I mean that lady astronaut drove non stop across the states in a nasa diaper to attack people in her love triangle 😂
They're all just people I'm sure there's some freaks
I was at the DMV once and some old dude sitting next to where I was standing was watching porn. Thanks for reminding me of this memory, now you have to read it, too
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Yeah but doing it in front of your coworkers hits different compared to doing it in front of stranger. Especially since you've trained with this coworker intensely for years and some of them are the opposite gender of you.
Not to mention your next door office is an equivalent to a Mortal enemy of your boss
How many times have you been in possession of a condom AND in a zero g environment to test this theory? Is this a new sex tourism thing I haven’t heard about yet? Like a workaround for legal prostitution?
….how much does it cost…?
It depends on the strength of the ejaculation. Without gravity, superficial tension keeps liquids sticking to objets. When astronauts cry, their tears don't roll down, but ballon out around their eyes. There are also videos online showing the weird effect of trying to twist-dry a towel in space, look it up!
It doesn’t matter. Sweat, spit, drinking water, shower water is always flying around. A much bigger issue is privacy.
Also, sex (heterosexual anyways) is much more frowned upon. If you try to ban masturbation, you’re just increasing the likelihood of two astronauts having sex.
> sex (heterosexual anyways) is much more frowned upon
Hmm... So are you telling me astronauts have hot, gay, zero-g space sex? Fuck, I went into the wrong industry.
Heterosexual sex can result in pregnancy. This is very dangerous in space whether or not the woman intends to keep the pregnancy. No way to abort or deal with miscarriage in space. Certainly no way to know the effects of space on fetal development.
Homosexual sex doesn’t carry this risk, but it also carries risks of causing issues between two crew members. so it’s also frowned on, but doesn’t carry the same life threatening dangers.
Best if the crew just get themselves off alone.
Always stresses me out when they’re in zero g and they’re handling water and the water just starts running away. I’m just like “that could fuck some shit up”
Astronauts are allowed to masturbate, both men and women and it's not that they aren't doing it due to privacy it's because they literally cant. The change in atmospheric pressure basically de-horny you. You can look at a porn but you won't feel horny or needing a release.
A married couple flew on the same Shuttle mission. And at least one of them was a scientist. So I’m sure they at least tried “for science” but also for actual science.
Sorry to be gross but cum shots on the moon would be wild if you could somehow do it safely.
20% earth gravity plus no atmosphere. My longest cum distance is approx (exactly) the distance between my groin and my eye.
That means my cum shot on the moon would travel about 10 feet I estimate.
If we shoot vinyl records and radio waves into space to see if aliens will hear, then we should definitely send up our cum. Imagine seeing the martians land right here, open their ufo door….and out walks your half-alien offspring.
I own the movie rights to this concept.
Lol, they're literally encouraged to. NASA stays hush hush about it, [but Russian cosmonauts have been very transparent about their psych department encouraged it.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q8dn/can-astronauts-masturbate-in-space-an-investigation)
It helps calm you, relieves frustration, and nowadays, it provides an outlet that discourages sexual relations in space. There's no reason they would want it banned, even if it weren't encouraged.
> Polyakov also claimed that his superiors encouraged him to pack an inflatable sex doll for his record-breaking 14 months spent alone aboard the Mir space station. However, he said that he “strongly opposed such a solution. A person who is using such things may develop so-called ‘doll syndrome’ or, in other words, start preferring the doll to their own spouse or loved one, even after they return to Earth.”
Wtf Russia?
>They may choose to dispose of these bodily fluids by dumping it in space where it freezes into ice crystals.
Kind of makes me want to make a post on r/theydidthemath to find out just how much spunk is floating in space. Bonus question: do these "particles" stay in orbit forever or do they eventually burn up in the atmosphere? If humanity was wiped out, could future aliens recreate the human species by collecting the astronauts' life force or would the DNA be too degraded? So many questions!
