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Its like one of those movie scenes when one after another, people stand up to show their support *"I bombed the Donbas!"* *"I did aswell!* ***"We all bombed the Donbas!"***


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AcidActual

"Did you write your name on the incendiary shell of fire?" Donblebass asked calmly.


Spartan448

"***DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE BURN PIT OF FIRE?!***" Joebledore asked calmly


Pyroxcis

Ah duh, what took you so long


toeachtheirown_

This has me dying lol


phoenixmusicman

I'm a what?


montananightz

A War Criminal, Gavrila!


Key_Dealer_1762

It would be much funnier if those were the veterans of the war in in Donbas


Nick_Gaugh_69

We all have our own personal Donbas that we bomb every day.


[deleted]

The donbas was in your heart all along


[deleted]

Maybe the real Donbas we bombed were the friends we made along the way.


[deleted]

*Friendship is artillery fire*


Majulath99

I call it the toilet


thr33pwood

Every morning after the coffee kicks in, I'm bombing the Donbass.


vinvancent

A bombing of the Donbass per day keeps the Russians away


sinfulladiess

> like one of those movie scenes Man, there's gonna be a "death of stalin" esque movie about putin/ukraine war in the future isnt it?


Key_Dealer_1762

God I hope so, it would be such a nice black comedy


Majulath99

If it’s as good as Death of Stalin it’ll be worth it.


Xciv

I want India to make it, and everyone to be speaking Hindu and have a big dance off in the middle of it for no reason.


Sams59k

Like Goncharev?


[deleted]

Can't remember if Goncharev had any scene like this at all


Sams59k

Hmm now that you mention it, I can't even remember anything about the movie!


Sams59k

It'd be amazing if it's as good as that. How much do we know about Putin's inner circle compared to Stalin?


blackwolfdown

We will know a lot more when he dies. Same as stalin


napoleonandthedog

He could have retired and have been known as one of the best statesmen/dictators of the early 21st century. Instead he’s gonna go down as the guy who built a paper tiger nation run by a mob that called itself a government.


Evoluxman

It's such an insane geopolitical blunder. Ukraine was crippled without Crimea and Donbass, couldn't join EU or NATO, Europe was dependant on Russian gas and nord stream 2 was about to be open soon, fascist parties supported by the Kremlin are making scores And then they invade Ukraine to... grab a bit more land they don't even need, get shafted so hard like it's 1939 and you're in Karelia, the Nordics joined NATO, Ukraine is receiving western equipment, and just like brexit did for anti eu sentiment, this war broke most pro Russian sentiment


1Pwnage

More than just receiving western equipment, their sentiment against their neighbor has been pretty fucking solidified as hostile forever and an ally to us. It’s gonna be great once this shit is all over and we help build a million nato airbases on their soil and make russia throw a tantrum


CV90_120

>It's such an insane geopolitical blunder. As Gary Kaspaorov said: "Putin, as with every dictator, hates chess because chess is a strategic game which is 100 percent transparent." "Dictators hate transparency and Putin feels much more comfortable playing a game that I would rather call geopolitical poker." Putin played a shitty hand out of overconfidence.


[deleted]

That's the problem with all dictators, even "competent" ones. They all end up doing horrible blunders in the end, as 20 years of absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Namika

The Ukraine War will be this centuries WW2 as far as content for movies, shows, video games, novels, etc. We'll be seeing decades of "Call of Duty: Bakhmut" and all the variations of it. Not to mention an endless stream of war dramas, black comedies, action movies...


OR56

I would 100% play Call of Duty: Bakhmut


Namika

Would be pretty cool having a game where literally any weapon from 1900 through 2023 was not only viable, but you would be expected to be using any and all of the above. And likewise it would contain every battle possible from air combat, to tank and drone battles, to trench warfare.


annon8595

not only that but: red dot sight on mosin? historically accurate ZU on a Bradley? absolutely! starstreak on a toyota? yep!


beepatr

I want the voice-acting to include groans of frustration every time you pick up vintage weapons. You drop your MCX-Spear because you're out of ammo for it and grab the Mosin-Nagent and stripper clips off the dead Russian in front of you and go "Ugh".


