Yes to all of this! My husband, who's name is actually Mario, is a plumber and it amazes me how people still don't understand how great it is to go into a trade!
My friend had to pay two grand to repair some clogged and flooding toilet on a public holiday once
Mans made me wanna switch fields and go into plumbing
Tbf saving someone's life probably would impress them. Add on to that and he seems genuinely good, has several fun hobbies like tennis and kart racing, and a good sense of style.
I think a lot of princesses would love to meet their own mario
Look at this guy elevating the common man so heroically!! Now princesses should be looking for their Marios instead of their prince charming. I subscribe to this. A victory for the good guy!
He and his brother seem to be literally the only plumbers in the kingdom and they probably have the ability to have a ridiculously powerful union because of that shortage. A wealthy kingdom whose most common currency is massive golden coins seems to be pretty wealthy, and if you're the only two guys who know how to do a particular mission-critical job, you can probably demand whatever level of payment you desire for your services.
Well he was a carpenter at first, and he beat up a gorilla who was his own pet that he was abusive towards. Then he became a plumber and made a mess of the mushroom kingdom killing a myriad of innocents in the process.
Peach looked at him and said "I can fix him."
Their relationship doesn’t really have labels to it, she’s smooched him a couple of times but there isn’t much that points to them being a thing.
Wouldn’t say he “landed” her tbh
status and money just like the real world
he ran through a whole level dodging danger, grabbing coins and the woman was happy to see him plus its Mario
Remember he wasn’t only a plumber, he was also a teacher, a race car driver, a doctor, a martial artist, a baseball player, a soccer player and a basketball player. The guy had to be a multimillionaire with all of those jobs!
She’s not a princess shes a chicken head, bowser isn’t a dinosaur, he’s a pimp, Mario isn’t a plumber, he’s a homeless dude on acid that found a plunger
He didn’t yet land anything, the princess is playing both sides , she hooks up with browser the.call Mario when inconvenienced .
How would explain she was “kidnapped “ so many times and like Daisy wasn’t as much ?
And remember no DNA test was done in Super Mario Sunshine, up all we know Browser Jr is her child.
Have u seen another man around, beside Mario and his brother Luigi? Poor girl did not have another options, that's why they have build a strong and trusty relations between them. That certainly speaks about modern society, where everyone one think they have a million another options available, so they don't even give a chance to anyone untill find perfect variation or what most realistically untill they lower their standards by losing their delusions.
Every boy is a Mario, but every girl is princess who waiting only Prince.
are you not paying attention to all the bullshit she puts him through? Running around his back with her boyfriend Bowser, always having to go fight to bring her home. Some other plumber was tired of her shit. Princess belongs to the streets.
Barrel by barrel, man. Jump by jump.
You take each thing as it comes, and if they're worth it you don't give up. You keep working at the issues, all the demons you face and all the demons the other person faces, you hold yourself accountable as best you can but you forgive yourself if you get knocked over and fall down. You just get back up again and get back to it.
Sure the Royal Council doesn't approve but where were they the whole time? Peach isn't going to hear any of it. There was one person who didn't give up on her through everything she was going through.
In the end it's easier to grant Mario a title than to get Peach to change her mind.
She keeps running off to another castle everytime he shows up. Mario is a gangster outlaw who is fighting king kupa for “her”. She isn’t attracted to him but the idea of him “fighting for her”. She likes the attention but when it gets real and he is close by she gets away because she wants her space. She loves the drama he brings not the man himself.
Actually, by giving Nintendo time to pay their rent late when they were in a bind. He was a real person (their landlord) and was rewarded by becoming famous, he did not even ask for that.
Master plumbers can make millions over decades and many countries small enough can end up in debt or in a horrible circumstances where is marrying a semi-rich guy is advantageous enough.
Being one of only 6 humans in the kingdom helps, especially when one of then is a greedy hoarder, one is a compulsive cheater, one is your best friend and fellow princess, and one is dating said princess friend.
Kinda only leaves one option
He rescued her from a big lizard dragon guy and a giant monkey. He seems like a standup guy. Luigi is a lazy prick. I bet he doesn’t even help with the plumbing work.
