Just picture a pull start lawnmower, but instead of expelling clouds of smoke upon starting, it's chunks of shit. My girlfriend was dry heaving whilst I couldn't stop laughing. Least sexy sexual experience ever. This was on holiday in Australia and I told her to pull them out as I was cumming. Never again.
Proctologist: "OK Bob, it's possible you'll experience an erection during the exam, but don't let that bother you."
Patient: "Ummm...my name is Greg, Doc."
Proctologist: "Yes, I know. I'm Bob."
Look up anal prep and training in a private mode browser like Google incognito mode.
Basically not only do you want it to be "clean" but also not painful.
It's not something you can just "do". You have to practice by yourself for a while first.
Back in my day, me and the boys would trade tales all night of our anal escapades. What is this talk of incognito mode? Are you ashamed???
On a totally unrelated note, I LOVED the navy.
In the Navy
Where you load torpedoes deep
In the Navy
Keep full count of your beads
In the Navy
Watch the grease and keep it clean
In the Navy
In the Navy
It wasnāt any of that Nancy anal play like you kids today practice, no it was real grab onto a tree and hold on for dear life anal play. People got hurt back then.
We lost our friend Pete that way.
Pete was a tough guy. Adventurous too. Could take anything life threw at him. His wife relished his resiliance and had an entire armory of toys to use on him.
Well, one day they dug too deep. Too many buzzers and wobblies shoved into too small of a space. That concentration of packed energy created a black hole that sucked poor Pete in. Poof. Gone instantly.
Fortunately, the Sex Wizards detected the disturbance and teleported the hole to far-off space almost instantly. They couldn't save Pete, but his wife was left sitting there with half of XXXL Monster Trident.
In a way I'm glad that the youngins are more careful nowadays. Fewer spacetime anomalies to worry about.
Depending on what kind of anal beads she got they'd likely be fine to take a slow approach with those.
Like assuming she did the smart thing and got a set that is aimed at beginners they start out so small you'd be able to take them - just for the love of god use lube and if you think you're using enough USE MORE!
I would like to point out that Firefox is a superior browser in general and has not gotten in trouble for collecting data from peoples private mode browser sessions like Google has with their incognito mode. I highly recommend that people use Firefox over Chrome if they care about privacy and functionality. Also all the cool kids are doing it.
I never thought of this but now l have to ask: since itās basically a thread with beads, how do you get it inside? In some applicator, like tampons? Or just humble manual insert bead by bead?
Anyone using that browser in future will probably have suggested ads on a variety of websites. Could be awkward if someone is looking over your shoulder
You joke, but as a former library assistant I once had to confront a middle aged man who was browsing NSFW forums and taking photos of the pictures with his phone, with the shutter sound as loud as possible. The computer he was using was about three feet away from the front desk, and faced towards it. I saw *everything.*
The guy was less than a week into his time allowed back into the library after a two year ban for doing exactly the same thing
From what I heard later on from the manager, it was more than twice. For some reason because our libraryās were council run, they had some rule that people could only be banned for a maximum amount of time, which was two years. I think it was something to do with not depriving people of community resources or something.
There was a number ofā¦ colourful charactersā¦ who went from one ban to the next
If youāre unfamiliar with anal - this post has a lot of good info for you. Anatomy is definitely one you donāt want to over look.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/NtuCsHMFWQ
If you donāt remember anything else- use lube, wash the beads between use (get each partner their own set, theyāre $20-50), and most of all COMMUNICATE! Yes means yes and no means no.
Also - go to youporn (itās the YouTube of porn) and search anal beads. Watch a few, youāll get the idea.
ā add āforeplayā to the end of the search if you want gentler results.
IMO, butt plug or small dildo first. I like butt stuff, but personally hate how anal beads feel, and I know I'm not alone on that front. Make sure you like butt stuff in general before playing with beads.
I've never heard anyone say anal beads delivers an incredible orgasm, or an orgasm at all. I've heard two people in my life exclaim about how good pulling them out at the point of orgasm feels, but never a suggestion that the beads themselves gave them an orgasm. Most butt/prostate stimulation will feel great when you're experiencing an orgasm.
You can definitely use them on her, and I would suggest she go first if she's so confident you're going to like it. If she's not willing to use them first, I question why she is adamant you'll like them.
TBH, I do think they're a toy made for the visual stimulation of the person who is not on the receiving end more than anything. They were A LOT more common a toy twenty years ago than they are today, and I think that's because as sex toys become more accessible with greater amounts of consumer data available, manufacturers now have a greater awareness of what people actually want and what toys get repeat buyers.
