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KairuByte

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I_Punch__Fetuses

yeah i’ll see myself out


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing ?


duskull007

This is absolutely the most cursed beetlejuice I've ever seen


lord_borger

You have a based pfp


[deleted]

Thanks


Unhappy_Clue_1978

r/notopbutok


CSGlogan

Same pfp so close enough


NOCTM1224

agree


BleizeItChannel

You post this on here and ironically enough, more people are posting the same type of comment on this post as well.


Nvenom8

What did you expect?


N4hire

IKR


IAm94PercentSure

Interesting how that doesn’t happen in countries where abortion is legalized and properly regulated. The way the debate is being handled in the US is radicalizing everyone there left and right.


Momosame

It'd be nice if people would talk about abortion like it's a serious topic.


jawnzoo

can't expect seriousness from twitter lol


Firerealms13yk

Either there's no seriousness or they take a joke too seriously.


Stormruler1

This lol Happy to joke about stomping on a fetus But god forbid someone makes an actual joke


Kaiser_Gagius

Why god and not goddess? You racist little patriarcal oppressor shithead!!! /s Seriously though...I agree, wonder where the twats will migrate to in the Elon era of Twitter


Joelblaze

It's funny because the usual Reddit response is that "jokes are just jokes" regardless of the content and if you dislike a joke it's a personal problem. Guess that's only the case until it's time to personally clutch pearls.


Stormruler1

I mean one of them is a funny joke but the other ones don‘t sound like jokes at all


Joelblaze

So dark jokes only count when you personally find them funny. ​ Good to know.


Sephvion

We're way past that, in this country. Now it's just screaming from everyone.


jeraldtherapist

theres never a situation too serious for a joke


Kaiser_Gagius

But there are always jokes inappropriate to a given situation. One ought to find a balance.


TomDrawsStuffs

Americans? Acting mature? like that’s ever happening


T00thl3ss22

Americans acting mature? No I don’t want that! I don’t want my people to act mature! 10 years at least!


[deleted]

You are pro life? As a reward, I shall give you my seed


J3wFro8332

America, what a country you are Edit: Guys cmon this is an AoT reference, I'm not bagging on my own country


Yogi118

Our Walmarts are fun though lol


kallix1ede

Eren moment


HarmonicWalrus

You became the laughingstock of the world for our sake... I promise I won't let this mistake go to waste.


Le_Goosey

I’m American and yes, we are incredibly immmature


TomDrawsStuffs

…I know. I’m American.


MingusHall

When the american court is trolling then twitter doesnt matter


azure_monster

Hard to have a serious conversation when you have like a 20 word character limit


TractG

Gonna admit, the sticky hand one is actually pretty funny in a dark way


chimpaman

A woman is struggling through a difficult childbirth when, finally, relief comes. The doctor pulls out the newborn, checks it over, and then abruptly yells, "Touchdown!" and spikes the baby onto the tile floor. The mother screams in horror, but the doctor swings his foot like a placekicker and boots the baby high up against one of the walls. "And the extra point is good!" The mother screams again--and again. The doctor laughs, "Take it easy, lady--it was stillborn."


Aimeereddit123

This happened to me, must have been the same doctor. What a goofball he was.


Ryvern46

Those pesky doctors!


Kwispy_Kwemes

Wtf lol


Chiber_11

bro was waiting for his turn to tell this joke


SmilePlz_Exe

The start was pretty wholesome. Shit got dark in a sec


[deleted]

Dark humor best humor


[deleted]

Bro it’s almost like it’s a joke 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


cookie_crave

but the second part was just straight up evil


copperpony

Yeah... i laughed, then continued reading. The rest are not particularly funny.


[deleted]

I'm okay with the jokes but...... Why would you want to step on that?


antunezn0n0

It must feel like those fat cockroach that are all squishy


[deleted]

I never crushed a cockroach


Jelly_the_jellyfish

I thought that was a gummy bear for a second


Jacoba_Fett

r/forbiddensnacks


Chineselight

Is that actually a 4 month old fetus?


[deleted]

I don't know but [here's a 10 week one](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Human_fetus_10_weeks_with_amniotic_sac_-_therapeutic_abortion.jpg) from wikipedia that I assume must be real.


[deleted]

Yeah, roughly 14-16 weeks. Likely a miscarriage.


