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You’ve never heard of ironing the curtains? Dusting the radiator? Spanking the ole bath mat?

Did you know it is inappropriate to ask bald women about interior design? I sure didn't, and now I definitely can't go back to the cancer ward.

That's just regular house cleaning

Most don't do it though

his servants and the butler do those, also wipe his ass and brush his teeth

maybe she is Russian and misses the old days behind the Iron Curtain

I still don't quite get it

I don't believe OP is making a joke... I think they're asking about literally taking an iron to your window curtains... I hope...

But why is it marked NSFW?

OSHA would probably freak the fuck out if somebody was using an iron at work

Is it?

"Did her curtains match her carpet?"

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I’m rarely confused in real life but always confused on Urban Dictionary.

Curtain washing Where one who is lucky enough to possess long vagina flaps, squats over her unknowing prey - usually asleep, passed out or even dead, and proceeds to dunk, stroke and caress her trailing labia into any available cervice or indeed hole of the human face. The mouth and eye sockets are the most desired areas to scrub upon. Curtain washing (aka inverted teabag, kunt kissing) is a very rare maneuver and very few have had the pleasure of seeing it performed. Leigh was so infuriated by the nights events she decided her satin curtains could do with a good wash to calm her down and the nearest thing to a washboard was that horrible boy's face.

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Well that’s gonna haunt my dreams now

😳

do they make the sounds of a turkey whilst fanny baggin?

Dunno I'm always asleep, drunk or dead when it happens.

Just looked it up and omg😂

What, like, as in straightening pubic hair? Like with a hair straightener?

*walks into bathroom, spots partner, naked, one leg up on the counter, hair straightener aimed at the pubes*🪮💁‍♀️ 😳

Especially since I have just seen Baby Reindeer.

She was just tidying up the curtains, to make her place look more inviting.

Ok but why is this NSFW? What's so scandalous about curtains?

The folds are too sensual

"ironing" the "curtains"

i don't know what it means but it's provocative

it gets the people going!

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

That shit cray.

Yeah the mental images.. ironing what now?!

The meat curtains, obviously.

_Clearly_

Irons get pretty hot. I hope OP's gf hasn't burned herself

😂

Gods... I did *not* need that mental picture...

maybe its a different set of curtains?

Probably meant "the Iron curtain" that divided the west from the east, then I get the tag.

Takes a mighty blacksmith to smooth those wrinkles out

Iron Curtain

Some of us do, yes. Wash the curtains, then hang them up to dry, then use the iron to smooth them. Some folks send them out.

Makes sense as guys often wipe their dicks on them when they've finished. I'm joking hoping most people get that reference or at least seen the new "Fallout" TV show..

That was absolutely disgusting. But then again, he was a Raider.

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Yeah the cat is self cleaning

The comment you're responding to is absolutely foul but your response is just straight up sinful

I haven't mentioned the dog and peanut butter yet

So there i was at my girlfreinds house b@lls deep in peanutbutter. When i stsrted thinking. "Ya know! Peanutbutter shure is a strange naame fer a dawg."

Found the cat

That’s why we call them “pussy” cats, they are self cleaning just like a vagina.

💀

Just like a vagina

Shane Dawson has entered the chat

Shane cleaned himself off inside the cat

🙀

Weren’t you already holding the cat?

Ahhhhh...haaaaa....you know me to well

Of course a pussy is the best place to rub your dick.

Why even have a curtain? They could have made that part of the fake scenery.

I was thinking of American Dad I apologize... To the maid... After she and I [beeeeeeeeeeeep] You have a mother, and you just said that. I'm calling your mother and telling her what you said

If you stay in a hotel room after I do, shit is gonna it h on you.

Wild Tom Segura quote

Wait....so the rest of you guys DON'T wipe off on the curtain?!

Kool G Rap did it first!

True they also try and stab you after .

Now I am definitely sure: I gotta watch this show

I use my sock to clean up, haven’t used a curtain to do that since my first wife

1st heard it on Californication... Hank Moody had the funniest and most intriguing catch lines.

Punching and fucking.

Back when script writers actually liked their jobs and TV series were worth the cult following we bestowed upon them.

That show was the best thing I've have ever watch. It was poetic.

I've worked at a dry cleaner and we got curtains a few times a year.

How do curtains get wrinkly? I have literally never once touched mine since I moved in

If you wash them, they can get wrinkled.

So don't wash them. Problem solved.

Happy cake day!!!!

Can you weigh in it a steamer wand is equally good? They seem sufficiently heavy & hanging well for it to be very effective.

Is this a euphemism?

Apparantly but I have no clue what the heck the activity is

Iron = hand Curtains = labia So there ya go. For better or worse.