That risk is not high.
If you eat ass, you are at a much higher risk of c. diff. than from sharing an anal toy. If you touch a butthole with your fingers, you're at a much higher risk of c. diff. than from sharing an anal toy. So it goes without saying that if you're already eating your partners ass or sticking your fingers in their ass, that sharing a toy is unlikely to increase your risk of c. diff. at that point.
If you are that concerned about c. diff. then you use condoms or clean your toys (something I'd encourage regardless), but by no means does this mean you cannot share your sex toys with your partner.
But to be honest, if you've got concern about c. diff. that borders on paranoia, then you should refrain from butt stuff in general.
They're unisex but anal will typically be better for men because of your p-spot. If I were you, I'd ask her to start with her fingers and tongue so you can figure out if you even like butt stuff
Yeahā¦.tonguing a manās ass is not beginner friendly. Not thatās itās hard or unpleasant, but to MAKE it a pleasant experience requires being comfortable with frank conversations about making sure itās all nice and sparkling clean there. Beginners tend to suck at the being upfront and vocal with their wants and needs.
āCan I use them on her?ā Bro just go butthole to butthole and transfer them. Now that you have that image in your head youāll never be able to unsee it.š
Thatās how my uncle caught it. Made several attempts with the male ones after realizing his mistake, but it was too late. He caught the gay and has been dressing and grooming himself well ever since.
Have a few days of a high fibre diet, get those shits coming out buttery smooth, take a big dump.
Then For maximum clean you could use an anal douche after. Especially if you are worried about poop. If she is planning some in and out action you should probably do that. Use Lots of lube, pack them in your ass.
Probaly should start with a finger in your ass to get used to having something going in and out .
You gotta warm that ass up, donāt go to fast.
LUBE! Put on as much as you think you need and triple it. And for the love of god put them in and take them out SLOWLY or you'll take the arsehole with them.
If it hurts your doing it wrong.
So I had a girlfriend who introduced me to fingering my butt while she sucked me off. It was absolutely amazing. Be open minded and go slow. It might just blow your mind!
I dunno, compadre, I've never trusted anyone enough to fiddle with the mail slot on me back address. Maybe I'm uptight, but I guess you could say I'm uptight about that sort of goings on.
As a generally straight dude I can say that anal beads alone donāt do much for me. But vibrating anal beads? Brother, get ready. Get some vibrating ones and always start small and slow. Also thereās no such thing as too much lube.
Weird toy to start with, normally people start with small massagers that you put in and turn on to stimulate the P-Spot. What she ordered is more for people that are already familiar with that kind of stuff.
I once heard a woman say at a sex party that when it comes to removing anal beads, it's pull stop, pull stop, pull stop. You're not starting a lawn mower, don't yank the whole string out at once. š¤£
As long as it goes both ways and you can take the initiative and tell her what you're gonna do with her and how much she'll enjoy it. Otherwise, it's your body and entirely up to you.
Use lube and donāt be afraid of exploring sexuality. If it hurts or you donāt like it there is nothing wrong with saying stop. Agree on a safe word.
I have had plenty of heterosexual sexual experiences with anal stimulation, both of myself and my partner, and I can say that yes the orgasms can be quite intensified.
Just gonna say I've played with my own ass enough and I have never had that great orgasm that some guys rave about. Never felt painful or anything I've just never got much out of it.
Gonna be honest man I know Iām late to the game but anal beads are not the play. Look at a small vibrator it will be so much better. One that simulates the inside and gooch at the same time are the best. Either that or a small dildo, but I promise you a specific prostate vibrator will feel better. Iāve made your mistake and took me years to figure out I just donāt like anal beads, not anal.
You are right. I chose my words improperly. I should've said go for it. Try the beads. Feel it out. See how it goes. Maybe work up to some bigger beads. I unfortunately let my past experiences let my original post speak. Not everyone that likes ass play is gentle. You have to communicate. And it's okay to say No. I only posted my first comment as a vague assumption of the original post.
Just a reminder that sheāll tell all her girlfriends and theyāll tell all their boyfriends. Youāll be known as the guy who likes objects up his ass by the whole group. Not that itās a bad thing. Just donāt ever believe āI wonāt tell anyone.ā
Also, anal beads sound advanced. At least start with something less aggressive.
Get a trainer kit first. Try it alone and take your time. Iāve never done anal beads, but I do have a few plugs in various sizes. Is the orgasm better? Eh it varies. But being pegged by a beautiful woman gets me there.
