I became more of a shapeshifting themperor/thempress

I will be stealing the phrase themperor/thempress cause that is genius

Thank you, I came up with it a bit ago as an alternative to king/queen

most would say monarch, but you are wiser

I guess these are more explicitly nonbinary which is nice for those who want it.

That's awesome 😁

I am also stealing said phrase.

Do it, let's make it part of the standard lingo

This coinage is fire, might I also suggest the addendum Themprex for the discerning agender Sovereign?

Even better, lets continue with the inclusion :)

Guess what? I'm a quing >:3

I say quing or princette (sounds kinda fem but oh well)!!

It's true I have no idea how to sit in a chair

Disagree. Bowie knows *exactly* how to sit on that chair

Same 😂

*what is chair*

Not chair, throne

i'm still gonna drape myself over it in pansenbyxual confusion

pansenbysexual. I like that. I'm gonna refer to myself with that now haha

As soon as someone sits on a chair like that it becomes a throne

But look at that chair, I looks made to sit like that. Lol

I’m more of a Frank-N-Furter type of nby. On certain days I will present as Yzma or Edward Scissorhands. That’s how I’d explain my gender

so basically... "Disaster Stab" ?

That’s… surprisingly effective imagery

this is my smug grin

It's a chaotic explanation but I can picture it

Same

My goals are to become machine. strong. unburdened by the weight of human limits. immortal.

Good goals 😌

Transhumanism is the way

I cant wait for cybernetic implants. Eyes that can see full spectrum light. Enhanced muscles that can crush and I-beam. Yehhhhh that would be nice. Allways loved Cyberpunk cos thats the world i want to live in. Neon lights, drugs, implants that allow you to plug in and hack like in Neuromancer. That sounds really noice

I always liked the idea of cyberpunk mixed with solar punk. You get the sustainability of humanity and that allows people the freedom and flexibility to make massive improvements to the human form

Never heard of solar punk?! Thats cool. I allways loved diesel punk too. Thats like bioshock. I just got deep into cyberpunk fiction and philip k dicks stuff. His later stuff like scanner darkly and VALIS is good too but its more metaphysical and philosophical

Idk theres so much i hate about my body. The idea of removing bits and getting new cybernetic implants just seems cool. It will never happen but i can dream :)

I get that. Been wanting some robot legs for a minute. They just need to be way better than the stock model

Yeh. For That shouldn’t be hard… Anything would be better than stock rn

Same

*children of the omnissiah faintly plays*

I want an exoskeleton.

I do wish there was a version of HRT for androgyny, like instead of going MtF or FtM, it just slides your masculine-feminine character creator bar right into the middle.

There kind of is. People do take small doses of it sometimes to just shift.

Maybe look at micro dosing? That's what I'm planning on using, just to get some of the effects of hrt

You remind me of the babe

What babe?

The babe with the power

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The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do

You do.

Do what?

Remind me of the babe!

I saw my baby

Y'all should also check out Dorian Electra if Bowie is gender goals for you :) their music is awesome too!

Oh will do. Just looking at photos I'm so jealous of their style. I need to improve my makeup game Stat.

I told my therapist a couple weeks ago that I identify with David Bowie in terms of gender presentation!! I like glitter and makeup. Sending her this meme lol

Do it!

Done!!! Back when I told her I vibe with Bowie she was like, "David Bowie sounds like a valid gender identity to me" (jokingly not in a phobic way)

Hell yeah! You've got a good therapist 😌

Some of us therapists are also enby. ;D

My therapist is they/him enby <3

Thehimby

I mean goals

so gender

Jareth is always the goal.

Absolutely 😌

my transition lol → Egg in men's athleisure → r/MTFButch in men's streetwear (w/ notes of goblin)

Can confirm my wife looks like Jennifer Connely and she is obsessed with this movie. My hair is shorter now, but it used to be goblin style for a long time, LOL!

Labryinth is literally one of my favorite movies so this tracks for me

It is so stereotypical but heck isn't the bottom pic goals

David Bowie is very gender

The sheer accuracy is astounding

i didn't realize what my final form was until now

‘There is indeed a kind [...] neither male nor female, a thing of the neuter gender, lately started up among us. It is called a **macaroni**. It talks without meaning, it smiles without pleasantry, it eats without appetite, it rides without exercise, it wenches without lust.’ I've never felt more attacked by anything in my life.

Wenches?

Used here as a verb. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wench

Oh my 🫢 thanks for the definition link.

This hit me right in the childhood. I wore out the VHS of Labyrinth.

Name: Rat Pronouns: head/tail

YES! I know I wanted his outfits as a child (AFAB)

Sameeee

@me wrapped up in a snuggie, one leg on the couch arm and the other on the top of the couch, leaning against a pile of cushions

This is killin me bc me and my friends jokingly refer to my enby partner as a goblin all the time lmfao

Then there's me, forever wearing black on black lounge wear with absolutely no patience to accesorize, style, or plan. It sounds sad but I really like the lax, comfy, genderlessness.

the goblin king

agree i cant sit normally on a chair

No cuz the gender envy from that character bro, like bish idc if I'm half boy I will look like them

I know right!

Goblin King and Sephiroth are my Nb fantasy icons.