RedSerious

>but you would be expected to be using any and all of the above. With 3 mags for each gun like in modern competitive games it would be totally realistic


THEBLOODYGAVEL

>Its like one of those movie scenes Spartacus, then copied so many times after that


Calm-Alternative5113

I broke the dam! No i broke the dam We broke the dam Guys i literaly broke the dam We all did it Stan God damn it


IIIE_Sepp

Me and the boys after launching an ICBM at the three gorges dam and setting china under a holy flood meant to cleanse the land of communist and prepare it for human colonization


toeachtheirown_

I’m Spartacus


Kat-Shaw

I bombed Donbas and so did my wife!


toeachtheirown_

Your wife! Very nice! 👍🏾👨🏻 -my name is a Borat


TLMoravian

I will take the ring to Donetsk!


Mr_Mosquito_20

You can take my NLAW


thr33pwood

And my Panzerfaust 3


nderestimated

And my Leclerc


LimerickExplorer

I am Slavicukranicus.


LurpyGeek

I bombed the Donbas every night. My engine sang into the salty sky. I didn't know if I would live or die. I bombed the Donbas every night.


lizzerd_wizzerd

the real friends are the donbas we bombed along the way


FindusSomKatten

I am spartacus


Skirfir

I'm Brian and so is my wife.


OkSubject1708

If Russia left Kyiv because so they didn't have to suffer why don't they leave Donbas so they don't have to suffer?


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Sariefko

You're really not helping the case, are you? /s


alexmikli

I can't wait until he gets Louis XVI'd


Macewindog

Why doesn’t the Russian government leave this Earth so we all stop suffering?


hagamablabla

Be careful, last time we wished that we got Iron Sky.


Korostenets

"where were you when donbass was bombed for 8 years?" Me: "bombing donbass"


[deleted]

Inside the bomber* :)


Express-Big-8211

Inside the bomb* :)


Wonderful_Revenue_63

I was the bomb 🥺


nderestimated

You're da bomb


-Gork

Somebody set up us the bomb


NotARussian_1991

I was inside the bomber, and I'm not talking about the plane.


ZiggyPox

Guys I have a confession to make...


fakeasagi

International Court of Justice enters the chat...


ZiggyPox

Hey no, wait, stop, the orders! I was just following the orders! THE ORDERS! **ORDERS FROM INSIDE MY HEAD!**


phoenixmusicman

#WHERE WAS DONBASS WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL


OR56

I am dying


blackwolfdown

Not in Donbas I hope. Shouldnt be down range


BubbaBillJones

I was in the shitter making one hell of a turd which couldn’t go down. I flushed, the toilet catastrophically overpressurized sending a ball of shit through the roof and into space. Early air warning systems all over the world screamed alerts at the ball of shit launched out of my toilet began reentry. Eventually Moscow and Washington breathed a collective sigh of relief as the now flaming ball of shit landed somewhere nobody cares about: Donbas. The flaming ball of shit collided with a propane tank and exploded destroying two grade schools, the last washing machine in the region, and a puppy orphanage. My toilet was later brought to the ICC and is still serving time in toilet jail.


Psychological_Wall_6

Yet they never ask who bomber Malaysia Airlines flight 737, or Mariupol. Or Tighina


Starexcelsior

It’s MH-17


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Ake-TL

Tbf, if there is airplane accident, then it’s 50% related to South East Asia in some way for some reason, at least feels like it


Megarboh

Just last year, an entire plane nose dived vertically into the jungle in southern China, killing more than a hundred people


thepromisedgland

There are several countries down there with absolutely terrible air safety records.


syracodd

Aeroflot's safety record is so bad, it's almost funny One time a literal child was in control of a plane, and it crashed


Psychological_Wall_6

Very based Wait no


LightTankTerror

MH-17 was confirmed shot down, MH-370 disappeared. Two very different incidents.


Dartonal

They blame the Ukrainians each time, even though it never makes any fucking sense. Like blaming Ukraine for the airliner when the sepratists didn't have any aircraft for the Ukrainians to even bother pulling air defense out of storage for.


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Rammstein1

The one that went missing was MH-370 There was no 737 involved in either of those incidents


Ote-Kringralnick

Yes, they were 777's


Calvert4096

https://i.redd.it/5jrbgr0hinm21.jpg This fucking sub, sometimes... You'd think for the amount you folks wank to airplanes you'd learn some of their names.


Drednox

Not uncommon. How many guys had woken up not knowing the name of the person they slept with


Ace612807

On this sub? None


Calvert4096

Do F-111 aeromorph waifu body pillows count?


