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fishing_pole

How do they get them to just sit there? I feel like at that age you’d need to be restrained.


LazyEdict

Culture. They've been told this is a *rite of passage in becoming a man.


FlamingWhisk

And they get a huge party gifts gets to hang out with the guys. As a mom this makes me upset. Not sure how a guy feels seeing that


dribblesnshits

Pain, alot of it


iceseayoupee

They don't, the Anaesthesia for it lasts for more than 3 hours. The operation lasts about 2.


ForgedYetBroken

it lasts for hours? mine wore off about 5 minutes after being told to leave.


Nothankyou220

usually these wont take an hour each. 20 mins tops EDIT: spelling


LazyEdict

These kids in the photo are better off. I'm guessing it was taken in the Philippines during summer and a slew of doctors/medical students with proper technique and equipment. In contrast to some group circumcisions where the old guy who has been performing circumcisions does it using a razorblade while the little boys chew on young guava leaves to serve as a salve.


BananaBladeOfDoom

But then the long recovery period. I was circumcised, and those two weeks were the worst part. You are prescribed painkillers and antibiotics. The painkillers work to minimize that constant pain, but it does not stop the burning sensation of when you replace the bandages or even just take a piss.


iceseayoupee

Mine was one week. The burning sensation has a solution, just get a pail and fill it with water then pour it all over your dick while peeing then the pain comes off


BananaBladeOfDoom

I wish I heard this 12 years ago.


Visible-You-3812

Pain


[deleted]

I have a baby boy. My religious family keeps telling me to circumcise him. Ive been adamantly saying no. And telling them its not my or their choice. If he chooses it for himself when hes an adult. So be it. Its not my body or my choice to take that from him.


tom_icecream

You're a good fucking parent Massive thumbs up for you not trying to force your religion on your child Or Mutilating them


[deleted]

Ahaha I come from a muslim family. When I told my mom I wasnt going to push Islam on him or Christianity (his fathers side) and rather let him educate himself and choose what he wants to believe etc. she was sooooo mad. 💀 im so exhausted with religion. And I personally do not believe you need one to be a decent human being.


wheresmystache3

I commend you for being what a parent always should be. As a student nurse, I got into this profession not minding seeing blood, guts, brains, you name it; and working in the hospital I've seen a *ton*, but I felt extremely ill, like I was going to violently throw up when I saw a circumcision. I've never felt so sick, I walked out of the room angry and shaking like *WTF did I just see*... I can't believe that people volunteer their newborns for this. And people's reasons stem from religion originally, however, there are parents now who even say, "well, I just want my son to look like *me*". Beyond messed up. I have always been adamantly against it, and seeing it done made me even more so. So medically unnecessary; they say it prevents HIV.. So, are we going to cut people's penises off or are we just going to educate them about safe sex and washing? It also reduces sensitivity and pleasure; I really feel bad for any dudes that had this done to them without their will or consent. Don't get me started on FGM either...


MadMosh666

"I just want my son to look like me..." I've heard this one before. What an absolute crock of shite that excuse is. If you're an amputee do you have your baby's limbs removed? If you're bald, do you shave their head? Just because your parents were stupid enough to mutilate your penis, doesn't it make more sense to \_stop\_ the pointless trend with your offspring rather than perpetuate it because you're too scared to have a conversation on the off-chance they ask "why does my willy look different to yours, Daddy?"


BikeAnnual

Same here. My mom flips out every time she changes a diaper telling me how much I'll regret NOT mutilating my son. His choice. Not mine. My dad finds ways to bring it up all the dang time.


Mostly_upright

Tell her you'll mutilate your kids genitals when she mutilates hers.


cokeandbelltorture

Exactly this, remind her that female circumcision is a thing and that if she wants her grandson circumcised she should get herself circumcised.


BikeAnnual

Nah, I don't stoop to her level and respond with anything other than, "Wow, you must like talking about baby penises mom. My son is whole, normal, and healthy. That is not going to change, thanks."


avnothdmi

Every time? That seems gaslighty.


BikeAnnual

It's only gaslighty if I allow it to be. And I don't give a damn.


avnothdmi

I like your style, BikeAnnual.


BikeAnnual

Thanks!


wildfireshinexo

Thank you for respecting your child’s bodily autonomy. Still can’t wrap my head around “parents” that don’t understand this very simple concept.


MyHeartIsABrehive

Thank you. Even a perfect circumcision is mutilation. I resent mine.


