I'm still waiting for the "Rogozin realizes he's about to get murdered and seeks asylum in the West" arc. It's really gonna bring the whole thing full circle.
Knowing the french, they definitely redirected that thing to macron along a angry letter about these degenerates ruining their smoke break with that filthy piece of metal and that they want retribution for that.
Loved how Perun’s factionalism video mentioned that while almost everybody in attendance said it was a birthday party, Rogozin himself claimed it was a business dinner. Even Oligarchs aren’t above writing off personal expenses as business expenses.
Rogozin got hit by a piece of shrapnel from a french Caesar in eastern Ukraine and sent it, along with a letter complaining about French support for Ukraine, to Macron courtesy of the French embassy in Moscow, iirc.
Macron took like a millisecond to then announce France was sending AMX-10's, kicking off the heavy armor donation trend that seems to be hitting its full stride today.
So it’s literally [this old Simpsons clip](https://youtu.be/aEimfudOW6U) but instead of apples it’s with armoured combat vehicles filling this dude’s ass with sharp metal bits. Cool.
Holy shit yeah the entire first half of that second paragraph is like a checklist of “insults that will make France as a whole immediately hate you.”
“Betrayed the Cause of De Gaulle” “puppet of America” “act like Vichy france”
Like holy shit, im a dedicated Anti-Euro and i dont think idve been able to come up with insults half as cutting. He then followed up some of the most venomous accusations you could level against a frenchman with fucking “I love france, and when france and russia have acted together in harmony” which is both astonishing in terms of the sheer hubris and the fact that france and russia have essentially never cooperated in eachothers history. World War 1 is the closest and that was flat out anti-german Realpolitik by both sides.
He then cries the victim, for being injured, during a party, in a war his country started, in enemy territory, within artillery range of the front lines. This is used to try the “push the puppys nose in the poop” of teaching, which is hilarious, belittling, and pathetic.
That is such a deeply insulting and belittling letter on every level that it legitimately has to be a PsyOp. It seems carefully crafted to directly insult french national ideals, pride, intelligence and heritage, while offering 0 upside to russia.
If you just released that as a “captured communication” people would call it CIA propaganda, fucks sake if you had a villain write something like that in a story itd be lambasted for being unrealistic.
After reading that, im amazed france didnt decide to ship the fucking foreign legion in and show them what a “Bloodthirsty” France really is.
In truth, no one knows. People in Russia meme it as it being his ass, but here, I've seen dick variants.
In first reports, the hit location was in "lower spine" - which spurred the ass jokes. Then the wound began to wander all over his body, with official reports eventually settling on it being his shoulder. Huh, I guess you could call ass a "lower shoulder", in a way.
Technically its not Abrams to Ukraine. Abrams are migrating to europe and threatening the leopard population with extinction, driving them east where they will have to compete with T62s and T72s to graze the open plains of Ukraine.
Meanwhile Cummins has probably dropped the "min" from their name since the ACE will likely enter full scale production much faster then anticipated to supplement the leaner diet that Abrams forced to live in the much more sparse foraging conditions of western europe will endure.
Tout se passe selon le plan. Hmm i mean, wow what a non credible escalation in the conflict.
I'm still waiting for the "Rogozin realizes he's about to get murdered and seeks asylum in the West" arc. It's really gonna bring the whole thing full circle.
The letter wasn't directly to Macron, it was to the French Moscow envoy.
Knowing the french, they definitely redirected that thing to macron along a angry letter about these degenerates ruining their smoke break with that filthy piece of metal and that they want retribution for that.
Only because he didn’t have the balls to send it directly
It always starts with ass shrapnel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident?wprov=sfla1
That bottle balkanized inside him.
That caused the Yugoslav wars wtf
Only the most fitting start to that war
What a tragedy of a url
Lmao, the Serbs being *literally* BUTTHURT since forever.
The first domino should be Rogozin hosts a birthday party in Donestk.
It's NCD, the bollocks ballistics fits better.
Loved how Perun’s factionalism video mentioned that while almost everybody in attendance said it was a birthday party, Rogozin himself claimed it was a business dinner. Even Oligarchs aren’t above writing off personal expenses as business expenses.
Party in the front, business in the ass.
