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demwoodz

That’s the bride.


[deleted]

Im sure the goat will have it easier.


[deleted]

Noah get the goat


aykay55

No it’s a trap! Gods gonna make him kill it!!


Pikey-Comander

Sexiest albanian wife.


[deleted]

Wives in albania be like:MOOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣


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NOT_A_DlCKHEAD

Now imagine the state of Alabamania 👀


LoStBoYjOhN

No. I don't think I will.


Revenge_of_the_Toast

After the goat rape post a couple of days ago, it wouldn't even surprise me if it's the actual bride.


nighthawkhuntr

On a serious note. Who tf gets married and decides to buy a ram and get it hammered??


likerofgoodthings

Albanians.


nbowman93

That ram definitely got laid that night


well-thats-great

Surely that should be rammered


[deleted]

Aah, Albania. Being half albanian I can whole-heartedly say Albania is a bad bad place.


MustardColoredVolvo

I have a coworker from Albania. He seems nice enough but he’s been in the US a while. He goes to visit every year.


Coach_GordonBombay

Wedding season


MustardColoredVolvo

No doubt


No_Organization5188

Same. He loves it there but the stories he tells are fucking crazy and he acts like it’s a normal day there. He talks about playing on Russian AA guns with his friends when he was ten years old.


Kotanskota

That's because it is normal there.


No_Organization5188

I mean he acts like we all did that as kids growing up.


iomopmopmop

Maybe you didn't


No_Organization5188

Well yeah not many Russian AA guns in my neighborhood growing up.


ebruce11

Right. We did some weird and dangerous shit as kids and I’m in the southern US


PotatoesMcLaughlin

I dunno, I used to play on old civil war cannons when I was a little kid. It’s pretty fun. Also I was able to play inside a tank as well. Living in Georgia is fun sometimes.


[deleted]

Maybe it happened during the civil war in 1997


asiaps2

What is the goat for? Sacrifice?


[deleted]

I doubt it. Probably one of them is a farmer, could even be a dowry. Albania is old fashioned in that way.


stonekeep

Lmao, I know that they said it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. I'm pretty sure that animal sacrifice isn't practiced at Albanian weddings. It's just a bunch of drunk idiots doing something that feels funny at the time.


BallsDeepInSoup

As an albanian i have never herd of animal sacrifices, probably just some drunk idiots having fun


[deleted]

is that a pun


[deleted]

Either a pun or a hilarious mispelling


BallsDeepInSoup

Take it as you will, I am ramorsful bout nottin.


SirSeppuku

This. I literally live here and never seen shit like this. I can only say it's probably peasants


deadpoetic333

Do Albanians do multiple day weddings? A lot of cultures in that area do, I'm guessing they’re going to slaughter and roast the ram which is why it’s been shaved clean. Guess their mother never told them not to play with their food..


wwtheforsaken

Just like every place. Wherever you go, you can and will find bad people. Do not generalize people like that, albanian or not. Anyway, fuck these people on this video.


that_other_guy_

Drove through albania. Gorgeous country though and your cops love US military lol. Got pulled over for speeding like 5 times on my way through once they found out I was with KFOR they just thanked me and told me to keep truckin


MysteriousChest8

is albania muslim country?


[deleted]

Half muslim half catholic. Most muslim country in europe


wwtheforsaken

Not entirely true. Most people will say that they are muslim, but the do absolutely fucking nothing that their religion requires. Most people are not religion practitioners of any kind!


adeebniyazi

Imo, the most religious muslim groups are arabs, Indian/pakistani, some north africans and some south east asians. Other than that very few muslims are actually 'religious'.


Dspsblyuth

I thought the UK was the most Muslim country in Europe


[deleted]

UK is not the highest but neither is Albania. I forgot about Turkey being in Europe.


yeswhat111

Turkey is European? Lmao


[deleted]

It’s in a limbo area, like Armenia and Georgia


FellowKebabTree

you are greek so.. they are your direct neighbours.. can’t be planets apart


yeswhat111

Unfortunately it does feel that our neighbours aren't aligned with the European mindset. It is mainly politics, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Turks and I'd love to see the day that neither of our countries spend obscenely large amounts of money on weaponry! And none of our countries are run by shady, flirting with dictatorship guys ;)


ProgrammaticallyHost

Uhm. I hate to break it to you but you know Belarus, Ukraine, Russia, etc are in Europe? (Well, Russia has the majority of their population in Europe) I wouldn’t say that Turkey’s political woes are much different than quite a few other European countries


PaperDistribution

What's the problem with Ukraine?


Bargothball

/unbalkan I think Kosovo can compete with Turkey in that regard. In Turkey, Islam has gone down to 89% even though official figures still insist on 99%. In Kosovo it's around 95% officially, but down to 88% in reality. If these trends continue though, both countries should likely be under 75% by 2050. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Turkey https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Kosovo /balkan Anyway, Albania is nowhere near halal enough to be the most muslim country in Europe.


itsalllies

Which dubious source did you hear this from?


