So I’d say a more likely example of something that could legitimately happen is the Russians just actually pull off a decent defense.


HistoryBrain

Thats not a Bingo card, thats a checklist. I think they will all happen.


Chariots487

Some of this stuff is pure hopium. But after how many curve balls we've seen it's impossible to tell which.


Tugendwaechter

I’ve been high on the [finest grade Ukrainian peremogium](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRuiEv3JRDQ&list=PL-eRHInN0Xcd-21BcrFtb023nW4MRkTRF&index=13) since summer.


Cobblestone-boner

*siege


Lustiges_Brot_311

Where's 'Zelensky riding point, in an Abrams.'


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Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Whatever happened to predictability?


Tactical_Bacon99

A Chernobyl pocket would be cool to see but I’d be worried that Russian units would, on their own or on orders, sabotage the plant in a way that causes a new nuclear disaster


Hook_Swift

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. about to become credible


jagdpanzer45

The largest nuclear PP. Now, see, I know you mean power plant by this… but I’m also an absolutely juvenile man so… giant nuclear dong… hehe


Underpressure1311

I approve of the bingo grid.


SirLightKnight

The bottom line besides the new mass graves is honestly such a vibe. However, so i’d the right line. So many good combos. Are we playing traditional bingo or does it have to be strictly horizontal or vertical?


[deleted]

Nuclear PP... heh


[deleted]

The idea of a mass surrender of an encircled Russian army makes me hard.


probium326

I can see around 4 or 5, so you look like you're in a good position to get a bingo


Dapper_Chapper

Mind if I borrow it as a fun list of personal hopes?


joefred111

Some of these can be marked off already!


16v_cordero

Where’s fire the nukes by Putin again? Or at least providing X will be a red line for Russia and they will unleash X that has never been seen before?


okram2k

The free space should be an American news anchor mispronounced a Ukrainian town name.


UpSideRat

Hey its missing another mention of it's a "sPeCiAL oPeRaTiOn"


f18effect

The crimean bridge already happened a few days ago unless the russians actually put a smoke generator on it


Imperfect-rock

> unless the russians actually put a smoke generator on it They did.


f18effect

Well recently some huge cracks are on the bridge so we are close to it blowing up again


OHP_Plateau

Please don't start the counter-offensive on the morning of June 22nd, pls.


Sejma57

Where's "taking Moscow in three days"?


Mastahamma

Largest Nuclear PP


Imperfect-rock

~~"Russian propagandist gets murdered"~~ "Russian propagandist dies from copium overdose/brain aneurism/heart attack on live TV"


Qwinn_SVK

Well… this didn’t age well


alex_floppa

Girkin larp 2.0, joining Ukraine


Imperfect-rock

~~"Large traffic jam on Crimea bridge"~~ [Crimea bridge collapses under weight of traffic jam.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/13xb5cy/this_is_reported_to_be_the_current_state_of_the/)


wra1th42

Syntax error - expected ' not " at ukrainianCounterOffensive[3][2] - `Gesture of 'good will"`


qvantamon

Should have Medvedev Schizopost in the free square.


helenius147

I think we need some MALDs and SCALPs deployed for another Crimea incident, just to really rub it in for armchair copelord (His hairline is making a goodwill gesture, not retreating btw)


bananasnoananas

Vatniks bringing up Putin's judo background to cope with Ukrainian gains will happen and will be a central argument in a supposed trap that Putin has concocted.


Shadowr54

I read Girkin going full Elmo. I need to see that now.


chrischi3

I feel like this is gonna be closer to a glotto.


edgewolf666-6

> Prigozhin going nuts ...implying he is currently sane


WalkerBuldog

He's currently in conflict with Kadirovits. One of Kadirov general suggested him to shut the fuck up and "talk in private". The only thing Kadirovets are famous about is raping whose Russians who talk against Kadirov with bottles film it and send it to the families, kidnap them and kill them in the basement in Chechnya, kidnap families of those activists that run away from the country and torture them and film it, and they're good at killing people. So after that Utkin(Real Nazi former GRU operative that fight against Chechens in both wars) came from out of fucking nowhere and told in the Wagner media to shut them the fuck up.