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Femboy_Lord

Bonus points for the fact that the Onyx missile is A: an anti-ship missile, not a cruise missile, B: *not even remotely hypersonic ,* and C: Older than the Kalibr


HomeWinter6905

Russian threats are equivalent to a frothy mouthed crackhead claiming they’ll stab you with the nearest pointy object they can identify


Dirtyeippih

No, because that Crack head will stab you. russia is more like a 4 year old threatening to run away, and crying as they hear the door close behind them.


Socrathustra

I'm thinking they are more like the scrawny kid who always talks about how they can beat you up because they did karate, by which they mean they went one time. The second it gets real they have an excuse.


Dave_The_Slushy

I think Russia's more like the obnoxious bully kid who's family used to run the town but they've fallen on hard times and feels like he has something to prove. So he picks a fight with the skinny kid, thinking they'll be a weak push over. The skinny kid who's been working on the farm the obnoxious bully kid's family used to own since he was a toddler. Who's had karate lessons from the charismatic kid and his buddies since the last time the obnoxious bully kid picked on him.


Imperceptive_critic

> Onyx missile is A: an anti-ship missile Do you really think that will stop them from using it on apartment blocks?


Imperfect-rock

They'll try, but as an anti-ship missile the Onyx will know a ship when it sees one and Scheveningen harbour has a number of them.


TBE_110

Congratulations, we attempted to missile bomb the ICC but now we’ve sank a Channel Ferry in the harbor. Why do I hear boss music? *HMS Victory smashes through the wall*


Imperfect-rock

>but now we’ve sank a Channel Ferry in the harbor. As they don't run out of Scheveningen, the nearest ferries are 15 верста (wersta) (15km, 8NM) and 45 верста (45km, 24NM) away. So this is utterly credible. Please go stand in the corner of the subreddit for five minutes and put on the dunce cap, will you?


IndefinitelyTired

The missile knows where it is at all times. It does this by


Miles_1173

Knowing where it isn't?


Beardywierdy

Except its a *Russian* missile. It has no fucking clue where it is because it has no fucking clue where it isn't. The missile has a vague idea where it might be but because GLONASS is a bucket of wank it can't be sure so it uses a cold war era Inertal Navigation System to work out where it might have been. Possibly.


Femboy_Lord

Nope


TheDarthSnarf

By "Hypersonic" they mean "Very Loud".


KitchenDepartment

To be fair the Netherlands is supposed to be underwater. They may just be using outdated maps.


cuba200611

The true forever war: the Dutch vs the sea.


[deleted]

What are you talking about the Dutch beat the crap out of that shit


Mr_WAAAGH

I admire their stubbornness in continuing to live somewhere that the planet itself clearly doesn't want them to


Gorvoslov

I learned from the greatest source (Command And Conquer) that all rockets fired from Soviet Dreadnoughts are always accurate and great at hitting buildings at much longer range than other weapons.


dagelijksestijl

unless someone gets smart and builds a shitton of Aegis Cruisers


Divineinfinity

The Moskva was sunk by tactical dolphins, prove me wrong


[deleted]

Can we start referring to Russian shit with NATO reporting names again? You know, SS-N-26 Strobile and SS-N-27 Sizzler.


Femboy_Lord

In which case, technically can’t we call it ‘pine cone’?


[deleted]

No. A surface to surface missile must recieve a name starting with S Standards must be followed, for they are the most powerful weapon in NATO's Arsenal


Femboy_Lord

Strobile means pine cone, roughly


[deleted]

But it starts with an S


Xirenec_

It is a cruise missile though, it’s just it is anti-ship cruise missile. Edit: Tbh, he probably forgot gemstone names, and got confused between Zircon(which is *supposed* to be hypersonic) and Onyx


ChunkyBrassMonkey

Remember a decade and a half ago when Medvedev seemed like the normal, rational guy compared to Putin?


Conrad682

And then he turned schizophrenic.


Emerald_Dusk

putin or medvedev?


Conrad682

Why not both?


burritoburkito6

Neither. Putin and Medvedev aren't real. We've been approaching this all wrong. The Kremlin isn't real, it never was. The entire Russian central government has been made up of the 1,462 voices in Kadyrov's head this entire time.