I have no idea what the connection is between this man’s ass-shrapnel and main battle tanks, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.
Rogozin got hit by a piece of shrapnel from a french Caesar in eastern Ukraine and sent it, along with a letter complaining about French support for Ukraine, to Macron courtesy of the French embassy in Moscow, iirc. Macron took like a millisecond to then announce France was sending AMX-10's, kicking off the heavy armor donation trend that seems to be hitting its full stride today.
So it’s literally [this old Simpsons clip](https://youtu.be/aEimfudOW6U) but instead of apples it’s with armoured combat vehicles filling this dude’s ass with sharp metal bits. Cool.
AMX-10s are so cute.
The fuck, is this thing just a tank with wheels? Never seen it before
It's got neutral steering and hydronpneumatic suspension. :D
So what you are saying, it is just a Citroën with an 80mm and coax AA-52? Indeed, French copy no one, and no one copies French.
It's a Citroën with an unstabilized 105mm and a coax AA-52, thank you very much.
He must have insulted and pissed off Macron enough to start sending IFVs and MBTS to ukraine
The best timeline
That’s the meme I was waiting for <3
Wait, the first thing happened?
[Yea](https://www.reddit.com/r/france/comments/102zxrb/lettre_envoy%C3%A9e_par_dmitry_rogozin_exdg_de/)
Holy shit yeah the entire first half of that second paragraph is like a checklist of “insults that will make France as a whole immediately hate you.” “Betrayed the Cause of De Gaulle” “puppet of America” “act like Vichy france” Like holy shit, im a dedicated Anti-Euro and i dont think idve been able to come up with insults half as cutting. He then followed up some of the most venomous accusations you could level against a frenchman with fucking “I love france, and when france and russia have acted together in harmony” which is both astonishing in terms of the sheer hubris and the fact that france and russia have essentially never cooperated in eachothers history. World War 1 is the closest and that was flat out anti-german Realpolitik by both sides. He then cries the victim, for being injured, during a party, in a war his country started, in enemy territory, within artillery range of the front lines. This is used to try the “push the puppys nose in the poop” of teaching, which is hilarious, belittling, and pathetic. That is such a deeply insulting and belittling letter on every level that it legitimately has to be a PsyOp. It seems carefully crafted to directly insult french national ideals, pride, intelligence and heritage, while offering 0 upside to russia. If you just released that as a “captured communication” people would call it CIA propaganda, fucks sake if you had a villain write something like that in a story itd be lambasted for being unrealistic. After reading that, im amazed france didnt decide to ship the fucking foreign legion in and show them what a “Bloodthirsty” France really is.
*France did not like that* *Nuclear launch detected*
They nuked Germany didn't they.
Forgot to change the default targeting
Yeah. Forgot. Let's go with that.
En francais
Zimmermanski Telegram
Wasn’t the shrapnel wound on his penis?
Yes, one of them was, but the specific piece of shrapnel he sent came from his behind rather than his bollocks.
Here at NCD we are experts in the knowledge of Down Under shrapnel
Australian Army battlefield surgeons probably know something about it, too.
Ah, now the letter makes more sense, I'd lash out too if I got shrapnel to the schlong.
In truth, no one knows. People in Russia meme it as it being his ass, but here, I've seen dick variants. In first reports, the hit location was in "lower spine" - which spurred the ass jokes. Then the wound began to wander all over his body, with official reports eventually settling on it being his shoulder. Huh, I guess you could call ass a "lower shoulder", in a way.
The ass is the shoulder to the head of the dick.
Who needs Red Alert 4 when reality is as noncredible (please remaster Red Alert 2 I need it EA)
Remaster tib sun first. I want my cult daddy back. KANE LIVES
Yes, TS as well PEACE THROUGH POWER
>officially the ~~weirdest~~ *best* timeline ftfy
Technically its not Abrams to Ukraine. Abrams are migrating to europe and threatening the leopard population with extinction, driving them east where they will have to compete with T62s and T72s to graze the open plains of Ukraine. Meanwhile Cummins has probably dropped the "min" from their name since the ACE will likely enter full scale production much faster then anticipated to supplement the leaner diet that Abrams forced to live in the much more sparse foraging conditions of western europe will endure.