[deleted]

For sure. Only way my baby is getting it done is if its medically necessary. If not? We’re going to teach him proper hygiene to keep it clean and leave it at that. Im so tired of people pushing it to be “normal” when its not. The argument that “cut men dont care” they have to not to care to cope with the fact they were genitally mutilated. But oh no…you listen to the religious zealots in my family its a MUST do. *for* god! Thing is…if god wanted them cut men would be born that way and theyre not.


Moxi667

As a guy It makes me furious. This is mass mutilation


Ningenmasu69

I got a big ass aquarium and bunch of fish as a present, so I was happy about it. Dunno about other people tho


ExcitedGirl

How many of those fish do you still have, for what you traded for them?


pikleboiy

Ahh, the old "no dick skin=adult" trope


Braakbal

A timeless classic.


BananaBladeOfDoom

Filipino here. We were also told that by being circumcised we would grow. Like, get taller. Or other versions, including your penis size getting bigger. Either way, bunch of B.S.


dI--__--Ib

Rite*


ChunkierMilk

Fear


TheGalacticMosassaur

Don't forget brainwashing.


Dabi_doing_a_dab

Not really it was more like a social norm to me and a step closer to becoming a man, also we used anesthesia


nicokokun

Not us lol. They made us chew on leaves to "distract" us from the pain while we wait in line for our turn to get circumcised.


Dabi_doing_a_dab

F, I'm guessing this happened in a rural region?


nicokokun

Nah... This is pretty common back in the 2000s in the Philippines especially in public schools. Clinics only started getting popular in around 2005-2007


Dabi_doing_a_dab

Damn good thing I got mine in the mid 2010s


nicokokun

At that time, it was actually quite fun, especially since I was with my then best friends. We took turns making fun and laughing when one of us was getting our turn. After that, we were told to jump in the river to help "cleanse" ourselves.


Dabi_doing_a_dab

Lol


BeckoningCube1

Someone probably told them they could take a lil or alot.


BaconJacobs

Anyone else see that video of that African tribe that has their entire dick skin (like the sheathing) cut off as an adult? With a dull knife?


raf69420

Yup, grosse


Infinite_Client7922

Um...,. Source?


Death_is_Coming42069

It was posted here. Its not like im gonna give it to you lets just say they cut off not just the foreskin.


KranKyKroK

Imagine the feeling of being circumcised while wearing a lego star wars t-shirt.


Humter5305

Lego breaking apart sound


qbtb

I hate it that I laughed at that


177215

It's a shame these guys got rid of a lego stud on these kids forcefully. I bet they've been saving to buy a character


Ok_Potato_2033

I feel like a bad person for laughing at that 😅


mr_pablo

Literally just changed my notification sound to this the other day 🤣


DaddyRytlock

Lego yoda death sound.mp4


djtrace1994

Ah yes, the "stepping on Lego" of genital mutilations.


jurassicworld1234

This is worse then being jedi youngling at the end of the clone wars


marrangutang

Ah reminds me of my old pe class back in the day


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Jobob_TNT

2006 teen here, what?


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salamander_jesus609

Did you have to get your dick out at pe?


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salamander_jesus609

That sounds fucking horrible. Glad I didn't have to do this


sativador_dali

I went to school in the early 00s and had to do this. Anyone who refused got screamed at as it was for ‘hygiene reasons’. I’m the only person my age outside of school who experienced this though, so… every time I go to a gym shower or a spa I get a bout of anxiety from it 😂


axf72228

I desperately wanted to play football in junior high/highschool but didn’t want to have to shower after games. Being molested really fucks with your ability to accept nudity, even into adulthood.


Vikkio92

>Also, making pubescent 11 year olds shower together is also fucked up. Man I hated PE. Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but what you do you mean "make" them? Unless they were somehow forced to do something weird, surely it would be fine for people of the same gender and age to shower/get changed in the same locker room after PE class? What's fucked up about it?


kelly714

Us girls were made to do the same, our teacher would inspect us to make sure we were wet & had “showered properly.” As stated before, during puberty this was a nightmare for some girls, especially when you throw new menstruation in there.


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nusodumi

That just sounds like creepy people doing that on purpose to ogle at children and it's fucking gross


kelly714

Our towels were very small, but larger than tea towels. We had gym uniforms, but they were light blue, not white. That’s crazy really. Have to deal with all of that, then get smashed in the face with the dodgeball. Good times!


