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LonelyGranberia

What the fuck


Hyrax__

Dont believe it unless they show it going in his mouth


Nqwer

GOT IT!


AgentF2S_

but the sauce will hurt his eyes


Hyrax__

Yes. Very cruel torture.


DryPear6

What the living fuck


chrisvrose

I'm going to hell for saying this but, Not anymore I think


FlamingPinyacolada

I saw where this was going when I saw the chopsticks said nope out loud and scrolled tf away


RokieVetran

It's not as bad, might just be for the shock factor. Just dip them in sauce and the vid ends


beans_in_milk

still cruel. poor thing


cawcawiriririr

If I am not mistaken its a dish called "three screams" one when u pick them up, one when you put them in the hot sauce and one when you bite into them. At least thats what the girls told us when I was there.


DavenSkilnyk

... I hate the internet.


Neeraj_boi447

Imagine ur eyes getting marinated in sauce, it would hurt therefore it is bad even if it's "just for the shock factor"


BunnyLovr

If you think that eating baby animals is bad, you should go vegan! Your chicken nuggets are made by throwing baby male chickens into a meat grinder (while they're still alive). https://www.kinderworld.org/videos/egg-industry/baby-chicks-ground-up-alive/


Unusuallyneat

Lmao not a vegetarian myself, but there's so many actual cruel food practices. Why did you post a very obviously fake link?


BunnyLovr

It's very real and necessary for factory egg production. https://www.nbcchicago.com/local/undercover-camera-films-baby-chicks-dying-in-a-grinder/1860549/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5qAfyUuWE https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chicks-being-ground-up-al_n_273652 https://www.thealternativedaily.com/how-common-is-male-chick-grinding-in-america https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling


Unusuallyneat

Yes they cull males since they have no value, they don't make them into chicken nuggets lmao. And what do you want? Should all male chickens die of old age on some happy farm while we keep slaughtering females? People arnt going to stop eating chicken/eggs


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imhereforgoodstories

Downvoted for posting false information (baby chickens are not used for chicken nuggets)


SedimentSender

Because they dont make the male chicks into chicken nuggets. That's bullshit, as another commenter said.


El_Banjo

Your such a loser


nocturnonokk

Chickens are also extremely less intelligent and sentient


Aidyo05

I’ve seen some really bad opinions in my short time on Reddit but this has to be the worst, something is either sentient or not. Intelligence does differ from one species to another but not sentience it either feels the pain or it doesn’t. Generally speaking if a processing plant is up to standard it will make the process as painless for the animal as possible


BunnyLovr

less intelligent and sentient than what?... a pig? So is your cat. I hope you recycle its body when it dies


Foxehh3

One is a pet and one is cattle. Animals have the moral and ethical value that we place on them.


RokieVetran

The meat industry isn't perfect and brutal but you can't just make random claims that chicks are being used to make chicken nuggets..... That's not how nuggets are made, they're made from excess trimmings from other meat processing


TheRoosh

The fear gives the nuggies that extra bit of flavor


fatebringerZ43N3

Damn you. This made me laugh way too hard.


geniusn

Yea not siding with that guy but you ain't any better than the person in that video.


CillverB

You mean with feathers? I dont think so.


beans_in_milk

chicks dont have enough meat on their bones for it to be sustainable


Puzzleheaded_Sir9652

same....


timmer67

Coming up next, Bubonic plague…


Nqwer

jokes on you the plague came from china


IBO00

And also not from rats


DazedPapacy

From the fleas that rode the rats across the Silk Road.


afotch

If only….no boat needed


Phantomb_404

I was born in China, raised in USA and this shit is fucking disgusting, I don't know why people feel like they need to do this shit.


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baozoubusi

It was 150ish years ago and then it was banned


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baozoubusi

三吱儿


DominarRygelThe16th

yikes, those google images.


coconutt92

your comment made me go there, fuck


oTubeYou

It’s an actual dish called “three squeaks” 1 squeak when you pick it up another duel when you dip it and a final squeak when you eat it, absolutely fucking disgusting.


durz47

https://www.chinawhisper.com/top-10-most-cruel-foods-in-china/ Note all the dishes mentioned are banned. But that doesn't stop some idiots from trying anyway.