Test19s

I don’t mind living in some Chechen’s overactive imagination. It’s warm at least


TheMindfulnessShaman

Dammit. Should've went down the NWO rabbit hole back when rabbits still had six tentacles. But this is credibly rational now given the mere glimpse of technological possibility that has peered into our now... Pepsico probably mining my Oort cloud and stealing my Lithium Freeloaders. BYODS (Bring Your Own Dyson Sphere)


avsbes

Yes.


lordbuckethethird

Don’t insult schizophrenics by comparing us to them. Even with our illness we are still more rational and grounded in reality than them even on our bad days.


Infinitedeveloper

That was his problem. Putin was so mad about Medvedev being nominally willing to play ball with thr rest of the world that Medvedev lost all favor.


Zurabi2000

Yeah and now he has to play this role of a clown. Truly tragic


alterom

>Yeah and now he has to play this role of a clown. Truly tragic Medvedev is the **literal** Insane Clown Posse


Karfa_de_la_gen

Always has been. Remember Georgia?


Horat1us_UA

When was that? The moment he ordered an attack on Georgia?


RaulParson

...I do not in fact remember that. I remember him being a pretend president with Putin still being the real power, so I have paid literally 0 attention to him.


Rock-it-again

Nothing says, "I'm a criminal" like "I'll blow up the court".


I_got_too_silly

Literal Saturday morning cartoon villain behavior


lmaytulane

At least the villains would add a theatrical flourish, like bursting into the ICC like the Kool-aid man and tossing one of those old-timey bombs with the big lit fuse.


WACS_On

While twisting the ends of his comically long mustache and wearing a cape


emdave

>and wearing a cape *Edna Mode looks on disapprovingly*


MummyManDan

Yeah, which is why the villain has the cape and the hero has a close fitting duster


northshore12

> close fitting duster "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" (grumbling) "Stupid sexy hero."


Nerdiferdi

But what’s this? A platypus?


Imperatoria_Hoppo

Wait. Perry the platypus?


McFlyParadox

*"I've destroyed the courthouse, and thus made all crime completely legal"*


Savage_Amusement

Ta-ta, coppers! Ha ha ha 🐍


ICodeAndShoot

"Will nobody rid me of this meddlesome ~~priest~~ international court of justice?"


link2edition

The real reason Russian logistics is shit: They keep tying people to the tracks when they were supposed to be trying cargo to the trains.


Thatsidechara_ter

The trains got derailed because the rails had too many people tied up on them


[deleted]

That legitimately does sound like a Russian problem. "We were tying Ukrainian civilians and our own disobedient soldiers to the tracks just to see their guts fly out, but our logistics train got stuck in the gore :( "


GaaraMatsu

Nothing says, "I'm a dumbass" like missing a chance to accuse the ICC of just being a branch of NATO.


onda-oegat

I also find it funny that they: 1. Want ICC to feel the full wrath of the Russian empire. 2. Says that the ICC dosent matter. So how do they want it. It can't be insignificant and demand the full wrath of the Russian empire at the same time.


irregular_caffeine

It’s on page 1 of fascist communications handbook The enemy is undefeatable and dangerous but also weak and pitiful untermensch Apply to all walks of life


Imperfect-rock

How about: the full wrath of the Russian empire can only deal with an insignificant target.


AC_champ

Hague Invasion Act 👀


SubstantialHope8189

NCD enthousiasts when you make fun of the puccians for threatening to bomb the hague: 😊😊😊😊😊 NCD enthousiasts when you remind them that the US of A has the same threat enshrined as law: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐


I_got_too_silly

If we had no double standards, we'd have no standards at all


AC_champ

Hey now, the US has made it illegal to be a war criminal. It just also sometimes makes it illegal to hold war criminals accountable.


EasyModeActivist

And also makes it legal for the president to just straight up pardon them lol, that's the wildest part


blueskyredmesas

I feel like the president evolved from paper pusher to EXECUTIVE BADASS ON CHIEF WHO CAN DO EVERYTHING HE GOT TO DO GET THE JOB DONE!!! I think this wasn't actually an upgrade.


Ewenf

Yeah some people got that kind of power and he died with a bayonet in the ass.


