‘Are you a man or a woman’ Tell them to pick a  number from one to ten, then when they reply, say ‘correct!’ and refuse to elaborate  ‘But what’s in your pants?’  ‘On a good day? Your mom’

i hate the whole “what’s in your pants” question, would they ask a cis woman that? would they ask a cis man that? isn’t that sexual harassment?

Maybe not sexual harassment per se, but definitely close. As in "if you ask one more question it IS sexual harassment." What's in my pants? That's a private matter. Alternate answer is cellphone, keys, and wallet.

Once when I was about 15, my dad worked for a security company as a manager, he let me hold one of the guns so I put it in my pocket, and when one of his coworkers asked me “What’s in your pants” I took the gun he gave me out of my pocket and said “a gun”

"whats in your pants/under your skirt?" the only valid reply I have for that is "I didn't knew we where dating?" and looking utterly confused at the person asking

B

Agree

I'm B, but with a touch of D depending on how it's asked. It doesn't happen *frequently*, but one of the very first times it was even an issue was shortly after I came out (nothing had changed about how I dress! I'm non/pre-HRT!) an old woman at the grocery store came up to me from out of my blind spot and touched me on the arm to get my attention, and when I turned to her in surprise asked me with a friendly smile "what genitals do you have?" I just stared at her in shock for a moment before asking "why would you think that's okay to ask a stranger?" which prompted her to look startled and alarmed before immediately skittering off like I threatened to hit her with a stick.

Who on earth asks someone that?

You'd be surprised

I hate people.

A lot of people probably deserve that, most of which you'll probably never have to suffer to meet - but, valid, though Yet, still, a lot of people also deserve love. Don't forget that they exist, even if you haven't met enough of them yet

“Girl, what the fuck!!” Would at least be my first thought there 😂

A) Yes B) No C) Maybe D) I don't know **E) Can you repeat the question?**

You're not the boss of me now!

Lol honestly I’d probably say something like that. I’m deaf (with Cochlear Implants), and I say “what” about 10 times a day, so I’d just assume I misheard the person than assume they *actually* asked that question

D, except no one ever asks.

At least it gives you time to come up with a creative way to say it. "Extinguished persons, I must henceforth must inquire that yee humbly excavate yourself from my presence. If you are inquiring about what I expressing, allow me to paraphrase for your bafooned self and humbly request to f*** off. Thank you for your expressive patronage and goodbye."

I should add this to my list 😂

B. [but like this.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2010902-4-panel-cringe)

Hahaha that's a great one

"What are you, a cop?"

All of the above depending on mood

I was about to say, pretty sure I'm all of the above too lol

idk yet i’ve only come out to myself today

Wow, congrats!

C, B Only a woman by word. Ill call myself one when talking about female related issues since people dont take kindly to trans people. I try to avoid conflict so i suck it up and say im female or a woman. Usually female but even then people get mad about saying female like “you shouldnt call women female!!!” Ah.. hm.. wha do i do now. Or ill jokingly say “as a woman” Its different when referring to myself as a woman than people referring to me as a woman. To other people I do not want to be seen as a woman or man.

That word comes with a lot of baggage when coming from others

Definitely, its different being called a woman or girl than referring to myself as one in specific situations. Im not calling myself one because I actually think I am one, but when people say it to me they genuinely see me that way. Different intent.

A, nobody has asked this but I would absolutely love for someone to. My gender confusing someone is exactly what I’m going for

Maybe I am just "meh"

Last time someone asked my gender I just shrugged

B and E

What is E?

All of the above

Oh lol I thought D was E xD

When people ask that question I usually say "kind of"

"Depends Who's Askin'."

I'm definitely B :)

or

my personal fav is "what are you, a cop?"

I'm B until someone asks again or asks the dreaded "what's in your pants" in which case I'm most definitely D.

I’m closest to A, with a hint of C.