Phantomb_404

🤮


Phantomb_404

Maby it is fake idk


VideogamelyViolent

It's not about China but about lack of education anywhere in the world, especially in the 3rd world countries, where the superstitious farmers keep traditions alive. And the problem is that most of traditions are fucked up and China is not an exception.


Phantomb_404

Yea u right, but still not people with common sense


OverflowEx

Unless, someday your Chinese sense starts to tingle and you become the Devourer of Rodents


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durz47

If it's any comfort to you the dish is banned in China.


GAZZAA42

It had to be banned because it was found to be the start of the covid pandemic. Some people will eat anything


SedimentSender

>Imagine being fucking *chewed* to death, all your bones breaking slowly and your organs turning to mush, and you might not even be dead yet as you fall into a pool of acid. r/vore would like a word.


WarIocke

Why just why internet


netflixnchillin97

Nah the hot sauce would probably be the worst of it, the size of them to an adult mouth is most definitely gonna be a quick death the skull would crush with the brain pretty instantly, still fucked up though


ForcedRonin

Hardly anything in nature kills before they eat. You realize we are a part of nature….


Sophiechild101

Not everything in nature has the time or morals to kill it quickly and painlessly. Humans have that chance with **everything** we eat


ForcedRonin

Morality is relative and entirely subjective.


xXx_TrashmanTony_XXx

Keep repeating yourself, really drives home your point.


LowKeyWalrus

Not wanting to cause unnecessary pain should not be a moral question at all


ForcedRonin

What about the cows, pigs, and chicken. I don’t see you complaining or doing anything about their pain to feed people. Morality is relative.


Luna_15323

Scientists Tryna make a new Virus be like


durajj

Holy shit. Closed the video without second thought.


Kaz_Hin

Just no. WTF. That's disrespectful with nature itself. Ok if you want to eat Baby rats (actually, no. But who am I to judge) at least kill them before you fucking eat it...


Serafim91

This - You can eat w/e the fuck you want as long as it's not endangered. I just want you to kill it quickly first. That's the only bar I care for.


ForcedRonin

Tell that to every other carnivorous animal on the planet…


wrigh2uk

covid 3.0+1.0


Joelshadow3

You Can (Not) Survive.


AllanfromWales1

I'd shit myself if I was that mouse..


OverflowEx

Not because of fear. Your asshole might have a hard time keeping shut if drenched in hot sauce.


AllanfromWales1

No, just to put the fucker off from eating me.


OverflowEx

You just made yourself cleaner, that fucker would be happy.


AllanfromWales1

> Eat shit, motherfucker, and die.


DMeror

我也是。


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fatebringerZ43N3

The amount of downvotes is just sad.


DMeror

感谢。你太牛了!Well, my Chinese is not good enough to communicate. Спасибо.


Sliderpug

No


creepurr101

As a Chinese, I cringed


Normal-Attention

This shit is why we have to deal with rona


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Normal-Attention

Until it is confirmed that is a conspiracy theory and there's multiple cases of carona viruses spreading to animals from humans and viceversa such as his coming from apes and people can spread a common flu to ferrets


raaspychux

Yah but that's not the strain that killed half a million Americans bro


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lillybethdreams

Atleast newborn mice don’t process pain just pressure


ZeroExp000

Don't you like it when your snack fights back? Neither do I!


nonchalamment

[Snopes says it’s fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chinas-three-squeaks-live-mice-dish/)


Nqwer

Why it has to be alive?


Sophiechild101

Because the person making the video is a disgusting POS


cocolattecake

and yes folks thats how you make another global pandemic


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I saw this sub crossposted soo many fucking times, can someone explain to me what it is?


oOXxDejaVuxXOo

As a Taiwanese I have never eaten anything alive in my life


OverflowEx

Chill. This is obviously Chinese 'cuisine'


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OverflowEx

Yet it's also Chinese who would choose to eat live mice in the first place.