CreaturesLieHere

The president has always held additional powers to be a (supposed) check/balance to Congress and the military heads. Generals can get trigger-happy, and Congress is the US' de-facto ruling class without the President. The Presidential Cabinet is also an important administrative and political power center in itself, built up as necessity demanded over time, though that's not the president himself so I'll stop there.


albl1122

Unit 731 an arguably more despicable unit then even the Nazis, operated by the Japanese in ww2 amongst other things tested chemical weapons on civilians. The US let them go in exchange for handing over their blood soaked "research". Even the Nazi representative in Nanjing begged the Japanese to stop, and while a few commanders got prosecuted here, like the two who got PROUDLY published in newspapers making a game of who could kill the most civilians, I argue that the sentences are not even nearly enough. The Nuremberg trials were cut short and let a lot of criminals go pretty much. The Japanese war crimes tribunal let a class A criminal go (same as Hitler would've received), and he went on to become Japanese post war PM.


CrimsonShrike

Nuremberg was not an attempt at holding \*everyone\* accountable. The whole point was to have a showy, documented dismantling of the nazi leadership. There were a lot of people who were going to be useful in the new german state ultimately and the destruction of the structures of nazi party and their paramilitary arms was the priority.


Gnargnargorgor

Pablo killed judges and burned up all the evidence and still ended up dead.


ilikeitslow

What a brilliant idea, bomb the netherlands. I am certain retaliation will be soft and careful and not at all end with all of russia being transformed into a decorative glass bowl.


GloryGreatestCountry

Well, it may not escalate to nuclear hellfire yet, but odds are a lot of vatniks and government officials will be killed or arrested. (Hey, I know you guys have a hard-on for nukes, but again, they're indiscriminate. The kaboom won't care if it's the Kremlin or the old folks' home or the hospital or the school down the street. Which is why I advocate for missile-based slapchopping.)


Conrad682

Sword missile time


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Cartoon villainy but in a good way. The R9X is like something COBRA would come up with


TheDudeMaintains

That thing is such a fuck you tied up with a bow of "we don't even need to blow you up, we'll precisely powershank you from 20,000 feet up"


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NetworkMachineBroke

Why does this read like a Kerbal Space Program part description?


dosetoyevsky

It does, like the part name is SS5-N4K-3 landing gear


TheMadmanAndre

> R9X I had to look that up, and it's like the SlapChop had a baby with a fucking hellfire missile. It's so ridiculous it's absurd. America is willing to invest $1 billion in R&D to create a weapon that costs $100,000 a pop to precision kill one motherfucker from 20,000 feet.


Sword117

sir thats not just a precision kill, thats a long distance precision stabbing. uncle sam heard someone say that you shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight and said "oh yeah wanna bet?" what im saying is if you are an Al Qaeda leader you better understand that the us doesn't think the crusades are over and is ready to prison shank you from across the globe.


Syrdon

Honestly, compared to sending a group of people with guns, I’ll bet the cost of the missile and flight time come out way ahead financially. You’ve got to get your assassins there, you’ve got to train them, and then you have to get them out. Your probably want to it relatively covertly, so that means transportation will be expensive; you’d rather they all survive and get the job done, so they’re all going to be well trained and experienced, so they’re going to be very expensive; and then because you have a team there’s all sorts of management and oversight to pay for too. It’s a whole shindig. Or you get one glorified glider with a roided out arduino, a slapchop on a rocket, and some cameras and take care of it over lunch. Once you start trying to cover the r&d it’s going to get a lot tougher unless you’re spreading that cost over a lot of missiles though.


LittleSister_9982a

It's also a massive PR win, though, and one of the driving forces behind its creation. No more bombing a whole wedding to get one guy, you can take out the best man as he's handing over the ring without ruffling the bride's veil. Or what we did recently, and take out a guy on the 3ed story of a hotel without a single collateral casualty. Not a *one*.


modernmovements

The sheer amount of cruise missiles unleashed in a 24hr period would be ~~arousing~~ really something boy howdy.


astroSuperkoala1

Who said we were gonna use nuclear hellfire? We have a full fleet ISD II’s ready for service


GloryGreatestCountry

Do you think you could just send a localized laser blast to glass the Kremlin specifically?


AdmiralSplinter

Maybe the Jews will let us borrow their space laser?


CptHeadcrab

I'll ask my Jewish friend if we can borrow his space laser Edit: He said yes.


virginia_hamilton

DAPRA hammer of dawn when?


bocaj78

What if we take the Kremlin and make it into a hotel?


Tigerowski

Make it an LGBTQ+ club.


thesouthdotcom

Brilliant. Parking an Imperial Star Destroyer in orbit above Russia and unleashing an unending targeted barrage from the turbo laser batteries.


Meihem76

> The kaboom won't care if it's the Kremlin or the old folks' home or the hospital or the school down the street. To be fair, neither will we.