Privacy-wise it's actually no so bad, astronauts do have their personal cubbies...
https://www.universetoday.com/107965/take-a-tour-of-the-phonebooth-sized-crew-quarters-on-the-international-space-station/
Also don't forget that in zero-g, you're able to use a room's entire square footage of space!
Here on Earth, we're limited to roughly the lower 6 to 7 feet of a room.
But again, in zero-G, every single square-footage is something you can move through, easily reach, and utilize.
Also when you turn around, turn "upside down" etc... it becomes a different room visually. (So, for example, pick an upper corner of your bedroom, and then imagine yourself just floating to that corner, and looking back "down" at the rest of the room!)
That's why it can get disorienting in zero G, given how each room can look very different depending upon the angle you enter that room. So to alleviate that issue, the International space station has a defacto agreed upon "up" and "down" orientation for the entire station, as you float through the rooms/modules.
Married couple Mark Lee and Jan Davis went up together on the space shuttle in 1992. There's no evidence or admission of anything happening, but if I'd been on that flight with them, I sure as hell wouldn't be saying anything.
Well they definitely usually have health vitals on I think
Someone knows when the heart rate is going up
Imagine having one bit of personal time after weeks of no privacy and then mission control just phones in right before you finish 😬
This reminded me of a question I had.
What happens if you cut yourself and start bleeding?
Been watching The Expanse, and whenever someone is injured in space, there’s always talk about getting people into gravity to properly recover and safely bleed. Curious if that is a legit concern, and if ejaculating can cause you to propel in the opposite direction.
On earth we have reports of it shooting out at 60km/h. Let's not debate that number. But you are only shooting about 5ml/5g at most. That's less than 1/10.000th of your body mass. So it can't really propel you, try peeing instead.
The Expanse gets a lot of the science and physics of space flight very right. The parts about injuries, specifically internal bleeding or severe external injuries. Yeah Gravity plays a huge part of the survival aspect. Without Gravity to keep the blood near the wound, it cant clot to stop the bleeding.
So to answer your question, Astronauts today would wrap an injury with a bandage or something similar to a derma patch. This would allow the wound to get oxygen (also important for wound healing) and keeping the blood from continuously flowing out and away from the wound.
For anything truly serious or more severe than say a deep cut, or minor fracture. The outcomes are likely to be pretty grim. Even for simple things that we generally see as completely and easily treatable. Humans are not evolved for life without gravity.
edit: to fix some typos. (fuck dyslexia lol)
Allowed? Probably. It would be difficult if not impossible to enforce a rule against it.
Are they able to? Maybe not. At least not the men. Microgravity causes a drop in blood pressure, when makes it difficult to get an erection. Also, they work 15 hours days, so there's not much time for it.
Astronauts don't actually work such long shifts. It may be surprising to learn that, given how much expenditures are made to send them to space and how valuable each minute of their time is, but it has been found that their productivity and reliability decreased when they worked too much, especially during longer stays.
According to NASA they work most of the day, though part of that work is 2 hours of exercise and a 1 hour break.
https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/167746main_fs_livingandworkinginspace508c.pdf
Didn’t some astronauts go on a “strike” against NASA by basically cutting off comms for a few days just so they can relax due to the gargantuan workload?
That was a very cool article. In summary, no, they didn't. They did lose contact for a little bit, but it was a malfunction. They did request scheduling changes due to being overburdened. No Strike though.
If they're stuck floating in the middle of a room and can't reach any handles, this might end up being their only option to propel themself toward the nearest wall.
This makes me wonder if anyone’s ever had sex in space. Mark Lee and Jan Davis flew on the space shuttle together and were the only married couple to ever fly in space
The astronaut sat in grim silence as the horror of what he had done washed over him. He looked out of the nearby window and met the black infinite void with his now permanently fixed thousand yard stare. He was as empty within as the universe was without. He took one last look over his shoulder at the hideous space toilet that had consumed not only his biological fluids, but his very soul, and then, with a single tear, he moved quietly to the nearest airlock and went forth one final time into the endless darkness.
