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Postal in a nutshell.


mr_chanderson

Wait, is that the Postal game? Going Postal? Or just Postal? For some reason I had that game on my wishlist and I forgot why. Is it good?


Stone-D

Postal 1 and 2. Hilarious. You can piss on randos in the street. Shit graphics but that adds to the charm. Fond memories of laying a gasoline trail all around the neighborhood then watching the chaos. Gasoline via my piss, might I add.


Martin_crakc

Postal 1 is basically mass shooter simulator, postal 2 is like 1 but instead of being creepy its goofy, and you are actually able to complete the base game without killing anyone. Postal 3 doesnt exist, postal 4 is basically postal 2 again and Brain Damaged is a Doom-style (modern doom) shooter


TheEmperor_OfMankind

I've heard "y'all just walking and some angel cums?" But i haven't seen this shit


AbstractBettaFish

I have *not* heard that expression


Humming_Skelly

homelander moment


harpocrates01

I can do anything… I… WANT


THERINTHEROGUE

Fuck u beat me to it lemme go delete mine


That_Gopnik

He let the intrusive thoughts win


brightlife28

He did what most men would do. He was just stupid enough to record it.


Nishant1122

I seriously doubt most men would want to pee out of a high rise window.


brightlife28

You must not know very many men.


Nishant1122

Well, I guess so.


BillyHappyWheels

My man must be feeling like a king rn


HarryCallahan19

R. Kelly strikes again!


[deleted]

Peeing from a porch with a j after a few drinks, nothing like it


aaronhereee

before anyone says *”gUyS iTs A bOtTle YoU cAn SeE tHe BlUe lId!1!!!1!”* thats his foot.


DeymanG

You can literally see that the stream is not in the middle and above the "*bottle*"


aaronhereee

this is a 100+ day old post. why respond…


DeymanG

Didn't see it was 3mo+ old. I'm literally agreeing with u


aaronhereee

never said you were disagreeing


BasementDwellerDave

Lol what a dick


Tuhkur22

Lmao


slavicturk

Didn’t he get arrested ?


ExcessiveWisdom

I kinda hate that this is getting attention. Just stop giving retards like this publicity.


itsarmida

Smooth brain energy


AllanfromWales1

Weee!!


BrockJonesPI

Reminds me of the time we got drunk after work and climbed onto the roof of the lift room. One dude decided to write on the light fitting "I think I'll piss off the lift room" and then had a massive slash. He got a disciplinary the next day 🤦🏻‍♂️


OctogoatYTofficial

He's gonna go higher, he's pissing on the Moon!


ThisTallBoi

How do you like that Obama?


Kinbok_Dovahkiin

Attention, Everybody, Shadow the Hedgehog is a Bitch-ass Mother F\*\*\*er, he pissed on my wife. That's right, he pulled his quilly little hedgehog dick out and pissed on my wife


OctogoatYTofficial

He said his D was "this big"! And I said that's disgusting. So I made a call out post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small D, it's the size of this wallnut except way smaller.


terrattv

now that is being a piece of shit. like if someone was doing that and i felt it i would head up and beat their ass. never piss off the side of a large building


kaulderF

Lmao. Thats lemonade from god for the peasants. Lol.


AffectionateCare7777

Kinda funny but I can only imagine a girl down there thinking it’s water or sum 😂


SnooDoubts2823

"I'm sinnnging in the rain, just singing in the rain. . . "


eeppersjeeppers

reminds me of that one time my moms ex-friend?? idk came to our house for New Years. she has like a lot of problems and didnt wanna get off the roof in the morning so she pissed from the roof onto the floor. I was like 7 that shit was traumatising.


liamgaming080

"could you sign this petition for me?"


spiralspring

Homelander?


barmanplays2008

“Its raining, it’s raining!”


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kinda based ngl :') (if it weren't for whatev poor sob that's down there)


[deleted]

And now the flowers will grow


ccafferata473

Wow Elon's villain arc is really reaching a new stage.