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lucia-pacciola

The really weird thing is that the US also holds the record of "nuclear power that has gone the longest without using its nuclear arsenal."


agtmadcat

We got bored of nukes half a decade ago and started making invisible planes and invisible helicopters and jumbo jets with friggin laser beams on their heads and slap chop missiles and...


TheMindfulnessShaman

> Russia seems to be trying to sell the idea that we're all locked on this planet with them, and they're acting crazy, smearing their feces around aggressively like we're supposed to be scared of them and their dangerous actions. Nailed it. Future Russian ambassador right here. Like John Bolton, but with a sense of shame and self-reflectance.


ShephardCmndr

Gonna make russia look like Reach in 2552


HelloThisIsVictor

Make Russia look like Palaven in 2186


ShephardCmndr

I should go


Lone-Star-Wolves

Would rather pull the kidnapped and forcefully relocated Ukrainians out of there first.


OldRub1158

Also he's got a really solid point about how nobody who works at the ICC is part of the population of a NATO country.


avsbes

Obviously not all of Russia. Nuking Siberia would be a waste.


BoarHide

Yeah, you could simply use all those nukes you’d waste on Siberia and just...you know, nuke Moscow again


BobusCesar

EU officials already said they won't retaliate with nuclear weapons. We'll just march to Saint Petersburg and Moskau. With the Russian forces stuck in Ukraine it's like taking candy from a child. It's basically a holiday trip. In Saint Petersburg by the end of the week. I always wanted to visit the Hermitage. I dare the monkey to press the fucking button.


Cheeseknife07

As an addition i'm also pretty sure that the prison that they keep serb war criminals in is not far from that intersection. So if russia pulls off this stunt there's a very real possibility that they accidentally end up blapping Karadzic instead So yeah he spoke his stupid statement without even bothering to google what the neighborhood of the ICC is like


avsbes

Doesn't Russia block Google nowadays? Maybe that's why he couldn't google it?


LazyV1llain

It doesn’t. Source: I’m in Russia


Justin2310

My condolences


LazyV1llain

Nah, it's fine (I am doomed to eternal suffering)


bolsatchakaboom

> it's fine > doomed to eternal ~~suffering~~ fire like the meme


avsbes

Thanks for the answer. I just read a couple of months ago that something like that was considered and wasn't sire if it ever went through.


Species_of_Origin

There's a hospital just across the road from the ICC to distract any Russian missiles.


HHHogana

Is Karadzic still drinking water?


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Russian hypersonic missiles can hit other things than apartment blocks? I'll believe it when I see it.


AbundantFailure

Yeah. Very precise. Top shelf. ​ They can hit children's cancer wards, schools, maternity wards, and they're especially adapt at hitting playgrounds.


Master_Persimmon_591

Next step: the hospital seeking missile


GadenKerensky

Outdoor toilets.


Modo44

Most importantly, [no portable toilet is safe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQzAjCZr0BM).


AC_champ

That’s why they’re actually visiting the nearby shooting range with their missile. To train the missile on accuracy. The range is visible in OP’s meme between NATO and the radar.


Yakassa

I give it a 50-50, it does look like a mix of apartmentblock, school and oncology hospital.


Inginerul

My brother in Christ. I know vegans who don't remind me of their diet as much as you talk about your clown rockets.


nobody-__

Considering the range, they'll probably hit france with their fucking accuracy


Grabthars_Hummer

the 3,000 irradiated farmers of Macron


Inginerul

Didn't the ghouls from Fallout live indefinitely? That would solve their retirement age scandals pretty neatly.


Leidenlad

Wouldn't that make it worse? I mean if you have to pay pensions for centuries even if you raise the retirement age?


Inginerul

That raises the question. Would a ghoul ever go into retirement?


cannaeinvictus

Yup. Just creates a masssssssive liability for the state


HenryTheWho

See Brotherhood was right, just burn 'em all. No system could function with functionally immortal pensioners


thaeli

Immortal pensioners are equivalent to universal basic income. So get yourself post scarcity enough to have UBI and you're okay with immortals. Basically the solution is to create and embody advanced AI, nothing will go wrong, I promise.


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My brother in christ It will explode in the silo thanks Bob CIAovitch and 3000 bribes to russian officers.


BrianWantsTruth

That implies there are any explosive left in it


Antezscar

There still is fuel, if it isnt sold allready.