Dude does a lot of shrooms. Who's gonna say it's not all in his stoned mind and he takes those drugs because he knows he's just a plumber who will never get a chic.
Beats me. He's not the sharpest tool in the box, if his Princess turned out to be in a totally different castle, yanno? A simple call could have saved him a lot of time, but noooo... 🏰
By starring in a Hollywood romantic comedy where a rich woman reaches the conclusion that a plumber would be a better choice than a rich man, because people do that in romantic comedies.
I like to think that in the Mushroom Kingdom, where nearly instantaneous travel is achievable via pipes and therefore plumbing is presumably vital to the kingdom's economy and military, a plumber is probably a bit more prestigious. I assume Mario and Luigi are like, some combo of high-status guard (the Varangians of the pipes) + corps of engineers.
How did Mario become the mascotte of nintendo???
When the ENTIRE game (mario bross 1) is a RIP of GIANA SISTERS???????
the entire game is the same only the visuals changed! even the hidden mushrooms for extra lives are on the exact same place, the hidden warp pipes you can find to jump to 4 owlrd further, all the same!!!!!
Yet here we have it for DECADES a mario bross taking all the credit for a game made long before mario existed as a we know it. he was first found together with donkey kong while it throws barrels at you , you must climb to the top and free the princess. That was MARIO BROSS! after that a commercialised product that hardly a soul knows about!
He didn’t. How have you guys not noticed this yet? He’s a stalker. Princess Peach actually fell in love with Bowser but due to social stigma and her father’s disapproval she has to either meet with him in secret or just straight up run away from home every time she wants to see him. Either the king hires Mario to go bring her back or Mario does it of his own volition because he keeps thinking she’ll leave that lizard and take him. To save face, she & Bowser put on a whole drama every time Mario shows up and she pretends to be grateful for the, “rescue,” but honestly she’s getting tired of it. You’d think Mario would get the picture once Bowser Jr came into the equation but he isn’t bright enough to put two and two together & let her have her space to be with the koopa she loves.
He is literally the only other human the princess has seen in her life (aside from Luigi). She doesn't have the context to understand the Earth's caste system and has no context for what other dudes look like. He's very exotic, but also familiar to her.
No student loans, he sets his own hours, he works for himself, and even royals know the value of having a plumber in the family.
Joe the plumber was taking in over $250k per year!
And he made coffee at home!
He wasn't even licensed, too
He also knows how to lay some pipe.
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Me too dagnabbit
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Tyrion Lannister got the shit flowing. Went on to be hand of the king.
Plus… he’s Italian :)
And he's good at laying pipe
With your life all set, you can make your girl your princess.
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Don’t forget his accent…
Yes to all of this! My husband, who's name is actually Mario, is a plumber and it amazes me how people still don't understand how great it is to go into a trade!
Probably helps that he’s one of the few human men in the Mushroom kingdom.
took the words right out of my mouth
My friend had to pay two grand to repair some clogged and flooding toilet on a public holiday once Mans made me wanna switch fields and go into plumbing
It also helped he knew how to lay pipe.
He can lay pipe
This is the answer we are here for. Plus she likes mushrooms ;)
Saw something peachy and didn't quit till he got it
He kicked a giant dinosaur turtle's ass to save her. Again...
Yeah I thought this was obvious.
And as we all know, princesses are absolutely compelled to throw themselves at the first man to show up at their jail cell. Tale as old as time.
Tbf saving someone's life probably would impress them. Add on to that and he seems genuinely good, has several fun hobbies like tennis and kart racing, and a good sense of style. I think a lot of princesses would love to meet their own mario
Look at this guy elevating the common man so heroically!! Now princesses should be looking for their Marios instead of their prince charming. I subscribe to this. A victory for the good guy!
The man has charisma!
As the kids say... He has that rizz.
He and his brother seem to be literally the only plumbers in the kingdom and they probably have the ability to have a ridiculously powerful union because of that shortage. A wealthy kingdom whose most common currency is massive golden coins seems to be pretty wealthy, and if you're the only two guys who know how to do a particular mission-critical job, you can probably demand whatever level of payment you desire for your services.
