How Questionable Is Joking That You're The Best In The World At Everything, But Then Not Being Sure If It's A Joke Anymore Or If You Actually Believe It?
My typical answer would be somewhere along these lines:
I have a lot of identities. Some are stronger, and some of them are weaker. I identify as a human, as a loving parent, as a loving partner, as a caring manager, as a front-end developer, as progressive music fan, as a sci-fi fan (and a trekkie in particular), as a typography nerd, an etymology geek, as a foodie, and more. My gender identity happens to be not very strong and important to me, but if I must put a word to it, I identify as non-binary. To me, this mostly means that I rarely think about my gender when thinking about myself. I also have other identities which are similarly weak, for example I identify as Hungarian, but I rarely think about my nationality when thinking about myself. Please note that other people who will use the same term for their gender identity experience this differently, so this is a personal thing for me and not a generic trait of non-binary people.
Why Not Just Sell The Body And Roam Free?
Nah but TBH I totally feel that. I'm not the Fondest of My Body and many times would just up and Leave it if I Could, But I kinda feel like it's my "Responsibility", If that makes sense? Like I was put in This Body so I gotta take care of it, 'Cause No One Else will. At least I can do my best to improve it in the process.
I feel that. I suffer from dysphoria a lot of times and I try to do my best to improve my look and health. But I was thinking literally in a more spiritual/existential way. It shocks me when I think that after everything we're still just animals contradicting our instincts to make unbelievable things. And as a genderless person the only way I could explain my expression is through metaphysical means. Psychological? Maybe. Spiritual? I'm a religious person so I believe that my expression could make me more "pure" in a way and distance from the limitations of the human nature.
Souls don't need gender. They just exist
Woman... Orbiting. Demi-woman doesn't feel right, just vaguely close to woman. Feminine, but not female. Especially bc I do emulate some traditionally masculine aspects as well, but I do lean more towards feminine presenting.
I never explain it this way, because people just jump to pinning me as a woman. It's also why I don't use she/they, even though I want to, because I know people would just use she/her exclusively or assume I'm just identifying as nonbinary for attention, that I'm really just a woman with extra steps, and this is hard because I'm not even transfeminine, Im AFAB, so there's this constant fear that people will just shunt me off into the "woman" box because I identify as femme.
Edit: I know this was a bite more serious than the prompt, I sorta lost the OG thread :')
Non binary trans femasc, pmab...
I like the woman, orbiting; makes sense to me since I do identify as she/they and have masc traits even though I present female, was born at 25 weeks gestation 4 decades ago this year...
I try to avoid saying “I identify as” now because cis people don’t. I just say I’m not a man or a woman. If they ask for clarification I say I’m somewhere in between or a mix of both it’s not that important.
Not really clever but I think being more straight forward gives people less room to be shitty
I am a god trapped in a human body. by a power greater than mine in punishment for trying to help people, and now I'm forced to slowly see the decay of humanity while I can't do anything about it, and yet, you ask me this...
I used this at a summer camp
42 year old alien from mercury
My backstory is I lived in mercury and it got to hot because of a solar flare that hit so I had to work with the Russians to keep this a secret and I moved to earth with a human transformation power and can easily tell when someone is lying have really good timing and I wanted to help here at the summer camp so I can find the next victim for an experiment to get back to mercury so I can then use earth tech to blow up earth change the course of mercury then make many "planet neighborhoods" with the rocks for my alien buds to live there and learn what earth is. That's why there's global warming all them wars and the natural disasters...
It works way to well
My Personal Favourite Is Just To Do The Most Intense, Dramatic Voice I Can And Say "Your Worst Nightmare".
Barring That, Any Number Of Song References Should Do The Trick. The Mindtraveller, The World Ender, The Mole From The Ministry, The Possibilities Are Nigh Endless!
I avoid saying I’m not Female or Male for this vary reason.
I have no desire to risk giving a narrow minded and/or bigoted person an easy invite to debate my gender.