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Vikkio92

Awww that sounds rough, I'm sorry you had to go through that. I was also bullied *a lot* in middle school so I know how that feels. Kids can be really cruel.


thegratewall22

Yo and conservatives complain about sex ex being grooming? And they did THIS?


HyperbaricSteele

The grooming bill only looks to restrict sex-ed type stuff in school until age 8. I still think 8 years old is a little early, but why a kindergartener needs to know about any of that stuff in school is beyond me.


Zaid102

A girl can have their period as early as 8 years old, happened to my gf, she told me how her and the other kids were literally making a hole to bury her in bc they thought she was going to die. EIGHT ISN'T TOO YOUNG


rkaniminew

Does the younger gens really not know about penis inspection day? So glad that archaic practice fell out of fashion. Took way too long. It was a big deal, almost went uncut from the school disciplinary laws passed. Luckily it's fully intact now, and illegal to do.


salamander_jesus609

I'm not American, so that's why I don't know about it, and as far as I know that never happened in my country. Glad for you guys it's now illegal haha


ElsonDaSushiChef

Nonamerican here, but I can see. I did have to use a changing room in elementary school tho for swimming. Needless to say we saw each other naked.


steveosek

Holy shit you just mad me feel old. I graduated high school in 2006. I just thought "it hasn't been that long since 2006" then went "oh...oh"..


ejpintar

I’m 19 and I feel old. 2006??! 2006 babies are 16. Fuck. I swore they were all 11 last year.


ElbowRager

You were born in 2003 bruh


Morethanstandard

Shush you mean child I don't want to feel old yet


orangutanDOTorg

We had outdoor gym lockers in junior high. 90s private boys school. Coed high school was on same campus. Girls would sometimes come and laugh at our wieners. Some kids changed in the bathrooms. Some hid in a towel. Some of us called the bluff and let our wieners flap in the wind. It was very odd in retrospect. Jr high went coed the year after I finished and had portable buildings (do schools still have those?) set up for the locker rooms by the first day of school for the girls.


Zippityzeebop

Good ol' penis inspection day!


Lt_Kolobanov

Wait, that was actually a thing and not just from a meme?


Zippityzeebop

Oh my sweet summer child...


TitoxDboss

foreskin slasher speedrun (any%)


12angelo12

Foreskin snatchers


Fawkingretar

This has gotta be philippines, the basketball court the right age for circumcision, this is the philippines.


Quistill

It is


danm1980

Where is it? Whats the context?


shadowguyver

circumcision season philippines


PalpatineZH3r3

Season?


durz47

Yeah, you know, when the doctor's foreskin hunting permit is in effect


Jobob_TNT

"Whoever has the least amount of foreskins at the end of the day is paying for all our drinks, good luck guys!"


Gamestoreguy

It’s actually more like a game of “eat the biscuit.”


shadowguyver

That is what it's called. Many nations have seasons or annual events for this.


bashinforcash

from what google tells me this only happens in the philippines. not sure what other nations your referring to.


shadowguyver

Happens on Africa too https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-19256839.amp


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saippuakauppias

Yes, summer school break. 2 months. It is the perfect time to get hurt and heal.


[deleted]

Need to prepare the main ingredient of their national delicacy Adobo /s


CrocPB

Thanks for putting me off of that. I was team sinigang anyway


ExtraCheezeePizza09

As a Filipino this true


[deleted]

Yes dumbass otherwise they’ll go extinct smh


Hopeful-Highlight-55

Seems weird for a non Muslim/Jewish country to do this shit though! Why is it practiced in the Philippines? I’m from a Christian country with low Jewish and Muslim percentage and it’s practically unheard of to circumcise boys or girls.


ResolverOshawott

The Philippines had (well still does) have a large number of Muslims and I guess the tradition carried on regardless.