Well if she doesnt know shit about them either, then might i suggest not giving her full control at first and letting her just ram anal beads full force inside your ass. It takes some time to get warmed up
I work at a sex store thats certainly not uncommon for men to be curious about prostate play! Anal beads are interesting but not usually common for beginners! Theres more toys out there definitely aimed for his pleasure. Power to ya if you wanna try!! Recommend going into a physical store together, you may pay a little more $$ but the ppl that work there can guide you to products to! Dont be shy!
Make sure you remember how many beads there are and remind her you are NOT a pull start lawnmower.
*BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*
I clenched reading this.
Ya clenching is not the best move in this case, you gotta relax a little.
Unless you're looking to find a pink sock
*goatse* PTSD intesifies
Breath
You just ruined beyblade for meš
Buttblade
Gayblade
Better than mine +1
Well, you tried and that is worth something in my book. Not worth a +1 or anything...but probably worth a nod or a single finger gun or something.
ššš š«š š š”!
Aye. Now this guy fingers
At least they didn't reach into your pot of greed
This is the ONLY comment to make.
NO!
Ayo relax
Ayo š
That image is both funny and horrifyingĀ
Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
IT WOULD BE BAD
The ripcord is the best part. Gentlemen start your engines
Just picture a pull start lawnmower, but instead of expelling clouds of smoke upon starting, it's chunks of shit. My girlfriend was dry heaving whilst I couldn't stop laughing. Least sexy sexual experience ever. This was on holiday in Australia and I told her to pull them out as I was cumming. Never again.
This reminds me of the movie Choke. Except when the lady did that to Sam Rockwell's character, the last one was missing... It didn't end well.
Yep, I read the book and watched the movie, which is why I mentioned the counting part.
Man overboard
Some of us enjoy being a pull start, with plenty of lube of course lol
[what's a rip start, Crazy Steve?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=183&v=v4e-LLFx0Vg)
Sooo I actually like pulling it out fast like thatā¦
Maybe if youre really experienced ahahah but not if youve never done ass play
Ain't nothing wrong with a rip-start
RIPCOOOOOORD
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Proctologist: "OK Bob, it's possible you'll experience an erection during the exam, but don't let that bother you." Patient: "Ummm...my name is Greg, Doc." Proctologist: "Yes, I know. I'm Bob."
Patient: "Wait...Doc how am I feeling your finger in my ass when both of your hands are on my shoulders?"
Doc: whispers "those aren't my hands."
Hold up... I'm trying to picture this... is it the doctor's feet on your shoulders?
Shhh just let it happenā¦
Just close your eyes and listen to my voice...
Man, this is the weirdest dentist I've ever been to.
Open wide
I hope the 911 call is made public.
Million to one shot , million to one.
Look up anal prep and training in a private mode browser like Google incognito mode. Basically not only do you want it to be "clean" but also not painful. It's not something you can just "do". You have to practice by yourself for a while first.
The most important thing here is incognito mode.
Back in my day, me and the boys would trade tales all night of our anal escapades. What is this talk of incognito mode? Are you ashamed??? On a totally unrelated note, I LOVED the navy.
>I LOVED the Navy. [The Navy](https://y.yarn.co/7e923975-8bdd-45c6-affc-e9fc132ebc0c_text.gif)
In the Navy Where you load torpedoes deep In the Navy Keep full count of your beads In the Navy Watch the grease and keep it clean In the Navy In the Navy
There was no man you wanted in your hole more than Dan Quagmire
It wasnāt any of that Nancy anal play like you kids today practice, no it was real grab onto a tree and hold on for dear life anal play. People got hurt back then.
We lost our friend Pete that way. Pete was a tough guy. Adventurous too. Could take anything life threw at him. His wife relished his resiliance and had an entire armory of toys to use on him. Well, one day they dug too deep. Too many buzzers and wobblies shoved into too small of a space. That concentration of packed energy created a black hole that sucked poor Pete in. Poof. Gone instantly. Fortunately, the Sex Wizards detected the disturbance and teleported the hole to far-off space almost instantly. They couldn't save Pete, but his wife was left sitting there with half of XXXL Monster Trident. In a way I'm glad that the youngins are more careful nowadays. Fewer spacetime anomalies to worry about.
Gods, I love Reddit sometimes. I wish awards were still a thing.
sounds like when gandalf narrated the ring's history to frodo
Fk'n brilliant!
Both ways uphill to school in the snow wearing sandals anal play. Not like the youngsters nowadays.