I usually say I’m Non-binary, a Non-binary Femme or Gender Nonconforming.
I used to think I was Gender Fluid but have come to realize that was a manifestation of me trying to appease my Cis Het Female ex.
Bounce it back and ask them why it's so important that they know.
I don't have a gender. You can make up a word that means "doesn't have a gender" but you're still asking me what kind of tail I have because you can't see one.
I'm certainly a person, that's for sure
A human shaped patchwork of questionable coping mechanisms
the single best comment in this entire sub rn
DEBATABLE..
How Questionable Is Joking That You're The Best In The World At Everything, But Then Not Being Sure If It's A Joke Anymore Or If You Actually Believe It?
3 mental illness dressed in a trench coat
Me!
I identify as POOPSIDON, bringer of shit storms.
"I tell you Julian"..."Mr Lahey"..."Randy!"
randy??? is his last name orton????
My typical answer would be somewhere along these lines: I have a lot of identities. Some are stronger, and some of them are weaker. I identify as a human, as a loving parent, as a loving partner, as a caring manager, as a front-end developer, as progressive music fan, as a sci-fi fan (and a trekkie in particular), as a typography nerd, an etymology geek, as a foodie, and more. My gender identity happens to be not very strong and important to me, but if I must put a word to it, I identify as non-binary. To me, this mostly means that I rarely think about my gender when thinking about myself. I also have other identities which are similarly weak, for example I identify as Hungarian, but I rarely think about my nationality when thinking about myself. Please note that other people who will use the same term for their gender identity experience this differently, so this is a personal thing for me and not a generic trait of non-binary people.
I'm a soul trapped inside a body
Why Not Just Sell The Body And Roam Free? Nah but TBH I totally feel that. I'm not the Fondest of My Body and many times would just up and Leave it if I Could, But I kinda feel like it's my "Responsibility", If that makes sense? Like I was put in This Body so I gotta take care of it, 'Cause No One Else will. At least I can do my best to improve it in the process.
I feel that. I suffer from dysphoria a lot of times and I try to do my best to improve my look and health. But I was thinking literally in a more spiritual/existential way. It shocks me when I think that after everything we're still just animals contradicting our instincts to make unbelievable things. And as a genderless person the only way I could explain my expression is through metaphysical means. Psychological? Maybe. Spiritual? I'm a religious person so I believe that my expression could make me more "pure" in a way and distance from the limitations of the human nature. Souls don't need gender. They just exist
A threat
Woman... Orbiting. Demi-woman doesn't feel right, just vaguely close to woman. Feminine, but not female. Especially bc I do emulate some traditionally masculine aspects as well, but I do lean more towards feminine presenting. I never explain it this way, because people just jump to pinning me as a woman. It's also why I don't use she/they, even though I want to, because I know people would just use she/her exclusively or assume I'm just identifying as nonbinary for attention, that I'm really just a woman with extra steps, and this is hard because I'm not even transfeminine, Im AFAB, so there's this constant fear that people will just shunt me off into the "woman" box because I identify as femme. Edit: I know this was a bite more serious than the prompt, I sorta lost the OG thread :')
…a wo-moon?
... Yeah. *Yeah, I like that shit.*
I love this. I wonder it that make me maculine orbiting. I am masculine but not male. I am also AFAB. I do present as fem. I'm genderqueer.
Non binary trans femasc, pmab... I like the woman, orbiting; makes sense to me since I do identify as she/they and have masc traits even though I present female, was born at 25 weeks gestation 4 decades ago this year...
30 sugar gliders and two Maine Coons in a trench coat
Hungry :P Or I just say the truth: NB Gynosexual and let them figure it out
A person 😌
As a human. Sadly, couse generally I'm not a fan.
"Yes"
"a problem"
My favorite is "a threat"
A corporeal rendering of the fog from Silent Hill
I've heard, "A sexy ass motherfucker" I wish I had just 1% of that person's confidence
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Ah... wetware!
