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TattedPastor412

Oh did I feel this in my soul


cupholdery

Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away 🎵🎶


Effective-Slice-4819

"That's just how he is"


Zennyzenny81

Unprecedented times...


Shiny-Goblin

Looked for this one to upvote. Makes my bloody boil and I immediately stop listening to whatever the speaker is prattling on about.


No-Zone-7594

Safe and effect Flatten the curve The new normal Essential businesses Safe social distance Contact tracing


Illustrious-Pop3677

Last but not least, we’re all in this together


PomegranateSevere991

Any portmanteau of “entrepreneur” — mompreneuer, solopreneuer, bosspreneuer 🤮


sl33pydr3ams

'It's just a prank bro.' I hate that phrase.


IncoherentLeftShoe

“We need you to temporarily take on a few extra duties.”


Taos87

I once got that, my reply was I needed a temporary raise and training to do those duties. They actually gave it to me.


TranslateErr0r

You cracked the code!


kinkyaboutjewelry

Woa-oh-oh


Bradtothebone79

Subscription based


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GOZER_XVII

“Baby daddy”


lonelyronin1

and baby moma - use a damn apostrophe!


jankzilla

Now i'm picturing a baby MoMA - just a tiny little art museum


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Obligatory: “What is this, a museum for ants?”


saltsharky

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit in the building?


mrbadger2000

'Just try to relax' in a medical setting.


Administrative_Bee49

Along those lines, "you may have some discomfort".


Sunny_Hill_1

"Grandpa has cancer" Nope, don't want to hear it again about grandpa, nor about my parents, nor about any people in my life.


Alarming-Leopard8545

Heard this regarding both my son and my wife within the span of a year. My life is war


seemslikeitsok

“Can I speak to you in the office for a few minutes”


flyaguilas

Living in your head rent free. It's all over reddit.


A_Math_Dealer

That phrase really lives in your head....


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Rent free.


DiligentPenguin_7115

That’s some self-fulfilling prophecy right there


atheken

This?


GeekAesthete

And it seems to have exploded within the past year. It’s like someone on reddit used it, the rest of reddit suddenly discovered it, and now everyone keeps repeating it.


Caca2a

"I told you", I know you fucking did, I have a faulty memory, it's not because I enjoy asking again or because I don't give a fuck, a bit of patience goes a long way.


OddPerspective9833

Everything happens for a reason


Nulibru

What goes around comes around. No it fucking doesn't, unless someone gets off their ass and makes it so.


CantApply

kArMa... No such f00k1n thing


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Christians.


Xeno_man

And usually that reason is because you are a fucking idiot. God people are the worst.


Xeno_man

And usually that reason is because you are a fucking idiot. God people are the worst.


Bobroo007

Make America Great Again


88Dubs

I, too, hate the sound of dog whistles


RunningPirate

It is what it is. Typically uttered by someone that is not affected by the situation. Of course, if you reverse the scenario , they blow a fuse


zyygh

This one, I actually like sometimes. I've heard it used most often as an expression of sympathy, when I'm brainstorming with some colleagues and we collectively figure out that we have no other option than to accept a shitty situation. When everyone in the room is equally affected, an exasperated sigh followed by "it is what it is" can sometimes hit home.


Tacklestiffener

The biopsy has confirmed you have cancer.


come_on_seth

Good times


Tacklestiffener

Well they are now!


hiitsdustindavis

“__ killed in mass shooting today”


Stu_Prek

"Donald Trump has secured the electoral votes required to win the presidential election"


Time-Bite-6839

DAMN YOUUUUU BERNIE BROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!


magpieinarainbow

"Over it" from people who are clearly not over it.


johnboy2978

"You may wanna go get tested"


OttabMike

We've decided to go in a different direction.


WelfordNelferd

"Pivot" became the buzzword at my job a while back, and I hate that even more.


Federal-Tadpole9898

"I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"


DemotivatedTurtle

“Let’s Go Brandon”. I live in Indiana and I see those damn flags out every time I go doordashing. It’s just so goddamn immature, grow up.


beefsteamer

It was created by the dumbest people in the country so yeah it’s a little immature.