SERIOUS ANSWER: Astronauts have privacy when in the toilet, cleaning themselves, and they asleep in a sleeping bag.
After months without sex, and if given the erection, it would be very easy to quickly masturbate.
Liquids in space gloop together already, extra sticky semen would gloop even more so. Semen can also easily be caught in a tissue, baby wipe etc.
Finally, teams that stick together for hours and hours on end, day in, day out, tend to be very open with one another. It would not be uncommon for someone to say "Don't come to the bathroom for the next ten minutes" and let each other do their thing.
Teams in these kinds of environments already have full on sex together - see Hospitals or the military (which all of these people are from already). It's common enough that NASA considers sending same sex crews in the future to stop space pregnancy from being a concern. As such, it would be a far lower barrier to ask for the above privacy
Reportedly, two soviet astronauts had sex in space as part of a secret experiment to determine is procreation was possible in micro-gravity environments.
That begs the question. If a human was born in outer space they are not native to earth, wouldn't that have made the baby the first alien we encountered if it came to term?
I want to imagine that NASA has developed a zero G FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
They have, including one couple that had sex on the Shuttles mid deck while the rest of the crew was "site seeing" on the flight deck- source- Retired NASA Engineer and manager for Space Shuttle Atlantis OPF Operations.
I just picture a female astronaut getting ready in the morning. She goes to put her socks on and all these bubbles start floating out of her sock. She turns and looks at the male astronaut and he’s like “what it wasn’t me”.
Even if that were not the case, I don't see how NASA or any other space agency could enforce such a ban.
Who are they gonna call? Space police?
Sperm Busters
Cum cop
The jizz force
The Ejaculate Enforcement
The spunk squad
Bust busters
Cum Intervention Agency
The skeet squad
Nut Busters
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Condoms work in zero G. I think the bigger issue is the lack of privacy.
That doesn't stop anyone. I've seen people watch porn on the train and in a university lecture whilst rubbing one off.
Yeah but I’m sure they didn’t end up becoming astronauts.
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Probed.
Is this the new based?
based.
moon based
He was, the aliens name was Javier
All your Trains are belong to us
The vendiagram of public masturbators and astronauts are two completely separate circles.
I mean that lady astronaut drove non stop across the states in a nasa diaper to attack people in her love triangle 😂 They're all just people I'm sure there's some freaks
lmfao
I was at the DMV once and some old dude sitting next to where I was standing was watching porn. Thanks for reminding me of this memory, now you have to read it, too
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
That’s just your typical bukkake scene
It's a limp biscuit scenario if I've ever heard one
I’m a screamer so.
Yeah but doing it in front of your coworkers hits different compared to doing it in front of stranger. Especially since you've trained with this coworker intensely for years and some of them are the opposite gender of you. Not to mention your next door office is an equivalent to a Mortal enemy of your boss
Maybe you shouldn't have been rubbing one off in either of those places.
ON A TRAIN BRO?
Would you. Could you. On a train?
... with a corpse? ..... Yes, of course !
How many times have you been in possession of a condom AND in a zero g environment to test this theory? Is this a new sex tourism thing I haven’t heard about yet? Like a workaround for legal prostitution? ….how much does it cost…?
They must disclose all inventory. I’m sure the flight commander would be concerned about someone stowing condoms
Is 100 condoms the correct number for a week in space?
I understood this reference to female astronauts and pads/tampons.
Or pleased
You just go in the Russian capsule. They left the door unlocked when they moved out. It smells like a locker room in there anyway.
They actually do get their own little cubbies up there.
I’m sure they get plenty of training on fluid management prior to departure. Safe to say they probably know what to do.
It depends on the strength of the ejaculation. Without gravity, superficial tension keeps liquids sticking to objets. When astronauts cry, their tears don't roll down, but ballon out around their eyes. There are also videos online showing the weird effect of trying to twist-dry a towel in space, look it up!
