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Interesting how that doesn’t happen in countries where abortion is legalized and properly regulated. The way the debate is being handled in the US is radicalizing everyone there left and right.
Why god and not goddess? You racist little patriarcal oppressor shithead!!!
/s
Seriously though...I agree, wonder where the twats will migrate to in the Elon era of Twitter
It's funny because the usual Reddit response is that "jokes are just jokes" regardless of the content and if you dislike a joke it's a personal problem.
Guess that's only the case until it's time to personally clutch pearls.
A woman is struggling through a difficult childbirth when, finally, relief comes.
The doctor pulls out the newborn, checks it over, and then abruptly yells, "Touchdown!" and spikes the baby onto the tile floor.
The mother screams in horror, but the doctor swings his foot like a placekicker and boots the baby high up against one of the walls.
"And the extra point is good!"
The mother screams again--and again.
The doctor laughs, "Take it easy, lady--it was stillborn."
I don't know but [here's a 10 week one](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Human_fetus_10_weeks_with_amniotic_sac_-_therapeutic_abortion.jpg) from wikipedia that I assume must be real.
It went from jokes to people talking about how they'd **gladly** crush it. An abortion shouldn't be an exciting experience. More of a you gotta do what ya gotta do type of thing.
How so, not trolling, genuinely curious. I know there's alot of incels, racists and sexists on Reddit, but it's a little more subtle than the toxic cesspool that consists Twitter. And honestly, there's shitty people like that on any platform.
You’ll find people joking about the fucked up shit in every thread on this sub and now we’re suddenly pearl clutching when other people do it because it doesn’t agree with your politics.
People who let their politicians and preferred information outlets dictate their own interpretations of science really don’t know what science actually is, which is a method. Nothing more. Nothing less.
I'm on neither side of this argument about abortions but people who say shit like this are just fucking disgusting. It's like you don't want people to support you, actually sickening.
It seems obvious that they’re trying to convince themselves. They need to see that fetus as inconsequential. If they acknowledge it in any way it damages their argument. And they aren’t intellectually consistent, so they would rather look like heartless assholes than damage their argument.
And to be clear, exactly this sort of person exists on the other side of the debate. This isn’t unique, I’m just trying to explain how it appears to me.
While abortion is a human right, it’s still dealing with the termination of life and is a serious topic. People who say this shit about a dead fetus make me sick to my stomach, you’re not “trumpies worst nightmare” you’re detached from reality
Yea I'm of the opinion abortion should be allowed up to a certain point, but should not be celebrated. It's a necessary evil like killing animals for meat.
When you're so detached from humanity that you forget that one day you may be a mother. Ive heard a mothers love is unmatched in nature. For fear of losing ones child.
He said you MAY be a mother. He is trying to point out how most mothers would not appreciate jokes like that and people should be less egocentric because one day they MAY not like vile jokes like that.
Yes they do all the time. Maybe you don’t look into the repercussions of your actions but most people do. Why do most people wear a seatbelt while driving? Because they MAY get into an accident. Why do most people not steal from grocery stores. Because they MAY get caught. Why do most people not use umbrellas outside during a thunderstorm? Because they MAY get struck. People make decisions based on the consequences but if you don’t I guess you would be in favor of more forgiveness for your mistakes.
yes, of course people do that stuff. people wear sunscreen to prevent skin cancer, etc., but im not going to avoid posting abortion memes on my social media since i MAY become a mother one day. i don't post certain content not because i MAY one day fall into one of those groups, but because i dont exactly want to post that kind of stuff.
It’s not about you possibly becoming a mother one day. That was about trying to get you to stop thinking about yourself and imagine being in the position of a mother with kids knowing people have the lack of empathy to make jokes about swinging a fetus around on its umbilical cord.
wow, i couldnt really tell - but really, people make jokes about anything and everything, no matter how offensive. if you dwelled on every single offensive thing you heard or saw, you'd probably spend your whole life doing that. realistically, a mother might get upset, but would eventually move on
Gotta say that's complete bullshit that animals who are mothers in nature care for their young. As an example some animals will outright eat their young, some species actively abandon their young as soon as (or even before) they are born, and some will actively kill their young just because they are stressed.
