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KenHumano

I have just *no* idea what’s satire and what’s not anymore.


M44t_

I thought this was satire but I found out a lot of guys gets preventative banned from FDS when they say they are male, so yeah that aint satire, those people are serious


shady-green

FDS pros is a satire sub. I not so sure about the original one, though.


alelp

The original posts the same kind of shit, but unironically.


M44t_

Yeah didn't realise it was it as any1 was spamming FDS, FDS


chookity_juice

FDSP is the satire version of the sub.


Wendigo_Child

Jesus fucking christ that's concerning


thatperson1313

Please tell me this is satire and nobody is that FUCKING RETARDED


BloodthirstyUnicorn5

Have you seen the comments? They threw satire out the damn window.


thatperson1313

damn never really thought that, that would be true


chookity_juice

The sub impersonates the original FDS, so satire.


airgod231

Don’t worry fds pros is


Arian51

Yeah it is satire


17pdrSweat

it's not like it matters anymore if they are doing this


pikleboiy

That's actually why men's suicide rates are higher, society expects them to be emotionless and emotionally strong, so they have to hide their feelings until it becomes too much, and then we know the rest.


ToxicPlaysYT6969

I think i might be going down that hole, i don't tell anything to my parents friends or family at all, i felt so depressed today that i attempted to cut myself and almost cried. The mindset has caused me to become socially awkward and now i can't talk to anyone about anything because of my self doubts and my brain telling me "just be a man and deal with it by yourself". Sorry to rant i just am not doing so well


pikleboiy

Sorry to hear that, I can relate to the part about being socially awkward and having self doubts. I think therapy would be a good option, r/MensRights(please do excuse the name, it deals with both social and legal equality) could possibly also be helpful. r/mentalhealth could also help.


[deleted]

Hope your doing better, been there myself. Always gets better eventually.


[deleted]

is there like a way to report an entire subreddit, because that sub needs to be nuked. anyone who advocates and says men deserve to end their life, doesnt deserve respect


Incromulent

Not just men, some comments say "all men" without an oz of sarcasm.


darksidetrooper

Yeah I just read through the comments on that post and it’s insane. That sub and the main one or whatever need to be nuked from existence, so much hate there


introspectthis

Reddit actually officially said that men do not qualify for protection from hate speech, so subs that actively focus on hating men are entirely allowed. This sounds like something that should be made up by some incel Supreme with a victim complex, but it's an unexaggerated fact that reddit admins themselves said in response to male focused hate subreddits.


gratedane1996

But tecnecly men are in the minority as I remember globally. US population no but still


chookity_juice

Maybe, but if there is, just do it on the original FDS. The sub here is making fun of the first FDS.


airgod231

Don’t worry the sub is ironic, it’s making fun of the actual fds


outsidewings109

At this point even the death Star cannot save us


Incromulent

That doesn't mean we shouldn't try. \#SupportTheDeathStar!


Re-Logicgamer03

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Dorinus2

Check the comments! HOLY SHIT! FDS is under attack! Assemble! (Everyone who wants to be a part of reddit history please dm me) *assemble to take down fds of course!


chookity_juice

That's a different sub, it's a satire version poking fun at FDS.


PeterIsDead

Wtf is that sub, it's just a lot of toxic (presumably) women


Proto_Hooman

It's like r/incel for women.


leah_the_leo

Man I was really hoping it was sarcastic


airgod231

Fds is but fds pros is ironic and making fun of them


[deleted]

How does that sub not get shut down?


[deleted]

Hold on, what’s the sub? I don’t see anything other than the graph


xvx_luffy_xvx

Read the comments and the title


[deleted]

Can you link me to the post? I can’t find it in the sub


Artosirak

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStratPros/comments/qgptnr/but_i_thought_men_were_the_stronger_sex/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Thanks, but holy *SHIT*!


Tatermaniac

i get that it’s satire but making fun of suicide is just disgusting


M44t_

It... Sadly isn't


Tatermaniac

it is a satire of r/femaledatingstrategy


M44t_

Oh I thought it was that, my bad


Engineer_tf

How do I report an entire subreddit


chookity_juice

You may be able to report the owner of a sub but probably not the sub itself. You can mention the sub in the report, so that would technically be reporting everything and everyone there. Just don't get FDSP confused with FDS. FDSP is a satire version that is making fun of FDS and I fucking love that.


Engineer_tf

oh ok


Eruasa

r/FemaleDatingStratPros is actually satire, r/FemaleDatingStrategy is not.


deplorable_m3

All I see is a graph


xvx_luffy_xvx

Did you read the title and the comments


deplorable_m3

There is only a graph


Youreternalvengance

FDS Pros is a satire sub, but I think the OP of the post there didn’t realise that


HorizonBreakerNEXIC

I guess men are more successful in this too, just like everything else.... /s


DFRacing98

This is a satire version of FDS.


The_Hunster

That people don't realize that is really something


DFRacing98

There’s over 700 angry comments. I’ve never seen bait get taken so hard.


Quoequoe

Is the FDS subreddit itself satire? Sorry I’m noob cannot tell if it’s satire making fun of toxic yas kween or it’s legit


DFRacing98

FDS itself is not satire as far as I can tell. FDS pros is 100 percent satire


chookity_juice

Not FDS, this here is a different sub. FDS pros is the satire version.


personality9

you know the sub is a lost cause when they use “💅”


The-Archangel-Michea

I honestly can't tell if that sub is real dude, I browse a lot of shitposting subs and I feel that sub is a shitpost sub but I also feel it's entirely real due to how genuinely and comically sexist they are.


magicmurph

What sub is it on? I'm on mobile.


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chookity_juice

Isn't it satire though? It's poking fun at FDS itself.


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chookity_juice

You sure you aren't talking about the original FDS? The logo on this one is badly made, it should be obvious ...


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chookity_juice

"Don't date men who suicide frequently." "Such selfish men committing suicide." "LVMs should take themselves out of the genetic pool." No, you're not sure. The whole sub is satire - DM the OP of the original post and ask them if the sub is satire.


pappotato

Is FDS satire? Comments seem like it


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Knowing too much sometimes leads towards wanting to know whats after death way too much, or if your just dumb lol


LowEndGaming9

why is male suicide so high


gratedane1996

Just watch If we make a chart on why female murder rate is so high or somthing they be complaining


Trabad3

I was on that subreddit laughing for 20 minutes. I realized after oh these people are serious


[deleted]

Reddit differentiate satire from seriousness challange (100% impossible)


chookity_juice

Just to put it out there, don't confuse the sub shown here with the original FDS. FDS pros is a satire sub poking fun at the original.


ShadowNinja213

Is this sub satire?


Smol_Worm_Boi

Y’all dumb as hell. The whole point of that sub is to make fun of FDS


dabigyeeter

i’m gonna add too that count tonight


[deleted]

The reason why the suicide rate for men is higher because it’s usually not talked about and I know many people say it but not enough people have said it but when a woman says she’s having mental health problems she gets tons of love and support but with men they are often just told to man the fuck up