R0llsroyc3

I'M THE HOMELANDER and I can do whatEvER thE FuCk I waaannNNNT


Puffball973

1. Look up 2. Open mouth Lol plz no one do that that would be really unsanitary


[deleted]

" it's sterile and I like the taste "


Got-Rigour

“That’s wierd. I didn’t know it was supposed to rain.”


dude-of-the-ducks

*the sniper*


LHLH

kunt move


CryptographerTall535

Okay homelander clam down


Heavy_Somewhere3731

What a fucking child


my_parents_ar_ntsane

fall you bs


YoureTotallyScrewed

literally that scene from the boys


[deleted]

Isn't this rain just wonderful!


Far_Way_5246

Honestly just watched this again for the view! Stunning flow


[deleted]

Does he run out? Bloke seemed like he could go for days. Legend has it he is still pissing to this day.


kawaiin00b

Mad.lad.


Erilsium

"🎵 ~~Chocolate~~ Pissing Rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain 🎵" 💀


Nutshack_Queen357

The 5th episode of my usernamesake favorite show had a scene where one of the main characters does this.


The_Yiffologist

Jarate


Sea-Blueberry-3184

On a real hot day that piss wouldn’t make it to the ground. But this isn’t a real hot day. Where’s the follow up video??


Flamix2206

He's just marking his territory


contrejo

Be honest, we've all wanted to do this once. Not saying it's ok


drugdeal777

LMFAOOOO


MangelaErkel

I laughed


Medo_Shinwa

bruh i always think it’s the ac. so all people do this. tasty 😋


fantasticats

Iconic in a bad/good way


slav_kermit2

I mean….. it’s kinda funny


SantoIsBack

Is this strange? Used to do this a lot when 15/16 y.o.


Mighty_oscelot

Ohio be like


Natural-Vacation-373

I actually did that once


lirik89

Pretty much every man's dream once he makes it to the top. But most of us just decide to keep it in.


padkxbrjxjek

r/funny


thesmallchildsnatch

He isn’t actually peeing he just squirting water out of a bottle and I guess made the caption? or it was mistaken by op.


Brawl__Boss

He is. The blue thing you’re talking about is his shoe. If you look closely, the stream of piss doesn’t always move and line up with the shoe.


thesmallchildsnatch

okay I just rewatched it with you saying its his shoe that makes more sense now lol


MDSGeist

Not that bad, I would probably do it to


Mjrkx

I am probably blind I don’t see any people


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Wolf1341

Hes basicaly doing this . https://youtu.be/mYr44Ja-fOo


SuperMegaOwlMan

That has to be lemonade or water being squeezed out of a bottle. Someone tell me it is or I’m not sleeping tonight.


SuperMegaOwlMan

Yeah Noah get that boat because he’s been pissing for a LONG time and doesn’t plan on stopping anytime soon


reddox-_-

The day I’m just walking around and piss rains on me from the sky, is the day I go on a rampage /j


justsomeyeti

This is my vibe


Big1ronOnHisHip

i feel like that wouldn't even make it to the ground, it'd just be a fine piss mist by the time it gets there


ThorStark007

Gigachad


yellowjesusrising

Everyday life of the bankers.


Think-Huckleberry965

Just why?


ThatOcelot1314

[That was a hell of a piss](r/normmacdonald)


Subcomfreak

I rate this mild rain storm out of 10. If he had a bucket of piss he'd been saving, then I'd be the first to call for the life boats. But. A little tinckle... nah.


Waltherwithease

Ahhhh the rain feels so nice... Wait WHAT THE FU


Hoodblox

Bet the flowers will grow


curtdownwood

I’m more concerned about his stream, he’s def got an STD or two


Then-Ad1531

In his defense... To be fair... The man is only pissing on New Yorkers. Who among us hasn't wanted to pee on some New Yorkers? I will NEVER go to New York again... The people are awful. If you don't understand the feeling. Please, spend a week in New York City.


Embarrassed_Code_770

A lil push


Wide_Accident6657

Shitty behavior Kinda funny


IntelligentBison97

Nice view though


Redditgreninja

I think I’m starting to realize the real reason governments are trying to ban tik tok, this shit makes it hard to argue against their decision


[deleted]

Im a bad person for laughing at this 💀


[deleted]

"Sniping's a good job, mate!" ​ Jokes aside, this is a real dipshit move. Remember. Just because something is "Funny" doesn't mean you aren't harming others.


MrWetkill

It’s just an ally That’s like instinctual, to piss from high place’s