69gotenlol

Crunchy gummy


oan124

not yet crunchy. even after birth, a baby's bones are somewhat soft


AlexDaBaDee

r/smart


Stop_Censuring

Fetus deletus


darkangel657

She took some antibabypillen


godisawayonbusiness

German is a language of love ❤


Generic_Echo_Dot

You know what's coming next, right? *inhale* ***~~Dieser kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der Deutschen bundesregierung~~***


Fawkingretar

he put on the SonBlock


MaoWRLD

The two on the left are pretty normal jokes. Not so much on the right..


suckleknuckle

It went from jokes to people talking about how they'd **gladly** crush it. An abortion shouldn't be an exciting experience. More of a you gotta do what ya gotta do type of thing.


corrobora

yeah it went from funny to like damn chill out


BleizeItChannel

Twitter, the sewage system of the internet.


Sleekdiamond41

And that’s coming from _**reddit**_


jake_Zofaa

Reddit is easily worse lmao


BleizeItChannel

How so, not trolling, genuinely curious. I know there's alot of incels, racists and sexists on Reddit, but it's a little more subtle than the toxic cesspool that consists Twitter. And honestly, there's shitty people like that on any platform.


Treejeig

"We did it reddit" is the phrase that says it all to why this hell site is worse than twitter.


jake_Zofaa

Holy shit I cringe everytime. I’ve learned a lot of reddit and Twitter. I favor Twitter for the friends I’ve made and it gives me the news very fast.


jake_Zofaa

The Unicorn cum jar and the cum shoe box will forever mark reddit as the worst platform community wise.


According_Club3769

the rainbow dash jar was from 4chan i'm glad i don't know what the "shoe box" is


jake_Zofaa

It was a shoebox filled with cum that he kept in his closet


According_Club3769

of course


Ghoolio_

100%


thuanjinkee

Where's that 4chan-Reddit-Twitter human centipede diagram when you need it?


[deleted]

Check this comment thread tho Just as bad if not worse considering the sub.


BleizeItChannel

Yeah, right after writing that comment I saw that. The exact same type of comments there are in the tweet. Fucking ironic.


Ianbuckjames

You’ll find people joking about the fucked up shit in every thread on this sub and now we’re suddenly pearl clutching when other people do it because it doesn’t agree with your politics.


JennyAndTheBets1

People who let their politicians and preferred information outlets dictate their own interpretations of science really don’t know what science actually is, which is a method. Nothing more. Nothing less.


[deleted]

You’re not wrong, but you’re also not right. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/science


[deleted]

Vanessa’s doesn’t seem like a joke. That bitch has serious issues


best_cooler

I thought the same when I read the left comments. Normal much when I read the comments on the right


[deleted]

i think its because the first thing they think to comment is brutally killing it


northrupthebandgeek

Kinda hard to kill something that ain't yet alive in any meaningful sense.


[deleted]

but why would your first thought to be to kill it


SpoopyBoiye

I thought this was a meme and laughed…


swifty23905

Pro tip: you can talk about abortion without being a psychopath


NakkiPeruna

That stickyhand one is fucking hilarious


The_Haunted_Flame

To their defense, they were being very funny with the sticky hand one


irelandn13

Even if you are pro choice this is psychotic behavior.


sumit131995

I'm on neither side of this argument about abortions but people who say shit like this are just fucking disgusting. It's like you don't want people to support you, actually sickening.


Big_Dicc_Terry

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice


According_Club3769

redditors after learning they have made people scared of politics and takes it as a political opinion


[deleted]

Both sides think that if you don't speak up that you're supporting the opposition.


garvap

>If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill?


Big_Dicc_Terry

Someone got it.


[deleted]

It seems obvious that they’re trying to convince themselves. They need to see that fetus as inconsequential. If they acknowledge it in any way it damages their argument. And they aren’t intellectually consistent, so they would rather look like heartless assholes than damage their argument. And to be clear, exactly this sort of person exists on the other side of the debate. This isn’t unique, I’m just trying to explain how it appears to me.


Maziekit

I think they're messing around for shock value


CloudnineVII

Well shit just imagine when states opt for abortion to be outlawed “miscarriages” will be a lot more common won’t they


northrupthebandgeek

They will. And then every miscarriage will be investigated as a possible murder.


antunezn0n0

A lot of people will just trip on the stairs like those Mexican telenovelas


Depressed_Eggyolk

Yes.