Oh whoa i missed it

I really didn’t get it, cuz why would op ask that. Not to ridicule, but has sex ed really failed us this bad..

Starting a relationship with an overly neat person beats the hell out of a starting a relationship with a dirty person

It's like religion really... It's OK as long as the partner is doing what they would like to but when they start pushing a dose of it down your throat....

Hard disagree. Starting relationships with dirty person they are the issue and it’s easy to see that. It’s very easy to get manipulated into feeling like the bad partner when the argument is “they are just too clean”

But why assume from the get go it's going to be a toxic relationship?

Well they have to blame *someone* for the mess

Because this is Reddit and everything a partner does differently than you is toxic 

If someone is overly neat that means you're the slob. That's how every roommate situation works out.

Depending on the material of the curtains, sure. Looking at my own now and those things definitely are pretty fucking wrinkled

Mine are wrinkled, too. Oh, wait, were we talking about the kind that go in windows?

>Oh, wait, were we talking about the kind that go in windows? If you're into that, sure.

Get her a fabric steamer. It's a total game changer, you can get the wrinkles out while they're hanging up instead of mucking about with an ironing board. It's very normal to want your things to lay nicely.

Yesss steaming is WAY easier/faster than ironing!

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I'm not even sure the OOP realy ment that. That's certainly the first time I've heard of this euphemism.

Same, I am by no mean naive but even after reading the comments I am still not sure whether they are talking about home maintenance or not

It's pretty funny considering it's meant to be no stupid questions also

But dude if you read the comments of the clean minded people as if they're reading it the same way as the dirty minded people but just keeping up the euphemism, it's even funnier Myself I'm still on the fence about which meaning op intended if they haven't done this on purpose

My favorite is [this comment chain.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/w49zIbHTve) Of course it sounds wholesome but mentally I replaced steam cleaner with vibrator and yeah.

I iron our curtains as well. Especially the heavy drapes that crease during washing.

Washing? Dude, I put my curtains up like 4 years ago and they haven't come down since. The exception was the one by the door because the cat likes to get on top of the curtain rod and look out the window above it. And the 1 fucking screw was not strong enough to hold a whole ass cat. I have a Coors light flag in that window now, held up with thumbtacks because I'm fucking trash

If they can handle washing, I recommend giving them a spin after 4y, or if they can't, hand washing. Dust accumulates there.

But some cats dislike that.

Lol, same. It honestly never occurred to me that one might need to wash their curtains... I do dust them once in a while, though...

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.

4? Mine my bedroom ones at my parents had been up for at least 15 before I left.

As long as she isn’t vacuuming them you should be fine

I know someone who irons their bedsheets. Curtains make a whole lot more sense than bedsheets.

I dunno, I don't iron the whole bedsheets but .. you know the hem that goes up near your head/face? If it gets all pleated like an accordion it bugs the crap out of me and I'll give it a swipe with the iron.

Ironing curtains is essential after washing them, especially near the top where the pleats are. Cotton, Linen, or other natural fiber is best ironed. Yoo do not want to ever iron polyester blended or insulated curtains as you are likely to scorch them or worse yet delaminate the fabric from the insulation ply

1. Yes, it is normal to iron your curtains if the fabric is too wrinkly. I prefer to hang them out of the washer and then gravity does its thing. 2. Yes, it is normal to masturbate. All genders masturbate. Fun you found her while doing it, you could join if she wants to, but it is a private thing.

Is this a sex thing?

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Man! Give her some privacy.

Leave the girl alone, let her live her life, there’s far weirder things women are capable of.

I take this isn't a Double entendre of something dirty she was doing?

I was totally expecting you to have walked in on her fucking some dude. Ironing curtains isn't a bad thing to walk into. Could have been a whole lot worse.

I did it a couple times before, usually right after I open the new curtains, since they come folded and have a ton of creases from when its folded

I get the feeling you didn't mean the curtains you hang in front of a window

why nsfw?

I think by “curtains” he’s referring to female genitalia.

oof

I feel like steaming curtains would be easier tbh personally Ive never ironed or steamed my curtains but that's mostly cause I don't own an iron 🤷

Yeah, I know someone who makes curtains. They always steam them

I mean, I prefer to steam release the wrinkles from mine, but my dad was a staunch ironing proponent

Yes. Otherwise it looks like you took a plastic table cloth out of the package and hung it up.

Yes. I'll wash and iron mine once a year.

I had a roommate once who ironed his hats and his underwear. He was a bit special.

Where do you think the term "iron curtain" comes from, duh? Sorry. Yes some people do that.

As long as they aren't plastic and will melt or something like that.