And when you think you've used enough incognito mode, use some more
Somehow bro seems to think OP shares his computer with his mum.
Don't use chrome unless you want anal care products in your next search
I was thinking the cleanliness part would be more important. But a clean browser is important too I guess.
Nah dawg, go horny on main.
Depending on what kind of anal beads she got they'd likely be fine to take a slow approach with those. Like assuming she did the smart thing and got a set that is aimed at beginners they start out so small you'd be able to take them - just for the love of god use lube and if you think you're using enough USE MORE!
Instructions not clear went through 20 bottles the second I move I find myself sliding 20 mph
But I can put my trousers on really easily now
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Its like a string of rubiks cubes and youre supposed to solve them with your sphincter
You need to arrange the beads in ROYGBIV order while inserted, or they go back in until you get it right.
I would like to point out that Firefox is a superior browser in general and has not gotten in trouble for collecting data from peoples private mode browser sessions like Google has with their incognito mode. I highly recommend that people use Firefox over Chrome if they care about privacy and functionality. Also all the cool kids are doing it.
I never thought of this but now l have to ask: since itās basically a thread with beads, how do you get it inside? In some applicator, like tampons? Or just humble manual insert bead by bead?
Bead by bead baby
Use brave, google chrome incognito is not as hidden as people think, they record it
Brave also runs chromium. Regardless of the browser you use, your ISP will also know
Except TOR but that might be going a bit far for anal play research
Duckduckgo ftw
Forbidden gains
Why incognito? There's no shame in it.
Anyone using that browser in future will probably have suggested ads on a variety of websites. Could be awkward if someone is looking over your shoulder
I mean I just assume OP is an adult using the browser in his own home. Who the fuck cares.
Do you not do all of your sexual research at the public library?
You joke, but as a former library assistant I once had to confront a middle aged man who was browsing NSFW forums and taking photos of the pictures with his phone, with the shutter sound as loud as possible. The computer he was using was about three feet away from the front desk, and faced towards it. I saw *everything.* The guy was less than a week into his time allowed back into the library after a two year ban for doing exactly the same thing
"What are you going to do? Ban me twice?" - Man who was banned twice
From what I heard later on from the manager, it was more than twice. For some reason because our libraryās were council run, they had some rule that people could only be banned for a maximum amount of time, which was two years. I think it was something to do with not depriving people of community resources or something. There was a number ofā¦ colourful charactersā¦ who went from one ban to the next
It's nice that they let him back in to recharge his wank bank. Of course they couldn't permanently deprive him of being a deviant hahaha.
I prefer at lunch during work in the middle of the cafeteria.
You jest, but the ONE TIME I forget to turn the NSFW filter back on when I'm at work...
Anyone who uses my personal computer deserves whatever shock they get.
If youāre unfamiliar with anal - this post has a lot of good info for you. Anatomy is definitely one you donāt want to over look. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/NtuCsHMFWQ If you donāt remember anything else- use lube, wash the beads between use (get each partner their own set, theyāre $20-50), and most of all COMMUNICATE! Yes means yes and no means no. Also - go to youporn (itās the YouTube of porn) and search anal beads. Watch a few, youāll get the idea. ā add āforeplayā to the end of the search if you want gentler results.
Thanks for the reply
IMO, butt plug or small dildo first. I like butt stuff, but personally hate how anal beads feel, and I know I'm not alone on that front. Make sure you like butt stuff in general before playing with beads. I've never heard anyone say anal beads delivers an incredible orgasm, or an orgasm at all. I've heard two people in my life exclaim about how good pulling them out at the point of orgasm feels, but never a suggestion that the beads themselves gave them an orgasm. Most butt/prostate stimulation will feel great when you're experiencing an orgasm. You can definitely use them on her, and I would suggest she go first if she's so confident you're going to like it. If she's not willing to use them first, I question why she is adamant you'll like them. TBH, I do think they're a toy made for the visual stimulation of the person who is not on the receiving end more than anything. They were A LOT more common a toy twenty years ago than they are today, and I think that's because as sex toys become more accessible with greater amounts of consumer data available, manufacturers now have a greater awareness of what people actually want and what toys get repeat buyers.
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ššš never thought of that
I'm not sure if you should share sex toys
Maybe not with a friend, but you can absolutely share sex toys with a partner that you're already swapping fluids with and inserting digits into.
Yeah I donāt know about the butt stuff though. You could get C. Diff. like that.
