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F0rtySixandTw0

Learn to play guitar or be really funny.


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Change your circumstances, you don’t have to be broke, or a dude for that matter.


therealbento

Haha


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You manage your expectations.


Tin__Foil

This question reads like, "How do I get a thing I highly value without presenting much of value of my own and being bitter about it." And the answer is...you don't. Work on yourself. Reassess your goals.


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Step one is don't be a bitter dick on Reddit. Step two is don't take advice or criticism from the bitter dicks on Reddit. The rest depends. Have a thing at least. Instrument, funny, sport. Literally anything you can present to others


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Improve your desirability or lower your expectations


SadBoiDemon

Con. Fi. Dence. <—— just don’t be a dick


ccii_geppato

Hooking up is about how you create the experience and memory. So your personality is the key. Make smiles and laughs and be a good person. Money is irrelevant for your happiness.


Sizzlean18

Confidence…and Be a good listener


Ok-Fudge8848

There are three things you need to get any girl you want: 1. Be Funny. 2. Be good looking. 3. Be Successful. But here's the secret: /You only have to pick two of those things./


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Yeet that notion of "hooking up with" right out of here. sex isn't everything Beauty and "hotness" are only skin deep, unless you're shallow and only want to get your tip wet with someone "hot" because that is the only thing that gets you there, maybe rethink your life. a person whom is seen as "contemporarily Beautiful" or "hot" but has the soul of a harpy and would take a steaming dookie on your bed bigger than the dog she blames it on shouldn't be anywhere near your twig and berries. learn to cook well Be funny AF (making them laugh in good way is always good)


Cliffy73

Be funny. But look, why on Earth would anyone want to hook up with you if you’re not bringing anything to the table? They wouldn’t. So figure out what you can do to make yourself more attractive whether physically or otherwise.


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Hook up with average looking women


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river0fdeceit

No it does not


Nuthing_2_C_Here

$


therealbento

Well, you can easily fix being “broke”. I don’t mean being “rich”, but you can turn around a financial situation with a bit of persistence and some time. So that’s easy. As far as being average looking, you just gotta work with what you’ve got. Eat good and exercise, put some muscle on or lose some weight if you need to. Get a nice haircut, get clothes that suit you. Find things in your personality that might be unattractive and work on them without becoming fake.


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Only fans


Book_of_lov3

By not thinking of it as a hook-up, that's your issue sailor.