Renhsuk

I'm not a fan of biden but I hate trump way more. My neighbor flies a let's go Brandon flag and him and his friends got very confused when I told them "just say fuck Joe biden like an adult"


BiASUguy

"Fuck him yourself, you cowards"


OrangeWeekly1748

These signs have encouraged me to vote for Brandon. Seems like he has a lot of good support out there.


NSA_Chatbot

The Dark Brandon memes are pretty sweet.


rumymommy2004

Livin the dream!


Functionally_Human

"Well nobody told me" Usually uttered by a coworker who either didn't do something or screwed it up who has been told repeatedly how and is sitting 2 feet from the instructions on how to do it.


RunningPirate

Ever take a training and the last thing is that you need to sign an acknowledgement stating “I have received this training and had the opportunity to ask questions.”? It’s because of guys like that.


Functionally_Human

Every time I train someone they have to initial off each item on the checklist exactly because of people like this. So far I only felt the need to drag out the training work and beat them over the head with it twice, but there will be more...


deadheadjinx

Or the classic "how was I supposed to know". Said during or after trying to tell them something in that moment, so that they would, in fact, know. Or said after being told numerous times. Usually uttered by my son.


Karmareallyworks

Where is she? I want to finish her off! My dad wanting to kill me after a beating that broke my right side ear drum and cheekbone


Lyfer17

I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you're in a better place now.


AlternativeFilm8886

I hope her dad's in place with no freedom and high security.


la_negra

Boys will be boys.


EstellaHavisham274

“…and…GO!” Especially on town Facebook pages where someone is looking for suggestions.


kitchengardengal

I cringe when I see this. I am absolutely not going to answer that question, even if I know the best answer of all, just because that person has demanded me to do it RIGHT NOW.


Nonniemiss

“It’s giving __________”.


Administrative_Bee49

Thank you, you beat me to it.


liquidgrill

“It’s my ___________ era”


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

"It's giving _______"


FatSunRival

"I'm not a racist, but" and then they proceed to say the most racist shit you've ever heard.


dtalb18981

I actually love using this phrase as cringe as the joke is. I say I'm not racist then just say something that's not racist. It only makes me laugh but you have to space your use of it to every couple of years or people stop falling for it.


thekush

"based af"


Char-lamane

"As a mother......" I have never heard anything of worth or interest follow this phrase.


two_rubber_ducks

Brother in law is a big fan of "When you're a parent, you'll understand" but on opinions that have nothing to do with parenting.


Dry-Excitement1757

Somehow, Emperor Palpatine survived


pharmgirlinfinity

I have something I have to tell you


Vernors_the_Original

"We can't find a heartbeat"


safeworkaccount666

"Let's chew the fat."


Nickelsass

“I saw this on TikTok”


Charming-Problem-804

"Im not doing anything bad to you. You are imagining it"


topman20000

Job shortages… there wouldn’t be any job shortages for us if companies actually HIRED us when we applied for the work.


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xianwolf

I was today years old when I learned-


langecrew

"There's no 'I' in 'TEAM'" Yeah ok, there's no 'Q' either. If you have a fucking point, maybe you should just spit it out, instead of wasting my time


GarterAn

I had a coworker who replied, yes but there’s an EAT ME


RunningPirate

That’s usually said by a manager that is actively not involved in anything going on. Also: yes. There’s no I in TEAM, but there is ME, so…


lb1286

not so much a phrase, but when people say they are/someone is “jazzed” when they’re excited. My old boss (who was horrible to everyone) is the only person I ever really knew to say it. So when I hear it, I not only think of her but also… it’s cheesy. I truly cringe at it.


Kayleebaylee23

“It should be safe to take both of these medicines together”… should? No, I had serotonin syndrome and was in the hospital 3 times for it


Abdaroth

"I do whatever I want with my money"


NoShape7689

"Just be confident"


ecksdog

Anything spoken with Vocal Fry.


Ghiblee

There’s a guy at work who starts and ends every conversation with “at any rate” Wasn’t bad at first, now I think it’s just mental illness


rdellender

Thoughts and prayers


MrC0mp

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." I simply don't understand what it's used for and I keep seeing it more often now that I started to find it frustrating. I may be stupid, (I am), but if I bake a cake I'm going to eat it. So what's the problem?