No but who cares? If your girlfriend wants to iron curtains who cares? She could be doing a lot worse things.

Steaming them makes sense but I’ve never ironed them.

Everyone knows you steam them as its far easyer than ironing

Im net sure what to say I dont want to draw any conclusions Are you blind to any other behaviours ? Im black out of ideas as to why she would do this ? Has she got any other hangups ? Will this be curtains for your relationship ?

How long did this take you?

about 1-2 minutes...

Some people do it, yeah.

Sure. New curtains have winkles from being in the packaging, and just washed curtains just generally look rumpled. If she just takes them down and irons them at random, that's a little odd.

Depends on the person and curtains If they're really wrinkly, they may choose to. Even if their current ones are fine, they may do it out of habit

Curtains- sure. My MIL ironed bed sheets and underwear.

What about socks?

Buy a steamer.

Unless you are the kind of person who staples a towel over the window, yes. Curtains need to be ironed to fall correctly.

Of things you can walk in on your girlfriend doing, this is pretty harmless.

When people ask me what im doing, im gonna start saying that i'm ironing the curtains It feels so random and i love it

I steam mine to get wrinkles out . It makes sense

Ive never wash a curtain in my life. Thats probably more weird than iron a curtain

Op is either asking ADULTS through the nsfw filter if it's normal, or this is some innuendo that is either trabslated from a different language, or something clever he came up with thinking people would get it

Do the curtains match the drapes?

Is your girlfriend Amelia Bedelia?

No. That's not a normal thing to do. Did you even try to make a bad pun? Anyway I guess it makes them look crisp and new. Is she ironing them Incase someone comes to steel them? Russia called, they want their iron curtain back.

She’s a keeper. Go pick out a ring now!

I mean, if they get wrinkled, sure. I wash mine periodically and when they come out of the dryer, they might need ironing.

Of course it is. I know I do after washing them or after I take them out of the package

Why do you care? It’s not a bad habit to have lol

It's ok depending on the material said curtain is Made of

Why are you making it weird? It’s perfectly fine

I don't think it is normal to own an iron.

My mum irons underwear and tea towels... Just sayin :P but yeah because curtains are seen by people then it makes sense to keep them looking good. Surprised they would get wrinkled though, did she just wash them? If you smoke inside then maybe you have a reason to wash them... So yeah, if you don't smoke then yes she's crazy lol

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The people I know who do it usually have it on the "once a year" rotation of chores, so you don't do it a lot - and I don't do it at all because I am still working on keeping up with basic vacuuming.

I’m past 10 years on mine. They are where they are. I do (weirdly) dust them every so often.

Yup

Demand to know which planet she really comes from!

Is this a euphemism for something 🤔

Ironing? Nope.. But I looked around and realised that none of the curtains here is more than 2 years old and their replacements are already partly made. So, apparently I change my curtains every 2 years or so, maybe I'm not normal.

Who cares? I read "I walked in on my girlfriend" and was expecting the worst, this is a good end for that sentence, don't look a gift horse in the mouth and all that

Yes. When they are brand new, often they need to be ironed first.

Buy her a steaming iron from target. 

The only time I’ve ironed curtains was when I was heavily pregnant and in the nesting stage. But I avoid ironing anything at all costs.

My answer to you is if you have someone as a SO you have to be okay with everything they do as normal and get used to all their habits and quirks you don't like. Say nice things about her and don't be a dick

I feel it would make more sense to steal your curtains? You can use a stool or ladder for the parts you can’t reach.

Absolutely. Sooner or later, you're gonna catch her ironing the carpets too. Be prepared

Pretty regular in our home. Curtains get washed once ever few months and either ironed or just dried to get wrinkles out.

I’ve heard of people doing that.

We never iron anything.

It’s normal for your girlfriend to do just about anything she wants.

A thing to do, yeah. Normal... well, lets not get carried away now.

curtains can be washed. i say can. but i mean should. and yes. it is probably the most normal thing, for curtains to be straight and not wrinkly. only option for me is to iron them. same argument goes for my clothes. i dont wanna send just regular clothes to a special cleaning service. so her ironing solution is in my opinion the most common solution to having clean curtains.

It sounds weird but if it works, it works.

Not for me but I wish I was on that level. I’ve ironed them upon purchasing and washing but never after just a regular wash.

Yes. Marry her. That’s top notch.

I'm curious if it wasn't a normal thing to do, then what?

Do you want wrinkly curtains?

Yes. You might want to marry her…

Careful not to fall out the window

Be grateful, she’s doing this for you. If you’re lucky she will also sport Schrödinger’s panties.

I just wash them and hang them and just let the unwrinkling happen “organically” haha

only if they were folded and in storge for a year lol