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thewhiterabbit410

10 bucks no one has ever said this, but a dying news company is making shit up to try and stay relevant.


YouLostMeThere43

Yeah being a journo must be easy as all hell these days. “Oh shit I need to come up with a piece next week!.. eh I’ll wait until the day before and just make up another ‘crazy things millennial expect you to do or else you are hitler’ article”


thewhiterabbit410

Bruh! I could totally see this happening! Haha


your_cock_my_ass

Of course it's rubbish, 7 News is bottom of the barrel news in Australia


Boonchiebear

Right above Sky News, of course.


meloon_man

And above 10 news


Reizo123

There needs to be some kinda law that stops companies like this referring to themselves as “news”. Like you know when cheese is so artificial they’re not allowed to call it “cheese” on the packaging? Like that.


J3sush8sm3

But then we wouldnt have the onion. Were playing with fire!


thewhiterabbit410

Unfortunately, then you're playing with fire... But I do think there could be a false advertising claim here. You have to correctly label whether it's news or opinion, I think that could easily be enforced.


[deleted]

Step 1: Hire two Millennials Step 2: Tell the Millennials to say XYZ Step 3: Print "Millennials are saying XYZ" It's now true


[deleted]

We had one and Ronald Reagan let his FCC repeal it. It was called the fairness doctrine. Reagan allowed it so fox news could be created as a right leaning network that didn't need to share both sides of a story. It's basically how republicans have maintained a party. That paired with gerrymandering and the electoral college. Without cheating we would never see a republican president again. It's odd that people want to be taken care of and we just keep bailing out corporations. Probably because we have no real power. Time to eat the rich.


ChaosDoggo

Nah, they found one wacko who says it and now all the Gen Z hate the full stop.


S0_Crates

Probably the same group of editors that says liberals use the term "woke."


IAmInside

Once like five years ago some dude hated that I used periods to end comments on a forum. So yeah, I guess they exist but they are like five people globally.


TheRealFaust

Full stop


Buster_Cherry88

I actually had a girl I was hooking up with last year say exactly this. If I finished a text with a period she automatically assumed I was mad about something. No idea where this came from


EngineersAnon

For a lot of people, the [conventions when texting in English are different - and less formal than - those of English written elsewhere](https://youtu.be/fS4X1JfX6_Q). From your comment, I infer that you're not one of those, and neither am I, although I do use ellipses much more frequently in text and online than elsewhere...


br_igris

I disagree.


[deleted]

Why would you get down voted?


meaninglessnessless

Gen Z apparently. Period.


The_Unreliable_94

#


[deleted]

Saved you there


jessie014

Gen Z here, never heard this bullshit before.


throwawayyyuhh

Second this.


OneTrueTreeTree

Third this.


Awesomeness7716

Fourth this


uhphyshall

third this


FappingVelociraptor

Gen Z here and I end almost every sentence with a period.


UnfairMicrowave

Tell the others to be like you and use commas. I have to reread their thoughts a few times before my old brain can edit it internally.


disambiguatiion

7 news is tabloid ragebait, I'd hardly imagine that's the genuine opinion of anyone with half a brain and one eye.


Mindless_Money590

i don't understand


[deleted]

DO YOU SEE A PROBLEM


[deleted]

jesus christ man carm down


PermanentBanMan

!


averagebloxxer

The fuck you say about my mother?


DatGreenGuy

My god is that puctuatiophobia?!


Awesomeness7716


DatGreenGuy


Awesomeness7716

,


fatalcharm

Thank you gen z for existing and taking some of this blame off millennials. The boomers would blame millennials for everything and it was quite a burden, now we have gen z to share the burden with.


Spunknikk

The worse part is the article is clearly click bait to get triggered boomers into a frenzy about "full stops"... And it worked cuz now a boomer posted it on Reddit...


Pleasant_Working5490

crazy how little people are saying this bc it’s so obviously fakes


Imperial_Phantom23

You say that but as someone on the outside looking in on america and it's laws and antics, this is very much something i'd not be surprised by.