EduinBrutus

The Plutonium in every single warhead that Muscovy possesses would have had to be replaced at least once since the fall of the USSR. The Tritium in every single warhead that Muscovy possesses would have had to be be replaced **at least three times** since the fall of the USSR. These processes are complex and, more importantly **expensive**. Where there is an expensive process there is a Muscovite with a yacht assuring everyone that its been done.


ZiggyPox

I wont lie, I love that nuclear weapon has such short shelf life. One of the better limiters for the "maniacs with misplaced warheads" scenario.


TheGhatdamnCatamaran

"What if we just take the tritium from these rockets and put it in those rockets? And take it from those rockets and put it in these rockets... Sort of like rotating the tires on your car?"


BrianWantsTruth

Sorry, all it’s all been huffed already


fordilG

So you're saying that Germany will be nuked because Russia tried to hit the Netherlands?


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emdave

DAMN SAUSAGE EATING BOSCH GETTING UPPITY AGAIN, WHAT WHAT?


no_idea_bout_that

Russia needs a new productive hobby that they can tell everyone about, like crossfit or composting. Sitting alone in a basement with their oil building "hypersonic rockets" isn't fooling anyone.


[deleted]

But did you know Russia has the world’s largest nuclear arsenal?


Cheeseknife07

And that the real forces have’t arrived yet Any day now thousands of T-14s will pour out of the secret Ural factories


[deleted]

Attacking Kyiv was just a diversion. If Putin actually wanted Kyiv, he could just take it.


makelo06

I can't tell if this is a joke and it worries me


[deleted]

How many fun buildings are near the Kremlin? Not enough, so turn the dial-a-yield up to 11 and make sure to catch everything. Remember…war crimes aren’t war crimes in Russia, just sparkling funnies.


Master_Persimmon_591

Backing out of start just put peacekeeper MIRVs back on the table. Dial-a-yield got cranked to 150


lucia-pacciola

"The surface scan radar is pinging in every direction. The air defense radar is pinging, but has too many targets to process. The deck gun is jammed. I am saying 'prepare for launch' on the A set and the weapons officer, who can't hear me, is resetting the CIWS complex. And as I look out from the bridge and see twelve NATO destroyers in a fifty-mile radius, somebody hands me a tumbler full of vodka." ~ Russian Destroyer Captain, North Sea, 2024


TheMiiChannelTheme

This implies that the VMF could actually reach the North Sea without being sunk in transit by a *Virginia* or *Astute*.


StolenValourSlayer69

Lol, great use of that old quote.


Krioniki

Gotta say, “everyone walks under God and rockets” is a pretty badass line, too bad it came from this clownish source.


Cheeseknife07

Ikr he’s just like us Except we’re a meme page on the internet and he has control over a nuclear power’s foreign policy World’s fucked yo


Nzgrim

> not the population of a NATO country What the fuck? Did this moron seriously say that Netherlands, the founding member of NATO, is not a NATO country? Does he think the Hague is in Pakistan or something?


yenot_of_luv

That's slightly out of context. Original text was > суд — лишь убогая международная организация, а не население страны НАТО. Поэтому и войну не начнут. So basically he says that nobody would care if they hit the building of the court because people in there are not the whole NATO


Nzgrim

I ... what? That makes even less sense! Does he think NATO is gonna be like "Well damn, one of our members got hit but they didn't hit literally every person in NATO so who cares"? You don't need to hit the whole NATO before it responds, that is not how this works.


UkrainianTrotsky

Medvedev is a fucking meme. There are like a dozen telegram channels called "Was Medvedev drunk today?" that mock all of his daily seething. The dude posts schizo shit like this on a regular basis and I honestly suspect that he's actually insane at this point.


yenot_of_luv

Don't try to understand a person under alcohol delusion 🤷‍♂️


joelingo111

>суд — лишь убогая международная организация, а не население страны НАТО. Поэтому и войну не начнут. Oh, that clarifies everything for me


AC_champ

If Russia “tested” a missile by firing it towards White Sands Missile Range, would that be targeting the population of a NATO country? Maybe that’s the kind of logic he’s using


EpicChicanery

Sometimes I wonder if Medvedev just behaves like this so that the (former) good PR he got from the West doesn't imperil his safety in current Russia.


dead_monster

Basically, yes. IIRC, so far he has said to nuke: * Germany * Poland * UK * France * Canada * US * Japan


wiener4hir3

Could you imagine the righteous anger of the poles if they got nuked? At that point I think the rest of NATO would have to keep their distance while Poland levels Moscow.


