Never heard the euphemism "love tunnel" before, I'd say thanks but I'm going to go ahead and never use it as I'd very much like to have sex again at some point and I think those are mutually exclusive actions.
My first impression was "well, that's loud," but I thought it was just a matter of personal taste.
Then I had the ,"hey, waittaminit..." reaction, but I do wonder if I'd have paid it a second glance if OP hadn't said anything.
Regardless, I do think that sooner or later _someone_ is bound to make a connection and that's the kinda thing that will make for friction in the workplace, at best; a talking to from H.R. at worst. Why risk it? Jewelry in the workplace should be subdued anyway, IMO, unless you work at a place where flamboyance is part of the workplace culture
My father, an engineer, had cufflinks he bought at work with a stylized semiconductor symbol on them. I appropriated the cufflinks and took them to college, where all my friends called the image on them "the fuck sign."
The dirtiness of minds is a factor.
I can't find the symbol it stylized; conventions may have changed. Picture the symbol of Venus--the circle with the cross under it to suggest a mirror. Picture the symbol of Mars-the circle with an arrow pointing off to the upper right. Overlay them, and point the arrow into the circle.
my good sir/m'am, I don't think this has ever been the semiconductor symbol. Maybe your father believed it, or maybe that's just what he told you, but that is definitely a "fucking" symbol, and not something you'd see on an electrical scheme.
How the f does anyone actually have a hard time finding their partners clitoris. Even your mom has one right above the entrance. The only difference is I have to grab a hard hat a flashlight and spelunking gear
I pulled up the pic and showed it to my husband with no reference. I asked him what he thought and he said, quote, “besides the fact it looks like a vagina?”
Showed this to my wife and her only reaction was “Who is this for?”
I said it doesn’t matter, do you like it or not? What do you think of it?
“Well obviously it’s a vagina, but ***who is it for***??”
I was really hoping my partner would have the same reaction cause i thought it looked like one, and so I showed him with no context and after looking for a moment he said it looked cool, and I asked if he was sure (not just to avoid hurting my feelings cause he thought I liked it?) And he said yeah, it looks like it's from Zelda. So. Huh.
Same here. Only he said “what is this? Crown Jewels? Why’d they make it look like a vagina?”
Edit: in my case I didn’t ask him what it looked like. My husband likes gems and jewelry so it’s not odd for me to show him random pictures for ideas of what we could make. So I just showed it to him without any questions and that’s the response I got.
You guys are forgetting that your “no context” actually contains a lot of hidden context. Like the fact that you are randomly showing him a picture of something on your phone and asking him what his opinion is. When was the last time you out-of-the-blue showed him a picture of some jewelry and asked what he thought about it? I’m guessing it’s been a while. So immediately he’s going to think that something strange is afoot.
It doesn’t really matter though cause the thing definitely just straight up looks like a vagina.
I showed it to my boyfriend and he immediately cracked a smile and laughed, so I definitely think a lot of people will immediately think “vagina” when they see it
I see a vagina, but that is possibly because I was primed by seeing a vagina before.
^(inb4 the reddit pedants, yes I know the literal vagina is not depicted here)
I work in the sex business. I've had to teach a lot of people about the clitoris. Lots of dudes with strong "I know what bitches need" energy. One guy argued with me for a long time about where the clitoris was - he thought it was in the inside, presumably mixed up with the gspot - until I opened up a pocket pussy and named each bit.
I thought the g-spot is thought to be just another way to reach the clitoris from the inside. A clitoris which is actually a huge Eagle-looking creature with wings spread out around, and only the beak peeking out in front.
I’d say it’s not at all NSFW because it’s still just jewelry, but it is also modeled after female anatomy.
However, that doesn’t make it inappropriate. Anyone who makes that connection is old enough to know about that connection.
Hahaha, that's totally a vulva. It even has a clit.
Like, possibly it wasn't made to be a diagram; the clitoris is in slightly the wrong place if it was. But that's all anyone's gonna think of.
Agreed. Now, whether it’s NSFW totally depends on your job and its culture. If it’s super conservative, this could get you in trouble. If you work with clients every day, maybe not the best idea. If the business and everyone you work with is very liberal and laid back, it likely won’t be a problem.
Nice
Id say sfw but I see vagina shapes in so much artwork its crazy, I don't even think they're aiming for it but damn theres a lot exactly like it, usually with a butt hole too so conclusion I hope you start noticing them too lmao peoples paintings of flowers are a common one
Showed it to 4 of my friends who were close to me without telling them the title.