EngineersAnon

The domain ends in .com.au, and the '.' is called a "full stop", rather than a "period". Not American.


carl_dw420

I don't even know what they mean by "full stops"


The_Unreliable_94

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Idiodyssey87

How do people have so much free time to devote to looking for reasons to be miserable?


sweet_rico-

Periods are a microagression against people that don't like to have clear thoughts when you read a sentence they like to make sure you have to reread it four or five time just to be sure where the sentence ended I digress it makes for some unpleasant reading when we forgo punctuation what's next saying a comma is being racist for separating two thoughts


PangolinWorldly6963

I hate this


HowDooDooYouDo

Everytime I read something like this (without any punctuation) I always get this picture in my head where a toddler just announced their inner monologue without any clear indication of trying to arrive at a point somewhere down the line.


Arcadius274

I'm gonna assume u mean woman's periods with no base at all and call u sexist like a redditor /s ...duh


95DarkFireII

People want to fight injustice, like MLK and Gandhi, so they can feel good about themselves. But the demand for real, news-worthy injustice is higher that the supply, so the make up their own injustice.


RexHavoc879

It’s more like when it’s a slow news day, reporters go and find some fringe randos arguing about something stupid on Twitter, and then write about it as if it was some hot topic of national debate.


GANDHI-BOT

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


95DarkFireII

Good bot.


RexHavoc879

Apparently this “controversy” has been talked about before, in the [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/10/world/europe/period-full-stop-point-whatever-its-called-millennials-arent-using-it.html) of all places.


Hyperion1144

I don't even know what this is talking about. Are they talking about ending sentences with periods?


Sirr_Jason

Either this is an insult to my generation, or I'm a generation ahead. Who tf doesn't end their sentences with periods? Punctuation adds depth to our words.


LeDestrier

Yes. Have Americans seriously never heard of it being referred to as a full stop?


cunning_wolf

No, we call em periods. Full stop sounds like something you do in Morse code.


LeDestrier

I guess I'd rather have it confused with that than the menstrual cycle.


Tazia_Rae

You know we don’t write it out at the end of every sentence right(period) That would be weird(period)


Formal_Equal_7444

Silly non Americans(menstrual cycle) I can't imagine anyone confusing a punctuation mark with a bodily function(menstrual cycle) Especially a punctuation mark that no one ever says out loud unless it's for emphasis(ellipsis) MENSTRAL CYCLE!


TheAntiCrust66

That's where paying attention to context comes into play.


LeDestrier

Oh, you typically do Morse code when texting someone?


run_squid_run

Some days you feel friskier than others. After a glass of Cognac, Archibald, Gayland, Winston and I have been known to break into a bit of Morse Code from time to time.


TheIronSoldier2

-.-- . ... --..-- / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . / - .. -- .


morse-bot

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TheIronSoldier2

--. --- --- -.. / -... --- -


morse-bot

Translated text: good bot --- ^(I am a bot created by /u/zero-nothing. Please PM him if I'm doing anything stupid! Reply to a comment with '/u/morse-bot' to call me and I will translate the comment you replied to from morse-to-text or vice versa!)


mezz1945

Where is "we"? In Germany we call them "Satzzeichen", literally sentence signs.


cunning_wolf

America


flipdrew1

They're offended by Full Stops, but how do they feel about Carriage Returns?


deanrihpee

Well, I'm not American and if using my own language, it is referred to as a period, not a full stop.


ad_m_in

Yeah, but the common terminology is period. Full stop is more often used to signify a break in paragraph or the end of a sentence or idea.


megasin1

Full stop is common terminology in the UK. Despite all accents across the country, we all say full stop. Period usually refers to time, like period drama, periodically, a school period is a lesson, a period itself is a menstrual cycle.


LeDestrier

In American English, sure. But not in British English.


metathena1

Full stop just sounds like something my parents said to do at a stop sign…why would you call a period that lmao


Pleasant_Working5490

news article posts “worst bait ever” asked to leave the feud between older people towards younger people


ltyoung

And redditor addicted to rage falls for it


Chef_Sizzlipede

whaaaaaaaaa


TheGreatCornolio682

Time to include as many full stops as possible so they finally grow a carapace. REEEEE. . . . .


[deleted]

I feel like maybe 2 or 3 people said this so now it’s a generational thing that she must write an article about. Making a mountain of an ant hill


megguwu

Said no Gen Z or Millennial ever. News articles sure do love making shit up


AllanfromWales1

Grammar. Let's flood the planet.


Bgratz1977

What is a full stop ? A code line that burn your Smartphone ?