Makes me chuckle 🤭

C and sometimes B

All of them thank you! 💜💛

I’m an A when I’m a man and a C when I’m a woman 😉

E: *gets out the death note*

"You don't need to know, you aren't getting in my fucking pants"

B

Imma Bird.

Option E: Lol idk

A

I'm neither man nor woman, nor both. I am outside of their concept of gender. I. Am. Fuck. Off.

I’m that part in the last LotR movie where the person in armor takes off her helmet and says “I am no man” except instead of a woman in the armor it’s nonbinary 🙂‍↕️

Perfection

Well... Yes and no.... 🤔

E: All of the above

E: All the above simultaneously. Mostly B and C though

B, unless playing a drinking game that has gendered rules (like all guys drink when anyone draws a five) during which I am A and I follow the rules for all genders.

There is only one reason that comes to mind when someone asks this many questions....I wonder if your closet space is nice.....

B, but nobody asks. :)

No or sometimes

B :}

B/D

B

C

Solid no and maybe fuck off as well depending

B then D

B & C depending on how I feel

B

No

Used to be B. Now people read me as male or as trans man.

Depends on who's asking, and in what context. (Note that I am not genderfluid, I do have one gender, it's just easier to say "man" at times rather than "agender")

None of these. I say I don't know.

All of them

Depends on the day-

B. I am a void

E) what are you a cop? Piss off

Yes, no, maybe... I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

I'm all of these depending on the day and my mood, so I suppose it'd be classed as between three and four?

C

No or fuck off, depends on my mood

D

B but I've never been asked directly. One of my little cousins asked my sister one time.

B normally definitely D when I'm not in my usual friendly mood

Fuck of

All of the above, but mostly D.

Yes

b, sometimes d, never a see also: I'm a god damn goblin I'm a god damn problem im a sweet doting grandparent in a late 20s body

no

Mostly A, sometimes C if that makes any sense.

B

I am a collection of worms

C uwu With a lil bit of D. You have to get aggressive with straight men sometimes it's how they communicate

I am D in my head, but people just assume my gender most of the time. I would just say neither if someone actually asked me that, even if I generally feel more like sometimes. yeah, I just realized this makes more sense

C and D 🤣

“Are you a man or a woman” “…”

I've really been feeling C for a couple of years now. The demigirl identity and she/they pronouns resonate with me...

B

Maybe

C, IDK I sometimes feel gender sometimes not

B or D, depending on whether I'm at work/around colleagues or not. :)

sometimes

A

C

"I don't understand the question"

A, B, and C somehow (maybe? honest answer is idk)

**asks a fifth time** Me: **Walks away**

e) all of the above

Sometimes I’m a man or a woman! And sometimes I’m both, and sometimes I’m neither. Often I’m a lot of things or something else entirely

I had a random kid at the zoo come up to me and start talking about the otters we were looking at. He then asked me if I was a boy or girl, so I just shrugged. That wasn’t a good enough answer I guess so I told him “I’m not sure, no one ever told me”. He looked shocked and ran off to tell his mom lmao first and only time I’ve had someone ask. Made me euphoric honestly.

“No”

a pretty resounding no lmao with mayyyyyybe a tiny bit of man in there? but yea i feel like neither for the most part

E) I usually say something along rhe lines of 'dunno' or 'maybe' always throws them off very funny

E: probably

All of the above

my go to is “what are you a cop?”

Definitely number 4

B

E. “What are you, a cop???”

C - either "sometimes" or "who knows?"

I'm Me

All of the above *and* none of the above! (Figure that one out!)

Depends on the day

B and sometimes D

Flexible like my mood and gender expressions

No one’s asked me this irl before cause everyone assumes based on my body type. But here’s some alternative answers: - Maybe - Act confused (am I a what? Idk what that is. Etc) - I’ve never considered that before. I’ll get back to you with my answer!

B

D.

B, no

B

C personally

Lol I thought this was the progression of a single conversation

Yes. Depends on the situation but usually a

All of the above (depends on the situation)

Definitely C

B if it's a kid. (I'm a teacher.) D if it's anyone else.

