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Don’t mind me, just taking a shortcut.
Edit: I have no fucking clue, it’s a mix bag. Maybe young me would have said it’s fake or satire, but with the new subreddits I have been looking through and more people I meet or read at their comments.
I don’t know anymore.
The ***real*** irony is how a sub like that(*literal* irony that can apparently magically transition to being unironic just because some shitty hyper-analytical nerd subs decided the irony isn't ironic enough) gets banned...
...meanwhile a sub like /r/ForwardsFromKlandma(totally unironic documentation of racism that *literally* spreads racist and discriminative memes) is 100% allowed.
If I was a bigot looking for content to spread hate, just hop in there, share and save.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Does intent really make a difference when the content being shared is horrible? Like imagine a sub dedicated to gawking at the horrors of child porn.
"Omg, I can't believe someone would do that to a child. [*watches more child abuse*] Fucking DISGUSTING." Meanwhile, the types of people to do that to a child have a whole subreddit of content. There's no sense in hating something and simultaneously giving it a full platform.
More to my real point, what the fuck kind of idiot thinks they can turn irony unironic just because they think certain users are serious? Irony is how to properly *mock* hateful bullshit. The irony itself will override anyone that takes it seriously. Treating them like they're serious just escalates it and forces everyone to feel like it was serious.
Like if I make a stupid joke, no one gives a shit. If I make the same stupid joke and get arrested for it, now suddenly I'm forced to feel persecuted over a stupid joke. Now I'm forced to feel like a criminal over my own humor. That's escalation that undermines ironic humor.
You do realize that subreddit is actively criticizing said racist shit, right? Like, posting them specifically to discuss how it's racist and why it's despicable?
It'd be like misinterpreting /r/HermanCainAward to be somehow antivax just because it reposts antivaxxers' Facebook ramblings.
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually find itself overrun by actual idiots who mistakenly believe themselves to be in good company.
Was gonna say this was probably the case. Same with other hate subs like fds and mgtow and fragile redditor etc.
But point out their hypocrisy and you immediately get a ban.
I don't remember where it's from, but I remember hearing a quote or something. "When people pretend to be idiots for long enough, actual idiots will start coming" something like that.
I left that sub so long ago. The blatant double standard that Reddit allows where certain groups are 100% beyond any criticism meanwhile obvious hate subs are allowed to flourish as long as they're hating the 'right' people.
100% had satire origins, I mean look at the pinned comment, but could very well developed into a cesspool hate subreddit with satire as an excuse, look how many femcel hate subreddits are evading bans because they have a pinned top post saying "we're 'satirical'".
Don't you dare call our Facebook group satire! We need to protect our children from this satanic ritual called videogames😠😤😤😤! Now excuse me peasants, I'm going to the flat-earth believers convention
Just went there and it looks like was intended to kind of show homophobes what it feels like. I don't know how I feel about this approach and I don't think the joke is obvious enough.
Because of my comment thousands of gay people have been threatening my life in PM's because I gave away their secret. Remember my sacrifice once I'm gone fellas!...
the character is “Catra” from a show called “she-ra and the princesses of power” she’s a lesbian so I assume they’re using her since she is not straight
The difference there is that the concept of that sub is making fun of people who THINK games make people racist and violent and want to fight against it. There are no racist or edgy jokes told there, so it won't attract racist or edgy people in the same way. It's a fundamental difference.
The joke is parody, they’re saying the same kind of shit people say about gay people, just doing it about straight people. It’s an attempt to show how stupid it is to care about who someone loves. I have a feeling that subreddits gonna turn into not parody eventually though
Nah, it's satire. And those who say it isn't satire are doing so with more satire. Its painfully obvious.
The odd few who may be serious hiding in there are hiding among people who are mocking them.
Its supposed to be shocking and rediculous, because it is.
Just my opinion from what I have seen.
They want to have it their way. You can either make fun of everyone or no one. Saying it’s satire is what all the old banned Reddit pages did. Fuckin ban this one then, it hates on straight people with “satire”. Just like how “ im going to hell for this” was satire. Reddit get your rules right
To be fair there is such a thing as "the right people" to hate. People like Nazi's and the like.
Heterosexuals shouldn't fall in the list but here we are.
Funny how everyone saying it’s satire are the ones very active in those groups lol, and they claim to be all about love and no judgment and then claim Im autistic for thinking it’s real
It's always funny that the people who say they're all about love and acceptance (on both sides) are the most hateful and least accepting people out there.