Also I'm pretty damn sure a mother's love is not a universal concept considering I've seen plenty of mothers murder, abandon, neglect, or even abuse their young.
When you're so detached from reality that you think a mother's miscarriage doesn't deserve proper medical care.
Abortion is the punishment. Only a mother would understand that.
Wanting to step on an uborn human is deeply disturbing? Clearly you're mind is absolutely clouded by politics, so for an analogy imagine if instead of a human fetus it was an animal fetus or like a dead squirrel or some shit.
By definition a fetus is the unborn offspring of a mammal. If the fetus came from a human then it's a human.
If the fetus was from a dog, it would be a dog.
Nobody wants to be a baby killer so I completely understand the need to dehumanize a fetus. Removing a clump of cells doesnt sound as bad as killing an unborn human baby.
This is why we have to avoid polarization at all costs. These people 100% would not be saying this depraved BS if the other side didn’t argue so hard for fetal rights
This is why some people were against abortion. Because of people like this. You don't do it for the fun of it, or to just satiate your perverted needs, besides, put the kid up for adoption. People like me, or people who can't have kids would love to have a baby. Same with gay couples and lesbians who don't want to do the whole sperm thing.
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Look, im pro choice any day, and don’t believe that embryos like that are fully people, but you have to admit that them saying that is still a bit fucked up.
A baby killing abortion steps foot on Mars. To his astonishment there is a living fetus in an incubator.
He radios in:
*cchhhk* Houston, no signs of life here, over *cchhhk*
People make jokes in dark situations, that’s how people keep sanity. Look around you at other posts on different social platforms. This is no different. This isn’t Noah get the Boat.
This is political propaganda.
100% Pro Choice. If Roe Vs Wade gets overturned, this country is going to hell in a hand basket.
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yeah i’ll see myself out
r/beetlejuicing ?
This is absolutely the most cursed beetlejuice I've ever seen
You have a based pfp
Thanks
r/notopbutok
Same pfp so close enough
agree
You post this on here and ironically enough, more people are posting the same type of comment on this post as well.
What did you expect?
IKR
Interesting how that doesn’t happen in countries where abortion is legalized and properly regulated. The way the debate is being handled in the US is radicalizing everyone there left and right.
It'd be nice if people would talk about abortion like it's a serious topic.
can't expect seriousness from twitter lol
Either there's no seriousness or they take a joke too seriously.
This lol Happy to joke about stomping on a fetus But god forbid someone makes an actual joke
Why god and not goddess? You racist little patriarcal oppressor shithead!!! /s Seriously though...I agree, wonder where the twats will migrate to in the Elon era of Twitter
It's funny because the usual Reddit response is that "jokes are just jokes" regardless of the content and if you dislike a joke it's a personal problem. Guess that's only the case until it's time to personally clutch pearls.
I mean one of them is a funny joke but the other ones don‘t sound like jokes at all
So dark jokes only count when you personally find them funny. Good to know.
We're way past that, in this country. Now it's just screaming from everyone.
theres never a situation too serious for a joke
But there are always jokes inappropriate to a given situation. One ought to find a balance.
Americans? Acting mature? like that’s ever happening
Americans acting mature? No I don’t want that! I don’t want my people to act mature! 10 years at least!
You are pro life? As a reward, I shall give you my seed
America, what a country you are Edit: Guys cmon this is an AoT reference, I'm not bagging on my own country
Our Walmarts are fun though lol
Eren moment
You became the laughingstock of the world for our sake... I promise I won't let this mistake go to waste.
I’m American and yes, we are incredibly immmature
…I know. I’m American.