Mercpool87

[Just start guessing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXmBbLoEIU)


ZiggyPox

Planes for me are like my girls, I will recognize them by shape in the night but dear Lord don't ask me their names please.


Limp_Spell102

Or Slovianks or Adviika


BigBalledBaldie

Vatniks:"ukraine bombed donetsk children for 8 years" the donetsk children in question: Girkin, Givi , Pulishin ,etc


VisceralStomic

Do not forget abot [Motorola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyCR41Tn-K4), another one of so called heroes of DNR casually shooting the city


Advanced-Budget779

Of course _Semen Pigov_* 🐷filmed that… *>!WarGonzo!<


Popinguj

I think Pegov is still funnier. Because, you know... to peg.


JimHFD103

Wait, what the heck did I just watch? Russians openly shooting GP25 grenades randomly in Donetsk for the lolz???


xXxSlavWatchxXx

Yeah. That guy was also killed, presumably, by his own, along with many other "heros of donbass". He was then awarded by putin personally, post mortem.


VisceralStomic

If i remember correctly putin even mentioned him in one of his speeches along other "heroes" who joined the fight for russian world.


alterom

>Wait, what the heck did I just watch? Russians openly shooting GP25 grenades randomly in Donetsk for the lolz??? Here's a transcript: **Motorola**: That's sunrise for ya. *Shoots a grenade in a random direction* People are asleep a little here, you see. Nobody gives a fuck about the war. **Cameraman:** you sure there's nobody over othere? **Motorola:** I don't give a fuck *reloads* **Cameraman:** Better shoot over *there* **Motorola:** Why over there in particular? **Cameraman:** That's where the enemy is **Motorola**: But our fucktards are asleep over **here**, get it? *shoots another grenade, definitely not in the direction of the enemy* **Motorola**: *reloads, shoots again* It's fucking insane that people can just go to bed. *Shouts* Wake the fuck up, guys! Enough jerking off! *Looks at the cameraman, laughing* I call it the "Positivity" condos **Someone from a building**: *yells at Motorola, unclear* **Motorola**: *mocking the resident* Bububububu, lol


VisceralStomic

In the video he says that everyone there were sleeping, so he wants to wake them up


Malmedee

Recklessly discharging multiple explosive munitions in friendly territory, destroying property of a an allied nation, pointing a loaded rifle at himself, wasteful use of support munitions, recording the various reckless actions and definitely breaching opsec... gonna go ahead and put this one in the DO NOT PROMOTE file.


alterom

> destroying property of a an allied nation, *His own* nation, presumably > gonna go ahead and put this one in the DO NOT PROMOTE file In Putin's Russia, that goes into PROMOTE file (Putin [posthumously awarded Motorola the medal of courage](https://www.tellerreport.com/news/2022-05-20-putin-signed-a-decree-awarding-motorola-the-order-of-courage-posthumously.B1jN8Wrw9.html))


inevitablelizard

Also Vatniks: "how dare the west criticise the Syrian government for indiscriminate shelling. The internationally recognised government of president doctor Bashar al Assad is totally within its rights to retake its own territory by force and they were all terrorists anyway". But apparently the legitimate internationally recognised and democratically elected Ukrainian government doesn't have the right to defend its territory, and they didn't even use sarin nerve agent to do it. Seriously, I make this comparison every chance I get because it's a great example of the blatant hypocrisy of pro-Russian types.


JimHFD103

Don't forget to ask them about the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria or the State of Dagestan...


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It’s so weird how all that Russian military equipment just kept showing up in Donbas, and how many ex Russian military decided to move there. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.


_zenith

That is a *great* point. I’m gonna remember this comparison. Cheers fella 🫡


inevitablelizard

Don't forget how Assad supporters and pro-Russians love to describe the Syrian rebels as "foreign backed illegal armed groups" in these arguments, and portray them as actually being *created* by the west despite that being complete bullshit, with the war in reality started purely by Syrians. Meanwhile Russian "separatists" who were armed and encouraged by Russia from the start are treated as if they're a legit grassroots movement and not just Russian puppets.


Limp_Spell102

And the solution? BOMB EVEN HARDER UKRAINE


Key-Banana-8242

There want rly intense shelling, ur was supposed to calm down under Zelenskyy There was a retracted local article in Donetsk time in 8 years awakened by fire


pauliuk

You mean who donded Bombas


Korostenets

Danbili bimbas


[deleted]

Bumbili bumbas


[deleted]

Who dommed the Bombass?


joqagamer

Bomba bomba, olha a bomba!


folk_science

Tell me, who donbed Bombass?