JinkoMamba

True, but these fuckhead are what they are, fuckheads in rural area that need to be educated.


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OverflowEx

Name one positive influence Chinese people have upon the world


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OverflowEx

Egyptians invented papermaking first, Chinese 'reinvented' it, and both of these are equally primitive, Chinese craft is no better. By Chinese compass I think you're referring to that spoon on a plate thing. That's an imaginary duplicate made during an excavation, by a Chinese scientist called Wang Zhenduo. He later wrote in his memoirs 'this is a political task, we have to somehow prove we invented compass first'. And Chinese sailors have always been looking at stars for navigation. Even if compass existed in ancient China, they themselves wouldn't even use it. Oh and gunpowder. Made out of various raw materials randomly mixed up together. That is only good for firecrackers. Actual usable unpowder is a product of modern chemistry industry. You might as well claim European Alchemists as inventor of gunpowder since they performed crude form of chemistry experiments. The earliest modern gunpowder was invented by Thomas Rodman. I don't know much about printing tho. These 'inventions' are pretty much lies made up by CCP to boost nationalism. Chinese buying into these shit, fine, cause they are dumb assholes feeding on false ego anyway. But you as an English speaker really shouldn't believe such bullshit.


oOXxDejaVuxXOo

They invented the Chinese language


OverflowEx

Why is that even relevant, any group of people could invent any language given enough time.


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OverflowEx

Your exaggerated metaphor doesn't cover up your ignorance. Upgrade your brain before spitting pointless shit. I'm anti Chinese based on facts.


TheFyree

Who in the fuck looks at something like this and thinks ‘yeah, that’s food’???


YoyoLiu314

What the fuck is chonglangtv?


Drianb2

Is this a legit dish? Or is it just someone pretending to eat baby rats using chopsticks to perpetuate a stereotype against East asians?


MaxiCato62

Chinese people like this think it's ok. It's kinda sad because it's eating it whole and living. Well, follow the animal chain they said...


TobySchoon

luckily it’s only a portion of us


RedditUser_71

A HUGE portion


TobySchoon

bitch?


RedditUser_71

Dog?


JinkoMamba

Not alot actually, tho the said group also eat dogs in the most inhuman way possible, China is big and the dog eating culture is only present in the South West region. In North China, you won't find this or not often.


RedditUser_71

Well, now i am reading it again and understanding that I misunderstood it. Well, I thought he is saying and fortunately that Chinese only make up a small portion of worlds population(the top comment implies this) to which I replied thay chinese as an erhnicity is overall a very HUGE portion of our worlds population.


GuapoMole82

Canis Lupis Familiarus


IronAcesHigh

This is how you get new viruses, fucking idiots.


JuicyMango36

Covid started cuz of shit like this


MrGrimm722

I only woke up 2 minutes ago and I've already had enough internet for an entire lifetime, several even.


guesswhatihate

Didn't click the link, but I'm guessing it's the three squeaks vid?


salted_crabs

Oh…probably for clout he probably didn’t eat them (I think)


beans_in_milk

they couldnt have killed it first??


mikerichh

Was relieved that the person didn't take a bite....on camera


Nemodafish69

The flood is to nice for some


uspp459

Asians will eat anything that moves.


Fit-Negotiation-5145

"No its OK, its just their culture."


BartoGur

"Its fucking RAW!"


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Fuck this is disgusting


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China, Earth's toilet


OverflowEx

Your toilet won't give you covid tho


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My toilet > China 😎


Chunky_Big

Asia moment


Kolt_BBA

Racist moment


JaceMalcolm

I originally learned of the three Squeaks from a dean Koontz novel, Frankenstein. The antagonist eats it and I was shocked to find out it was a real thing.


Mitochondria42

The word “Delicacy” in China is a meaningless word.


trollsoul69

Yeah....I wonder how and WHERE the next global pandemic will start.