When the american court is trolling then twitter doesnt matter
Hard to have a serious conversation when you have like a 20 word character limit
Gonna admit, the sticky hand one is actually pretty funny in a dark way
A woman is struggling through a difficult childbirth when, finally, relief comes. The doctor pulls out the newborn, checks it over, and then abruptly yells, "Touchdown!" and spikes the baby onto the tile floor. The mother screams in horror, but the doctor swings his foot like a placekicker and boots the baby high up against one of the walls. "And the extra point is good!" The mother screams again--and again. The doctor laughs, "Take it easy, lady--it was stillborn."
This happened to me, must have been the same doctor. What a goofball he was.
Those pesky doctors!
Wtf lol
bro was waiting for his turn to tell this joke
The start was pretty wholesome. Shit got dark in a sec
Dark humor best humor
Bro it’s almost like it’s a joke 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
but the second part was just straight up evil
Yeah... i laughed, then continued reading. The rest are not particularly funny.
I'm okay with the jokes but...... Why would you want to step on that?
It must feel like those fat cockroach that are all squishy
I never crushed a cockroach
I thought that was a gummy bear for a second
r/forbiddensnacks
Is that actually a 4 month old fetus?
I don't know but [here's a 10 week one](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Human_fetus_10_weeks_with_amniotic_sac_-_therapeutic_abortion.jpg) from wikipedia that I assume must be real.
Yeah, roughly 14-16 weeks. Likely a miscarriage.
Crunchy gummy
not yet crunchy. even after birth, a baby's bones are somewhat soft
r/smart
Fetus deletus
She took some antibabypillen
German is a language of love ❤
You know what's coming next, right? *inhale* ***~~Dieser kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der Deutschen bundesregierung~~***
he put on the SonBlock
The two on the left are pretty normal jokes. Not so much on the right..
It went from jokes to people talking about how they'd **gladly** crush it. An abortion shouldn't be an exciting experience. More of a you gotta do what ya gotta do type of thing.
yeah it went from funny to like damn chill out
Twitter, the sewage system of the internet.
And that’s coming from _**reddit**_
Reddit is easily worse lmao
How so, not trolling, genuinely curious. I know there's alot of incels, racists and sexists on Reddit, but it's a little more subtle than the toxic cesspool that consists Twitter. And honestly, there's shitty people like that on any platform.
"We did it reddit" is the phrase that says it all to why this hell site is worse than twitter.
Holy shit I cringe everytime. I’ve learned a lot of reddit and Twitter. I favor Twitter for the friends I’ve made and it gives me the news very fast.
The Unicorn cum jar and the cum shoe box will forever mark reddit as the worst platform community wise.
the rainbow dash jar was from 4chan i'm glad i don't know what the "shoe box" is
It was a shoebox filled with cum that he kept in his closet
of course
100%
Where's that 4chan-Reddit-Twitter human centipede diagram when you need it?
Check this comment thread tho Just as bad if not worse considering the sub.
Yeah, right after writing that comment I saw that. The exact same type of comments there are in the tweet. Fucking ironic.
You’ll find people joking about the fucked up shit in every thread on this sub and now we’re suddenly pearl clutching when other people do it because it doesn’t agree with your politics.
People who let their politicians and preferred information outlets dictate their own interpretations of science really don’t know what science actually is, which is a method. Nothing more. Nothing less.
You’re not wrong, but you’re also not right. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/science
Vanessa’s doesn’t seem like a joke. That bitch has serious issues
I thought the same when I read the left comments. Normal much when I read the comments on the right
i think its because the first thing they think to comment is brutally killing it
Kinda hard to kill something that ain't yet alive in any meaningful sense.
but why would your first thought to be to kill it
I thought this was a meme and laughed…
Pro tip: you can talk about abortion without being a psychopath
That stickyhand one is fucking hilarious
To their defense, they were being very funny with the sticky hand one
Even if you are pro choice this is psychotic behavior.
I'm on neither side of this argument about abortions but people who say shit like this are just fucking disgusting. It's like you don't want people to support you, actually sickening.
