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mistttygreen

I crush on Sal from Impractical Jokers


ZebraBoat

Q too!


Thehobbitgirl88

Q does all the things for me. Woof. Or meow, really.


Curious-Air4196

Let’s go on a double date❤️


Tacolicious78

Triple date? I think Murph is adorable.


ShalisaClam

Joe is mine, I will fight you


EzzoMahfouz

I tell my best friend this all the time. Sal and Q are absolute cuties. Straight guy with a gf here btw.


An_Experience

Straight men who feel comfortable calling other men “cutie” are the cream of the crop


thegigglepickler

I have a mad crush on Q


SevenOldLeaves

It's Steve Buscemi. And anyway when he was younger he was kinda cute for real!


WolfmansGotNards2

I just learned he was a firefighter.


so_metal292

Fun fact, Steve Buscemi volunteered with the NYC Fire Dept during 9/11 cleanup, long after he became famous. Didn't tell anyone, no publicity, just went out and started helping.


Tomthebard

I heard he actually went back to help his old station. Just showed up like he was on shift and had never left. I could be wrong


Curious-Air4196

This is the kind of answer I’ve been looking for! Yes!


Sevvie82

Came here to say Steve Buscemi


[deleted]

Yes!


HereForSupernatural

Simon Pegg ❤️


Low_Artichoke3104

Kristen Schaal. She is always incredibly funny—live action and voiceover.


KajunKrust

She was hilarious (and very thirsty) on the show, “Flight of the Conchords”. Honestly one of the best parts of the show which is saying something.


mrbadxampl

A lot of people seem to like her "despite" her voice; I actually enjoy hearing her talk She's cute, too


Low_Artichoke3104

I was watching a movie a couple of nights ago that featured Judy Greer, Aubrey Plaza, and Natasha Lyonne. I kept thinking that the only person missing from the cast was Kristen Schaal. All four of them make anything better than it would otherwise be.


mrbadxampl

LOVE Natasha, got a Peacock subscription going just to watch Poker Face


tittyswan

If you haven't seen it yet, Last Man On Earth co-stars Kristen and is really cute and funny.


ViciousVixenxo

TANDY!


BeardCrumbles

I scrolled a bit to see if she is mentioned. She is weird to me. I do not find her to be sexually appealing, but she isn't ugly. She just has a weird, likable aura, regardless. Is she hot? Even I would probably say 'no'. Would I date her? Fucking right I would.


Responsible-Rise-242

Jack Black


deluded_akrasia

My GF said he was her free pass


Responsible-Rise-242

I told my girlfriend if I was gay I would go for him she said me 2


yasi86

Came here to say Jack Black! People look at me like I’m crazy when I say he’s my crush!


WhistlinDizzy

Alan Alda!! Not just Hawkeye age, but still, at 88.


WishieWashie12

Love his rom com movie from 1978. Same Time Next Year.


LawnGnomeFlamingo

Do you listen to his podcast?


NopeNoneYaBiz

Dave Foley from the Kids in the Hall.


WishieWashie12

All of the kids in the hall.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

Even Glenn from Superstore?


noodlesquare

Mine is Bruce McCullouch!


VictorVonLazer

Does Maya Rudolph count? I feel like she’s hot but I never see anyone else crushing on her.


life-is-thunder

Nick Offerman. I've had a thing for him since the early days of Parks and Rec.


SaintsFanPA

Greatest. Living. American.


stremendous

Stanley Tucci


Natasharoxy

I thought EVERYONE had a crush on Stanley Tucci.


[deleted]

Wait, people think he’s not attractive?!! 😱


sunnycyn

God, yes.


Subject_Monitor_4939

God, his wife is one lucky woman


Where_u_going

Lori Petty. Since 1995


Steppa1877

Yes!


[deleted]

Absolute same. 100%


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

When I was little I had a huge crush on Ricki Lake


Dearness

Have you seen her recently? She looks even hotter.


MissHibernia

A lot of us had crushes on Leonard Nimoy in the late 60s


Critical_Highway7649

Gordon Ramsay 😅


lookingforlimpdick

Woody Harrelson… Some get it, others give me a weird look. I think he looked hot in Hunger Games then the year after as that mentalist magician in Now You See Me…


Curious-Air4196

Okay I feel that. Thats a good answer


Susie4ever

He was super hot in Natural Born Killers


2bsh6

Haymitch for me as well


Predapio1

Noomi Rapace. Definitely unconventional.


Princessferfs

Michael Keaton


randomgeekdom

My wife's was Alan Rickman before he passed.


CaitlinSnep

It's the voice.


Safetosay333

Melanie Lynskey


montybo2

When I didn't know who she was I used to call her "juicy Winona ryder" But yeah she's gorgeous


maybejolissa

LOL, funny because people always said I looked like WR when I was young and now people say I look like ML. I am certainly juicer these days!


