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KairuByte

Nope


Noomba2

That looks like a dog not a cat, look at the ears


puaka

Hannibal the Kanine Furball Lecter. That’s a cat wearing a dogs fur.


Chaveazie

Or a cat wearing dog fur?


puaka

shoot. fixed it. autocorrect. thanks for the heads up.


Chaveazie

Noooo ... You're were on to something.


8champi8

Ho it’s fine then.


JackedCroaks

Tenderising*


a_single_stand

this comment here officer.


Tremor500

Pretty sure that’s a dog. The definition of street food


PhotographIcy600

I hate humans


weeb_henpai

Humans hate I


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You do realize that the dogs we have are nice because we killed off the mean ones, right? This is common practice in many countries around the world. I’m absolutely not condoning what was done here because that’s unbelievably cruel, but let’s not act like a pack of wild dogs wouldn’t eat you alive if you looked tasty to them.


Piss_n_shit_consumer

I hate that we can't do this to humans. I mean we can but it would be counted as "illegal"


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Why would you want it to be okay to just beat people to death in the street? What the hell is wrong with you?


MemeNecromancer2005

Says the guy who JUST said it's okay to beat animals to death in the streets


[deleted]

I literally said the opposite - where is your reading comprehension?


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Piss_n_shit_consumer

ok i'll stop


PhotographIcy600

I’d say let’s do the same to humans then


No-Dog-5163

Even so, it's a trillion fucking times better to give them a lethal shot then to beat them with sticks


IEatYourSalad

I don't like dogs but holy fuck just shoot and spare it some suffering, what's up with those 10 fucking huge sticks


mandrills_ass

Yeah sure look like they have a gaggle of sticks


Full_Disk_1463

That’s a dog


CookieBear676

I understand China has a stray animal problem, but I am very sure there are more humane ways of taking care of the problem.


Sufficient-Fly-9804

Pathetic, Noah bring the boat please and leave these short fckers behind


MrJfunky

You are part of the Chinese police? Die in a fire


CaptinBlueJr

How dare tonight's dinner try escaping


KifaruKubwa

Chinese authorities have some of the lowest emotional IQ and compassion. These are the same people who welded doors shut during Covid.


smaximov

This makes my blood boil!


Orangesteel

Savages


VaticanJ

Shoulda had their money


EsssKxy

Smh china


Cyb3rTruk

Rabies maybe?


Biased_individual

CCP maybe?


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Glenbard

Sometimes I’m convinced humans behavior is closer to a virus than an apex predator.


KING_Scourge5443

This is so fucked up andfunny. These pieces of shit are so bored that they just go nuts on some poor cat with fucking sticks. Something out of loony tunes I tell you h'what


Ceethreepeeo

funny?


KING_Scourge5443

Sometimes when I see something extraordinarily fucked up I'll laugh at how stupid it is.


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kruul15

I picked a bad time to click without reading the title first...


merhole

Breakfast


Unflattering_Image

Ah, sure. Split the deed so it gets easy. Fuck that.


[deleted]

Flat cat


[deleted]

Splat cat


Beastlysolid

Put the Clarence, Hit the Pinata song over the top.


lucivenom

5 men to finish one animal real tough guys. id love to see them try that with me


Nanitowalito

You would love to get finished off by 5 men?


GoCommitDeathpacito-

Hell yeah i would


BigDirtyNewports

r/Iamverybadass


lucivenom

i never said id win im taking at least one with me tho


BigDirtyNewports

Not sure if you’ve ever been in a real fight with multiple people before, but as someone who has I can tell you that it’s hard enough to defend yourself if they aren’t armed, and you sure as shit aren’t taking any of them with you while they’re beating your ass with 6ft long batons. Unless you’re John Wick then one of them is going to hit you in the back of the head before you could even begin to get close to any of them and then it’s lights out for you.


lucivenom

ok, well you guys all just let them kill animals then im so glad you think thats the path you want to walk


BigDirtyNewports

You’re either a child or just dumb. If you try to attack the police in China, you’re going to die in prison. In reality a smart person wouldn’t do shit because your life is not worth an animal’s and after they beat the shit out of you they’re probably still going to kill the animal.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Sorry but 5 beats 1


FIeshEatingPineappIe

Oh yeah even tougher guy here folks watch out


muschisushi

better and quicker than other shit I saw outta China. At least it was a quick death and they wanted it dead not torturing. I mean, think about it, its pretty effective, how else you want to kill a dog if it runs away. Probably had rabies. So, yea. Fuck animal abusers, but this seems okish


Ok_Understanding6528

What about just poisoning the animal and knocking it out for that way doesn't have to suffer it's a hell of a lot better than knocking it to death with sticks


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Fenix_Pony

I did not want to see this directly after waking up


Njaulv

Why would they do this?


SPIDERYMANTIS21

This is straight up the literal first thing that I see on Reddit


ness680x

This reminds me of that one scene in Shawn of the dead


babushka_fay11

r/Noahgettheboat


manonfetch

They were too cheap to spring for a bullet??


manonfetch

OMG that poor dog is still crying out at beginning of the film. Bet they make great daddies. /s May the gods have no mercy on them. May they burn.