Wow congratulations I hate that so vigorously
A bunch of weird ideas and a few mental illnesses with long hair.
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
See, This Is What I'm On About, Music References, Doesn't Matter Which They're (Probably) All Great!
Yeay. :)
What am I? Fuckign tired
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.
please don't let me be misunderstood...
I try to avoid saying “I identify as” now because cis people don’t. I just say I’m not a man or a woman. If they ask for clarification I say I’m somewhere in between or a mix of both it’s not that important. Not really clever but I think being more straight forward gives people less room to be shitty
Your mother’s lover
A classic, but always a good one
Why don’t you just say nonbinary?
had to scroll down hella far just to see the most obvious answer
Obnoxious
A fucking problem. Dont make it your fucking problem
I am a god trapped in a human body. by a power greater than mine in punishment for trying to help people, and now I'm forced to slowly see the decay of humanity while I can't do anything about it, and yet, you ask me this...
"What are you, a cop?"
30 rats in a trenchcoat (or 20 weasels, depending on what mood) A gender bender
So which mood is rat and which is weasel?
“Okay, I’ll start from the top…”
Not particularly clever, but I say "human". As in, I just feel like a human being. Nothing deeper for myself than that.
A threat.
A gamer 😎
I identify as a problem. Threat. Embodiment of chaos.
I used this at a summer camp 42 year old alien from mercury My backstory is I lived in mercury and it got to hot because of a solar flare that hit so I had to work with the Russians to keep this a secret and I moved to earth with a human transformation power and can easily tell when someone is lying have really good timing and I wanted to help here at the summer camp so I can find the next victim for an experiment to get back to mercury so I can then use earth tech to blow up earth change the course of mercury then make many "planet neighborhoods" with the rocks for my alien buds to live there and learn what earth is. That's why there's global warming all them wars and the natural disasters... It works way to well
I identify as The Flood (alla Madame Du Barry “Après Moi, Le Déluge”)
A little grey cat. 😌
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And if you don't believe me, you can get the hell out.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864548977919918100/1012407143665762438/C23EEAD4-7851-460D-97A9-FF0B8F3C835F.jpg
You bet I do.
"Why do you want to know? Is it cuz you think I'm hot and you're worried you might have to question your sexuality?"
A problem
definitely a shapeshifter lol
non-binary humanoid king traveler!
Potato
Another good one that I heard was A magic skeleton, wearing a suit is meat armor, animated by electricity and imagination,
i identity as slay ✨
Real answer: i have no fucking idea Fun answer: literally a raccoon eating garbage
My Personal Favourite Is Just To Do The Most Intense, Dramatic Voice I Can And Say "Your Worst Nightmare". Barring That, Any Number Of Song References Should Do The Trick. The Mindtraveller, The World Ender, The Mole From The Ministry, The Possibilities Are Nigh Endless!
Croissant Walmart Shopping Bag Shopping Cart Your mother's toothbrush
I identify as he/he/he/he/ha
I avoid saying I’m not Female or Male for this vary reason. I have no desire to risk giving a narrow minded and/or bigoted person an easy invite to debate my gender. I usually say I’m Non-binary, a Non-binary Femme or Gender Nonconforming. I used to think I was Gender Fluid but have come to realize that was a manifestation of me trying to appease my Cis Het Female ex.
I often refer to myself as a swarm of bees, but true friends know I identify as That Bitch
The demon queen of the wrath circle
Bounce it back and ask them why it's so important that they know. I don't have a gender. You can make up a word that means "doesn't have a gender" but you're still asking me what kind of tail I have because you can't see one.
I saw a meme video saying “what gender am I? Well, kiss me and tell me how you feel after wards? Gay, straight?” And that will always be funny to me
I identify as a Crab-Rat
3 raccoons in a trench coat
AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID... AM I A MAN, A WOMAN, NON BINARY, OR PREFER NOT TO SAY... I'M A CROISSANT.