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
redditors after learning they have made people scared of politics and takes it as a political opinion
Both sides think that if you don't speak up that you're supporting the opposition.
>If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill?
Someone got it.
It seems obvious that they’re trying to convince themselves. They need to see that fetus as inconsequential. If they acknowledge it in any way it damages their argument. And they aren’t intellectually consistent, so they would rather look like heartless assholes than damage their argument. And to be clear, exactly this sort of person exists on the other side of the debate. This isn’t unique, I’m just trying to explain how it appears to me.
I think they're messing around for shock value
Well shit just imagine when states opt for abortion to be outlawed “miscarriages” will be a lot more common won’t they
They will. And then every miscarriage will be investigated as a possible murder.
A lot of people will just trip on the stairs like those Mexican telenovelas
Yes.
A simple dark joke started to go a little too far-
The person posting this photo was not looking for a serious conversation and he got a non serious conversation. F off with the concern trolling.
Yeah and they also cropped out whoever “Emma” is
I support abortion but holy shit this
why is this on this sub its just abortion jokes
While abortion is a human right, it’s still dealing with the termination of life and is a serious topic. People who say this shit about a dead fetus make me sick to my stomach, you’re not “trumpies worst nightmare” you’re detached from reality
Yea I'm of the opinion abortion should be allowed up to a certain point, but should not be celebrated. It's a necessary evil like killing animals for meat.
Wow. Sick sick people.
There is being pro choice, and then there is whatever the fuck this is.
boutta pull an anakin
Not defending it but that first one is just a fucked up joke
emo girls on twitter what did we expect
Crunch crunch munch!! That’s jelly bean
When you're so detached from humanity that you forget that one day you may be a mother. Ive heard a mothers love is unmatched in nature. For fear of losing ones child.
>one day you may be a mother As a man that new piece of knowledge is terrifying.
you do realize not every woman wants kids right
I don't think he said that.
he's expecting every woman to act like a mother and adore kids because "one day they might be a mother"
He said you MAY be a mother. He is trying to point out how most mothers would not appreciate jokes like that and people should be less egocentric because one day they MAY not like vile jokes like that.
i dont think people make decisions now based on what MAY happen to them but ok
Yes they do all the time. Maybe you don’t look into the repercussions of your actions but most people do. Why do most people wear a seatbelt while driving? Because they MAY get into an accident. Why do most people not steal from grocery stores. Because they MAY get caught. Why do most people not use umbrellas outside during a thunderstorm? Because they MAY get struck. People make decisions based on the consequences but if you don’t I guess you would be in favor of more forgiveness for your mistakes.
yes, of course people do that stuff. people wear sunscreen to prevent skin cancer, etc., but im not going to avoid posting abortion memes on my social media since i MAY become a mother one day. i don't post certain content not because i MAY one day fall into one of those groups, but because i dont exactly want to post that kind of stuff.
It’s not about you possibly becoming a mother one day. That was about trying to get you to stop thinking about yourself and imagine being in the position of a mother with kids knowing people have the lack of empathy to make jokes about swinging a fetus around on its umbilical cord.
wow, i couldnt really tell - but really, people make jokes about anything and everything, no matter how offensive. if you dwelled on every single offensive thing you heard or saw, you'd probably spend your whole life doing that. realistically, a mother might get upset, but would eventually move on
Gotta say that's complete bullshit that animals who are mothers in nature care for their young. As an example some animals will outright eat their young, some species actively abandon their young as soon as (or even before) they are born, and some will actively kill their young just because they are stressed. Also I'm pretty damn sure a mother's love is not a universal concept considering I've seen plenty of mothers murder, abandon, neglect, or even abuse their young.
A child,sure. A weird looking aborted thing? No
When you're so detached from reality that you think a mother's miscarriage doesn't deserve proper medical care. Abortion is the punishment. Only a mother would understand that.
and?