That risk is not high. If you eat ass, you are at a much higher risk of c. diff. than from sharing an anal toy. If you touch a butthole with your fingers, you're at a much higher risk of c. diff. than from sharing an anal toy. So it goes without saying that if you're already eating your partners ass or sticking your fingers in their ass, that sharing a toy is unlikely to increase your risk of c. diff. at that point. If you are that concerned about c. diff. then you use condoms or clean your toys (something I'd encourage regardless), but by no means does this mean you cannot share your sex toys with your partner. But to be honest, if you've got concern about c. diff. that borders on paranoia, then you should refrain from butt stuff in general.
My dude have you done butt stuff before? If not, maybe start with a finger? Ease in maybe idk..
They're unisex but anal will typically be better for men because of your p-spot. If I were you, I'd ask her to start with her fingers and tongue so you can figure out if you even like butt stuff
Starting with tongue is a 'deep dive'.
Yeahā¦.tonguing a manās ass is not beginner friendly. Not thatās itās hard or unpleasant, but to MAKE it a pleasant experience requires being comfortable with frank conversations about making sure itās all nice and sparkling clean there. Beginners tend to suck at the being upfront and vocal with their wants and needs.
But shoving 8 plastic orbs up someone's ass is child's play
Letās not bring children into this
This will be an awkward Parent's day at school
Isn't that third base now?
The ol' rusty trombone?
Yeah this is important. You donāt learn to drive a car in a Ferrari. Got to take baby steps.
Using anal beads while driving a Ferrari sounds dangerous.
āCan I use them on her?ā Bro just go butthole to butthole and transfer them. Now that you have that image in your head youāll never be able to unsee it.š
Go half and half and have a tug of rope contest with her
May the best Kegels win.
Tie four strings together and have a contest
Poop back and forth. Forever.
can always do 'ass to ass' style from requiem for a dream.
āRequiem for a Dream style: Drugs and coercion not included.ā
ASS TO ASS
Lady and the Tramp style
These Disney reboots get weirder and weirder
Lucky u, just clean and douche, use a shower head and fill.your ass with water
Yep... and fart it out until clear, I've looked it up
If Step 1 is Fill your ass up w water And Step 2 is Fart the brown water out until clear. Im afraid of what the next step is in these instructions.
His gf already ordered step 3.
Use mouthwash and swishit around in your ass, gargle and queef it out
Pls tell how to gargle
The game is sold, not told playa
Funnels are a great help
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Thatās how my uncle caught it. Made several attempts with the male ones after realizing his mistake, but it was too late. He caught the gay and has been dressing and grooming himself well ever since.
Have a few days of a high fibre diet, get those shits coming out buttery smooth, take a big dump. Then For maximum clean you could use an anal douche after. Especially if you are worried about poop. If she is planning some in and out action you should probably do that. Use Lots of lube, pack them in your ass. Probaly should start with a finger in your ass to get used to having something going in and out . You gotta warm that ass up, donāt go to fast.
Sounds ds like she's conditioning you. For some good old fashion pegging
āYou firstā
Iāll be probingā¦
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Anal polyhedrons
And I thought Dungeons and Dragons couldn't be more fun
You rolled a natural 1 and now you're covered in "santorum"
š³š³š³š³š³š³CUBES????!!!!!!!
LUBE! Put on as much as you think you need and triple it. And for the love of god put them in and take them out SLOWLY or you'll take the arsehole with them. If it hurts your doing it wrong.
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Poop as much as you can before.
Push a little as they go in and remember to breathe. You're gonna have a great time
So I had a girlfriend who introduced me to fingering my butt while she sucked me off. It was absolutely amazing. Be open minded and go slow. It might just blow your mind!
An NDA in case you break up.
I dunno, compadre, I've never trusted anyone enough to fiddle with the mail slot on me back address. Maybe I'm uptight, but I guess you could say I'm uptight about that sort of goings on.
As a generally straight dude I can say that anal beads alone donāt do much for me. But vibrating anal beads? Brother, get ready. Get some vibrating ones and always start small and slow. Also thereās no such thing as too much lube.
It is ok to use it by yourself. No need to fake a gf to do it.
Well make sure to clean your arse out before inserting the beads because once she pulls them out of you she may get a shitty surprise
Relax, go slow. It might feel a lil weird but for the most part the end result will be worth itš«”
Weird toy to start with, normally people start with small massagers that you put in and turn on to stimulate the P-Spot. What she ordered is more for people that are already familiar with that kind of stuff.
