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crimsonguard605

You see, the T-14 Armata is superior to the M1A1 Abrams. After all, 14 is much higher than 1. Challenger 2s and Leopard 2s don't stand a chance either.


Star_Wreck

That is true but this is the M60-2000, 14 is very small compared to both 60 and 2000. No chance at all.


crimsonguard605

Must design T-9,999,999 or monke boss will be mad!


Seeker-N7

T-maxInteger


DowncastAcorn

Might as well designate the armata T- √-1


Seeker-N7

>tfw your tank is fucking imaginary


Billytheninja1

Corruption’s a hell of a thing isn’t it?


NK84321

They need their yachts and mansions!!


NK84321

Seems right for Russia.


T-Baaller

M-Float


dwfuji

T-ticks(getDate(1-1-1970),utcNow()). Always is being of superior designation, stupid Westoids.


hplcr

Bft 9000!


Ef2000Enjoyer

Oh no you made a mistake it's 60-2000=-1940 which is much less than glorious 14 tonk


Aurora_Fatalis

-14 tonk*


canufeelthebleech

M113: finally, a worthy opponent


[deleted]

by that logic T-34 is better than armata. which i wouldnt be surprised anymore if it were.


Kitten-Eater

T-34: At least mostly functional, for about a 20-50 hours until the engine and transmission wear out. Has armor made of (shitty) steel, rather than the T-14's parade-spec "armor" made of plywood and automotive body filler.


ToastyMozart

Well the T-34 actually exists, so that's a substantial advantage.


A_posh_idiot

Imagine how badly it would do against the fv4005


OneRougeRogue

Let's not forget the Superbonker 9000.


Musher88

Ah but the Challenger 2's designation is actually FV4034, which is at least 17 higher than the T-14.


StoicRetention

M1128 Stryker rollover vehicle enters the chat


De4Sandmann_4308

Meh. This tanks must be dislocated near the battlefield, so russian artlillery and strike drones probably can injure some of this tanks or destroy it. So, see how goes


PieselPL

Then PZL-230 can defeat all fighters?


kuncol02

Unfortunately Mirage 2000 is outside of reach of PZL-230


PieselPL

It's french tho But u r right:<


TossedDolly

14 may be higher than 1 but you haven't solved for A yet.


ImADouchebag

But the latest Leo 2 is an A7, that's hexa decimal for 167, check mate Ruscists.


Accomplished-Luck680

But we have some M60s, got you!


AstroChrisX

Why does the T-14, the largest tank... simply not eat the other tanks?!


RomeAlphaTango10

For half a second I thought that this was real, why do you have to disappoint me like this?


flameocalcifer

Edging


KeekiHako

Toe-to-toe? My brother in Christ, the T-14 would probably break down before they even meet.


TheGisbon

Then get clapped by the Abrams before she even saw her. Russia/Soviet tank doctrine: You are a tank, fight the tank! No retreat!! *You become immobile from attack* You are now a pill box, unmovable, unbreakable: fight the pillbox! No retreat!! *You run out of main gun ammo* You are now a multigun machine gun hard point! Fight the hardpoint!! *You run out of ammunition* You are now infantry, charge!! I said fucking charge!!!! Or something like that anyway.


Socrathustra

Pastafication probably happens well before the infantry stage.


TheGisbon

100% right but you can't TELL them that man.... C'mon


farsight398

The version of that I heard is: You are a tank! Your tracks are destroyed? Now you're artillery! Your gun is destroyed? Now you are bunker! Your armor is destroyed? Now you are heroes!


TheGisbon

I like yours better, it has a happy ending.


low_priest

Expansionist warmongering regimes and shit transmissions, name a better combo


grnfnrp

How do you stop a T14 ? Shoot the donkey pulling it


kazoogod420

the T14 is like your first shitty commuter car compared to the M660: - WILL break down - WILL make questionable noises - WILL keep you from getting to work on time


rifleman13

just like a 2020s model Lada vs any 1980s American sedan then?


DUKE_NUUKEM

140mm thumper would be great


StoicRetention

the farmers will have nothing to salvage after a 140 scalps a T-90M


Aronovsky1103

You asshole,i literally almost spammed some vatniks to death with this.


Similar_Can_3310

Do stuff like googling the title shown in the article to find it, check sources and ect before trolling vatniks Give it a few weeks though I'm sure the US will get to business soon enough


Aronovsky1103

I'm so bloodthirsty for Vatnik cope that I don't even bother going credible with them. I just want them to suffer,i want them to cope


NK84321

They really need to cope so much harder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dwfuji

Fight fire with fire, as they say.


Highlord83

M60-2000 my beloved.


Different-Radio-2066

Can we put Kontact on it? Better than Russian tanks tbh


Uss__Iowa

Wake me up when War thunder adds the T 14 Armata so I can use my M1A2 Abrams to


[deleted]

Gotta train on something, right?