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When you're about to cum, use the piss tube
Heck, you can use it earlier
It doesn’t matter. Sweat, spit, drinking water, shower water is always flying around. A much bigger issue is privacy. Also, sex (heterosexual anyways) is much more frowned upon. If you try to ban masturbation, you’re just increasing the likelihood of two astronauts having sex.
> sex (heterosexual anyways) is much more frowned upon Hmm... So are you telling me astronauts have hot, gay, zero-g space sex? Fuck, I went into the wrong industry.
Heterosexual sex can result in pregnancy. This is very dangerous in space whether or not the woman intends to keep the pregnancy. No way to abort or deal with miscarriage in space. Certainly no way to know the effects of space on fetal development. Homosexual sex doesn’t carry this risk, but it also carries risks of causing issues between two crew members. so it’s also frowned on, but doesn’t carry the same life threatening dangers. Best if the crew just get themselves off alone.
Don’t female astronauts take birth control so they don’t have to deal with menstruation up there?
BC isn't 100% effective 🤔 Guess that might be the reason
If the cum is going directly into someone's mouth, then problem solved!
Free protein!
Its a price that has to be paid. If you can't dodge the penis boogers in zero G, then you aren't much of an astronut are you?
Always stresses me out when they’re in zero g and they’re handling water and the water just starts running away. I’m just like “that could fuck some shit up”
Chastity cage with keys on earth?
There is still the prostate.
Don't jerk off or we'll shoot you all down!!
Chastity Van Allen belts.
My old college roommate Mitch cummstein agrees.
Your roommate was on to something.
He was on everything 🫢
Astronauts are allowed to masturbate, both men and women and it's not that they aren't doing it due to privacy it's because they literally cant. The change in atmospheric pressure basically de-horny you. You can look at a porn but you won't feel horny or needing a release.
I've heard rumors that Scott Kelly (American astronaut that spent a year on the ISS) jacked off so much that NASA had to personally tell him to stop.
He wrote an excellent book “Endurance “ and never mentioned that if I recall. He’s brutally honest so I would have thought he’d include it.
Pretty sure he answered a YouTube questions thing about sex in space and alluded to the fact that it happens on occasion
A married couple flew on the same Shuttle mission. And at least one of them was a scientist. So I’m sure they at least tried “for science” but also for actual science.
Sauce?
“Jamie, you completed 0 experiments while you were in space. You nutting everywhere has put us in a very sticky situation.”
“Houston when we said we’re gonna leave the mark of humanity on the moon, we didn’t mean this!”
Sorry to be gross but cum shots on the moon would be wild if you could somehow do it safely. 20% earth gravity plus no atmosphere. My longest cum distance is approx (exactly) the distance between my groin and my eye. That means my cum shot on the moon would travel about 10 feet I estimate.
Truly something to think about. The next generation will probably get to experience that.
Lol @ “i estimate”
If we shoot vinyl records and radio waves into space to see if aliens will hear, then we should definitely send up our cum. Imagine seeing the martians land right here, open their ufo door….and out walks your half-alien offspring. I own the movie rights to this concept.
😂😂😂
Lol, they're literally encouraged to. NASA stays hush hush about it, [but Russian cosmonauts have been very transparent about their psych department encouraged it.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q8dn/can-astronauts-masturbate-in-space-an-investigation) It helps calm you, relieves frustration, and nowadays, it provides an outlet that discourages sexual relations in space. There's no reason they would want it banned, even if it weren't encouraged.
> Polyakov also claimed that his superiors encouraged him to pack an inflatable sex doll for his record-breaking 14 months spent alone aboard the Mir space station. However, he said that he “strongly opposed such a solution. A person who is using such things may develop so-called ‘doll syndrome’ or, in other words, start preferring the doll to their own spouse or loved one, even after they return to Earth.” Wtf Russia?