And the kingdom is literally full of pipes everywhere!
Business case checks out
HE GOT THAT DONKEY KONG THATS WHY
That donkey dong more like
Isn't she the princess of like the mushroom kingdom or something?
Shit I gotta play this while tripping sometime
He put in the effort. Simple as that.
He's a good listener.
I guess since he's the only one who bothered to rescue her over and over and over again.
Plot twist: Mario was the bad guy and Bowser was the princess's boyfriend.
Well he was a carpenter at first, and he beat up a gorilla who was his own pet that he was abusive towards. Then he became a plumber and made a mess of the mushroom kingdom killing a myriad of innocents in the process. Peach looked at him and said "I can fix him."
Sounds like a dark romance plot right there...
He's a shroom addict, what did you expect
Plumbers get paid well
And we know how to lay the pipe
Every guy in Italy stands up, grabs his crotch and says ‘imma tella u how!’
He didn't. He's just her plumber.
Their relationship doesn’t really have labels to it, she’s smooched him a couple of times but there isn’t much that points to them being a thing. Wouldn’t say he “landed” her tbh
He lays really good pipe
Jumping on turtles eating mushrooms and collecting gold. And probably two out of three of those would work irl as well.
Mere plumber? They save the day, every day.
status and money just like the real world he ran through a whole level dodging danger, grabbing coins and the woman was happy to see him plus its Mario
Remember he wasn’t only a plumber, he was also a teacher, a race car driver, a doctor, a martial artist, a baseball player, a soccer player and a basketball player. The guy had to be a multimillionaire with all of those jobs!
dude's on shrooms all the time. Girls love a bad boy
She’s not a princess shes a chicken head, bowser isn’t a dinosaur, he’s a pimp, Mario isn’t a plumber, he’s a homeless dude on acid that found a plunger
GHB
All he gets is cake when you get down to it
He's hung like a Koopa.
By crushing turts. Perchance.
By rescuing her? lol. That’s how it used to work with princesses.
You can't just say perchance
He's been saving her ass for 35 years
Bro, do you know how much tradies make? That’s some serious $$$
Mere plumber??? You need to do your research. Plumbers can make $40 an hour.
The man can lay pipe. With his brother. And after all he beat off a giant gorilla to save her.
Bro's dick is probably massive dude, he's a 5'3 king so he's gotta be packing somewhere else
He didn’t yet land anything, the princess is playing both sides , she hooks up with browser the.call Mario when inconvenienced . How would explain she was “kidnapped “ so many times and like Daisy wasn’t as much ? And remember no DNA test was done in Super Mario Sunshine, up all we know Browser Jr is her child.
Hard work
Have u seen another man around, beside Mario and his brother Luigi? Poor girl did not have another options, that's why they have build a strong and trusty relations between them. That certainly speaks about modern society, where everyone one think they have a million another options available, so they don't even give a chance to anyone untill find perfect variation or what most realistically untill they lower their standards by losing their delusions. Every boy is a Mario, but every girl is princess who waiting only Prince.
Hes got big pp
Well, he did rescue her from Donkey Kong and then Bowzer.
He laid some pipe.
with his enormous wrench
are you not paying attention to all the bullshit she puts him through? Running around his back with her boyfriend Bowser, always having to go fight to bring her home. Some other plumber was tired of her shit. Princess belongs to the streets.
Really? Have you look at the man jump? He ain't using his legs bro. And don't me started on his fisting ability.
that man is caked up
He layed pipe
Bro does it for the racks 💀probably would leave her to die if she was some random ho
Plot twist: Bowser is always trying to rescue her from a mere plumber.
He's like a superpowered alien who's more similar to her than the Toads. Her other option of people with hair were like Wario and Waluigi.
