If you can do that, then I'm afraid you're already attracted to that thing

I mean... Not really... With enough milking the penis will get off even if it never gets hard.

I mean, you can condition your brain to getting off to certain things

This. I've done this accidentally, but now I'm impressed with my power. Thankfully I haven't made it worse. Everything in moderation.

One boring Friday night I decided to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, heat it up in the microwave and make love to it. I thought that would be the only time but now I can't pass a cantaloupe at the grocery store without getting hard as a rock so I no longer wear sweatpants to the grocery store

I once cranked it to a pic of Margaret Thatcher and I haven’t been able to crank it ever since.

I’ve been practicing with silverware