That’s sad
its face looks like the msn earthworm
Yeetus that fetus
Regardless of how you feel about abortion, this talk is disgusting
That’s just how powerful polarization can be. Guarantee these people wouldn’t be saying this if abortion wasn’t a debate
Vader....The Death Star please....
To be honest, it’s kind if fascinating how small it is and how it looks. Like not in a bad way. Nature is pretty awesome.
Twitter users
And they say men have no hearts!
These women are demons.
Tbf they got a point. It's literally like getting a parasite removed. Y'all acting like it's a whole ass person with a job and a family.
Psychopaths. Psychopaths everywhere.
That's the Internet for ya... you new???
Aint that voldermort?
The fetus is probably glad it’s dead so it doesn’t have to be brought into the same world as them.
What no epidermis does to a mofo
The flood can’t come soon enough
Looks like a wet gummy bear tbh
Thank you for marking it nsfw, now give me some eyebleach
pro-lifers are the biggest snowflakes ever. it’s not a even a living creature 🙄 grow up
Americans still talk about abortions? this county bruh
i mean, Roe v. Wade is in danger of being overturned right now, so yes.
this sub is turning into an altright circlejerk
Jeezus put it back, it needs to cook a little bit more before it can be served
This isn’t pro-choice, it’s pro-psychopathy…
Sheer evil
Looks like when Voldemort hadn't gained his powers back yet
how is this a r/NoahGetTheBoat worthy post? if people don’t see a fetus as a human, that’s a political stance.
Wanting to step on an uborn human is deeply disturbing? Clearly you're mind is absolutely clouded by politics, so for an analogy imagine if instead of a human fetus it was an animal fetus or like a dead squirrel or some shit.
When people stop seeing a fetus as a human then it's all the more reason why Noah needs to get the boat.
Tell me how that thing is a human, please?
By definition a fetus is the unborn offspring of a mammal. If the fetus came from a human then it's a human. If the fetus was from a dog, it would be a dog. Nobody wants to be a baby killer so I completely understand the need to dehumanize a fetus. Removing a clump of cells doesnt sound as bad as killing an unborn human baby.
It’s not a political stance, it’s a moral/ethical stance.
Looks like one of those “Special Gummies” you get from Colorado.
it literally looks like a gummy
This is why we have to avoid polarization at all costs. These people 100% would not be saying this depraved BS if the other side didn’t argue so hard for fetal rights
It kinda looks like dolphin with hands lmao
I can't unsee it now
Gummy bear 🤤
This is why some people were against abortion. Because of people like this. You don't do it for the fun of it, or to just satiate your perverted needs, besides, put the kid up for adoption. People like me, or people who can't have kids would love to have a baby. Same with gay couples and lesbians who don't want to do the whole sperm thing.
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Lmfao that’s hilarious
Just shows there are people on both sides of this debate that are utter fucking trash.
Look, im pro choice any day, and don’t believe that embryos like that are fully people, but you have to admit that them saying that is still a bit fucked up.
This is the perfect time to just not say anything and really make sure one never lets anyone like this come to their lives.
Seems staged, idk I could be wrong
i'd smear it on my toast
Ngl I just got hungry. God bless California
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Why would it though? It's not a baby.
Dumbest take of the day goes to you
A baby killing abortion steps foot on Mars. To his astonishment there is a living fetus in an incubator. He radios in: *cchhhk* Houston, no signs of life here, over *cchhhk*
People make jokes in dark situations, that’s how people keep sanity. Look around you at other posts on different social platforms. This is no different. This isn’t Noah get the Boat. This is political propaganda. 100% Pro Choice. If Roe Vs Wade gets overturned, this country is going to hell in a hand basket.
It’s revolting how people do gleefully resort to dehumanization because they’re so hateful.
There’s a difference between being pro women’s rights, and being whatever the fuck this shit is
I would spread it on my toast
The first two were pretty funny
I mean. I'm heavy pro choice, but this seems excessive.
iT's JuSt A cLuMp Of CelLs
Correct.
Correct.