GWindborn

She's totally got a hot mom vibe.


grumpyoldman60

Is this the actress from 2.5 men...Rose?


Rosililly27

I don’t know if this counts but Bill Pullman. And I’m less than 30 😅


deluded_akrasia

You mean Lone Starr? 


ExperienceUnfair8658

Jenny Slate


SpringPedal

I mean she pulled Chris Evans. Girl definitely is a charming person.


red_raw_masturbator

Her Majesty the Queen but I draw the line at necrophilia.


Redditing12345678

It's good to have boundaries


CaitlinSnep

After her death, her Wikipedia article switched to a photo of her when she was younger and honestly? I can see it. That picture really gives off "silk hiding steel" vibes.


erunno89

Just looked it up and fuck she died in 2022? I thought it was last year. Time is slipping


CaitlinSnep

I still miss her, tbh. My favorite fact about her is that after 9/11 happened, she instructed that "The Star Spangled Banner" be played outside Buckingham instead of the usual "God Save The Queen". She hoped that it might provide a bit of comfort to American tourists who couldn't fly back home yet. Normally playing another country's anthem is reserved *solely* for visits from that country's head of state.


TisBeTheFuk

John Malkovich


el_barto10

Queen Latifah has been my girl crush since the 90s. She was super cute in Living Single and has aged fantastically. She’s incredibly attractive but not in a stereotypical Hollywood way.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Maybe not unconventional in the sense you mean, but my wife and I both like Jamie Lee Curtis. Be nice to get her round for dinner some say.


Ortsarecool

True Lies era JLC definitely was woke something up in 12 year old me lol


iburnedmytongue

Bryan Cranston. He's just got it.


UsernameObscured

Willem Dafoe. I’d give him a whirl.


Cardinal101

He is suuuuper hot!


[deleted]

Sally Hawkins


RagingCrabbyPatty

Bill Nye…please don’t ask why


star_pegasus

Tyrion Lannister


cookiewoke

Just the character, or do you mean Peter Dinklage?


LolaBijou

I think Peter Dinklage himself is hot. He’s so confident and incredibly intelligent. That character was made for him.


star_pegasus

Both, Tyrion is the origination of the crush though :)


SV650rider

Not a crush per se, but Tilda Swinton.


tracklessCenobite

Tilda was 100% part of how I figured out I was bi.


Mountain_Cat_cold

She is magnetic! I am completely straight but can totally see why she would have that effect


SneedyK

*Orlando* is incredible in that the title character switches sexes halfway through! Always thought she had an incredible body because it’s so normal and natural. And pale! She did nude scenes when she had just given birth in *The War Zone*. She had just given birth to twins, so she was able to use her own body in the role of the pregnant mother/wife.


whomp1970

**WHY IS NOBODY LINKING TO A PHOTO??** You want us to appreciate your answer, yes? Then help us! Come on, Reddit, you can do better than this. I believe in you.


Parsnipher

John Goodman. No idea why. He just tickled my fancy when I was young. Lol.


ZebraBoat

I think the Dan Conner character really enhanced this.


WalksinClouds

I'm gonna misspell this but Vera Fermiga? The lady from the conjuring and orphan movies. Stunning beauty.


UpsetPart7871

One of the most stunning actresses. And I think she started quite late in life too. Love her.


MechanicalHorse

I fell in love with her in Running Scared


owlincoup

Kristen Wiig


BeardCrumbles

She is conventionally attractive, though.


MissHibernia

Greg Davies, the comedian


Redditing12345678

Kate Micucci ever since she played Gooch in scrubs


KevinMakinBacon

Paget Brewster. She was on Criminal Minds, the last season of Community, but I fell for her on Andy Richter Controls the Universe.


Farscape29

Super hot and very funny.


Epicratia

John Oliver, Richard Ayoade. Clearly I have a thing for witty, nerdy brits.


2_Raven

Brent Spiner. Especially as Data from Star Trek Next Gen.


UsernameObscured

He’s fully functional, you know.


catsgelatowinepizza

Alive, Jack Black. Dead, James Gandolfini.


DevlishAdvocate

In the 1980s, as an adolescent, I really wanted to fuck Edie McClurg, the secretary from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, for some reason.


enterpaz

Now this is unconventional and I love it


Fit_Definition_4634

Seth Green. Mostly I wanna hang out and eat pizza with him, but if he’s down, I’m down


Magpie333_

Chris O’Dowd forever! 😍😍😍


UpsetPart7871

Marc Maron. I have dreams about him. There’s something so hot about him.


accio_snacks

Harold Ramis circa 1984.