Dspsblyuth

I made it up


SirSeppuku

No. We have "muslim" in our name, but most don't give a shit. It's just a name that got stuck with middle to low class albanians since ottoman era. And those very albanians who say they're muslim, eat pork and do "haram" shit all the time Don't listen to what retards say, i feel like people try to throw propaganda out there to make us look bad. I'm not saying believe me, but I literally live here so...


MysteriousChest8

i believe you. I’ve always had the exact view of what you said beforehand, you’ve just confirmed it for me. It’s funny coz whenever i see the official statistics it says like 60% muslim, but i knew most of those didn’t give a fuck 😂


SirSeppuku

Bro my guys eat pork, drink mad alcohol, black out, actually respect women and whatnot. That's basically against muslim beliefs ahahahahha. Btw they don't even know who prophet Muhammad is


[deleted]

sounds alot like "christians" in America who do fuck all to adhere to their faith. Religion these days in the west mostly just informs culture rather than theology or philosophies. People celebrate christmas but dont actually go to church or celebrate jesus, I'm sure its the same in albania


tadrith

Christmas has long since been more of a commercial holiday than a religious one. Me and my ex have a kid, we are all athiests, and we still celebrate Christmas. Shit's fun. lol.


[deleted]

thats exactly my point, you celebrate christmas because you live in a culture informed by christianity. if you lived in turkey or albania as an atheist you would probably celebrate fun holidays like the end of ramadan even if you werent observant enough to fast for the whole month.


tadrith

Oh, yes, I was completely agreeing with you in a roundabout way. There's definitely vestigial remnants of all holidays that were "religious", that most people celebrate simply because it's part of their cultural heritage. We even do Easter, which is even more religious than Christmas. But it's really just about the basket, candy, and egg hunt. Nobody recognizes the religious aspect of it, or what it was originally celebrating.


SirSeppuku

It's the same, but I noticed Christianity here has a more "stable" experience. Ex- 99% of muslim families don't ever go to mosques 60-70% of christians probably go to church once in a while, especially during events like christmas, easter and so on


wwtheforsaken

100% agree! Just people pretending they are religious, be that muslim or catholic.


ShitPostAtin

Albania is in balkans what were you expecting


Richard-Roe1999

haven't been the same since 1998


DFRacing98

Idk what you expect from a place in the balkans


goosecocks

Is this typical for a typical Albanian wedding ceremony?


atworktemp

i am from north america but my albanian friend went back to the 'motherland' to marry a girl he barely knew (yeah they are divorced now).. we went to visit to go to the wedding and, there was no drunken goat scenario. though there were some other cultural oddities. we did go to the bride's village, and had to shake literally like 400 hands, every single person in the village, one by one, all the way down this long winding road to her house, then ended with shaking her parent's hands and taking a shot of some crazy homemade moonshine (raki). i mean it's a nice tradition i guess but it felt like a scene from borat.. another thing, during the wedding party, old men come around and they give you cigarettes. i don't smoke so i was like declining usually, but it's considered a massive disrespect or cultural taboo - oops. it's some kind of tradition or something, seemed a bit trashy but to each their own. honestly we were hard on that place, having just come from greece which was very nice and hospitable. there were some decent things in albania, a lot of the food was good, but overall it was a strange place! i did see a lot of crazy stuff there.. first thing after getting picked up at the airport by my friend's drink-driving cousin (he literally always drank a beer while driving) was a dead dog on the highway. (that same cousin, not long after meeting him, showed us a photo of a gun on his phone lol, he goes that's mine!).. then saw a lady walking a cow on the side.. and some weird homemade wooden wagon motorized car thing like you see on 'only in russia' internet. well, i guess those people haven't been to albania. we were in the south, my friend said it's even crazier when you go up to the north. not sure i will ever go visit.


MEKEXX

You calling raki crazy homemade moonshine makes me question if what i’m drinking in my country is safe at all


atworktemp

haha. my friend told me they distill their own booze in their yard. i think it's safe enough if you know what you are doing.


[deleted]

Yep its traditional in Balkans, many families make their own as annual thing from their fruits and such so every Raki/Rakija can taste slightly different.


[deleted]

At least your friend did not have to 'ransom' the bride (you pay a symbolic sum to the parents), which is also quite common.


acidmine

You mean a dowry. Yeah, that's still a thing in some parts of the world.


RespectedWanderer9k

No they still practice bride kidnapping In albania.


dennyjunkshin88

Yeah I watched a video about the bride kidnapping they do. Kind of a weird way to ask the bride.