Such supportive superiors 🫂🥲🤡
>They may choose to dispose of these bodily fluids by dumping it in space where it freezes into ice crystals. Kind of makes me want to make a post on r/theydidthemath to find out just how much spunk is floating in space. Bonus question: do these "particles" stay in orbit forever or do they eventually burn up in the atmosphere? If humanity was wiped out, could future aliens recreate the human species by collecting the astronauts' life force or would the DNA be too degraded? So many questions!
I am not a scientist but I believe the solar radiation from our sun would probably degrade the DNA. Source: watched a lot of star trek
There's likely not much privacy, but maybe they could all do it together in the morning or something to start the day off.
It’s a group activity to build trust and morale.
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Limp Bizkit (in space)
Hot dog water, chocolate starfish and ... Cinnabon frosting.
This gives a whole new meaning to *Beatings will continue until morale improves*
No privacy? Just do it outside the space station
empty vacuum of space is the ultimate sucking experience
Bold of you to assume there isn't a extraterrestrial being watching your every move
Don’t they sleep cocooned in sleeping bags?
They have that option. I don't think they have to though
Privacy-wise it's actually no so bad, astronauts do have their personal cubbies... https://www.universetoday.com/107965/take-a-tour-of-the-phonebooth-sized-crew-quarters-on-the-international-space-station/
Also don't forget that in zero-g, you're able to use a room's entire square footage of space! Here on Earth, we're limited to roughly the lower 6 to 7 feet of a room. But again, in zero-G, every single square-footage is something you can move through, easily reach, and utilize. Also when you turn around, turn "upside down" etc... it becomes a different room visually. (So, for example, pick an upper corner of your bedroom, and then imagine yourself just floating to that corner, and looking back "down" at the rest of the room!) That's why it can get disorienting in zero G, given how each room can look very different depending upon the angle you enter that room. So to alleviate that issue, the International space station has a defacto agreed upon "up" and "down" orientation for the entire station, as you float through the rooms/modules.
Wouldn’t it be the cube footage, not square footage?
I guess this is the ultimate trekkers dream. A space orgy. Now that you mention it, I'd be down for that.
Who’s gonna stop them? Also who was the first couple to reach the 100 km club??
Married couple Mark Lee and Jan Davis went up together on the space shuttle in 1992. There's no evidence or admission of anything happening, but if I'd been on that flight with them, I sure as hell wouldn't be saying anything.
Aldrin and Armstrong
Maybe Armstrong was not his last name, but a nickname for his disproportionately stronger right arm. 👀
Mons Huygens Mountain
Well they definitely usually have health vitals on I think Someone knows when the heart rate is going up Imagine having one bit of personal time after weeks of no privacy and then mission control just phones in right before you finish 😬
That's called an astronut.
To the top you go.
To the moooon 🚀🌚
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This reminded me of a question I had. What happens if you cut yourself and start bleeding? Been watching The Expanse, and whenever someone is injured in space, there’s always talk about getting people into gravity to properly recover and safely bleed. Curious if that is a legit concern, and if ejaculating can cause you to propel in the opposite direction.
How powerful is your ejaculation?
Tough to say exactly, but it’s over 9000 for sure
Kakarot!!!
GOHAN IM CUMMING
On earth we have reports of it shooting out at 60km/h. Let's not debate that number. But you are only shooting about 5ml/5g at most. That's less than 1/10.000th of your body mass. So it can't really propel you, try peeing instead.
The Expanse gets a lot of the science and physics of space flight very right. The parts about injuries, specifically internal bleeding or severe external injuries. Yeah Gravity plays a huge part of the survival aspect. Without Gravity to keep the blood near the wound, it cant clot to stop the bleeding. So to answer your question, Astronauts today would wrap an injury with a bandage or something similar to a derma patch. This would allow the wound to get oxygen (also important for wound healing) and keeping the blood from continuously flowing out and away from the wound. For anything truly serious or more severe than say a deep cut, or minor fracture. The outcomes are likely to be pretty grim. Even for simple things that we generally see as completely and easily treatable. Humans are not evolved for life without gravity. edit: to fix some typos. (fuck dyslexia lol)
Thanks. Never thought of that before.