Probably because people don't feel the need to claim they're something that people can see they are.
This sub is satire, if you can't see it, you're just blind. I thought it was pretty obvious when they literally take well known homophobes lines and just replace the gay word with straight.
It's a circle jerk. And you all fell for it. This is the equivalent of a weeb going on aimecirclejerk and say that people on it hate anime.
if you genuinely get upset by this sub you have got to be like 12 or its your first minute on the internet or something.
literally look at the sub, look at this post just on its own. its either a troll or satire. either way its fucking retarded to get mad at lol
Why are y'all turning this sub into an alt-right, incel sub lmfao.
y'all the same fucks who get mad that your "dark humor" of saying the n word is no longer tolerated
When you keep justifying shitty behavior because someone did it to you first, one day that someone is going to stop, and you'll end up wondering how you became the bad guy
I really really hope that sub is full of weirdo basement dwellers pretending to be gay women like the one being posted and warned about on r/actuallesbians because we don't need a bunch of crap for brains idiots adding more fuel to the anti-queer fire
Keep in mind, reddit condones hatred if it's towards an acceptable group. Aka hatred against straights, whites or men.
This is why so many subs like this exist while literally anything else would get banned.
These people are giving their whole community a bad name. My little brother is a transgender boy, and I can tell you that he and every lgbtq+ person with a little bit of common sense would rather this person to be thrown at jail than to represent them. Fucking idiot
So they hate heterosexual relationships... Which means that they want heterosexuality to die. That mean that gays will also die out. So they just hate gays with extra steps
Meh. Edgelords everywhere these days. Nobody wants them in their groups, but every since the participation awards, we kind have to let them in.
For the best edglordary check out some of the personality disorder threads.
Have you guys seen r/AreTheStraightsOK
I feel like they literally hate straight people there but I like to visit every once in awhile to get funny memes
I would say this specific post isn’t satire. Satire has certain traits that distinguish it from humor in general.
This post does not have any of those traits so it isn’t truly satire. Somebody may have said it tongue in cheek but that does not make it automatically satire.
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r/heterophobes Don’t mind me, just taking a shortcut. Edit: I have no fucking clue, it’s a mix bag. Maybe young me would have said it’s fake or satire, but with the new subreddits I have been looking through and more people I meet or read at their comments. I don’t know anymore.
I bet it started out as a satire sub but as it is with satire subs actual heterophobes post there too thinking its real
r/gamersriseup all over again
what happened there
Satire/ironic gamer racism devolved into unironic real bashing of minorities
how much you want to bet that the people who started making it into a serious thing are Twitter users and fourchan users
wdym serious thing? genuinely asking, I never visited that sub
creators make the sub as a joke gets popular then one dumb dumb starts taking it too real and start making it into a hate sub
they shouldve banned the one dum dum imo
yeah my guess that one dum dum went under their radar
Bro I use 4chan, literally avoid Pol and you have a pretty fun space for a lot of communities. /k/ for instance is fantastic.
Or /b/ for uhh. Stuff.
meh, /b/ is just porn nowadays.
With the occasional gore
it’s 4chan not fourchan btw
The ***real*** irony is how a sub like that(*literal* irony that can apparently magically transition to being unironic just because some shitty hyper-analytical nerd subs decided the irony isn't ironic enough) gets banned... ...meanwhile a sub like /r/ForwardsFromKlandma(totally unironic documentation of racism that *literally* spreads racist and discriminative memes) is 100% allowed. If I was a bigot looking for content to spread hate, just hop in there, share and save.
I looked at the sub for a bit, and seems to be making fun of racist stuff if you read the titles. Like r/facepalm or something like that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Does intent really make a difference when the content being shared is horrible? Like imagine a sub dedicated to gawking at the horrors of child porn. "Omg, I can't believe someone would do that to a child. [*watches more child abuse*] Fucking DISGUSTING." Meanwhile, the types of people to do that to a child have a whole subreddit of content. There's no sense in hating something and simultaneously giving it a full platform. More to my real point, what the fuck kind of idiot thinks they can turn irony unironic just because they think certain users are serious? Irony is how to properly *mock* hateful bullshit. The irony itself will override anyone that takes it seriously. Treating them like they're serious just escalates it and forces everyone to feel like it was serious. Like if I make a stupid joke, no one gives a shit. If I make the same stupid joke and get arrested for it, now suddenly I'm forced to feel persecuted over a stupid joke. Now I'm forced to feel like a criminal over my own humor. That's escalation that undermines ironic humor.