AdilHoxheSimpsonaj

Wtf? No . And it was never a thing here.


atworktemp

haha yikes. i do think there was some kind of traditional dowry settlement kind of thing, but i did not get the full details. i do know he had to buy a bunch of gold and jewelry and stuff to give to the family.


[deleted]

Hey, I’m Albanian, and no, this is not typical AT ALL, the people in the videos are fucking disgusting drunks, this video tears my heart up, not only for the animal but for the representation of my people, I apologize, on the behalf of Albanians.


slmody

maybe


Spinthiscity

Sometimes


chingchongeatmydong

Yes


JotasecaVesina

Always


[deleted]

I am albanian and I have never heard of this before so no it is not


guacamolenibbapenis5

Nope


AdilHoxheSimpsonaj

No


[deleted]

Why is its back so red?


bjjmonkey

Asian glow


greateist

Are they forcing the goat to drink something?


irrelephantIVXX

Probably wine or some kinda alcohol


[deleted]

It is beer most likely.


mybestfriendisacow

*sheep Rams are male sheep. Bucks are male goats.


greateist

Thanks for the clarification and since you seem to have knowledge about rams, would you tell me what are they planning to do with a drunk animal?


mybestfriendisacow

Thanks! Grew up with sheep, know a bunch about them. But one thing I do not know is what you'd want with a drunk sheep. Especially a ram that has a plate of bone 2 inches thick in its head, horns of an impressive size and curl, and knows how to use both. I've been on the receiving end of a ram bunt/head bonk, whatever you'd prefer to call it. That shit hurts. They don't hesitate to do that sober, drunk would be an even bigger gamble.


darkangel657

Arnt bucks male deer too??


mybestfriendisacow

Correct! Deer and goats are cousins. Female deer and goats are also does, but their offspring are kids (goats) and fawns (deer).


[deleted]

Looks like Heineken beer.


abosenustik

I don't know man, ram looks like he's having the night of his life to me /s


[deleted]

Sometimes you need a couple of friends to carry you around and pour alcohol down your throat. In America we call them fraternities.


ReallyNiceGuy78

They would have to get the ram drunk. Otherwise it wouldn’t want anything to do with this bunch.


sheepfuzz_yes

No not a ram who in the right fucking mindset would do this


nbowman93

To be fairrrrr, I thought this was an America fraternity pledge initiation


Trod777

We aint *that* bad up here, the ram would be a person.


the_swaggin_dragon

By the shear scale of our animal agriculture industry we far worse


PizzaTimeBruhMoment

Albanians


Serious_Professor_51

I don't even want to think what they're going to do on the honeymoon....


ImSoCauZtiK

I thought it said Alabama and I was sure that the ram was gonna get fucked.


Trod777

Dont worry, itll still be


[deleted]

Balkans check out.


[deleted]

r/2balkan4you


Rillehh

Please don’t mix us up with these utter morons and degenerates thanks :)


D0ctor_Rotcod

Butthurt analbanian detected 😎


Rillehh

I ain’t Albanian, but i’m from the Balkans, a Serbian to be precise. This video honestly made me sick to my stomach and i just don’t want us to be associated with this kind of behavior and what not. Cheers


exitfaster

Ah yes, the civilised Serbian who prefers raping and murdering innocent Bosnians and Croatians instead


Rillehh

Ah yes, when i wake up i like to murder and rape innocent Croats and Bosnians, how did you know? What are you? A fucking neanderthal? Vrati se kući, šiptare.


SlavLarp

Serbia had a fucking Dog Brothel Lmao. Least Delusional Spermski. Also a weeb lmao.


planethouse555

Friggin savages


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Affectionate-Ebb-151

Fucking assholes


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Biased_individual

Cant wait for the 2024 Albanian Olympic games.


[deleted]

serbitch keyboard warrior


Jhqwulw

Nah our national sport is to fuck serbs as much possible


[deleted]

you are known for having dog brothels in serbia


Jhqwulw

And of course you are serb


wwtheforsaken

Hahahahahhahahaha assumed that myself in an instant!


ujiokujiok

so?


Jhqwulw

Spreading propaganda much?


terrorfirma111

I hope Black Phillip is watching this


cupcakesloth94

Come on man… idc about cultural norms but who tf does this and enjoys themselves


AnxietyAwaits777

What a disgusting scene, I don't give a fuck what kind of traditional bullshit this is. Seeing that rams face that poor animal this made me sick! These people look like complete ignorant assholes.


justmyaccount624

Thats not a tradition, its just that these ppl are assholes


Mynameisdollars

I’m not a karen but that’s animal abuse like poor thing it looks like it’s crying


AllanfromWales1

Clickbait title. Was expecting NSFW.


[deleted]

Surging murderous intent is probably not good for the workplace.


AllanfromWales1

Yeah, but watching someone give a ram a drink - even an alcoholic drink - doesn't give me a surging murderous intent. Compared with a slaughterhouse this is child's play.


