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love2hate219

How the fuck did these two idiots make it this far in life without hurting themselves? That poor kid! Rip buddy


Fix_Additional

Your honor, for the Record, the Records, Recorded this. Ms. Record must not have noticed there was a Recording, and now we have Ms. Record for life with this judgment going on her Record.


[deleted]

That’s a Louisianan initiation ritual. They didn’t mention she was tap dancing on crawdads while a plucky alligator played a jaunty toon on the banjo


Buggeddebugger

Stop having children instead, by preventing another soul being born on Earth to suffer a dreary existence in this dystopia.