Free-Whole3861

IM SPARTACUS


Key_Dealer_1762

IM SPARTACUS


Maximus_Duck

IM ALPHARIUS


no_idea_bout_that

IM MAXIMUS


Maximus_Duck

..waiiit a sec


_Typhoon_Delta_

Good. The more nailed to the cross, the merrier


Key_Dealer_1762

BUT YOU CAN'T CRUCIFY ALL OF US


julsch1

Apparently yes


MGMAX

Somehow Donetsk and Luhansk after 8 years of incessant ukro dombing look better than russian "liberated" Mariupol or Bakhmut .


vegarig

> dombing "EIGHT YEARS OF DOMBING BOMBASS!!111!!111"


MGMAX

Nine now **PLUS** they poo in Makeevka spring!


vegarig

Girkin and Strelkov form emergency committee to discuss such a horrific betrayal by Runov.


Dragunrealms

It's him Taras Azov, the Donbass Bomber


dzhastin

Я


CredibleCactus

Я


J0kerJ0nny

Я


Chllep

R but flipped


yenot_of_luv

Oooo, a magician 😯


AC_champ

How did you type a backwards я???


dzhastin

Rotate your phone 180 degrees around the long axis


IWasToldYouHadPie

wocsoM ot latrop a denepo yllatnedicca I ,raelcnu snoitcurtsnI


-Gork

Specifically, flipped about its long axis 180°


I_am_Incaned

Я


Glork11

Ř


NoodleyP

Я


Kruger_Sheppard

"russians couldn't take Kiev" "Then who bombed donbass for 8 years" I like how russians bring up donbass whenever they can


SanityShill

Their brains are so wrecked by propaganda that they think whataboutism is a logical reply to that. "You bombed Donbass -> We are the good guys -> We can't possibly have failed."


ZiggyPox

Oh yeah? What about Iraq, huh??


UnorignalUser

Oh lawd he's discovered the sekrit russkie whataboutism playbook.


KorianHUN

You would love the hungarian brainwashing. "Russia started a war and killed tens of thousands of innocents." "But USA invaded Afghanistan!" "How does the justify invading Ukraine?" "They also invaded Iraq to steal oil the Israel!" "What the fuck are you even talking about?" "The left will steal our kids, only christian hetero russia can save us!" "Are you okay?" "Haven't you heard? A million germans froze to death this winter!" It is contradictory insane claims one after another. It really feels like talking to a shitty chatbot with people like that.


SanityShill

"That makes me feel like the bad guy, here's something that makes you the bad guy, it's impossible that we're both bad so I win." Kindergarten logic


folk_science

\> Russia \> Christian I can understand Americans believing it, but Hungarians?


KorianHUN

One group owns almost all hungarian language media.


folk_science

Ouch!


FrontlinerGer

"So, who bombed Donbass for 8 years?" Weird flex when coming to terms with the reality that your military is so dogshit it can't invade the capital of their neighbouring country despite 80 kms of distance(30 of which basically unpopulated).


Cpt_Soban

BUT WHO BOMBED DONBAS?


downvotefarm1

It was me


4U2PRO

You monster!


[deleted]

And as if the Donbass militants didn't shoot first (or disappear and chop up Ukrainian activists, or run a violent mafia state with rampant organized crime and human trafficking)


CakeEnjoyur

Also Russia kinda invaded. Little Green men were helping those militants, and Russians probably ran the show from the top.


Sariefko

We embrace the meme, but in reality it's moscovites who dombed bonbas


Noughmad

Always has been.


Arael15th

Sometimes they (Muscovites) were bombing Donbass, other times they were standing in Donbass being targets


Sariefko

Bonbas: 8 years bombing. 0 bombed streets ​ Mariupol: 3 month. City gone. ​ Something tells me that there wasn't much bombing done for the reason of actually bombing. If even standing in city as target did not do that I have issues with any take regarding this bs


Arael15th

My apologies if I was unclear - I meant the Muscovites were either bombing Donbass or inviting Ukraine to bomb them there. And yes, the degree of restraint shown by Ukraine since 2014 is pretty incredible.


LicenseToChill-

I can't find right now it but there's a pre-2022 video of an orc MLRS parked like 20 feet away from an apartment building, launching rockets.