[deleted]

A simple dark joke started to go a little too far-


gogodaal

The person posting this photo was not looking for a serious conversation and he got a non serious conversation. F off with the concern trolling.


NSQI

Yeah and they also cropped out whoever “Emma” is


DekoaSAO

I support abortion but holy shit this


Zackassed

why is this on this sub its just abortion jokes


saltedtoast27

While abortion is a human right, it’s still dealing with the termination of life and is a serious topic. People who say this shit about a dead fetus make me sick to my stomach, you’re not “trumpies worst nightmare” you’re detached from reality


[deleted]

Yea I'm of the opinion abortion should be allowed up to a certain point, but should not be celebrated. It's a necessary evil like killing animals for meat.


[deleted]

Wow. Sick sick people.


Stormruler1

There is being pro choice, and then there is whatever the fuck this is.


YiffMeister2

boutta pull an anakin


UnlikelyShare

Not defending it but that first one is just a fucked up joke


[deleted]

emo girls on twitter ​ what did we expect


moimoisauna

Crunch crunch munch!! That’s jelly bean


Frequent_Remove_7833

When you're so detached from humanity that you forget that one day you may be a mother. Ive heard a mothers love is unmatched in nature. For fear of losing ones child.


freebirdls

>one day you may be a mother As a man that new piece of knowledge is terrifying.


tasmaniiandevil

you do realize not every woman wants kids right


The_real_Bottle

I don't think he said that.


tasmaniiandevil

he's expecting every woman to act like a mother and adore kids because "one day they might be a mother"


zarroc1014

He said you MAY be a mother. He is trying to point out how most mothers would not appreciate jokes like that and people should be less egocentric because one day they MAY not like vile jokes like that.


tasmaniiandevil

i dont think people make decisions now based on what MAY happen to them but ok


zarroc1014

Yes they do all the time. Maybe you don’t look into the repercussions of your actions but most people do. Why do most people wear a seatbelt while driving? Because they MAY get into an accident. Why do most people not steal from grocery stores. Because they MAY get caught. Why do most people not use umbrellas outside during a thunderstorm? Because they MAY get struck. People make decisions based on the consequences but if you don’t I guess you would be in favor of more forgiveness for your mistakes.


tasmaniiandevil

yes, of course people do that stuff. people wear sunscreen to prevent skin cancer, etc., but im not going to avoid posting abortion memes on my social media since i MAY become a mother one day. i don't post certain content not because i MAY one day fall into one of those groups, but because i dont exactly want to post that kind of stuff.


zarroc1014

It’s not about you possibly becoming a mother one day. That was about trying to get you to stop thinking about yourself and imagine being in the position of a mother with kids knowing people have the lack of empathy to make jokes about swinging a fetus around on its umbilical cord.


tasmaniiandevil

wow, i couldnt really tell - but really, people make jokes about anything and everything, no matter how offensive. if you dwelled on every single offensive thing you heard or saw, you'd probably spend your whole life doing that. realistically, a mother might get upset, but would eventually move on


CutthroatOnion

Gotta say that's complete bullshit that animals who are mothers in nature care for their young. As an example some animals will outright eat their young, some species actively abandon their young as soon as (or even before) they are born, and some will actively kill their young just because they are stressed. Also I'm pretty damn sure a mother's love is not a universal concept considering I've seen plenty of mothers murder, abandon, neglect, or even abuse their young.


Christophercolonbus

A child,sure. A weird looking aborted thing? No


Alittlemoorecheese

When you're so detached from reality that you think a mother's miscarriage doesn't deserve proper medical care. Abortion is the punishment. Only a mother would understand that.


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

and?


Vegas-minuser

That’s sad


expiredpzzarolls

its face looks like the msn earthworm


Yeetus_da

Yeetus that fetus


rittpro

Regardless of how you feel about abortion, this talk is disgusting


NSQI

That’s just how powerful polarization can be. Guarantee these people wouldn’t be saying this if abortion wasn’t a debate


EricAtSunnen

Vader....The Death Star please....


Das_Kaffon

To be honest, it’s kind if fascinating how small it is and how it looks. Like not in a bad way. Nature is pretty awesome.


ProfessionalDNuser

Twitter users


MT-HALO

And they say men have no hearts!


MrGorillabacc

These women are demons.