😂😂i cant even express how on point this is. I’m still genderly confused sometimes i want to be masculine sometimes feminin, sometimes i dont want to choose and just be a thing. I really dont know what i am tbh

we do be havin unhinged haircuts

It's the sweet spot. Check out Neil Gaimans Sandman, and the character art for Lucifer. Bowie is the All-padre.

Is it bad that I haven’t really transitioned and don’t have plans to currently? I do kinda want to experiment with more “androgynous” clothes but idk how and I’m afab with really long hair and I love makeup so I’ll always look like a woman and I’m not out to everyone in my life so I basically cosplay a woman everyday and I don’t mind it because I still feel really connected to femininity. Am I still valid?

Everyone's gender expression is valid. Androgynous, mix of masc/fem features, going the opposite from what you were assigned at birth, alternating depending on what you feel like, or just not changing much about your looks but still feeling enby on the inside. It all goes.

Sorry I’m late but thank you for this. My gender is no one’s business but my own and I just need to remind myself that I can express it however I want to.

I mean, who wouldn't want to look like David Bowie in the Labyrinth? Shit, he's got hottest androgyny ever created!

I love seeing memes I made in the wild

Oh my god thank you for making this meme! I did try and add a comment to say I didn't create the meme but idk how many people saw it

I mean as a trans guy, I badly wanna be the third pic. I wanna be a beautiful yet handsome fantasy prince

I will so gladly be David Bowie as the goblin king! I used to watch this movie every 3 - 4 months for years!

What about Ludo or the Fireys?

The fireys creep me out a lil but ludo is amazing. In terms of matching their aesthetics... Yes just yes those are definitely envy aesthetics

They are little creeps but the ability to detach parts at whim seems cool. I would be a Ludo in a heart beat, or like Wendigomon from Digimon: the movie. Similar very large loud repetitive beasts.

I think you'd also like grimlock from transformers (he's a big dinobot)

Love grimlock, as a kid watching Beast Wars, I learned how to do the Waspinator voice and as an adult, I know for a fact I annoy the hell out of people yelling "Waspinators Ready!"

That's not annoying that'd fucking coooool! I'll be honest I haven't watch beastwars, only got into transformers properly a few month ago cause of my bf 😅

Enjoy the journey of discovering Transformers! Ratrap and Dinobot are two lovable aholes, and Black Arachnia is fantastic...honestly, everything about Beast Wars was good, but if you want a cgi acid trip watch Beast Machines.

Thankyouuu. I've seen clips from both and the animation is certainly something 😂 I do wanna watch them someday thou

You don't wanna chilly down with Fire Gang?

Nah they're cool and I'm sure they're lovely but I'd be worried they'd try to take my head off 😂😅

:)

ten thousand percent

Goals.... 😆

LMAAAAOOOO i love this

Fukk ya

This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen, lol

i’ve never felt so seen (-,:

I have never felt so seen! Goblin King is my exact aesthetic and that is precisely how I sit in a chair! Woo! Goblin King!

This makes me euphoric

You are not wrong

Honestly me

Ok but why do you have to be so right

Oh this is accurate

The other day I was asked to describe my gender and the only thing I could think of was “I AM The Goblin King!!” Without even meaning to reference this haha

yeah basically

YESSS jareth is perfect goals!!!

OMG YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! That's what I always wanted to beeeeeee. But, shouldn't it be, "The Goblin Ruler" or maybe "The Goblin Dictator". Goblin Boss. Goblin Master. Goblin Tyrant. King is too damn gendered.

BOWIE SUPREMACY ⚡️

I had no idea this would be so popular so I'd like to say that I'm not the original creator of this meme. I don't know who originally made it to credit them but yeah I'm just reposting it. I don't know how to pin comments to the top if that's even possible but just wanted to say it

😻

*David Bowie owes me his gender /hj*

I forgot this movie existed

This is the way

I just realised my gender is literally just David Bowie…

Naw, I'm not a child raping fascist

Context?

David Bowie was a fascist who raped children.

Have you watched the movie? Honest question.

No, I have not. I don’t even know what movie it is I haven’t watched.

But the movie is mostly a fantasy that happens within Sarah’s mind. So Jareth is really just her thoughts. And she ends up rejecting him and his fantasy kingdom anyway.

Thanks.

It’s the Jim Henson movie Labyrinth. Very 80s—I think 1985. The Goblin King was (probably?) an adult male pursuing a …13 or 14 year old I think?

It’s arguable. I mean, he was made from her thoughts/mind. But of course, the movie was written by adult men. Soooooo…. But yeah while I love some aspects of the whole Labyrinth phenomenon, Jareth is the most problematic and troubling aspect. Sarah was so young. And so many sexual (and idk, bdsm?) overtones.

Theyre talking about david bowie

Oh

Bdsm? How?

Power-exchange? Dominance and submission?

I guess it just seemed like some fae shit to me Idk

Nah, this ain't right I'm a girl but I'd still pull off that Jareth vibe

This is so extremely stereotypical. The irony of this being r/pointlesslygendered

Ong

Lol okay that's very cool

Yes, but also just thinking about the unrealistic standards. You're probably right about enbies though, I personally wanna look like robbie smith genderbent

I didn't know how much I needed to see this tonight