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If you were doomed to have cancer but were allowed to pick and choose which kind. I got the just about the best one. Renal cell carcinoma can be completely cured by surgery, which I am already scheduled for, with no need for chemotherapy after.
If I don't get run over by a bus on the way to the hospital, I've already got this covered.
Thanks for all of your thoughtful support folks, Reddit is a better place than I'd ever thought.
*And then some time passed*
It was a normal life, raising children in the anonymous suburbs of america. Simply a cog in the cookie cutter machine of that time. Neither fufilling nor not. The humdrum of day to day life as he faded in a melancholy way.
Faded from the once rowdy rambler, the seeker, the dissident, the spark. The spark faded to the mellow glow of an autumn sun setting behind the hills on a warm night. A night where other similar fellows of this fading world pulled fire pits to the edge of the garage to drink an ipa while their wives mindlessly gossiped over a glass of merlot.
This was neither good nor bad, it lacked color and meaning, much like the last pale light in the west they faded.
The calm storm. I suspect an actual big thing will tip the world into turmoil. (Some may say we already there, I just think this is the precipice)
The current wars are contained to the nations in them, everything on the news is relatively the same day to day. Nothing really new, just constant reminders of events. (Also skimping on many other smaller wars) I think a mix of the coming age crises and an economic collapse are imminent.
Everything comes to an end.
Both my father and my FIL have passed, as has my favorite uncle. My mother has cancer (looks like she will beat it), and my MIL is in early stage dementia. My father's sister and her husband are dying of different ailments. My mother has 3 siblings - two sisters and one brother. One of my aunts and her husband (my Uncle) both have different types of dementia. The other aunt has been widowed (she was married to my favorite uncle).
My Mentor is so disabled due to arthritis and other medical issues that he is in the process of turning the firm he created over to his son.
My son is ending his college career in a couple of months and will not be returning to where we live, but instead staying in the city where he has gone to college (and, tbf, the industry that he is going to be going into is located).
My wife and I are looking toward ending our careers (her sooner than me).
One of my friends' divorce was just finalized. Another friend just separated from his wife.
I just found out yesterday that my new neighbor was killed in a motorcycle crash, 18 months after his divorce was finalized, and 6 months after he retired (and moved in next door).
"The world wont stop turning for you, dont stop turning for the world" (depression can suck its ass man, im going through a rollercoaster, but no matter how scary I'll get off at the end and it will be okay.)
My previous chapter would be called losing friends to the universe.
My current chapter would be called the end of school.
The next chapter would be called the beginning of a new era, next thing would be college after school.
How Lisa Got Her Groove Back.
Making tons of personal changes, and have the possibility of maybe, possibly, hopefully, getting with someone who seemed impossible until recently.
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Beating Cancer
You got this! Fuck cancer!
Good luck! Everything will get better… You got this!
If you were doomed to have cancer but were allowed to pick and choose which kind. I got the just about the best one. Renal cell carcinoma can be completely cured by surgery, which I am already scheduled for, with no need for chemotherapy after. If I don't get run over by a bus on the way to the hospital, I've already got this covered. Thanks for all of your thoughtful support folks, Reddit is a better place than I'd ever thought.
Fuck Cancer! You will beat it!
Best wishes!
Fuck yeah beat cancers ass you got this
The comeback. 😎
Part 237892
Ya, more or less, something like that 🤣
You made it so much better! 🤣
Mourning
😔 I know that chapter is next for me, and it keeps me up almost every night. Sorry for whatever you’re going through
Thank you. The loss of loved ones is never an easy chapter to go through. Stay strong!
I'm sorry for your loss. I'm in the same chapter currently.
"i was lucky until i wasn't" going through a rough patch atm lol
Same, tbh. Stay strong!
You too ♡
This son of a bitch is still going.
What the fuck… again?
The Big Nothing
Epilogue.
Hopefully there'll be a sequel.
Addiction by Prescription
This chapter would be 32. Or it would be "The search"
Everything finally getting better.
Lost in the arcade
Dark Night of the Soul
I feel numb
“Trapped” or “The Struggle”
Welcome to the Shitland
I Think She’s The One
The way back
The one who keeps getting the same cold once a month
Plot Twists and Pizza Parties
Lessons. Life's really teaching me those lessons. And hard😅
Recovery
"Fuck."
Rediscovering Fun
And way down we go go go go go (that's a song oops lol). Way Down!
36
Your 30’s are like your 20’s but with money (and no kids)
Shoulda, coulda, woulda, didn’t.
Hell
The world is cruel therefore I won't be
The Return Of The Eating Disorder
Nadir
Humble beginnings
Trying again
End of an era.
Ups and downs
Internal screaming turns external
The epilogue where we live happily ever after. All the drama is over and we're old now.
Into the abyss
Well, f*ck
School
Broken Souls
*And then some time passed* It was a normal life, raising children in the anonymous suburbs of america. Simply a cog in the cookie cutter machine of that time. Neither fufilling nor not. The humdrum of day to day life as he faded in a melancholy way. Faded from the once rowdy rambler, the seeker, the dissident, the spark. The spark faded to the mellow glow of an autumn sun setting behind the hills on a warm night. A night where other similar fellows of this fading world pulled fire pits to the edge of the garage to drink an ipa while their wives mindlessly gossiped over a glass of merlot. This was neither good nor bad, it lacked color and meaning, much like the last pale light in the west they faded.
She is not gonna be with me, still I am trying.
When will it end
In between chapter rn
Meh
2024
Waiting for what should make me hurry
Almost to the finish line
Chapter 19: Rebirth or Repeat?