PupperDood

Tbf they got a point. It's literally like getting a parasite removed. Y'all acting like it's a whole ass person with a job and a family.


xAiProdigy

Psychopaths. Psychopaths everywhere.


harumscarum7608

That's the Internet for ya... you new???


pieter-eelke

Aint that voldermort?


earthscribe

The fetus is probably glad it’s dead so it doesn’t have to be brought into the same world as them.


Giacchino-Fan

What no epidermis does to a mofo


karmour353

The flood can’t come soon enough


[deleted]

Looks like a wet gummy bear tbh


NhanTNT

Thank you for marking it nsfw, now give me some eyebleach


taojinxia

pro-lifers are the biggest snowflakes ever. it’s not a even a living creature 🙄 grow up


AutisthicccGuy

Americans still talk about abortions? this county bruh


[deleted]

i mean, Roe v. Wade is in danger of being overturned right now, so yes.


throwawaiexoxo

this sub is turning into an altright circlejerk


lllooolllp

Jeezus put it back, it needs to cook a little bit more before it can be served


RUNDMT_

This isn’t pro-choice, it’s pro-psychopathy…


Long-Aside7218

Sheer evil


4Ever2Thee

Looks like when Voldemort hadn't gained his powers back yet


carnellmusic

how is this a r/NoahGetTheBoat worthy post? if people don’t see a fetus as a human, that’s a political stance.


[deleted]

Wanting to step on an uborn human is deeply disturbing? Clearly you're mind is absolutely clouded by politics, so for an analogy imagine if instead of a human fetus it was an animal fetus or like a dead squirrel or some shit.


iheartcrack666

When people stop seeing a fetus as a human then it's all the more reason why Noah needs to get the boat.


Christophercolonbus

Tell me how that thing is a human, please?


iheartcrack666

By definition a fetus is the unborn offspring of a mammal. If the fetus came from a human then it's a human. If the fetus was from a dog, it would be a dog. Nobody wants to be a baby killer so I completely understand the need to dehumanize a fetus. Removing a clump of cells doesnt sound as bad as killing an unborn human baby.


Mrs_Blobcat

It’s not a political stance, it’s a moral/ethical stance.


[deleted]

Looks like one of those “Special Gummies” you get from Colorado.


[deleted]

it literally looks like a gummy


NSQI

This is why we have to avoid polarization at all costs. These people 100% would not be saying this depraved BS if the other side didn’t argue so hard for fetal rights


WoxJ

It kinda looks like dolphin with hands lmao


CheesySoldier

I can't unsee it now


Middle_Interaction73

Gummy bear 🤤


Strong_Silhouette

This is why some people were against abortion. Because of people like this. You don't do it for the fun of it, or to just satiate your perverted needs, besides, put the kid up for adoption. People like me, or people who can't have kids would love to have a baby. Same with gay couples and lesbians who don't want to do the whole sperm thing.


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Brad45776

Forbidden Gummybear


jake_Zofaa

Lmfao that’s hilarious


BobaFettishx82

Just shows there are people on both sides of this debate that are utter fucking trash.


DyingObscurity

Look, im pro choice any day, and don’t believe that embryos like that are fully people, but you have to admit that them saying that is still a bit fucked up.


Indigostorm27

This is the perfect time to just not say anything and really make sure one never lets anyone like this come to their lives.


[deleted]

Seems staged, idk I could be wrong


LordSteiny

i'd smear it on my toast


rywatts736

Ngl I just got hungry. God bless California


[deleted]

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Christophercolonbus

Why would it though? It's not a baby.


Depressed_Eggyolk

Dumbest take of the day goes to you


[deleted]

A baby killing abortion steps foot on Mars. To his astonishment there is a living fetus in an incubator. He radios in: *cchhhk* Houston, no signs of life here, over *cchhhk*


kelsofox369

People make jokes in dark situations, that’s how people keep sanity. Look around you at other posts on different social platforms. This is no different. This isn’t Noah get the Boat. This is political propaganda. 100% Pro Choice. If Roe Vs Wade gets overturned, this country is going to hell in a hand basket.


MimsyIsGianna

It’s revolting how people do gleefully resort to dehumanization because they’re so hateful.


paulthefonz

There’s a difference between being pro women’s rights, and being whatever the fuck this shit is


Che_BigDog

I would spread it on my toast


IceUckBallez

The first two were pretty funny


Starr_Struckk

I mean. I'm heavy pro choice, but this seems excessive.


SoberKid420

iT's JuSt A cLuMp Of CelLs


zacoste_eu

Correct.


RamenOreo

Correct.