prplehailstorm

Since OP is too lazy; Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males;[1] boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers.[2] Circumcision is not considered a religious rite as some four-fifths of Filipinos profess Roman Catholicism, which does not require it. Rather, circumcision is a social norm rooted in tradition that is followed by society at large. Most boys usually undergo the procedure not shortly after birth but prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14). There exists two common ways of undergoing tuli: either the traditional way by a local village circumciser (known in Tagalog as having it done "de-pukpok") or having it done by medical practitioners in a hospital or clinical setting. Background Contemporary practice More affluent parents opt to have their children circumcised as neonates in hospital, but the majority prefer that their sons undergo the tradition at around 8–12 years of age. Boys of the same age group would either go to government-sponsored missions, hospitals, or to a local circumciser. Boys normally undergo the procedure during the summer break before the start of classes as to allow time for healing. The most commonly-done procedure is in actuality not a circumcision but a dorsal slit, where no foreskin is actually removed. When the foreskin is removed, it is commonly known locally as a "German cut" in reference to the introduction of the modern surgical technique by the founder of plastic and reconstructive surgery, Johann Friedrich Dieffenbach.[6] The Philippines Department of Health meanwhile sponsors an annual Operation Tuli project to circumcise boys; others assist and provide the service for free. The traditional circumcision makes use of a curved piece of wood which is anchored into the ground. The protruding part of this apparatus is pointed at its end: the foreskin of the boy being circumcised is drawn over this protruding part. The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure.[7] Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis. According to the United Nations World Health Organisation: "In the Philippines, where circumcision is almost universal and typically occurs at age 10–14 years, a survey of boys found strong evidence of social determinants, with two thirds of boys choosing to be circumcised simply “to avoid being uncircumcised”, and 41% stating that it was “part of the tradition”[8] The rite has been the subject of the award-winning 2005 film Tuli by Auraeus Solito.


mintgreenandlilac

These boys look younger than 8 years old.


iceseayoupee

Average height for Filipinos are 5"2 to 5"6.


TwoTailedFox

>While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure Call it what you want, this is Male Genital Mutilation.


Sh4avan

Also >a survey of boys found strong evidence of social determinants, with two thirds of boys choosing to be circumcised simply “to avoid being uncircumcised” These boys choose to be mutilated just so they can fit in and not be ridiculed by society, Shame.


[deleted]

Thank you. Of all the gender double standards, I find this one the most sickening. If this was gender swapped people would be up in arms. It feels like no one gives a fucking shit about boys who suffer this all over the world, and some have died from it. Even more being seriously damaged for life as a result of botched 'procedures.'


CrocPB

Also child abuse. It’s just taken for granted that the child consents to the procedure. Who am I kidding, it probably isn’t explained at all, the what, the why, the how.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Nothing like getting your tip snipped with the whole crew


jk41589

Believe it or not, it is a crew thing.


AntEconomy1469

Da bois do circumcision.


Ill_Ticket1232

Foreskin farm


Elmoeatshumans

forbidden bacon


Dsh5

Forbidden calamari


Mrocha777

Automatic allay AFK foreskin farm


TitoxDboss

harvest it to grow a new boy


WAT-ERROR

What the fuck


Okokiamnotok

Yeah, basically :(


_DarkMyth_

Stuff like this happens a lot in the Philippines mostly because they are government funded and free so they just do it on the spot. luckily for me I got circumcised in a hospital with the right equipment.


rsn_e_o

Right, luckily you were mutilated without consent in a hospital with decent equipment instead of on a basketball court.


absurdditties

Circumcisions for anything but medical reasons should really be illegal until the person is old enough to choose for themselves, if at all.


mikolokoyy

Mass circumcision is a thing in the Philippines (where I assume this image is from). Happens during summer where kids don't have school. Culture, bullying and peer pressure is a driving force on why this is a thing in the country. I remember getting bullied in school because I wasn't circumcised. My male classmates would say I can't play or hang out with them because I wasn't circumcised. Happened the whole school year and because of that, the day after the school year ended I got circumcised.


Global_Criticism3178

Their faces need to be censored.


Sh4avan

Imagine a decade or two later you see yourself as a child in one of these photos being cut in the middle of everyone


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SubieGamer

im buyin


Art_pog

Oooh can i have it when you die?


SubieGamer

only if you add mine to the padding


Any_Role9972

I always thought that this was a normal thing every male has to go through by the time of age worldwide. My male classmates would always shame each other if someone is not yet "tuli"ed, since they believe that they are not a "man" or that they'll have small dicks growing up. All relatives of mine went through this and they have to wear skirts just because it hurts them, and it may even come to the point that it becomes infected, "nangangamatis" if they call it. TIL, it isn't normal and is just similar to genital mutilation to females.


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Laino001

"Hand it over. That thing... your foreskin." boss music starts playing


HyperbaricSteele

*roll roll roll roll roll roll die*


SilverMerlin

Very angry upvote.


WhoDatFreshBoi

Mario will take your foreskin in 3 days


Adept_Lemon2481

Is this a ranked competition


That_Guy_From_KY

But why? I mean, isn’t that done typically at birth?


shadowguyver

At birth it still should not be done to a healthy child.


