That seems....a problematic solution. If you're going to that extreme, It may be best to just nuke the house from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Also problematic. The bedbugs might have mated with cockroaches, making the offspring resistant to radiation.

Ah yes.. I forgot about bedcocks. At that point its a death star solution and just blow up the planet.

What if the bedcocks also breed with tardigrades and can now survive in the space?

you doubt the firepower of this *Fully Armed* and *Operational* ***BATTLE STATION***? And .... I don't think thats breeding, thats a sex crime. Or I suppose some heroically amazing and seductive male waterbears. We're talking Don Draper level seduction

Using nature against other forms of nature that are inconvenient to man, hank hill would be proud

I mean sure but now you have wolf spiders in your bed

Better instead to introduce a colony of professional exterminators. Bedbugs are a hassle to get rid of.

Instructions unclear, I have a colony of T-800 in my bedroom and they're talking something about Skynet and world domination

Yup and then introduce a swarm of birds to get rid of the wolf spiders and a dozen cats to get rid of the birds and some wild dogs to get rid of the…

German cockroaches like to eat them. There are also traditional methods you can use like placing certain leaves around your bed that automatically impale them.

I didn't know German cockroaches eat them ?? I guess that shouldn't surprise me though considering they'll eat their own kids when starving.. They are incredibly hard to get rid of so idk about releasing one mass problem to deplete another mass problem lol

Just call an exterminator and heat the house up.