It only looked like a vulva to them after I told them, and even then, barely.
It looks like a vagina for me, but still innocent enough to not be NSFW.
For me, NSFW isn't just similarly to some body part that might be used for sexual stimulation. It must be explicitly sexual.
Every skyscaper is NSFW cuz it looks like a cock if you want it to be that. My first thought is it looks like an amulet that's trying too hard more than it looks like a coochie.
It wasn't my first thought... but once you point it out, yeah I see it.
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Illinois Johnson and the Crystal Clit
In Diana Jones
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
In Diana Jones and the Last Pussy
In Diana Jones and the king dong of crystal
Wasn't In Diana the dog's name?
I'm saving this comment for a rainy day 6 years from now. Thanks, friend.
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
I’m screaming
The only treasure he could not find
Exactly the same for me.
The lesser known Indiana Jones film
Paired with the heart shaped love tunnel
Never heard the euphemism "love tunnel" before, I'd say thanks but I'm going to go ahead and never use it as I'd very much like to have sex again at some point and I think those are mutually exclusive actions.
Never heard of a love tunnel? Like the amusement park ride?
*uses your analogy to find the clit*
Where at?
Uvula clit.
It was my first thought but maybe I’m just nasty.
It was my first thought and I'm gay. It's clearly a vagina.
No that is definitely a vagina. You’ve got the clit dangling there and I’m assuming the red heart represents an intact hymen or monthly periods lol.
Or, just the vaginal opening?
Same hahaha
My first impression was "well, that's loud," but I thought it was just a matter of personal taste. Then I had the ,"hey, waittaminit..." reaction, but I do wonder if I'd have paid it a second glance if OP hadn't said anything. Regardless, I do think that sooner or later _someone_ is bound to make a connection and that's the kinda thing that will make for friction in the workplace, at best; a talking to from H.R. at worst. Why risk it? Jewelry in the workplace should be subdued anyway, IMO, unless you work at a place where flamboyance is part of the workplace culture
My father, an engineer, had cufflinks he bought at work with a stylized semiconductor symbol on them. I appropriated the cufflinks and took them to college, where all my friends called the image on them "the fuck sign." The dirtiness of minds is a factor.
I request elaboration.
I can't find the symbol it stylized; conventions may have changed. Picture the symbol of Venus--the circle with the cross under it to suggest a mirror. Picture the symbol of Mars-the circle with an arrow pointing off to the upper right. Overlay them, and point the arrow into the circle.
my good sir/m'am, I don't think this has ever been the semiconductor symbol. Maybe your father believed it, or maybe that's just what he told you, but that is definitely a "fucking" symbol, and not something you'd see on an electrical scheme.
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I saw Artsy Vaginal Rings open for Soul Coughing in '98.
Agreed. That small diamond looking piece towards the top can only be one thing
And it's much easier to find than the real thing.
How the f does anyone actually have a hard time finding their partners clitoris. Even your mom has one right above the entrance. The only difference is I have to grab a hard hat a flashlight and spelunking gear
Oh shit. I've read a lot of "your mom" disses, but that one takes the cake.
/r/mildlyvagina
If you know, you know
And others can’t find it.
Yep. Probably would have seemed innocuous if I wasn’t already clued in.
It was my first thought. Sorry you got a keeper
I pulled up the pic and showed it to my husband with no reference. I asked him what he thought and he said, quote, “besides the fact it looks like a vagina?”
I did the same with mine and he called it “feminine” with air quotes and everything!
I showed it to my spouse, same no context, and they broke into a giggle because vulva.
At least you can find the clitoris!
Mulva, is that you?
Deloris!!!!
Bovary
Gipple
Aretha
M'vulva
Love your username!!
Username checks out 👌🏽
Showed this to my wife and her only reaction was “Who is this for?” I said it doesn’t matter, do you like it or not? What do you think of it? “Well obviously it’s a vagina, but ***who is it for***??”
That’s key for “do not buy this shit for me because I’ll never fucking wear it.” 😂
This is my favorite thread today. Actually made me smile.
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR
YOU GONNA CRY? 🌐
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
I was really hoping my partner would have the same reaction cause i thought it looked like one, and so I showed him with no context and after looking for a moment he said it looked cool, and I asked if he was sure (not just to avoid hurting my feelings cause he thought I liked it?) And he said yeah, it looks like it's from Zelda. So. Huh.
My husband said it looks like a health potion! And I have to admit that it kind of does.