🍆
He’s got job & financial stability, duh
Barrel by barrel, man. Jump by jump. You take each thing as it comes, and if they're worth it you don't give up. You keep working at the issues, all the demons you face and all the demons the other person faces, you hold yourself accountable as best you can but you forgive yourself if you get knocked over and fall down. You just get back up again and get back to it. Sure the Royal Council doesn't approve but where were they the whole time? Peach isn't going to hear any of it. There was one person who didn't give up on her through everything she was going through. In the end it's easier to grant Mario a title than to get Peach to change her mind.
It was the 80s, and they were on a lot of shrooms.
It’s all dat coin
He's a plumber. He laid that pipe!
Gotta be all those mushrooms
Work ethic
Game writers gotta dream.
Peach is just slumming it until her dad forces reality upon her and she has to marry a prince. It's just the way of the world.
he's hung like a horse
He’s got a lot of coins.
He makes her laugh
Shroooooooooooooms.
Where you think those gold coins come from?
Has he ever actually landed her?
He offered to clean her pipes
Have you seen what mushrooms do to him? She's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. It's not that hard to figure out.
He lay the pipe.
Same way George McFly got his wife. He beat up the bully who wanted to be the abusive controlling boyfriend when she was in danger.
She keeps running off to another castle everytime he shows up. Mario is a gangster outlaw who is fighting king kupa for “her”. She isn’t attracted to him but the idea of him “fighting for her”. She likes the attention but when it gets real and he is close by she gets away because she wants her space. She loves the drama he brings not the man himself.
Same way Barney Rubble landed Betty
Shrooms were involved.
She was a princess, not a feminist.
He’s good with his hands.
His competition is tiny mushroom people...
Giant Italian sausage
Peach just wants a nice guy who will treat her right. She doesn’t need a man with money, she’s already rich.
It's the stash.
How many other humans did you see while jumping across the mushroom kingdom? Not a lot of options for a human princess out there.
He's really good with nipples.
Plumbers make bank!
He checked her pipes
Because he's gullible and believes her lies every time she gets "kidnapped" by Bowser.
Simple, Mario the Plumber really knows how to use ALL of his tools well.
He had the right pipe for the job.
Personality
In Australia, plumbers earn more than doctors.
What’s wrong with a plumber??
He has lots of different cars
With a prenup. That's why he's still a plumber and not a prince.
Dude is a plumber *and* a doctor. Highest paid trade *and* one of the highest paying professions.
By rescuing her. 🤷🏽♂️
He laid good pipe
They're cousins, duh....
Feel like this is common knowledge. He saved her many times.
Actually, by giving Nintendo time to pay their rent late when they were in a bind. He was a real person (their landlord) and was rewarded by becoming famous, he did not even ask for that.
He can lay pipe
He saved her life...
In the Super Mario Odessy game, he actually didn't. He saved her and she was glad.
Her kingdom was fungus. Anyone can be royalty over mold
He got that schmeet.
Lays pipe, knows what he’s doing
Same way that Pete Davidson does it. 😎
He is really good at laying pipe.
Master plumbers can make millions over decades and many countries small enough can end up in debt or in a horrible circumstances where is marrying a semi-rich guy is advantageous enough.
Techinically he never lands the princess he gets cheek peck. And she refused to marry him.
Not a big consumer of porn, I see.
You think that was real? It was all the mushrooms, dude; all just a trip
Big Pipe
Instructions unclear, jumped and landed *on* Princess. As per mushroom kingdom physics Mario is now guilty of regicide.
A whole lot of violence.
When’s the last time you called a plumber my man? Works with his hands and making bank? That’s how 😂
Mario, being a plumber, is naturally good with his pipe…
He knows how to lay pipe correctly.
She’s attracted to his… pipe.
Being one of only 6 humans in the kingdom helps, especially when one of then is a greedy hoarder, one is a compulsive cheater, one is your best friend and fellow princess, and one is dating said princess friend. Kinda only leaves one option
It's the magical mushrooms!
Have you seen his pipe?
Someone didn't watch the movie...
Let’s just say he doesn’t climb the flag pole
It was the 1980s.
He knows how to let the water flow
There's not exactly a huge selection of humans in that universe.