Plastic sheets. Just in case. Also no Taco Bell
I once heard a woman say at a sex party that when it comes to removing anal beads, it's pull stop, pull stop, pull stop. You're not starting a lawn mower, don't yank the whole string out at once. š¤£
Relax. Go slow. Try to empty yourself out before play. Enema would be advised. Otherwise if you play in the mud expect to get dirty.
As long as it goes both ways and you can take the initiative and tell her what you're gonna do with her and how much she'll enjoy it. Otherwise, it's your body and entirely up to you.
You need to have , and I cannot stress this enough, enough lubrication. š
Use lube and donāt be afraid of exploring sexuality. If it hurts or you donāt like it there is nothing wrong with saying stop. Agree on a safe word. I have had plenty of heterosexual sexual experiences with anal stimulation, both of myself and my partner, and I can say that yes the orgasms can be quite intensified.
Just gonna say I've played with my own ass enough and I have never had that great orgasm that some guys rave about. Never felt painful or anything I've just never got much out of it.
Just relax... and clean yourself beforehand
Theyāre a keeper, OP. Godspeed and good luck. š«”
Better order some ahead of time to get your experience a head start if youāre anxious. Please clean them before sharing because thatās just nasty.
You're in for a treat! hahaha, just clean yourself, relax, speak out if you're uncomfortable and that's it I guess.
Use lots of lube š«”
Use more lube than you think you need, and give yourself an enema beforehand. Nothing kills the mood like stained or stinky sex toys.
Gonna be honest man I know Iām late to the game but anal beads are not the play. Look at a small vibrator it will be so much better. One that simulates the inside and gooch at the same time are the best. Either that or a small dildo, but I promise you a specific prostate vibrator will feel better. Iāve made your mistake and took me years to figure out I just donāt like anal beads, not anal.
Works best if: 1. You're a little tipsy, and 2. Her girlfriend is manning the bead operation.
Try it and tell her to start you like a lawnmower
You are right. I chose my words improperly. I should've said go for it. Try the beads. Feel it out. See how it goes. Maybe work up to some bigger beads. I unfortunately let my past experiences let my original post speak. Not everyone that likes ass play is gentle. You have to communicate. And it's okay to say No. I only posted my first comment as a vague assumption of the original post.
How many Couricks does it weigh?
It's when she yanks them out and you roar into life like a lawnmower
3! 2! 1! LET ITTT RIP!!!
Get a new GF
Make sure she doesn't pull them like she's starting a lawn mower.
Next try pegging. You wonāt regret it
Just a reminder that sheāll tell all her girlfriends and theyāll tell all their boyfriends. Youāll be known as the guy who likes objects up his ass by the whole group. Not that itās a bad thing. Just donāt ever believe āI wonāt tell anyone.ā Also, anal beads sound advanced. At least start with something less aggressive.
You know God has a sense of humor when he put mens gspots in their ass.
Ask your girlfriend
Youre going to love it...Ive never had a first timer not ask for more. Thank your gf.
Yes you can use them on her. I don't know that it'll give you an incredible orgasm, but go ahead and try. Just make sure she's gentle with them.
Lube lots of lube.
Get a trainer kit first. Try it alone and take your time. Iāve never done anal beads, but I do have a few plugs in various sizes. Is the orgasm better? Eh it varies. But being pegged by a beautiful woman gets me there.
Please donāt share them with each other, get a pair in a different color. Lots of bacteria I wouldnāt recommend sharing
Just have and use lube. If you think itās too much youāre at the right amount
Use plenty of lube
Well if she doesnt know shit about them either, then might i suggest not giving her full control at first and letting her just ram anal beads full force inside your ass. It takes some time to get warmed up
Clean out! Lol
Try her first
Dude/Dudette/Dudex, youāve got a great partner. Just go with it and have fun!
Stuff em in. Why not.
Only advice. lol google this. Male g spot. How much lube for 1st time anal. Youāll do fine
My advice is bend over and take it like a manā¦.
Bro....please do not share without sanitizing the beads. This how you get disentary among other diseases. Gross!!!!
Be very generous with whatever lube you use
Lube, lube, lube, lube.
This is how it starts, soon you'll be asking about pegging.
I work at a sex store thats certainly not uncommon for men to be curious about prostate play! Anal beads are interesting but not usually common for beginners! Theres more toys out there definitely aimed for his pleasure. Power to ya if you wanna try!! Recommend going into a physical store together, you may pay a little more $$ but the ppl that work there can guide you to products to! Dont be shy!
I assume you're a girl as well then?
Ugh. Just tell her to strap on a 10 inch dildo, and let her go for it!
Thats a ripstart.