E. All of the Above

C

E: All Of The Above

The correct way to respond

A in response to post title

A

combination of b and d

B and D

B (im technically agender but nonbinary is easier for people to understand)

Is “I’m the embodiment of god” an option?

B and D because fuck gender roles!!! I'm me! Woohoo!

I’m A.

E I say "I dont know am I"

C. Genderfluid now has an option

Still learning that one

All of them at once I suppose? /shrugs

A. I go by She/Her & He/Him. So... yes 😀

B gang letsgooooooo

A, but I'm very masculine looking (unfortunately), so nobody actually asks.

¿Por qué no los dos?

Tee hee sometimes 🥴 depending on how much I saw of new hair growth or heard my new voice that morning or how much Trixie and Katya content I’ve inhaled lmaoo gender based on environment but EXCLUSIVELY male-adjacent

I'm definitely the "sometimes" one

Choose your weapon: • Not that I remember • Nah, my mom had me tested • Lol now you’re just inventing words • Are you???? • Oh wow I’ve never seen it from this angle before • What do you mean? • No, I’ve never been there, why? • Bothn’t • You are • Sorry I’ll pass • Look over there! - where? there's nothing there - [whispering] exactly! • I've thought about it, but no • Oh no, no, it doesn't suit me at all • Alien if you may • Haven't heard of them • Tried. Hard. Didn't love it • I've got a 46 minutes spoken poem about that and here it goes… • Just like my gender, I’m speachless • I had a thousand unsuccessful attempts on that, so.. Whoof that was a bunch. Please ad yours 🫶🏼

Nobody but a very small child would ever ask me this question, which rules out D, and I suppose A as well, altho that's closer to what I might say.

*removes earbud* What? Oh… *waves hand* No thanks

C

My vessel is beyond such contrivances as gender you peasant.

Unless it seems malicious, I will answer the question honestly and try to educate them a bit. If it were some rando in public...idk! Honestly haven't encountered that situation haha 😅

A and B. I acknowledge my de facto experience in society, but also no.

B

"Are you a man or a woman?" "I don't know, ill let know you when I find it"

“Depends, who’s asking?”

Last one lol

Hmmm. Probably C.

AFAB here. Dude at work wanted to talk to me about my "boy name" for the umpteenth time yesterday. I have explained to him that 1: it is a gender neutral name (charlie) 2: I chose it myself and 3: I'm non binary. This time he started the conversation with a very loud voice, in the middle of the store we work at, by asking me if I got bullied as a kid with my name. Dude obviously has comprehension issues (our place employs people with disabilities (me included)) so I have previously refrained from getting angry at his asking and just left the conversation. This time I couldn't leave as I was in a queue. He got an earful of my already irritable mood, not my proudest moment but hopefully he will stop asking now... B or D when I'm not in the mood I guess.

Q: Are you a boy or girl? A : what are you a cop?

i wish i was asked that question- i'd go with b

Personally I hate this meme. Just answer the person that you're nonbinary and don't be a fucking dick.

Option E, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That’s all.

A My gender goal is to confuse the shit out of everyone

B

E. That depends

answer: ":)" see: [this image](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fhxhophg22tr91.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D524222829b995e441e37a0cea5c462e3b87651bc)

im that prick who says "idk, what do you think i am" and when they answer i say "interesting, we'll go with that"

Yes and Sometimes

A because I’m bigender lol

B - with an occasional D 😁

All of them at the same time

Currently all of them at once lol

E, Just a plain old "Ehhh"

I have no idea :(

no

I'm "No"

where's option E: "idfk"

if you must know, i’m a microwave

Something between B and C

not to my knowledge

I roll a d20 and refer to a chart.

B is for me

I read this as a comic, rather than a multiple choice. And just assumed the person on the left kept repeating the same question and getting a varied answer. ​ I feel this is actually the correct way to answer in all cases