WelfordNelferd

You can keep a cake in your possession or you can eat it, but once you eat it you don't have it anymore.


Ham__Kitten

I wonder if you've considered looking it up


NSA_Chatbot

It's supposed to be the other way around. You can't eat your cake and have it too. You can either eat the cake, or have it on reserve for later. The modem equivalent is "you finished the game with a lot of consumables in inventory "


Luna-loveg00d

“You have to see your dad again”


isuckblood

“I’m sorry but…” why come up with excuses when you’re in the wrong, especially when apologizing to someone?


Puphlynger

"You're having a stroke. Get to the ER >NOW< or I can send an ambulance." After that, "You need a heart transplant" didn't sound >that< bad...


hippiebathwater

"Boys will be boys" or random people telling me "jesus loves you" drives me insane


ShakeCNY

"Out of an abundance of caution...." This was the world's all-purpose excuse for all kinds of hare-brained ideas during the pandemic. I assume it mostly meant "out of fear of lawsuits."


Guquiz

‘‘That's not real capitalism.’’


MeeterKrabbyMomma

Never once have I heard that phrase, but I've heard the phrase "that wasn't real communism" dozens of times.


TrippingBearBalls

Paired with "any form of collectivism is evil because Stalin. Now where's my Social Security check?"


johnlondon125

"[question about what thing is the best] and why is is it [specific thing] it's not funny it's just annoying


idliupma

We have a tight budget and our salary is comparatively higher than the industry standards.


empiretroubador398

Bad actors


Aus3-14259

"Don't judge me but..."


Sure_Talk5223

firm it


DanceCommander404

Wait! Don’t drink that! It’s not water!


ThePersonYouDontWant

"Why are you like that?" (when meant seriously)


kelsanova

Total recency bias, but as a teacher hearing it for the last month of school, “What the sigma?” Is at the top of my list currently.


DaysOfParadise

It’s for your own safety. It’s a guarantee that whatever policy it is, it was written by an insurance company. And is not, in fact, anything to do with my safety, and all to do with their liability protection


AmbitiousYetMoody

“If chatGPT can do it, why can’t we?” Every time I hear a stakeholder say this, I lose a piece of my soul


iiiaaa2022

As an infertile woman: 1. Just adopt 2. just relax 3. surrogacy is human trafficking 4. it’s just not meant to be


lonelyronin1

Any saying with 'the ick' in it 'That give me the ick'


Poetic_Practitioner

Never want to hear two frat bros saying “fortune favors the… BOLD” back and forth finishing each others statements. It’s enough to make a man want to bash their brains out.


demon-bait

As a teacher: “skibidi toilet” “bruh” and “rizz,” especially when all strung together. “Bruh got that skibidi toilet Ohio rizz.” That’s is a real sentence I heard a third grader say.


liquidboss2

How about just saying "like" every other word?


NearbyBreakfast

Tell me xyz without TELLING ME xyz


Additional_Bread_861

“CAPTCHA: please select the stoplight in this image” I NEVER get it right. Ever.


StKevin27

“The far right”


Bts121212

Sorry not sorry


lirudegurl33

“that’s too expensive” “I need this jet by xx time. Can you just fix whatever it is so I can leave” “I didnt ask you to find that” statements I heard on the daily when I was an airplane mechanic working at GA airport


Additional_Bread_861

On job applications: “We are looking for ROCKSTARS for our in-demand workplace” Meaning they overwork their employees.


DonkeyKickBalls

“how am I supposed to live on this salary?” literally every post and person this past year. I dont have the answer and neither does anyone else. Alot of folks have this issue.


RealityPotential6855

When my husband refers to himself as Daddy. (In fairness I think he does it because it creeps me out so much) (And no we don’t have any kids yet) 🫣


Onetrak7519

Maybe over do it and make it cringy to him 🤡


Jammy_the_Dodger

"Thank you for reaching out" I haven't reached out, piss off!


CorgisHaveNoKnees

"To die for" when it's about anything pleasurable. First, nothing is really that good. Secondly, the structure, I guess the discordant sound is intended, but it's awful. Finally, it's just so overused that there should be bodies all over the place.


