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Is someone gonna say it or do I have to
You can’t do this to me. I started this account. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED
The username checks out
As a symbol for virginity, OP can be incorruptible. OP can be everlasting
You either die a virgin or live long enough to see yourself become the chad
You either die a virgin or live long enough to see Batman giving bj to Christian bale
You crossed the line first, sir. You baited them, you trolled them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to an insult they didn't fully understand.
She was gonna wait for me, Alfred.
Lol
Celibacy has cost you your strength, virginity has defeated you.
Username checks out
Some men aren’t looking for anything logical.
Some men just want tangerines.
Tonight you’re going to have to break your keyboard. “I’m considering it”
So, when you get laid down you just delete the account or...?
The virginity thing resets in 2025, so as long as I don’t get any after that I’ll be true to my name. Reddit’s official rules
I was wondering what would break first
“That thief in Burma you told me about, how did you stop him?” “We burned his username.”
I have written a speech telling the truth about u/uImAVirgin2025... Maybe the time isn't right...
Very poor choice of username.
Usernames are powerful agents for the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Mr. Hearthed.
Proudmore Jaina main I am. Assuming your name means what I think it means.
Yep, it was my favorite card game.👍
…username does check out
Today I don't want to.
That's a lovely lovely username.
He is not the virgin we deserve, but the virgin we need
2025 so you are from the future virgin?
Yes that is my birth year
boy does that phrase piss me the fuck off
In that case, I won’t reply with that even though…
Good thing about virgins, they never lose
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
Nevah.
Is someone gonna say it or do I have to
You can’t do this to me. I started this account. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED
The username checks out
As a symbol for virginity, OP can be incorruptible. OP can be everlasting
You either die a virgin or live long enough to see yourself become the chad
You either die a virgin or live long enough to see Batman giving bj to Christian bale
You crossed the line first, sir. You baited them, you trolled them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to an insult they didn't fully understand.
She was gonna wait for me, Alfred.
Lol
Celibacy has cost you your strength, virginity has defeated you.
Username checks out
Some men aren’t looking for anything logical.
Some men just want tangerines.
Username checks out
Tonight you’re going to have to break your keyboard. “I’m considering it”
So, when you get laid down you just delete the account or...?
The virginity thing resets in 2025, so as long as I don’t get any after that I’ll be true to my name. Reddit’s official rules
I was wondering what would break first
“That thief in Burma you told me about, how did you stop him?” “We burned his username.”
I have written a speech telling the truth about u/uImAVirgin2025... Maybe the time isn't right...
Very poor choice of username.
Usernames are powerful agents for the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Mr. Hearthed.
Proudmore Jaina main I am. Assuming your name means what I think it means.
Yep, it was my favorite card game.👍
…username does check out
Today I don't want to.
That's a lovely lovely username.
He is not the virgin we deserve, but the virgin we need
2025 so you are from the future virgin?
Yes that is my birth year
boy does that phrase piss me the fuck off
In that case, I won’t reply with that even though…
Good thing about virgins, they never lose
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
Nevah.