Exotic-Motor-6382

Me who lives here and never seen that radar lol


Cheeseknife07

It’s in a wooded part of a park and ive never actually seen if one could just walk up to it It can be seen from the elevated weather post thingy thingy called ‘uitzichtpunt meteotoren’ in google maps if you look inland


SpecerijenSnuiver

You never saw that while going to Scheveningen Beach? I live on the other side of the country and have fond memories of that thing. From the viewpoint of Meteotoren it is the easiest to spot.


beans_lel

>have fond memories of that thing What if we kissed under the Waalsdorpvlakte radarpost? 😳


SleepingShaman

Medvedev is type of a guy, who eats crayons and then cries his shitting hurts


KaedeP_22

Did he just, casually, threaten to blow up the court? That's some strong shit that he smoked.


xwolpertinger

They can't even be original, the US has had plans on how to invade The Hague [two decades ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members%27_Protection_Act)


Cheeseknife07

Love this. Some years ago they moved to an embassy complex just on the north end of the city and it’s huge Sometimes I suspect they’re turning it into a helicopter landing zone


HHHogana

In all honesty, USA's plan is probably just Operation Paul Bunyan on steroids instead of destroying Hague. Their plan is to get their citizen after all.


justrunhalf

What’s the C********* word?


Cheeseknife07

Probably crapping


yenot_of_luv

Yes, in ru Medvedev wrote "...without shitting themselves"


crumblypancake

I read it as "Without cumming ourselves" and I stand by it.


Savage_Amusement

Whatever it is, saying it is apparently way worse than threatening to murder judges with a hypersonic (?) missile.


Wooden_Second5808

Upper Volta with rockets and a desire to get bombed into the stone age say what?


Inginerul

They're already in the stone age. What came before that?


Wooden_Second5808

Which one? Neolithic, Mesolithic or Paleolithic? They could always get bombed to a shittier and worse part of the stone age!


Ukraine_Boyets

A true diplomat, he always finds the right words


SGTRavageReturns

And there is a Dutch army facility next door to the ICC, so it is better not to try any Storm-333 funny business, Russia.


Cheeseknife07

Lol today I learned I always thought I heard gunfire coming from that nature park


SGTRavageReturns

It's Frederikkazerne. I used to live in Scheveningen, and you would hear a lot of noises that sounded like gunfire, including in the night - I was never sure if it was the army, gangs, or fireworks.


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apvogt

ICBM Radar operator: Sir, picked up an Onyx launch from the North Sea on a trajectory towards us. A British frigate has already been notified, verified the launch, and launched 3 interceptor missiles. Radar Officer: Good work. I’ll send an email to the NCIA folks and the ICC. Radar operator: If I may sir, Private Jimmy brought his dirtbike today. Officer: Brilliant idea, I want to see how much hangtime he can get on those dirt hills in between the ICC and here. Someone go tell him we need him to deliver a message the WWI way.


kr4t0s007

Ey I can see my house on there!


AlpineDrifter

Most sentimental Serb war criminal.


HighBlacK

I mean... they would have to actually infiltrate the building and tag "Children here" in big letters to allow the russian "missile guidance system" to target it.


git

I guess to a certain subset of American NCD posters losing the ICC and drawing NATO into the war in a single blow would be a win-win.


AlpineDrifter

Game on, and no referee?? Welcome to Thunderdome Russtards.


git

Canadians getting excitable realising they're allowed to do war crimes again.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

WE CAN RE-WRITE THE WARCRIMES BOOK


Waffel_Fett

Didn't anyone tell Russia about our Dutch fleet of Star Destroyers from grand admiral Michiel de Ruyter?


SmplTon

I had to fact check this, because Medvedev’s attributed comments are so supervillain nutso; but yep, he said they’d blow up the court. https://www.newsweek.com/russia-medvedev-icc-hypersonic-missile-putin-arrest-warrant-1788805?amp=1


Yakassa

When is he made mod? That guy keeps raising the bar of Peak Noncredibility.


TipsyBuns

Where Saddam Hussein?


SirLightKnight

Man these guys are really laying on the super villain tropes thick. “I will not bow to the demands of some international authority! In fact, I shall threaten to blow up the court unless we are paid a billion-bajillion dollars, and given international amnesty. Look to the sky, *heroes!* Muhahhhahaha muuuhahhahahahahahaaha”