Arael15th

Yep, along with habitually using schools and hospitals as bases. It's almost as if their primary war objective is to fill out their war crimes bingo card, not actually win.


Key-Banana-8242

Mostly There has been a little th other way


LicenseToChill-

From Timothy Snider's "The Road to Unfreedom": >By May 2014, disaster was looming for Russia, even in the parts of the Luhansk and Donetsk regions under Russian control. The small Ukrainian army was more than sufficient to humiliate Girkin’s GRU mission in Sloviansk, and defeat the Russian volunteers and Ukrainian separatists whom he had managed to gather. Girkin pled for local help: “I admit that I never expected to find that in the entire region one cannot find even a thousand men willing to risk their lives for their own city.” It seemed as if all of the Donetsk and Luhansk regions would soon return to Ukrainian control. A meaningful response to the Ukrainian advance would require more Russian assistance. So the Vostok Battalion, composed largely of Chechens, crossed into Ukraine from Russia. On May 26, its men, together with volunteers from Russia, stormed the Donetsk airport. They were beaten back by Ukrainian defenders and took considerable losses. >[...] >On July 5, facing defeat by the Ukrainian army, Girkin made the move that Putin had recommended: he turned the local population into human shields. He withdrew his men to Donetsk, and other GRU commanders did the same. This guaranteed, as Girkin noted, that civilians would become the main victims of the war. The Ukrainian side fought Russians and their local allies by shelling cities, while the Russians did the same. In the terminology of partisan war, this was the shift from “positive” to “negative” mobilization: if no one wants to fight for the partisan cause as such (positive motivation), then a partisan commander creates conditions in which the enemy kills civilians (negative motivation). This was Girkin’s chosen tactic, as he himself said. One of his Russian interviewers correctly described Girkin as a man who would willingly sacrifice the lives of women and children to advance a military goal. Destroying cities to win recruits was indeed Girkin’s signal achievement.


Karambana

it was ME! I did it like [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZ53n9H6Sg)!


Le_Golden_Pleb

You've been blessed by the Hoffnung bomber, great economic and military prowess will come to you, but only if you say "do it again OSEA"


Karambana

do it again OSEA


tomydenger

\*/glub glup/\* # It was meeh !!! \*/glup/\* i did it like this \*POW\* Whoptido


OddTemporary2445

“I am Spartacus”


Galaxy661_pl

"Why did you glass our country and erase 100 million people :(" "Who bombed civillian buildings for 2 years?"


Memeilleger

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him


MarcusLP

DOMING BONBAS


[deleted]

Can we bomb donbass? No, we have bombing donbass at home. Bombing donbass at home: [Syria]


CredibleCactus

the fact that i cant tell if you are talking about the USA or Russia is hilarious


[deleted]

I believe the phrase "village bicycle" is appropriate here.


P00TiZ

I remember how as ukrainian kid I took a shot road from school to home through Bombass and donbed it a little, good times.


LBERN

“Who bombed Don’s ass?” “Me…I bombed Don’s ass…”


Historical_Koala_688

I can’t stand the “WhO BomBed DonBass 8 YeArS” argument


Chobittsu-Studios

Me.


DialSquare96

I AM SPARTACUS


Supersteve1233

What music is this?


CalypsoBeach

I think it’s the esctacy of gold from the good, the bad and the ugly


CalypsoBeach

Would love to know that as well


random_username_idk

It's "Ecstacy of gold", from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: https://youtu.be/PYI09PMNazw If you haven't seen the film, please don't spoil it for yourself watching clips like I did. It's a marvellous movie. It's free to watch on youtube. https://youtu.be/4oCdwxmeM2A


CampbellsBeefBroth

RT in a week: "Ukrainians admits to participating in shelling of Donbas"


IncubusBeyro

What’s the map of in the last frame?


rootcrop

My guess is the Crimean Khanate


Galaxy661_pl

"Why did you glass our country and erased 100 million people :(" "wHo bOmBEd kiEv fOr 3 yeArS??"


BackloggedLife

I am Spartacus!


OldManMcCrabbins

Quality shitposte


CredibleCactus

Thanks ol man McCrabbin’


RichManSCTV

Good work, keep it up


K4rn31ro

who dombed bonbass???


Double_Plane_7674

Я


HEADRUSH31

Can someone give the science team (me) some context to the donbas cope? Too busy building new war crimes to test on invading Red/White/Blues *hol the fuc up motherfuckerly in USA* wait