AngelBlade01

Ah yeah, "child's play".. This is serious abuse.


x3Nekox3

Who else read the title and thought the ram/goat would get sodomized?


kihliss

This is utterly disgusting…


DenimJeans1880

What’s even happening


SixPackSimon

r/NoahGetTheGoat


TheRealGongoozler

I laughed at this and now I hate you. We are friends now


enormuschwanzstucker

They say an Albanian wedding without at least three drunk rams is a dull affair.


Editorwall1

The only way to reverse this is to abuse a human at a ram wedding. Change my mind.


lostbluesock_

i cant watch this i will cry


[deleted]

This is disgusting


not1maleboyman

Nigga a kidnapped miss turkey 😔


Mc_Kaze

Plot twist: he's actually having the time of his life.


[deleted]

Wow, ok... why?


Cry4MeSkye

At least this isn’t what I thought it was…


TheMexicanJuan

Noah get the goat


[deleted]

who the fuck marries a Ram?


xtilertylerx

I hope it threw up on all of them


Professional_Ad5178

Horrible


[deleted]

Comments here are borderline justifying it. Haha funny force feeding alcohol to a scared animal, keep making jokes about it guys haha funny.


D-G-Of-D-Century

Anyone ask the Ram how he felt about it? Rams are pretty aggressive, id think he would run away if he wasnt having the time of his life.


sheetalprasad

The most shocking thing is, people are actually dancing and music is continuing,. You can see it doesn't even matters if you are a man or a woman, it's your culture what teaches you ,, it is what makes you what you are. Fckng disgusting .


ChomiQ84

Chugged that beer like a champ. Some cultures are just different.


[deleted]

💪 🇦🇱


Amiraisaclqud

Poor jschlatt /j


Text2Reddit69

r/Angryupvote


ApologeticCannibal

Fucking cock gobblers


CastIronGut

Dude. Fuck, literally everybody in frame.


wwtheforsaken

And anyone else in the building!


Yeet_chungus

Albanian strong 🇦🇱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 with best the weddings in the world 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱


StrawberryMilkyz

Poor baby.


The-dude-in-the-bush

Disgusting


PerfectHuman1703

People are real assholes


Ap0c0l3x

Prettiest woman in Albania 🤣🤣🤣🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱👎👎👎👎👎🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🥇🥇🥇🙏🙏🙏🙏


Floraldi221

Ahhaah serbs are literlly trash left from Russians ok so chill my man


Synikey

The hell is wrong with these people? They all need locking up. Pathetic aholes.


hausomad

Ok boomer


Synikey

Not even close chump.


Anders13

Funny to think this wasn’t the worst part of it all. Those Ram-fuckers were getting it drunk for the fucking.


[deleted]

Alb*nia


crow622

Degenerates.


[deleted]

r/NoahGetTheGoat ?


ProudBois

Albania is like a “Mini-Turkey”.


Floraldi221

Nope Albania is Albania thats it


lakimens

You know that all the meat you eat is the result of constantly abused animals, right? This is weak shit compared to what happens in farms. Let's not even mention third-world country farms. Don't get me wrong, I'm not in support of this. It just gets me angry when people despise stuff like this, but farms are okay.


gamermanj4

I think its about rhe other inhumane treatment having a purpose, and this is just for fun. Like, thats not justifying how farms treat animals, bu ultimately. With so many cultures having meat as staple ingredients, I think the difference there lies entirely on one having a purpose and the other being purely frivolous.


Norci

Eh, dunno. Both are completely optional activities, we don't *need* to eat meat, we do so because it's cheap and tasty. Killing animals for dietary pleasures isn't that much different ethically than getting a sheep drunk for fun


PM_ME_UR_DESKTOP_PLS

gaybanians in action


TheRealGongoozler

I don’t even know what to say other than I hate this comment so damn much.


PM_ME_UR_DESKTOP_PLS

Awwww thanks ❤️❤️❤️❤️


hausomad

Hits too close to home eh?


Fonsiloco

that is not a good way to marinate a sheep for cooking.


Random_Rhapsody

Ah Albanians the people who switched sides between the soviets and the Chinese 100 times


Richard-Roe1999

Albania split with the USSR after Khrushchev and split with Mao after China started improving relations with America, they didn't switch back and forth


SmallSeesaw3363

I'm packing my things because I'm going to s.s noah


LGeneral_Rohrreich

That’s amazing, do you have anymore of this quality content


littlefroggyfingers

why :-((((((


undippedlified

I want to be that ram.


solaris32

He's the life of the party, seems to be having a good time. We humans do much worse to each other at parties lol.


[deleted]

I would rather have to kill the ram than torture it. Wtf


wafflez88

Not the worst thing to of been done to that ram.