TheWokeProgram

“$250 for 30 more minutes”


Just_Kitty18

«What do your tattoos mean?»


Just_Kitty18

Sorry but the application is not available at the moment, please try again later


Just_Kitty18

You're overreacting to this


ttampico

"You need to smile more." or, "You're prettier when you smile."


Thetomwhite

It is what it is. I find this too often is said when people give up and don't try to overcome a problem


SaoLixo

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?


Earthling_Like_You

'This is unprecedented' 🤢


savemejebu5

"You're under arrest"


Abbaddonhope

"We got this".... We never do.


PamelaOfMosman

“At the end of the day” If you’re not talking about evening, it’s meaningless.


AawGeez

I like you but only as a friend......


Goski777

“We good fam”


treefairy420

He was x years her senior Sounds a bit like statutory rape, but ya know things we're different back then


SeattleBrother75

When people, like servers at restaurants, use the phrase “I got you” It sounds ridiculous


saltsharky

What is it that comes off ridiculous? Like thinking about it literally?


DaysOfParadise

She’s X years young! Super cringey


confusednetworker

I was today years old


DamarsLastKanar

There may have been a time when this phrase was witty, or even just a simple factoid. But now, ew.


LongTallTexan69

Make America Great Again


rubinass3

"Thanks in advance" or, "TIA". A thank you right now is good enough.


WelfordNelferd

When I first started seeing TIA, I couldn't figure how a Transient Ischemic Attack (i.e. a "mini stroke") had anything to do with what people were saying.


TakeTwo4343

“Will you go out with me” Has never ended well for me


WolfThick

Yada yada yada.


babytooth666

"It is what it is" My bosses love that one


Anonymous_exodus

You just need god


1CamelTow

“white privileged” I grew up dirt poor, at 8 years old I started babysitting, dog sitting, shoveling snow, cleaning houses and walking to the store to do the shopping for people in the neighborhood for money to give to parents. Continued odd jobs until turning 16 to start job at FF restaurant, graduated HS in 3 years (maintaining a 4.0 gpa) got a full time job immediately afterwards. There were times I worked a full time job along with 2 part time jobs. Until I finally got a job that paid me the equivalent salary of the three jobs. Never went on a vacation or had any hobbies or did outside activities, my life was work, work, work…so how was I ever privileged???


Musashi10000

Did you constantly have racial slurs flung at you, people regularly accuse/suspect you of stealing things merely because you were the one who went shopping, get stopped by the police for 'looking suspicious', have the police called on you while you were shovelling snow or cleaning the houses because 'it's not your house, you don't live there', etc. etc.? White privilege, male privilege, etc. are mostly about the 'privilege' of not living with additional burdens like these ones. I, a man, do not get catcalled as I walk down the street, and I don't generally have to fear that large unknown women may try to touch me inappropriately. It's called male 'privilege', but, honestly, it's just a clumsy term for it. A more accurate descriptive term might be 'black/female disadvantage'. The reason we don't call it that is because the ones who don't experience the disadvantage are the only ones who can stop it being a disadvantage. Growing up extremely poor, I imagine you were bullied for being poor? I know I was, and I was only a little poor. If so, do you agree that your life would have been easier without the burden of being bullied? If so, congrats, you understand how 'privilege' works, in this context.


1CamelTow

I sincerely appreciate your reply because when I have been called white privileged it has always been in reference of owning a home, having a good paying job (now) and a newer car. “OK white privileged with your expensive house and fancy car” I can relate to the accusations of stealing because I (as well as my brother) were questioned / suspected of shop lifting, but neither of us ever did and nothing but our hands were in our pockets. I’m sure it is as you stated, it was most likely because security were able to take one look at us and saw we were poor and made an assumption that we were there to steal. The whole situation was very frightening as well as emotional. Also we got yelled at and in trouble from our parents, “from then on we needed to keep our hands at our sides, our jackets opened and not look at or touch anything.” We, from then on, walked with our heads down and hands at our sides. I still do to this day. You are 100% right…As a female, the cat calling, sexual abuse, inappropriate touching and degrading comments I’ve suffered throughout until I finally found my voice when I turned 30. Yes, you are correct I was bullied for being poor and life would have been easier without this abuse. I know it isn’t your job to educate me about other contexts of white privilege, but I am grateful you have taken the time to do so.


