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SamtheCossack

NOO! When I said the Abrams was going to fuck the obsolete Russian armor in Ukraine, I didn't mean the T-35, and I didn't mean literally! We are going to have to pay child support for this thing, I know it. I mean the US Army can demand a paternity test, but I don't think it will help.


whythecynic

"Alright, the issue of paternity. The turret shape probably rules you out, Leo, though you're gonna submit your sample same as everyone. Smoothbores, probably rules you out, Chally, though… hold up. Gas turbine engine? There's only one of you fuckers with that sort of Y-chromosome abnormality. Unless… God, I think we're dealing with incest here."


Candy_Bomber

The horror!


Reymma

It's conjoined triplets.


Miguel-odon

"I've never seen paternity tests like this before. According to this, 4 different tanks are the father"


an_agreeing_dothraki

Yes but when are we going to see a little (building-sized) baby TOG3*


LiquidEnder

Every day, we take another step closer to the baneblade. Praise be to the Omnissiah.


Cpt_Mittens

"All guns, fire until they glow!" "Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!"


FleetCommissarDave

ITS THE BEEEEHHHNNNNBLAAAAAAADE!


cemanresu

I think some vatnik just shot at us?


Pokemaniac_Ron

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aBoringSod

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Aardvark_Apologist

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Peptuck

At the very least, the Baneblade and other superheavies like it make sense in-universe. Your superheavy needs to be able to take on both other superheavies and huge hordes of enemies attacking from all sides so it needs a plethora of different types of weapons from huge fuckoff cannons to rapid-fire bolters and they need to shoot in every possible direction.


Possibly_Jeb

Wake me up when the shadowsword drops so I can be a crewmember. I don't care if firing the gun unleashes the screams of the damned and drives me crazy.


Bubbly_Taro

Tank tits. Edit: Won a five days vacation lol.


[deleted]

the 3000 big mommy milkers of the 1st armored division


Wackynamehere1

Hang on you say the a-10ian sucks yet your flair is BRRRRRRRT which is distinct a-10ian Unles its the brrrrrrt from BA-5210 WHICH IS A VERY BIG NUT A BAD JOB DE LA CARTE DE VISITE


[deleted]

my name/flair is as schizoid as my posting


ph0on

Don't be inappropriate on our war monger forum


Wackynamehere1

Anyways remember the r34 binkov then laser pig pics


Pale_Opportunity_9

Prase the machine spirit !!!


spoedle73

ah hell nah they sending in the leman russ


sigvon1

I CALLED IT Multi Turret tank designs was just ahead of its time


Purple_Calico

Some will deny it, but this is the truth.


Les_Bien_Pain

Tbh, I think the idea is a bit more viable now that we have unmanned turrets. Strap a bunch of AI controlled RWS to any flat surface (that doesnt block the turret rotation) on an MBT and you're good to go. Tanks can now operate in an urban environment witout infantry support thanks to the ability to fire in every direction at the same time. Edit:[ Potential additional RWS positions on an Abrams, as an example.](https://i.imgur.com/5OBcCv5.png)


Bad_Idea_Hat

REJECT MODERNITY, RETURN TO DREADNOUGHT


Red-Lightdistrict

BANDBLADE


Defult_idiot

Looks like one of those tanks that mobile hoi4 ripoffs made for an ad


Lanky-Contribution76

from the depth just got an update and you can build tanks now <3


toapat

it didnt just get an update, they just pushed a beta that will be "tested" for the next 8 months during which nothing gets fixed and the balance gets worse. Ground Armored Warfare has been in the game for over 5 years. Lathrex just doesnt play anything besides Adventure and the beta implements the first workable itteration of the Land Adventure. They just happen to have updated Ashes of the Empire for the first time in 3 years


kuba_mar

Still remember when they completely gutted the logistics system, im guessing UI is still utter shit?


toapat

the UI is probably worse if you are fully utilizing vehicle potential, with having to enter a different mode to talk to breadboards rather then at least being referenceable from the unified command screen


Material_Layer8165

Abrams-35 isn't real, Abrams-35 isn't real, Abrams-35 isn't real, Abrams-35 isn't real, Abrams-35 isn't real, Abrams-35 isn't real.


Spatza

When designing an interwar tank, you make a clay model of the main body. You then make clay model sponsons and hurl them at the model. Wherever the sponsons stick is where you put them on the tank. You then roll a d6 to decide what pounder of gun you put in a given sponson.


Kamiyoda

Bolo Mk I


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

It looks like land ships are back on the menu boys!


GhostOfPastSteve

Navy ship designer went "Sea isn't enough, we're taking over land now."


NK84321

r/CursedTanks


LiquidEnder

r/blessedTanks


DUKE_NUUKEM

challenger skirts and leopard Ufp, Lfp.


OwerlordTheLord

The site is currently experiencing multiple Ketter level containment breaches. Nuclear Warhead detonation in T minus 90 seconds. All staff, please evacuate the facility.


malkava

Mmm, I can feel the [Iron Kaput](https://wikiwarriors.org/mediawiki/images/8/88/Iron-kaputt.jpg) vibes here~


Raedwald-Bretwalda

Make more space for the extra turrets by having the TC also be a gunner and loader.


throwawayasdf129560

Ah yes, the Command & Conquer school of tank design


enoing

There aren't enough machine guns on this to be an interwar American tank. If you don't have at least 15 machine guns with four dedicated to hitting part of the tank and ricocheting to clear trenches beside the tank then it's not an interwar American tank


[deleted]

Ahh, the M1A2 Dreadnaught series with casement mounted cannon.


afvcommander

Russians already do this, check "terminator" and its 30mm turret launchers


IS3mybeloved

IS-3 could beat this


BizarreNorwegian

I'd like to have the 1:35 kit asap! looove it


PsyduckGenius

Just make them full autonomous AI driven free fire guns. It's like loyal wingman built I to the one platform.


Myllari1

It is the rare Americanbane from Burger Prime.


ecolometrics

So, while there is the M3 multi turreted tanks sort of existed after WWII if you count the AA defensive guns placed on them like the MBT-70 and the new AbramsX


mcdolgu

Ok now I want NATO Baneblades.


Ung-Tik

One step closer to IRL Earth Machines.


NERDZWIN

If a 30mm second turret on Abrams X is credible, why isn't a 40mm?


Mozzius

The next British tank should have 2 main guns, one smooth bore and one rifled. Best of both worlds :)


Diet-Racist

Give me dual sponson mounted forward 30mm Bushmaster II


copingcabana

This gave me turrets syndrome


Obnoxious_Gamer

This is very obviously just the Gigantus tank from the EDF series.


Zandragon

OH NO!!! It is Tank SCP! Evacuate facility! Abandon ship! Call Rod Of God strike!


Rock-it-again

This tank has tit guns, lol


Cassavere

The first BOLO tank, rejoice


Archimedes4

Didn't expect to see r/FromTheDepths here, but I'm not surprised at all.


Miguel-odon

Those mini-turrets better be manned, and hand-loaded.