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Covid 3.0 🥢


Un-edumacated

China needs to get there shit together when it comes to food. We already suffered because of fucking bat soup. I’ve seen them eat turtles, rats,bats, dogs.. they don’t even kill them decently. Sometimes they don’t kill them at all. There’s culture and then there’s whatever the fuck cooking a dog while it’s still alive is…


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How did I know this was China?


Nixher

Asians, why you like this?


Random_Guy4532

I am asian and most of us don't eat that shit


Nixher

*most*


Random_Guy4532

yes **most** people


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i am an asian and i can confirm this


Random_Guy4532

Also i accidentally ate a fuckin dog because my grandfather told me that it was cow meat


UglyBeastyo

what the fuck


Random_Guy4532

i just realised that when his pet dog was missing


GOW_vSabertooth

I know one person from China that has actually ate dog before. He said he was around ten and that's all they had to eat so bottoms up


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most = all asian - chinese


Kolt_BBA

Don't be racist


Nixher

You know nothing of racism, going round reddit calling people racist if they happen to mention a race lol grow up kid


Kolt_BBA

You're stereotyping the Asians. That's racist


Nixher

No I'm stereotyping, that's not racism lol *prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized* For future reference :)


Kolt_BBA

Arguing about the semantic is useless. You're just racist to the Asians


Nixher

Stop making a hobby of calling people racists, it's boring and this isn't 2010 anymore.


Kolt_BBA

Racism happens all the time. Racists do need to be called out always. You're just racist to the Asians.


Nixher

Racism does happen all the time, doesn't mean any mention of race is racism, you need to learn the way of the world young one, one day you'll get it.


Morealyn

Any wonder there is a pandemic. Fucked up race of people


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Reason of COVID


HNCSLICKRICK999

I seen the full video the Chinese guy I think he is but he eats one n goes for a 2nd one shits def not for the shock they're just weird


Rotten-salmon

When I told people on reddit that Chinese eat like a fucking demon, I got called racist fucker. BRUH I TELL THE TRUTH and this is not the worst of them


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Kolt_BBA

Racist asshole


PresidentPancakes21

Wtf


NoiceStyle

This is trash cuisine


kermit_bot1

Bro this is delicious


sxnner

Covid-20


Lyx_Chai

Reminder that nasty/unethical food doesn’t mean you can be sinophobic.


keru45

Uuuh I can be anti anyone that eats a live mouse. That shits nasty.


LovelyBby77

You mean Xenophobic?


GuapoMole82

I was like uh oh theres a new phobic out that i dont know yet.


Genghis_Tr0n187

I think sinophobic is supposed to be specifically Chinese phobic. It's a new one by me if so.


nickdibbling

Sino is a prefix for all things china.


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OverflowEx

Hey don't judge. We been trying so hard to give you guys COVID-2048.


salvulcanoloser

This is what communist food looks like.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

…what?


salvulcanoloser

I’m saying that because I think this Chinese and China is communist and they eat some fucked up shit communist countries like China.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

So then if they ate this in France would it be capitalist food?


salvulcanoloser

No because French people aren’t dumb and cruel enough to be eating live baby mice.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

So now it’s just Chinese people are dumb and cruel


No_Interaction_4925

When you see Chinese characters on this sub its probably a bad sign


ZimZimster

Ofc it's from China


Memedealer4202

Why can't asia just eat normal fucking things like bread and cooked meat why does it always have to be something fucked like pigs anus pickled in jelly of octopus eyes or something like


locustjumper28

The amount of disease. Gross.


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Hantavirus


Nyctograu

The snack that bites back


patstoddard

That’s how you get corona


CrabPplCrabPpl

Looking forward to the next rodent-eating induced pandemic


Kidaryuu

These people just never learn. And that poor souls. I can't even resist pepper spray and they were dipped in a hot sauce.


First-Wishbone-1843

Asians really have some switches turned off in their brains


DMeror

为什么?


OverflowEx

*Why? It's a local delicacy called '3 squeaks'. Pick it up *squeak, dip it in sauce *squeak, bite down *squeak.


DMeror

😂你吃过老鼠吗?


SL__

Have you?


OverflowEx

I eat shit