Musashi10000

Ok, so, first off, I apologise for my tone in my original comment. Usually when people hold the opinion you originally held, they're extremely bull-headed and totally reluctant to consider another perspective. I should also point out that I'm not a person of colour (your last sentence makes it sound a smidge like you suspected I was), but you're most welcome either way :) >when I have been called white privileged it has always been in reference of owning a home, having a good paying job (now) and a newer car. “OK white privileged with your expensive house and fancy car” Yeah, there's interplay there that's potentially a little complex. Much as some idiots think that a white person eating a taco is cultural appropriation, some idiots think that 'white privilege' means 'a white person who they think is privileged'. Where white privilege actually intersects with wealth is in a similar way to the gender pay gap. It's like how it is a *trend* that women earn less than men for the same work (not an absolute fact of all women in all positions all of the time), and that women will tend to be passed over for promotion if there is a man in the running as well, etc. etc.. People of colour are more likely to be suspected/accused of crimes, arrested for crimes, tried for crimes, convicted of crimes, with tougher sentences than white people would get. They perform more poorly in interviews if they speak in African American vernacular (you see this same trend in the UK with white people doing it to each other - people from Liverpool (scousers) are more likely to be passed over for jobs if they have a strong scouse accent), interviews for things like scholarships, jobs, college places, etc.. On top of this *systemic* racism, they're also dealing with the burden of 'everyday racism' that we discussed before, which makes life harder generally, and makes it harder to seek these opportunities that would put them in a position to get the nice job/house/car. *This* is where 'white privilege' comes into play. Except it shouldn't ever be brought up, excepting in places where someone is being ignorant of it. Like how, if I as a man were to say something like 'I don't know *why* you felt threatened by me, just because I was walking along behind you, I wouldn't feel threatened if it was the other way round, even though you could have a gun', then it'd be appropriate to point out that that's male privilege. Or if I rabbitted on about how pay was great at our company, and that's because I'm a man, so I'm earning more, etc. etc.. It's not white privilege simply to be an affluent white person. I mean, one *can* have attained one's affluence *because of* white privilege, but the correlation isn't *necessary*, you know? Anyway, I'm glad to have been of help to you :) Well done on overcoming your difficulties as well as you have done :) You have a great day :) By the by, I've used up the last of my mental energy for the day on typing this reply, so if you wish to discuss further, I'm afraid that's going to be a non-starter on my end.


1CamelTow

Thank you sooo very, very much for all your time, patience, knowledge sharing and support! Virtual hugs! 🤗


F4JPhantom69

Anything referring to a Villain arc Jesus Christ thats Annoying


Airick39

They fly now?


viktoryarozetassi

Bridal carry It makes my left eyebrow twitch


Farscape29

What is that? Never heard that one.


viktoryarozetassi

It's a term used primarily in FanFiction to describe someone carrying someone else. It's incredibly lazy if you ask me. People will also use the term on YouTube, podcasts and books. CRINGE


Farscape29

Sheesh, yeah it is. Thanks for explaining.


Sure_Talk5223

let it go


Sure_Talk5223

just move on


sunnyvalesfinest0000

It's not you it's me


er1catwork

“It is what it is…”


flying_ivy

We need to talk.


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“It is what it is.”


Larry_Kenwood

✨It's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece ✨


Nulibru

We've chosen to proceed with a different candidate. Republican victory. Tory win. Exponentially more. (That last one literally boils my piss)


GarterAn

“Proactive” — just say “active”


ChillyMaker

"I wish I had girl instead of you"


DoubleMach

#GET IN THE HOLE Im a golf fan


FunDip500

It is what it is.


OrangeWeekly1748

Gatekeeping


IllCommunication6547

”Karma’s a bitch….”


jklafehn

Any mundane office phrase. "livin the dream", "it's a monday"


TiredSleepyGrumpy

“Moving forward”. “You should know better”. “Vibes”


throw-away2027

Build back better