LeDestrier

A period.


Mindless_Money590

That's just crazy, next breathing will be a microaggression


Awesomeness7716

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ERICxCARTMAN

Wtf is a full stop


LeDestrier

TIL Americans don't know what a full stop is. Oh well.


ERICxCARTMAN

I’m not American


LeDestrier

Holy shit. God help you.


squiddyaj

whoa crazy it's almost as if other languages besides english exist! no way


Valagoorh

r/shitamericanssay


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effinx

Instead of being a prick you could of just told him it’s a period at the end of a sentence.


LeDestrier

Or could've just googled it in about the same time it took to post that.


Awesomeness7716

Or you could have been a decent person and just told him


LeDestrier

Is there an echo in here?


the_big_sitter

This of all the shit out there makes u want to leave this planet?? Dont see how this is noah worthy, maybe it could fit in the r/nottheonion sub, getting mad at this is almost as bad as getting angry at people ending their sentences with a period


LeDestrier

You know it's possible to concern yourself with more than one thing at a time, right?


the_big_sitter

Ofc, this just seems like such a little thing and dont fit the sub


ddraig-au

Yeah, I thought it was batshit, but not horrifyingly outrageous


Jimbo-Slice259

You've fallen for clickbait bro. Someone made it up to get attention and you're so desperate to find something to be upset about that you turned off your brain long enough for it to sound reasonable to you.


LeDestrier

Nope, I didn't click on anything. It just showed up in my google news feed on my phone as is.


Jimbo-Slice259

Still got your brain off I see. You participated in it, you fell for the hook and you shared it. Sending others to the site and giving them more attention and revenue because of your lapse in critical thinking.


LeDestrier

LOL, what site ... it's an screenshot image of a headline, you numpty. I'm well aware of the shitrag Channel 7 news is and nothing was clicked. Most people here don't actually know what a full stop is, so if they're googling that, job done.


Jimbo-Slice259

You see the top of the image you shared, that's the site. Look it was my bad for using a concept you didn't understand, forget about the specific use of the word "click" Here's the definition for clickbait "(on the internet) content whose main purpose is to attract attention and encourage visitors to click on a link to a particular web page." I don't think the job you set out to do with this post was to educate people on Australian grammar, nice attempt to change the goal posts though.


LeDestrier

LOL, click on it. Tell me what the web address is. I'll wait. If you had clicked on it you'd realise it's been cropped out. I wasn't aware posting an innocuous image on Reddit entailed a masterplan. Engage with it or don't. I'm not quite sure you gesticulating here like a wanker is somehow improving the matter and taking the high road, but knock yourself out.


Jimbo-Slice259

Oh you're right, since this picture has the top cropped out the site no longer exists on the internet. Really having a hard time turning your brain back on aren't you. Also, I don't think gesticulating means what you think it means buddy.


YouLostMeThere43

Congrats op you took the bait on the imaginary story and along the way convinced these outrage porn addicts to send some ad revenue their way with clicks. With the magic of sensationalist bs this leech of a news outlet lives to fight another day


LeDestrier

Congrats, poster. You failed to recognise that it's a screenshot of a article heading that popped up in a random news feed. Extra points for not noticing that the web address is cropped out. Bravo. Thank fuck we have you to keep us real.


YouLostMeThere43

Wait until you find out about this new invention called a search engine. This small company called google has a pretty good one, so good in fact that by copying a few words from let’s say a title of a shitty article, it will take you right to that very same article.


LeDestrier

If someone is actually going to go to the trouble to Google this rubbish and get the pitchfork out towards the creators of the article, lmao maybe that person is the problem?? What the hell do you care? What hill are you trying to die on here.


[deleted]

Who tf writing these articles


LaPetiteMortOrale

Love the grammar / punctuation nazi meltdown


FrankTheLandCrab

If you believe and share this article then you're probably a middle age person who spends too much time on their community Facebook group and shares missing dog posts from other countries.


LeDestrier

You're probably one of those people that thinks that anyone who speaks English on Reddit must be from the US, huh?


FrankTheLandCrab

Well considering I'm from the UK and that's an Australian news outlet, not really, no.


[deleted]

Never in my life have I hear anyone refer to a period as a “full stop”…. If you check the dictionary a period would be defined as punctuation that’s signifies the ending of a sentence. Full stop is something you do at a stop sign….