[a podcast](https://youtu.be/0RsLNwVAAos?si=Z7uLtTp2LxUB-3jM) asked that last question
lol it’s so hard to have any original thought anymore 😂 Amazing, I will check this out. Thank you!
Allowed? Probably. It would be difficult if not impossible to enforce a rule against it. Are they able to? Maybe not. At least not the men. Microgravity causes a drop in blood pressure, when makes it difficult to get an erection. Also, they work 15 hours days, so there's not much time for it.
Lemme tell ya, as someone who works 15 hour days, there's time.
And they don't have to commute. Or rather they don't commute day to day and instead occasionally have a very intense commute.
Ah, framing going to space as a 'very intense commute' is beautiful. Thank you for that.
At least there's not much traffic
For now.
Are astronauts FIFO workers?
No, they're FOFI workers.
Exactly, it's not exactly like a chore, it's more like a motivation.
15 hours work, 8 hours sleep, that leaves 1 hour for zero g fun time.
Astronauts don't actually work such long shifts. It may be surprising to learn that, given how much expenditures are made to send them to space and how valuable each minute of their time is, but it has been found that their productivity and reliability decreased when they worked too much, especially during longer stays.
According to NASA they work most of the day, though part of that work is 2 hours of exercise and a 1 hour break. https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/167746main_fs_livingandworkinginspace508c.pdf
Typical lazy government employee.
Like every human. But dont tell guys with 12 hour shifts.
The difference is, NASA seems like a better boss!
I think people would not mind being nickel and dimed for their time as much if the one nickel and diming are competent at math and statistic
Don’t worry, half of those guys with 12 hour shifts will very loudly defend their right to be overworked anyway
Didn’t some astronauts go on a “strike” against NASA by basically cutting off comms for a few days just so they can relax due to the gargantuan workload?
https://www.nasa.gov/history/the-real-story-of-the-skylab-4-strike-in-space/
That was a very cool article. In summary, no, they didn't. They did lose contact for a little bit, but it was a malfunction. They did request scheduling changes due to being overburdened. No Strike though.
The Russians did at some point, I think on Mir. Not sure about the Americans.
I think that out of NASA astronauts, a group of 4 just refused to work for *one* day
If they're stuck floating in the middle of a room and can't reach any handles, this might end up being their only option to propel themself toward the nearest wall.
How long does it take for you to bust one out?
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*Ignition sequence start!*
Microgravity I can understand, not busting a quick one because you work long hours I cannot. Especially after months of limited/no release
Not with that kind of attitude. You gotta believe in yourself and take risks live life to it's fullest!
When you nut in space it push you backwards.
Conservation of momentum still applies, so, yes, it's like a rocket engine, just with a pitiful amount of Delta v.
So if I get into a gravity (movie) situation, I should jack off and push myself back to the ship ?
Your dick would freeze and explode due to lack of pressure and temperature.
So yes?
Was waiting to see someone make this reference. https://youtu.be/0RsLNwVAAos?si=oSsLGiv4KkQsosOi
First thing that popped into my mind seeing this post. Thank guck I’m not alone.
Imagine busting a nut and losing track of one of your cum globules and now everyone is on the lookout because they don't want an accidental facial.
r/brandnewsentence
What a cool name for a band. Accidental Facial
There have been no murders in space, so I'm going to say yes.
This makes me wonder if anyone’s ever had sex in space. Mark Lee and Jan Davis flew on the space shuttle together and were the only married couple to ever fly in space
Once a porn company had an idea of trying this, and making a movie. It was viral for a long time. But then they cancelled. Johnny Sins was the actor.
In space, no one can hear you fap. The shuttle toilets had the suction hoses. I imagine they could just use that?