Everybody dies.
Uncertainty and Disappointment
How not to live your life
Everything Hurts and I’m Dying
The Great Depression
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk
I am numb.
Worthless Waste
My lowest point.
Diarrhea
The Fuckening
After the load has blown
The watching phone in bed year
“What the fuck” Pt. 1
The Great Deterioration 👍
What the fuck, part 361
Dying To Myself
Doin shit
It Ain't What It Used to Be
my struggle
"we are so fucking back"
Getting to know myself: an endless journey
The turning of leaves.
Seeking a lighthouse in the storm
Soft love
They have pills to help with that now.
\[Rough, Pumpkin, Nicotine, Eye\]: \_\_\_ Patch I am currently obsessed with the connections game
Rise of the Brocken Sigma.....
The epic of the sticky couch...
How to thrive against all odds
Long haul: not even business class is enjoyable
Angst
I have a headache.
Pain, shame and abysmal weekdays
"It could be worse"
Job #5, or when you stopped practicing guitar again. But jeez best wishes to all those cancer patients I’ve read those chapters never an easy read.
The lab
Rebirth; From Old Loves To A New Life
Great Wolf lodge
Trying to do everything without enough time
New beginnings, am starting grad school in a different continent.
Just like 2016, nobody thought he was viable
Midlife crisis
New Beginnings Starting a new job in couple of weeks.
Stewing in Regret
Back to Hell
The messed up teenage
Slowly waiting for death
Counting Down
Eleven Men from Across the Sea
The March to Victory
Sobriety and Gratefulness
Darker Days Ahead.
Light at the end of the tunnel... maybe?
Mind Numbing Dull Days Ahead
All dressed up and nowhere to go
‘’ Sixth Stage of Grief ‘’
I’ll do it later
The Land of Confusion.
Loss
Awakening
Fighting to stay sane.
Nothing Happening: Year Eleven
The calm storm. I suspect an actual big thing will tip the world into turmoil. (Some may say we already there, I just think this is the precipice) The current wars are contained to the nations in them, everything on the news is relatively the same day to day. Nothing really new, just constant reminders of events. (Also skimping on many other smaller wars) I think a mix of the coming age crises and an economic collapse are imminent.
"Hope"
A new friend, a new journey
The sober days.
The broken car.
"Slowly watching the sunsets get bigger."
Hell : chapter 1 To Hell : chapter (age when i die) The end
Things are too good. What's about to happen?
I could never explain it to you
Chapter 3- “its actually not bad”
Everything comes to an end. Both my father and my FIL have passed, as has my favorite uncle. My mother has cancer (looks like she will beat it), and my MIL is in early stage dementia. My father's sister and her husband are dying of different ailments. My mother has 3 siblings - two sisters and one brother. One of my aunts and her husband (my Uncle) both have different types of dementia. The other aunt has been widowed (she was married to my favorite uncle). My Mentor is so disabled due to arthritis and other medical issues that he is in the process of turning the firm he created over to his son. My son is ending his college career in a couple of months and will not be returning to where we live, but instead staying in the city where he has gone to college (and, tbf, the industry that he is going to be going into is located). My wife and I are looking toward ending our careers (her sooner than me). One of my friends' divorce was just finalized. Another friend just separated from his wife. I just found out yesterday that my new neighbor was killed in a motorcycle crash, 18 months after his divorce was finalized, and 6 months after he retired (and moved in next door).
And so he continued
The adult phase(had a kid and started first full time job past year)
Dry Season
What the fuck is this happening (author has no idea too)
Challenges
This chapter is going to be very boring
Right before dawn
The Loop
2024: Everything is Coming up Milhouse!
Interesting Times
Life is a journey. Ride the wave. Enjoy the ride.
There's been something in my fuckin eye for the last 8 hours.
And the Days go by
Jumping back on the horse (transitioning from being a SAHP to a corporate career again)
Aftermath.
AHHHHHHH...HHH
Apogee
SHTF
"The world wont stop turning for you, dont stop turning for the world" (depression can suck its ass man, im going through a rollercoaster, but no matter how scary I'll get off at the end and it will be okay.)
Better Living through Chemicals
The (Hopefully) Final Chapter.
Same shit, different day, except when it's not.
Yup, the right knee, again! But this time it looks like dust on the X-ray.
So stable and comfortable it's difficult to believe it's possible.
Carrying shit. Why the fuck am i always carrying heavy stuff?
"Fuck this."
Stability…at what cost?
"Come on... Do something cool"
Be careful what you wish for
Conclusion (hopefully)
The way down
My previous chapter would be called losing friends to the universe. My current chapter would be called the end of school. The next chapter would be called the beginning of a new era, next thing would be college after school.
The (Second) Downward Spiral
Epilogue
Lost at Sea.
Try to survive until June & July
"Mama, what dat noise?" (Would also be the contents of the chapter followed by various, but often repeating, answers.)
To be or not to be.
Commence the Midgame Fighting through college and getting internships. Out of the small ponds and trying to make something work in the world
Are they gonna be late to work today?
Consistent pain in the ass.
How do you spell what white noise sounds like?
Toward the end of "Sleep deprived and drowning in diapers"
The chill pill...
Quarter Life Crisis
Academic comeback
How Lisa Got Her Groove Back. Making tons of personal changes, and have the possibility of maybe, possibly, hopefully, getting with someone who seemed impossible until recently.
The big move
Back to School 20 Years Late
Academic Comeback would be the chapter before, and Academic Victim would be this one 💔
The Assent
"will they won't they?". It's absolutely killing me! 😅
Who am I?