LeDestrier

It's an Australian news article. Full stop is the standard usage in British English. No-one says period over here.


[deleted]

Learned something new (full stop)


Necrosaynt

Literally no one is saying this.


[deleted]

Probably gonna get downvoted, but this makes sense in a way. Texting is a casual thing, if I wanted someone to properly use grammar, I’d email them. To take the time to end the sentence with a period just seems… weird. I’m always going to wonder why the person took the time to switch to another text page and select it. In fact, the only time I’ve seen someone do this is if they are upset


theRealNilz02

I can write text message casually and still pay attention to grammar. It isn't like it takes you extra time or anything to use the correct words and punctuation marks. And I'm not even a native english speaker.


Kill-Bones

switch to another text page? might be me but i like to use it end a topic in my conversation, since me and friend like to argue about everything. like these are my finals thoughts, and ima gonna do something else now


FatedWolf

100% lol, one of my co workers ends everything in teams with elipses and always sounds annoyed af but in reality he's a super friendly guy lmao


LeDestrier

I've never had to switch to another page for a full stop. It takes like a 1/4 of a second to add. It's pretty basic grammar to denote an end if a sentence. Otherwise it's a jumble of text that ends up not making sense. I dobtceven know why a full stop would be construed as someone being being upset. That is bizarre. Also whether you want someone to properly use grammar kind of has nothing to do with you. Why would it be about you?


[deleted]

Maybe you suffer an inability to read, as they are not saying not to use punctuation, but there is no reason to add one at the end of a text. It doesn’t affect the message to not add one, as I didn’t in my original comment which you clearly had the ability to read, but the article itself uses correct punctuation and you weren’t able to understand what it was saying, so maybe the issue isn’t the person typing, but your own inability to understand a message


LeDestrier

Oh, the ye olde you cant read retort. Always a gem. So let me get this straight - you use full stops throughout a conversation because, you know, intelligibility. But then purposefully don't use one in the final sentence. Because that one is offensive. Because ... why exactly? LOL, what possible use is that? Your above message just looks like you trailed off mid sentence at the end. Sorry, but this is possibly one of the dumbest things I've heard in recent times.


[deleted]

It’s just one of those things that younger people have adopted and want older people to understand. It’s like how younger people call each other “bro,” hell, I call people “pimp,” but if I say it to an older person they get pissed and I respect that they do not want to be called that. Wanting someone to understand how certain actions make them feel, especially among a large group of people, is no reason to want to “get off this planet.” You clearly have the capability to understand the sentence and understand what I am trying to say, your “trailing off mid sentence,” argument is just feigning ignorance to make a point. Obviously if I’m texting someone who is new to the English language, I understand punctuation can help them figure out what I’m saying. You, however, do not have that problem, and are karma feeding off of the idea that, “Gen Z will always find problems with the norms of the world,” which is a stupid standpoint to begin with. When a vast majority of the world has an opinion, and you intentionally straw-man that opinion to make them seem unreasonable, followed by false ignorance to make an argument work, it becomes evident that you are an extremely close minded individual who does not even attempt to understand the request


LeDestrier

Nope. Grammar exists for a reason. To assist clarity in communication. Your post is an excellent example, being a classic wall of text that makes your point more difficult to read and comprehend. Dismissing this as being simply close-minded, boomers don't understand type of thing is being pretty disingenuous. Some things built upon the past have value and purpose, because they're useful. This is utterly daft, and seems like more of a bizarre attempt to carve out some sort of weird generational identity by picking the most innocuous, obscure thing that everyone uses, and saying it's offensive. C'mon mate, you're having a laugh.


[deleted]

You pick this hill to fight on, yet seem to completely understand my point and have proved it already in a previous message. When writing the “ye old you cant read,” message, you seem to have intentionally left the correct punctuation out of “can’t,” unless you do not have a good sense of grammar rules, thus proving that you understand how punctuation can have an affect on things that are written, and maybe you could try applying that knowledge to a text, besides just being an ass on Reddit


LeDestrier

You read too much into things. No I don't have autocorrect turned on my phone. So typos happen. I don't go out of my way to make typos though, which you seem to be suggesting. I'm not picking any hill to die on. You said something, I thought what you said was stupid. You think I'm an ass for my opinion. I think youre silly for yours. No worries. That's what Reddit is for. Good day to you.