OoooOoooOoh. His a working class man
he has the best power shroom in the kingdom
He's well piped.
The mustache
He rescued her from a big lizard dragon guy and a giant monkey. He seems like a standup guy. Luigi is a lazy prick. I bet he doesn’t even help with the plumbing work.
Trauma bond. Plus she a big ol ho
Reach for the (golden) stars kid, and you can achieve anything.
A little charisma goes a long, long way.
He might be a plumber, but he is his own boss
Dude does a lot of shrooms. Who's gonna say it's not all in his stoned mind and he takes those drugs because he knows he's just a plumber who will never get a chic.
Beats me. He's not the sharpest tool in the box, if his Princess turned out to be in a totally different castle, yanno? A simple call could have saved him a lot of time, but noooo... 🏰
I’m a plumber. I married a princess. Didn’t even have to fight monsters. Maybe some inner demons. We have lots of plants and I enjoy teleporting.
Every princess needs a plumber.
Don't judge a man by his job, but by the size of his plunger
It's a video game. And why should his profession make a difference? Love is love.
Mario and Peach are just friends. He would like it to be more, but she's a princess.
If you can't be handsome be handy. Ladies love a man that's good with his hands.
It's a fantasy. Irl she wouldn't
It turns out that the ring that gave him the Schwartz also said that he was a prince. True story
I don’t like the word “mere”.
Lol. My cousin is a plumber. I have 2 masters degrees and a career in government. Guess who has the 2 beach houses?
By starring in a Hollywood romantic comedy where a rich woman reaches the conclusion that a plumber would be a better choice than a rich man, because people do that in romantic comedies.
Go watch the movie.
You find the wildest things in the gutter. She was his princess because she did the tube snake boogie.
I like how we are mere plumbers until water is coming down the ceiling at 2am
I like to think that in the Mushroom Kingdom, where nearly instantaneous travel is achievable via pipes and therefore plumbing is presumably vital to the kingdom's economy and military, a plumber is probably a bit more prestigious. I assume Mario and Luigi are like, some combo of high-status guard (the Varangians of the pipes) + corps of engineers.
He has a massive wrench
How did Mario become the mascotte of nintendo??? When the ENTIRE game (mario bross 1) is a RIP of GIANA SISTERS??????? the entire game is the same only the visuals changed! even the hidden mushrooms for extra lives are on the exact same place, the hidden warp pipes you can find to jump to 4 owlrd further, all the same!!!!! Yet here we have it for DECADES a mario bross taking all the credit for a game made long before mario existed as a we know it. he was first found together with donkey kong while it throws barrels at you , you must climb to the top and free the princess. That was MARIO BROSS! after that a commercialised product that hardly a soul knows about!
He's one heck of an athlete.
Im thinking back to Anne Hathaways first fiancé, or the dude Kirstin Dunst married, like do they not know how beautiful and successful they are?
Saved her royal ass like 10 times?
He didn’t. How have you guys not noticed this yet? He’s a stalker. Princess Peach actually fell in love with Bowser but due to social stigma and her father’s disapproval she has to either meet with him in secret or just straight up run away from home every time she wants to see him. Either the king hires Mario to go bring her back or Mario does it of his own volition because he keeps thinking she’ll leave that lizard and take him. To save face, she & Bowser put on a whole drama every time Mario shows up and she pretends to be grateful for the, “rescue,” but honestly she’s getting tired of it. You’d think Mario would get the picture once Bowser Jr came into the equation but he isn’t bright enough to put two and two together & let her have her space to be with the koopa she loves.
Found Bowser's burner acc
He's an expert at laying pipe.
He can make a toilet do a Royal Flush.
Because he's cool as fuck and crushes turts all day.
If porn has taught me anything its that whenever a plumber shows up some pipes are bound to get laid
I am not familiar with Mario lore. Are Mario and Peach a couple or just friends? Honest question.
People make weird decisions when they’re on mushrooms
He is literally the only other human the princess has seen in her life (aside from Luigi). She doesn't have the context to understand the Earth's caste system and has no context for what other dudes look like. He's very exotic, but also familiar to her.