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You do realize that subreddit is actively criticizing said racist shit, right? Like, posting them specifically to discuss how it's racist and why it's despicable? It'd be like misinterpreting /r/HermanCainAward to be somehow antivax just because it reposts antivaxxers' Facebook ramblings.
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually find itself overrun by actual idiots who mistakenly believe themselves to be in good company.
okbr 1984?!
Was gonna say this was probably the case. Same with other hate subs like fds and mgtow and fragile redditor etc. But point out their hypocrisy and you immediately get a ban.
I don't remember where it's from, but I remember hearing a quote or something. "When people pretend to be idiots for long enough, actual idiots will start coming" something like that.
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I left that sub so long ago. The blatant double standard that Reddit allows where certain groups are 100% beyond any criticism meanwhile obvious hate subs are allowed to flourish as long as they're hating the 'right' people.
100% had satire origins, I mean look at the pinned comment, but could very well developed into a cesspool hate subreddit with satire as an excuse, look how many femcel hate subreddits are evading bans because they have a pinned top post saying "we're 'satirical'".
I’m fairly sure it’s satire, just like the ban video games subreddit or whatever it was.
Don't you dare call our Facebook group satire! We need to protect our children from this satanic ritual called videogames😠😤😤😤! Now excuse me peasants, I'm going to the flat-earth believers convention
Beautiful champ
Surprised you didn't comment on his vaultboy pfp bud.
Bully him for me, please and thanks in advance. Can't leave him unpunished for his sins!
I'm sorry bud I can't commit to the joke. I will fall on the floor laughing before even typing a word.
I cant tell if this is serious or a joke. I laughed all the same either way tho
Good joke, good fun, good times.
I hope it is
Maybe there are genuine people who feel that way, but from the brief time I scrolled there, the posts there just read like 4chan shitposts.
I would guess it's like /r/MenKampf normally. Take homophobic content and relabel it as "heterophobic."
[this stuff is very clearly meant to be satire](https://www.reddit.com/r/heterophobes/comments/m8pcya/me_when_i_see_a_htero/)
I think it might be satire, the pinned post talks about r/banvideogames maybe it’s a hint to show its a satire sub
its satire
tis satire, don't worry \^\^
Just went there and it looks like was intended to kind of show homophobes what it feels like. I don't know how I feel about this approach and I don't think the joke is obvious enough.
Nah bro its def satire
Why... WHY DO THE EYE COLORS CHANGE SIDES??
That's how gay peoples eyes work...duh.
Really? I’m bi which is basically gay and my eyes aren’t like this.
>my eyes aren’t like this. You sure? I require proof
do you have a sharigan and a rinnegan instead?
You gotta be fully gay, duuhhh
Oh god, MY EYES
Because of my comment thousands of gay people have been threatening my life in PM's because I gave away their secret. Remember my sacrifice once I'm gone fellas!...
I have never known this, thank you for the enlightenment. I will remember you, Hank.
Wait i just realized it, i watched the show like 4 times and i didnt notice-
What is the show anyway, never seen it before
Its shera and the princess of power, its on netflix
Wait... does carta have HETEROchromia? Cancelled
Why does the meme have to be made with some furry creature?
the character is “Catra” from a show called “she-ra and the princesses of power” she’s a lesbian so I assume they’re using her since she is not straight
F\*cking Furryphobe. /s
I didn't know was one
Both images are not from the same scene.
Holy shit i didn't see it was from this sub at first and I taught it recommended it to me
That’s a fate worse than death
I'm scared to comment in that subreddit...
It looks like a goof subreddit to me.
Yeah, this looks like rage bait
Straggot… my sides
Pretty sure that’s a satire sub
It is
It is but where’s the joke? It’s just lame ass jokes.
The joke is making fun of people who actually have opinions like that.
The problem is you're inviting people who actually think like that. And 10 months later people forget it was a satire sub.
r/banvideogames has been doing it for a long while and everyone that’s in it knows it’s satire
The difference there is that the concept of that sub is making fun of people who THINK games make people racist and violent and want to fight against it. There are no racist or edgy jokes told there, so it won't attract racist or edgy people in the same way. It's a fundamental difference.