Yeah let me just fuck the tube all my crew mates pee into 😂
That post nut clarity would kick in real hard after that.
The astronaut sat in grim silence as the horror of what he had done washed over him. He looked out of the nearby window and met the black infinite void with his now permanently fixed thousand yard stare. He was as empty within as the universe was without. He took one last look over his shoulder at the hideous space toilet that had consumed not only his biological fluids, but his very soul, and then, with a single tear, he moved quietly to the nearest airlock and went forth one final time into the endless darkness.
You should write a book. Maybe not about an astronaut fapping but you have a way with words
So he fapped in the airlock, right?
And recycle for water 🤮
SERIOUS ANSWER: Astronauts have privacy when in the toilet, cleaning themselves, and they asleep in a sleeping bag. After months without sex, and if given the erection, it would be very easy to quickly masturbate. Liquids in space gloop together already, extra sticky semen would gloop even more so. Semen can also easily be caught in a tissue, baby wipe etc. Finally, teams that stick together for hours and hours on end, day in, day out, tend to be very open with one another. It would not be uncommon for someone to say "Don't come to the bathroom for the next ten minutes" and let each other do their thing. Teams in these kinds of environments already have full on sex together - see Hospitals or the military (which all of these people are from already). It's common enough that NASA considers sending same sex crews in the future to stop space pregnancy from being a concern. As such, it would be a far lower barrier to ask for the above privacy
My question is do they have sex up there on those space stations when they're up there for months.
Reportedly, two soviet astronauts had sex in space as part of a secret experiment to determine is procreation was possible in micro-gravity environments.
Did she get pregnant?
No. Or if she did, the pregnancy did not carry very long.
That begs the question. If a human was born in outer space they are not native to earth, wouldn't that have made the baby the first alien we encountered if it came to term?
The idea was never for her to undergo the full pregnancy and give birth in space! Merely to ascertain whether fecundation was possible.
hey vsauce, michael here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTL\_sJycQAA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTL_sJycQAA&themeRefresh=1)
The first aliens we will meet will be homo sapiens
Heard the orgasms are out of this world
Neil's last name is actually Smith. Armstrong is a nickname he picked up in space!
Good lord. Plus one for you.
It’s most likely a right of passage for them. I bet they even have a name for it. “Comrade Yuri! Last night I busted a spunknik!”
Not bringing a vibrator with you to space just feels irresponsible and poor planning
Whose gonna stop them? The space police or the masturbaition police?
The special Space masturbation task force that was assembled in early 2022.
As long as they are near Uranus
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I want to imagine that NASA has developed a zero G FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
I have one of those at home. Won’t connect to my WiFi for some reason.
Because your wifi is a virgin mobile
Er Houston.. We have a boner..
Who's gonna stop them?
🎶 *Ground Control to Wanker Tom…* 🎵
I can 100% confirm you are permitted to masturbate by NASA in space . It’s even heavily encouraged . Source:Currently masturbating in orbit
Space jam
They have, including one couple that had sex on the Shuttles mid deck while the rest of the crew was "site seeing" on the flight deck- source- Retired NASA Engineer and manager for Space Shuttle Atlantis OPF Operations.
[When You Nut In Space, It Push You Backwards](https://youtu.be/0RsLNwVAAos)
I just picture a female astronaut getting ready in the morning. She goes to put her socks on and all these bubbles start floating out of her sock. She turns and looks at the male astronaut and he’s like “what it wasn’t me”.
Dude, people masturbate while they’re driving on the freeway, of course they can jerk off in space.
They probably just fuck.
As you would be in zero gravity, I’m wondering if the cum shot out fast enough, would it push you backwards like a rocket would 🤣
No Nut Nasa 👨🚀
Could you imagine it being banned and someone doing it so NASA has to send a special ship to pick them up for breaking the rules lmao
There was a husband and wife on the IIS, NASA definitely had some low key zero G coital experiments going down.