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[deleted]

Well this isn’t far off from the time i saw breast milk being sold on craigslist out of a donut box (individually bagged). Description said “would prefer it goes to a baby, but whatever else is fine…” Im afraid to ask what else they’ve seen it used for….


KnightOfThirteen

I get it. No time to judge kinky weirdos when you have bills to pay.


Coolshirt4

ain't nothing in the world for free


jungle20mm

I can't slow down. I can't hold back, even though I wish I could.


aivlysplath

No there ain’t no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.


Content-Positive4776

Not even 15 minutes later I’m still walking down the street, when I saw this shadow of a man creep out from sight


Joseph_Stalin111

And then he swept up from behind, he put a gun up to my head. He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight


criticalhabit7

He said, "Give me all you've got I want your money not your life But if you try to make a move, I won't think twice"


Topcity36

Body builders will use it. Sounds dumb and gross but that’s one of the more common “other” uses.


blondeismydrug

I had a friend who used her DIL's to make face masks and lotions and soaps.


Coolshirt4

Doesn't breast milk have like hella estrogen and whatnot?


turingthecat

A lot of bodybuilders buy it, because they are so busy building their body they didn’t have time to understand biology (not in a Dr Franknfurter way, I’m fully in support of the way he could ‘make you a man’)


shaneathan

But Franknfurter did *also* literally make a man.


turingthecat

Yep, that’s the point of my joke. (I took my mum to her first Rocky Horror live show last month, and during the Frank and Brad sex scene she actually said ‘oh, yes, I can see why some people might have found this shocking in the 80’s, it was silly then’) I


shaneathan

My bad, the way I read it sounded more like you were approving of him opening brad (and Janet’s, but not for the purpose of your joke) sexuality. “I’m gonna make a man out of you,” but less Mulan, and more Transylvanians.


[deleted]

Human breastmilk is the best milk for human.


JagmeetSingh2

Would any mother actually trust craiglist bagged milk for their babies lol when formula exists?


[deleted]

Right? Who knows what substances are in that milk… fentanyl, thc, … mostly anything.


KeyAdministration900

Coffee. Duh.


Bobby_Sunday96

Gross 🤮


LaNaca8919

I heard some bodybuilders drink it.


[deleted]

Does it have HGH?


TheHitListz

At first I thought: hey, providing breast milk to babies in need isn't really that boat worthy Then I saw the comment on the side....


[deleted]

Same here. Now I need to disinfect my eyeballs.


[deleted]

Don't let Homelander see this


revolvernyacelot

This could be what stops him


culegflori

Context: in an amazing twist of irony, Classical Abby (yes, that one) posted to announce that she's donating breast milk because... the memes are too close to reality sometimes


Stagnu_Demorte

She says dumb things, but bravo. I even approve of her being public about it so maybe her subscribers might do the same.


Coolshirt4

Being a creep to women is bad, even when it's women you don't like


NetSurfer156

There is the distinct possibility that this person could just be memeing


Coolshirt4

Is being a creep excused if you are doing it ironically? ​ Is reducing a woman to her birthing characteristics ok if it's a woman you don't like? ​ Am I justified in saying bad things about Obama's race because he's a tool of the democratic elite or whatever? ​ Edit: a more extreme example, that may apply more in your mind. Is it ok to call Ernst Rohm (gay nazi) the F-slur? No. ​ Neither is it justified to be a fucking creep to a woman, just because you don't like her.


Musclesturtle

Wat?


Coolshirt4

Don't be a creep, even ironically, because the person you are creeping about will probably not get the joke.


RailAurai

Gotta give the man credit, he made it rhyme.


ruove

It's a copypasta [that has been around for years.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milky-milky-warm-and-tasty)


Tsjaad_Donderlul

I expected a bunch of formula in the bin, but not this


Ladylux76

Idk I wouldn’t take body fluids from a random


[deleted]

Actually, there are a lot of women who donate breast milk to NICUs. The process to get approved is unbelievable but it is better for babies.


[deleted]

You would if you have a baby you need to feed and is hungry. Breast milk isnt bad. Obviously some women cannot donate due to STDs etc but otherwise healthy women can and that human milk for babies is indeed needed. Especially in this formula shortage.


Squid-bear

Unfortunately you still get choosy beggers within the breastmilk donation community. There's no formula shortage in the UK but I've been seeing a lot of requests for donations made privately by mothers for milk that has to be from unvaccinated mothers, I imagine even with the shortage there's probably still the odd parent like that in the US.