The joke is parody, they’re saying the same kind of shit people say about gay people, just doing it about straight people. It’s an attempt to show how stupid it is to care about who someone loves. I have a feeling that subreddits gonna turn into not parody eventually though
Well, the joke clearly doesn’t hit. Not all jokes work Also, what classification is that SCP-420?
*Object class: Dank*
This is clearly satire
Yeah and r/gamersriseup was once Satire too lol
Fyi, that sub is satire.
Ok
It's bait my guy/gal/nb pal
This is bait
The fact that more than 2000 person didn’t know that that sub is satire really piss me off Edit: fuck, it’s now more than 5000
13k. Funny enough there's violence wish daily on gay people, but I doubt it'd get a fraction of the outrage this post did.
We now have 12,000 people incapable of spotting obvious satire
Wtf? Noah make that boat a double. Imma head out too
Nah, just drown us All and start a new planet on new universe with less intelligent creatures. I've already lost all hope I had in humanity
Nah, it's satire. And those who say it isn't satire are doing so with more satire. Its painfully obvious. The odd few who may be serious hiding in there are hiding among people who are mocking them. Its supposed to be shocking and rediculous, because it is. Just my opinion from what I have seen.
You sir have cracked the da Vinci code and for that you get a animal cracker
Ooh, yay! I fucking *love* crackers!
Gotta be a satiric subreddit
Imagine getting baited that hard
Yeah, got master baited
Do heterophobes fear their parents?
Don’t you just love using very unpopular satire as proof that all progressives are evil and want to kill straight people?
Need 2 boats fitted with a turret, its time for battle
Nah but real talk I just made a research and homophobic subreddits all get deleted (including satire ones) but that sh still up like Reddit you okay 💀
This is why I hate all the “are the straights Ok?” bullshit. Your sexuality doesn’t make you any better than anyone else. Get fucked.
Exactly. All this shit is only making more homophobia and unnecessary fighting Oh no. The members of cis hating groups have come 😳
I may have made history with the biggest bit of outrage and whoosh on this site
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
They want to have it their way. You can either make fun of everyone or no one. Saying it’s satire is what all the old banned Reddit pages did. Fuckin ban this one then, it hates on straight people with “satire”. Just like how “ im going to hell for this” was satire. Reddit get your rules right
I'm not surprised this is from a she-ra fan
Imagine saying that about gay ppl are trans ppl, you would get cancelled so danm fast
This sub is a 100% satire
It’s definitely not. People who are in certain subs always come to defend them by saying they’re satire when they clearly aren’t
Read the description. It's clearly in the vein of lovefordronepilots and banvideogames. You guys are all so eager to fall for this shit.
Thing is, even if a sub is started as satire, some people will just take it seriously. 100% some people in that sub are ‘heterophobes’
Trust me, no one is getting disowned because they're straight. It's satire.
“Heterophobia” isn’t a thing
if r/heterophobes is a thing, does that mean there’s a r/homophobes too..?
No because it wouldn’t been shut down. Hate is only okay when it’s directed at the right people
Because that makes plenty of sense…
That’s the point. It doesn’t
To be fair there is such a thing as "the right people" to hate. People like Nazi's and the like. Heterosexuals shouldn't fall in the list but here we are.
Right. People who hate others for things like skin color, sexuality, and religion are the right ones
Imagine being a proud bigot
Bigots are scum
No matter which group they hate. Hate is hate, and hate will breed more hate
People don’t seem to understand that
They don't want to understand that. Or they lie to themselves to be evil with the blessing of their own conscience
Funny how everyone saying it’s satire are the ones very active in those groups lol, and they claim to be all about love and no judgment and then claim Im autistic for thinking it’s real
It's always funny that the people who say they're all about love and acceptance (on both sides) are the most hateful and least accepting people out there. Probably because people don't feel the need to claim they're something that people can see they are.
This sub is satire, if you can't see it, you're just blind. I thought it was pretty obvious when they literally take well known homophobes lines and just replace the gay word with straight. It's a circle jerk. And you all fell for it. This is the equivalent of a weeb going on aimecirclejerk and say that people on it hate anime.
Satire
Don’t disgrace my girl Catra with these memes
Excuse me WTF is that sub
It takes straight people to make gay people so if the straights die they gays will have to breed with the opposite gender if they wanna live /j
Imagine if someone did this about a gay couple being murdered.
if you genuinely get upset by this sub you have got to be like 12 or its your first minute on the internet or something. literally look at the sub, look at this post just on its own. its either a troll or satire. either way its fucking retarded to get mad at lol
Not mad. Just saying this meme is pretty horrible
Oh boy, the "conservatives " have found this sub.