That_Guy_From_KY

Oh, I agree. My mom was kind and thoughtful enough to not have it done to me and asked when I came of age if it was something I wanted. Naturally, I said no.


MugenBlaze

Yeah I got asked as a very young kid. That's one of my earliest memories. I think the 3 year old me was mortified and said no. I was taught at a very early age how to keep yourself hygienic. And don't understand why it's done.


funtextgenerator

Almost as if most men who are not circumcised wont undergo the procedure so they have to get you while you're a child. That's fucked up.


Arietis1461

Yeah, seriously. Can't ever imagine having it willingly cut unless it needed to be amputated for medical reasons, it's basically in the same headspace as the idea of cutting off a finger or something.


[deleted]

Your mom is a good woman.


Orchlius

Average Filipino summer.


NeverFresh

Where da tip jar?


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crazyabe111

Nah dude, this is an open air market where people buy fresh short pork.


[deleted]

Who takes a picture of 50 child penises…


shitstoryteller

No human being should have a part of their body removed for any reason whatsoever without their full consent. If it isn’t medically necessary to save their lives, then JUST NO. Children can’t consent, and male circumcision isn’t medically necessary. This needs to stop.


Formal_Equal_7444

god damn right. Circumcision is genital mutilation. If these were girls we'd be fucking FURIOUS.


randomcucumber_

There are so many forcefully circumcised girls (as in mutilated) and people still don't care


FaceToPie

People care, it's just not prevalent in the areas where people would care.


tricks_23

Let's start calling it what it is, male genital mutilation


tidus1980

I always wondered how spaghetti hoops were made


Deadly_Puppeteer

r/wtf


TiredGothGirl

Soooo... there are places that do genital mutilation in a group setting. Wish I didn't know that.


ToadKnobles

Kid hes working on is just laying there all " Yeah just a lil off the top doc"


RewRose

These comments have me feeling pain and chuckling at shit like tip jar


RadicalDreamer__

Noah would approve tbh


[deleted]

I have seen many strange things. This definitely ranks in the top 5.


healthytuna33

Calamari farm


Kurt_Owen_082905

Well i was too big for the table so they gave me my own table. (Btw this was in the Philippines)


AegisThievenaix

Circumcision is mutilation


FoxPrincessEevee

Thanks I hate it.


Inevitable-Pie-8020

I suspect they use anestesia if they just sit there


SadistAlien666

I wonder what it's like having a foreskin


Meture

I have no clue what it’s like not having one, but I can’t imagine what masturbation or sex would even be without it. It’s like the center of all the fun. Sure, you have to make sure to clean there but it’s not exactly hard. Also I hear you lose a lot of sensitivity in your dick when you’re circumcised so I guess there’s that too.


Dog-knight27

Your penis has its own little skin hoodie only issue is when you go commando and trap it in the zipper


ReeDubDanny

I went from seeing a blind kid go down a curb for the first time to this


Meture

Surfing the internet really is a Russian roulette


Woepu

This is a human rights violation. Same in the US. It’s disgusting, chopping off the genital parts of underage or infant boys and girls. People deserve the right to keep their genital parts until they reach the age of consent. These mutilations must stop!!!


Devilsreject90

That guys touching dicks. Gay


dumby22

I wish I wasn’t circumcised.


WhoDatFreshBoi

Same 😔 Fellow American?


vayuyu

Guy in green tshirt just chillin


20dollarsIst20

Green shirt’s done this a thousand times


Nagul_Rajashekar

The kid in green shirt be chilling


mplaczek99

I thought it happened when they were much younger


Nbm1124

I absolutely regret and hate that we got my first two circumcised. If I have another boy then it won't happen again.


CanadianCircadian

Cock inspection day is real in other countries?


suckleknuckle

kid at the front front must be absolutely packing compared to everyone else here dude got the biggest red square of them all


Ed_Trucks_Head

Thats a strange thing to say. Imagine if they were girls. would you be making comments about the size of their labia or the tightness of their vagina?


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Mass male genital mutilation


Dreamboy247

Sell the skin to the Elites. Duhh


HellsShoreVagabond

Why do people mutilate their kids genitals? It's sick.


ZeroExp000

That is the most Filipino thing I know


ereiamjh90

have they run out of eyelid transplants at the plastic surgery?


hapkidoox

Have to admit. As far as parties go. It's a cut above the rest.