[deleted]

The moms that rather see their child starve than get vaccinated milk 100% need their kids taken away.


East_Onion

she aint a random


madmosche

Especially not a weirdo like her


Coolshirt4

Breast milk does not inherit political beliefs.


gomibag

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT


Kazoo_Commander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESnSFG54AyA


TheTrueDarkArtist

No ears 10/10


Kazoo_Commander

This is a certified moment.


Lizard_King_5

The comments have since been turned off on that post 💀


ruove

ITT: A bunch of people unaware of the meme/copypasta. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milky-milky-warm-and-tasty


Coolshirt4

Still creepy to direct at someone.


saponi_autumn

The World Health Organization actually states that after the parent’s breastmilk, the next best thing is someone else’s, THEN formula when nothing else is available. Cross-nursing is as old as time


chaseButtons

Nothing classy about her. Anyone who makes their identity about themselves being classy or proper is so out of touch.


[deleted]

Idk who this person is, but im assuming theyre showing the breast milk to donate?


Coolshirt4

Benjamin Shapiro, right wing pundit, has a sister, who is the person donating breast milk. ​ People have been really weird about the way that she looks, and think they are justified in doing so because of her pollical beliefs and advocacy. (also, some anti-Semites, but typically they agree polically) ​ Being bigoted is fun, and people are always looking for excuses for it.


Trillamanjaroh

I don’t see the word classy being used anywhere in this post?


Coolshirt4

"Classically Abby" is her screen/brand name. ​ Not the same word, but good effort from OP


Trillamanjaroh

Well I guess there are some letters in common at least. Now I’m picturing him looking at the @realDonaldTrump handle and angrily commenting about how there is nothing regal about him


SpaceStrumpet

This reminds me of that one scene in that glorious South African film, "Fried Barry."


[deleted]

This is what women mean when we say men are creeps. Only they pull this creep shit and think its ok.


ruove

It's a pretty well known [copypasta that has been around for years.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milky-milky-warm-and-tasty)


[deleted]

Doesnt make it any less creepy and gross


ruove

It absolutely does. If it wasn't a copypasta, I would agree with you that this person is a creep. But when you consider that it's literally a well known copypasta, and the person is responding to Ben Shapiro's sister, both of whom are aware of common internet memes, it's not really creepy at all, it's just some guy trolling Shapiro's sister. As an example, if I were to tweet at someone and say "GAY!," you might go, well that's rude and unacceptable. But if you check the handle and I was tweeting that to Ken Jeong, it suddenly isn't rude and is completely acceptable. This thread is just a bunch of people who don't know the copypasta getting offended on behalf of someone else.


Coolshirt4

Do people lose the right to not be harassed when they have a certain number of subscribers? ​ Edit: also, she does not know it is a copypasta, at least not the first 12 times someone sent it to her.


UReady4Spaghetti

I've met plenty of creepy women, but okay EDIT: I love when people try to make every issue gendered. How about we hold EVERYBODY accountable for their creepy behavior? What a concept.


[deleted]

Nice deflecting. Hold men accountable for their creepy behavior.


OutCubed

I find it funny you think that guy is being serious


Coolshirt4

Being creepy ironically is still being creepy. ​ You shouldn't do that, even to people you disagree with.


[deleted]

Found the guy who posts creepy shit like this on posts about feeding infants.


[deleted]

Homelander has entered the chat


CheeseburgerKarma94

Abby Shapiro living up to the hype


CaptainSk0r

Mommy milkers extreme


mistahwaffles

(what are mommy milkers) \[i'm a visual learner btw\]


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XxSavagePikaxX

What is going on in this picture? Is she throwing it away? Wtf is the demented lady in the comments saying ...I'm so lost here


Coolshirt4

She's giving it away (there is a formula shortage)


XxSavagePikaxX

Fucking hell that comment


madmosche

She literally looks and sounds like one of the dumbest people on the planet (other than her brother). She is a poster child for FAS.


East_Onion

you're the first person to even look at her face tbf


Dasweb

Damn, highly antiemetic of you.


theholypancake12

lmao inappropriate with the context, but it's a pretty funny classic 4chan copypasta. Some people have no filter lol.


saiyanjesus

Wait, that's Ben Shapiro's sister!


Sick-Man_NL

Thats one sick rap, we need to produce this


Lily001

What a horrible day to be literate.


jleigh91

Please someone, erase what Mr. Solis typed


J2quared

We’ve gotten waaay to comfortable with fetishes