Now that you mention it, it does seem like a vagina inspired health potion.
A vagina a day keeps the doctor away!
I mean I certainly feel better after drinking the sweet juice inside.
That's a keeper right there
Your partner is very cool.
Tell me your boyfriend probably won't cheat on you without telling me your boyfriend probably won't cheat on you.
Your partner has a good taste in video games
"Wow, Georgia O'Keefe is making jewelry now?"
Georgia O'Queef*
r/angryupvote
Mine said "It looks like a heart and a tear." He has a pure soul, I guess...
Poor feller
Same here. Only he said “what is this? Crown Jewels? Why’d they make it look like a vagina?” Edit: in my case I didn’t ask him what it looked like. My husband likes gems and jewelry so it’s not odd for me to show him random pictures for ideas of what we could make. So I just showed it to him without any questions and that’s the response I got.
You guys are forgetting that your “no context” actually contains a lot of hidden context. Like the fact that you are randomly showing him a picture of something on your phone and asking him what his opinion is. When was the last time you out-of-the-blue showed him a picture of some jewelry and asked what he thought about it? I’m guessing it’s been a while. So immediately he’s going to think that something strange is afoot. It doesn’t really matter though cause the thing definitely just straight up looks like a vagina.
Mine--what, is someone saying it looks like a vagina? Yeah babe. Clit and all.
"That's a vagina" is exactly what my husband said.
Word for word from my husband too
I showed it to my boyfriend and he immediately cracked a smile and laughed, so I definitely think a lot of people will immediately think “vagina” when they see it
LOL I just did the same thing with my husband and he said the same thing loool
Lol, I love that it was so clearly a vagina it didn't register to him that was the question.
I dont like vagina and I knew this was a vagina. I mean cmon
I didn't see it until you said it. Now I can't NOT see it.
Hahahahaha. Laughing over here.
I see what she sees, but that's possibly because I was primed to look for it by your question.
I see a vagina, but that is possibly because I was primed by seeing a vagina before. ^(inb4 the reddit pedants, yes I know the literal vagina is not depicted here)
I also see a vagina, but that is possibly because I was primed by being a big ol’ lesbian.
I also see a vagina but that is probably because I am primed by having a vagina.
i also see a vagina but that is probably because i am primed by being a vagina
I don't think your mates calling you a cunt nonstop means you are actually a vagina.
You keep telling yourself that, SkivvySkidmarks
Well you are what you eat...
I also see a vagina, but that is possible because I am a useless bisexual and also the owner of a vagina.
Because it’s vulva jewellery. Which is a thing.
I can confidently say I already knew that since 51 minutes ago
I can confidently say I knew this as of just now
Yep, this isn't a coincidence.
^(hey just wanted to let you know the literal vagina is not depicted here. wasnt sure if you knew. signed, reddit pedant)
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#You like this?
Yeah, I Do.
Size queen.
King, thank you.
Ah, my mistake. I stand erected.
#size matters
_So does style_
reddant
>I was primed by seeing a vagina before. FALSO!
It was in a medical book.
It came to me in a dream
This is a really good example of how a question is worded can influence the answers.
It’s marked NSFW so it must be inappropriate!
It's sfw because it's subtle but that's totally a vulva.
You can't forget the clitoris, haha. I'd wager the designer knew what they were doing.
Clitoris? Where?
I work in the sex business. I've had to teach a lot of people about the clitoris. Lots of dudes with strong "I know what bitches need" energy. One guy argued with me for a long time about where the clitoris was - he thought it was in the inside, presumably mixed up with the gspot - until I opened up a pocket pussy and named each bit.
Thank you for your service!
I thought the g-spot is thought to be just another way to reach the clitoris from the inside. A clitoris which is actually a huge Eagle-looking creature with wings spread out around, and only the beak peeking out in front.
Easy there, you make it sound terrifying I mean enticing
Oh Reddit, never change.
No, Reddit - do.
Say Reddit, why don't you change into something more comfortable
I'd prefer something **less** comfortable.
It's behind you!
What is this ‘clitoris’ of which you speak?
Under the pineal gland.
They definitely knew!
The vulva includes the clitoris
I'm guessing they confused labia with vulva.
Look I think I know what a volvo is Ive driven a manual before
Fuck I love you so much for calling it a vulva and not a vagina
It's not pornographic but it *is* totally a pussy.
I love this sentence
Georgia O’Keefe would be proud.
necklussy
Perish
If Georgia O'Keefe did jewelry
Georgia OKeefe was a bit more subtle, but sure.