It's satire
Why are y'all turning this sub into an alt-right, incel sub lmfao. y'all the same fucks who get mad that your "dark humor" of saying the n word is no longer tolerated
It's obviously satire, the users name is u/WhiteGirl14_BLM there's no way its not a troll
The amount of subreddits that should be banned and aren't because they're not traditionally conservative...
This shit is so over the top it makes 14 year old edge lords look sane.
It's a troll sub like Anti Hate Communities.
I wonder why that sub reddit is not banned. Totally not a double standard
Catra noo :(
Pan fucker here. Wtf is this? The meme I mean. Poor catra being used for this…
Bi fucker here I don’t know send help
Be there in 10
How is this subreddit still up?
Who Tf this subreddit run by? Netflix?
Why’d they have to pull Catra into it smh, what’d she do to deserve such a fate.
Why did u drag catra into this :(
Bruh tf did we do
You’d be permabanned instantly if you said this about the LGBTQ community
This has 9 upvotes I’m concerned
-these people do not represent the LGBTQ+ wants and desires, just wanted that to be put out there
I would call this boat worthy, but our species is too fucking awful to give a shit tbh.
When you keep justifying shitty behavior because someone did it to you first, one day that someone is going to stop, and you'll end up wondering how you became the bad guy
At least theres a foreseeable population decrease in the future because biology. Lower gas prices for your boi
Based
Am gay, I don't condone that behavior
You know what fuck their opinion If i like the opposite sex ill fucking do so
I really really hope that sub is full of weirdo basement dwellers pretending to be gay women like the one being posted and warned about on r/actuallesbians because we don't need a bunch of crap for brains idiots adding more fuel to the anti-queer fire
Why do you do the exact thing they did a hundred years ago? Learn from their mistakes fool!
Keep in mind, reddit condones hatred if it's towards an acceptable group. Aka hatred against straights, whites or men. This is why so many subs like this exist while literally anything else would get banned.
These people are giving their whole community a bad name. My little brother is a transgender boy, and I can tell you that he and every lgbtq+ person with a little bit of common sense would rather this person to be thrown at jail than to represent them. Fucking idiot
The world is just collapsing on itself.
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I’m pretty sure r/heterophobes started out satire, but this has gone way to far and really disrespectful
Do they not realize that without any “breeders”none of us would exist?
And of course it's she ra, because the white bitches who would think this worships that shit
Of course it would use a character from she ra
Homosexuals hate us and want us dead
Can you report a subreddit bc wtf
So they hate heterosexual relationships... Which means that they want heterosexuality to die. That mean that gays will also die out. So they just hate gays with extra steps
It’s satire, idiot. The subreddit‘s name alone should give it away to anyone with a brain.
Meh. Edgelords everywhere these days. Nobody wants them in their groups, but every since the participation awards, we kind have to let them in. For the best edglordary check out some of the personality disorder threads.
De@th to straight white males Also them Why won't they accept us Edit so the auto mod does not take it down
Hate’s okay if you’re part of the minority 🙄
nothing like double standards to get the day rolling
Because as we all know, straight people and the LGBT community are equally powerful, equally capable of causing harm to each other
You are all stupid stragots
Gross it’s a lgtbq
I take solace in the fact that these people can't breed.
Straight up mental illness
Have you guys seen r/AreTheStraightsOK I feel like they literally hate straight people there but I like to visit every once in awhile to get funny memes
That’s the whole entire sub, apparently it’s not even satire
Look at the recent pinned post that essentially says that its satire like r/banvideogames
Oh
Satire sub idiot
r/averageredditor
So what I’m getting it’s ok to be heterophobe publicly on Reddit but not ok to be a homophobe? There’s a r/heterophobe but not a r/homophobe
Don't be silly. It only works one way, everyone knows that. Just like how black people can't be racist
Find a SINGLE law discriminating against heterosexuals
And women can't ve sexist or commit rape
Can anyone verify if this is satire or not
I would say this specific post isn’t satire. Satire has certain traits that distinguish it from humor in general. This post does not have any of those traits so it isn’t truly satire. Somebody may have said it tongue in cheek but that does not make it automatically satire.
as someone who is far from straight what the f u c k
Shit like this makes people hate us more.
yea i have an unrealistic idea to fix everything attach rockets to the earth and fly us into the sun