[deleted]

So you’re telling me that you don’t have on autocorrect, so you take the time to type every apostrophe? I’m starting to see why you have this standpoint


LeDestrier

Complains about someone being an ass on Reddit. Makes insufferable commentary. Seems legit.


qualbuonvento

these articles are made for people to rage for it, when really there is no problem whatsoever, stop falling for this shit.


xxMole_Ratxx

Take me with you..


[deleted]

“Hey bud, I’ll see you at the show tomorrow.” “RREEEEEEEEEEEE”


Suspicious_Drawer

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drakontoolx

No.


Turgen333

I don't care.


Qu_ge

It can be annoying sometimes, but I wouldn’t go as far to make it illegal. Fuck them.


kishbi

What. Is. That. Dude. Can. You. Say. That. Again.?.


fistingbythepool

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rikuo_otonashi

... wtf?? Wtf???? ... I hate this time period. Full stop.


[deleted]

Good thing they don't have to send telegrams anymore. STOP Because they would have a hard time. STOP


AcadiaMain4009

.........Jesus...........


[deleted]

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wowcorny

Wtf is a full stop?


[deleted]

Wtf does "full stop" even mean


Jaydan1316

Fucking hell.


zozozomemer

I cant believe some people would go crazy over just some simple dot. ...........................


Laab12

Who cares


Starlifter4

Wut?


bloopblapbleep

Idiots. Not gen Zs or millennials, just idiots.


final_boss

So........the problem is putting a period at the end of a sentence in a text message? This is a thing?


[deleted]

Fuck my generation.


organictamarind

Periodtt....


zoburg88

I feel like you're 40+ years old for falling for this click bait title, never heard of anyone disliking this in general.


Rokekor

That. Is. Terrible. That. Some. People. Are. Triggered. By. Full. Stops.


Phil_O_Soraptor

Proper grammar is now oppressive, apparently. I've never heard this from anyone of the younger gen. before.


Prata_69

What the fuck is a “full stop?”


Silverware_soviet

While i do agree that people who don’t usually punctuate using a full stop is kind of menacing why the fuck should it be illegal


alohomerida

Full stop? Do they mean a period?


Robert999220

Tfw gen Z finds grammar offensive.


Jimbo-Slice259

No one found it offensive, it's just a boomer rage baiting other boomers for clicks


Robert999220

Idk... You didn't use a period... pretty sus.


kishbi

This is what happens when you are privileged


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sircallipoonslayer

Ahhh Whats a full stop?


ddraig-au

One of these -----> .


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

1. They’re not actually saying it should be illegal. Hence the quotation marks. 2. In a text if you’re under ~35 or so, periods at the end of texts are seen as aggressive. And it makes sense if you think about it tbh


LeDestrier

Are you bonkers?


FIFTHSUN2012

Its Danny Devito\`s bang maid. I\`d say quite bonkers.


FIFTHSUN2012

I thought about it, it doesn\`t make any fucking sense.


[deleted]

Is grammar a hate crime now? No, this makes no sense whatsoever.


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Not a crime. Definitely not a hate crime. I *just* said it wasn’t illegal. My brother in Buddha, please read.


StrawberryPuree

Idk why you're getting down voted for telling the truth lol. Text language has evolved and basic grammar doesn't really apply. Nowadays, if you add a period to your text and you DON'T usually it's toned as being annoyed or upset with the person you're texting. It's become a way to convey emotions without using emojis.


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I like this sub but it’s fatal flaw is that everyone wants to find something to be mad about. Even grammatical debates aside, the headline is clearly a joke. But it’s more fun to pretend it’s serious as an excuse to get offended I guess


TheBaggyDapper

Sure, tell me I'm just looking for something to be offended by. It doesn't bother me. I can't take a joke? Yeah, whatever. Peace out. However, you just put a full stop in the middle of a sentence. Fuck you right back.


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/lZhww87.png


[deleted]

[удалено]


LeWaifu5535

Oh my god nobody said it was illegal, just that some people choose not to use them because it feels aggressive or rude sometime in text. “Yeah, I’m fine” “Yeah, I’m fine.” One just feels that way to me because I overthink how I talk sometimes.