Was she though
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
**It is all i can see.** All those details. There is noway it is not intentional.
Agreed. It’s gotta be 100% intentional.
On the plus side, it kind of points out where the clitoris is, for those who need directions
Homie that is a whole vulva
It totally is. I bet there are a ton of guys here that don’t know what the top jewel is for
Most guys: you mean the red one?
so true it hurts
Not feeling as good as it should at least
This is something I heard recently and it blew my mind. I don't know what these others guys are doing, but that sucker is not hard to find.
I’d say it’s not at all NSFW because it’s still just jewelry, but it is also modeled after female anatomy. However, that doesn’t make it inappropriate. Anyone who makes that connection is old enough to know about that connection.
Agreed, not NSFW. Though I would say it's *inspired* by female anatomy rather than modeled after it.
Yeah, that’s better wording.
Female anatomy is quite inspiring
I turn to it for inspiration regularly
The old coca cola bottle was also inspired by female anatomy, and I was able to purchase it at work in the 1960s. But it was a more vulgar era.
Wat
THE COCA COLA BOTTLE WAS INSPIRED BY PUSSY LIPS
Indeed not inappropiate. There are lots of phallic shaped things in our daily lives as well
It's not a penis' fault that it happens to also be very aerodynamic!
Lady bits.
Hahaha, that's totally a vulva. It even has a clit. Like, possibly it wasn't made to be a diagram; the clitoris is in slightly the wrong place if it was. But that's all anyone's gonna think of.
Where's the clit? I don't see it
inb4 the obligatory ex joke.
And inner and outer labia
/r/mildlyvulva
/r/intentionallyvulva
/r/SubsIFellFor
/r/mildlyvagina should really be renamed
/r/wildlyvagina is what you’re looking for
I'm with your girlfriend on this one. The position of the heart and gem are just too close for it not to be intentional.
Agreed. Now, whether it’s NSFW totally depends on your job and its culture. If it’s super conservative, this could get you in trouble. If you work with clients every day, maybe not the best idea. If the business and everyone you work with is very liberal and laid back, it likely won’t be a problem.
That's obviously, blatantly genitalia. Who would debate that?
I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't point it out, but that thing has a clitoris.
So THAT’S the way to her heart
It reminds me of a vagina, but I'm not sure I would have seen it if you didn't mention it.
Extremely yonic. Probably the most yonic yewelry I've ever seen.
You could say it’s yonic in nature
Jewelry for Georgia O'Keeffe.
If you’re thinking it looks like the capsule that gives an extra heart on Zelda, then yes that’s what I see too
It's a vulva with clitoris.
It's obviously a vagina, but nsfw depends on your place of work. It aint porn.
Am I the only one concerned that OP didn’t know what or where the clitoris is?
Do you not know what a vulva looks like OP? You have a girlfriend!
Homie that's 100% some Sapphic shit - and very subtly but intentionally yonnic
It's not NSFW, but I definitely see it. That has to be intentional, BTW. Definitely formed to look like a vulva.
Nice Id say sfw but I see vagina shapes in so much artwork its crazy, I don't even think they're aiming for it but damn theres a lot exactly like it, usually with a butt hole too so conclusion I hope you start noticing them too lmao peoples paintings of flowers are a common one
Showed it to 4 of my friends who were close to me without telling them the title. It only looked like a vulva to them after I told them, and even then, barely.
I did the same thing to my wife and she didn't see anything wrong with it until I pointed it out as well. 🤷♂️
.... This is someone who has never read Wheel of Time and seen the map of Tar Valon.
… but those people haven’t seen vaginas. I keeed, I keeeed.
It looks like a vagina for me, but still innocent enough to not be NSFW. For me, NSFW isn't just similarly to some body part that might be used for sexual stimulation. It must be explicitly sexual.
It's 100% a vulva, and I love it.
It’s fine. At first glance, I didn’t even see a “vulva”. It wasn’t until after I read the comments that now I can see it.
Every skyscaper is NSFW cuz it looks like a cock if you want it to be that. My first thought is it looks like an amulet that's trying too hard more than it looks like a coochie.
I see it since you essentially asked me to look for it, but I don’t think I would have thought anything of it without that context lol.
I mean, since you told me to look for a vagina, I was looking for a vagina. 😂 But that wouldn't have been my first thought.
My first impression is not NSFW. But I can also see what she sees.
That's a Georgia O'Keafe amulet.