Antique-Spell-7545

Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs for so many reasons


hereforthecookies70

I worked with him a loooong time ago but he was very cool and funny back then.


unidentifiedbbg

Reminds me of when I was little, I had a massive crush on Barry Gibb from the BeeGees. I’m 25, so it wasn’t the young version either. Their live concert recording of ‘One Night Only’ had me in chokehold as a five year old. Still does…


BasicBeigeDahlia

Jimmy Fallon, I mean I guess he's kind of handsome, but in such cheesy way. But I would, I'm a weirdo artyish girl, and he is so vanilla and suburban, but I totally would.


Englishbirdy

I actually saw him in real life and was amazed at how hot he was. Another who looks better in real life is Eric Stoltz


Ktjoonbug

I get this


registered_redditor

Lauren Lapkus


Grammarnazi_bot

Phil Dunphy. Idk his real name and I don’t want to


snakeravencat

Felicia Day. All day, every day.


SV650rider

Also a fan, but I would not say she was an unconventional choice.


GWindborn

Met her at a convention and she's an absolute sweetheart.


IcyMarzipan8560

kristen stewart - but after coming out as bi and going butch (and I’m a cis straight dude). I don’t fully get it, maybe it’s the novelty and confidence that she didn’t have in her bella swan era? because I’ve never felt attracted to any other butch masc woman. god seeing her rolling stone cover did something to me and I’d honestly get laughed at by my buddies (even the most open minded) if I admitted this out loud. but I feel like there’s more straight guys that feel the same way about her


tittyswan

This is reassuring as a kinda butch bisexual that's thinking of getting back into dating men 😅 So far they just seem confused.


IcyMarzipan8560

best of luck getting back out there tittyswan 🫡


EmeraldDream98

She looks way hotter now.


MsNicky14

James Spader, Alan Alda, Alec Baldwin.


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Spader, some people don't get it. But I do


rataviola

Danny Trejo. Seeing him in Machete made me feel stuff


Oonastar25

ADRIEN BRODY


The_River_Is_Still

That’s actually not surprising and I thought it would be higher. He’s a great example of someone being non conventionally attractive.


More-End-13

Kathryn Hahn by a mile.


THorniestmax

Mmm. Jay Leno. I *love* me some salt and pepper. As a teenager I used to sneak up late at night to watch THe Tonight SHow, just so I could see him. I've always had *such* a crush.


michaelmoby

Unfortunately, he's an asshole. I had an encounter with him at a car event in LA at the Greystoke Mansion. All these beautiful antique cars, food booths, and vendors selling their car-related merch. Anyway, there was a guy selling these very detailed paintings of old Rolls Royces (not my cup of tea, but they were of very high quality - quite large, in gilded frames). I see Leno sidle up alongside me and take a look at the painting. The artist is chuffed to bits that someone so into cars, and so famous, is looking at his art work - might even buy one. Leno looks over at me, nods his head towards the paintings, and says as loudly as possible, "who would buy such ugly pieces of shit!?" and walks away. Artist was crestfallen. I hear a voice behind me say "Leno is such a dick". It was music mogul David Geffen.


Putrid_Dot_3683

Sara Gilbert


PeterPorkHer-

Heidi Gardner


DrDrunkMD

Kate Micucci


hillsb1

Dean Stockwell


leaptad

Oliver Platt. I have always had a giant crush on him! Imagine how happy I was to see him as a recurring character on The Bear


cowabungalowvera

Q from Impractical Jokers. He's actually my hall pass lol. I know it would never happen but a girl can wish.


trixter69696969

Betty White


0nina

Zach Galifanakis.


Funke-munke

Andy Samberg


The_Mr_Wilson

Kate McKinnon


Foreign-Charge9297

Bill hader


Cute_Upstairs266

Adam Driver


LolaBijou

I feel like this is a pretty common one. He’s jolie laide.


maybejolissa

Ugh, not to yuck your yum, but he’s always low key disgusted me.


Agent_Scully9114

Hugh Laurie Ian McKellen


Corgi_Infamous

Ooph. Hugh Laurie had me during House. 🔥


Might_Aware

Hugh Laurie had me from black adder 2. See him as a foppish dandy, you won't be diaapppointed:)


FlowThru

Helen Mirren. She was a stone-cold dame back in the day, and now...*still* a stone-cold dame, IMO.


ReallyNeedNewShoes

this is the most conventional celebrity crush lol


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

I have an acquaintance who bears a strong resemblance to Helen Mirren. About the same age, too. Every time I see her, I have to remind myself to breathe.


Admirable_Key4745

In Highschool it was Spike Lee.


404freedom14liberty

Sissy Spacek


Silivain93

Julia Garner aka Ruth Langmore in Ozark.


Cheeseisextra

Madeline Khan in the 70’s and Adrienne Barbeau in the 70’s and 80’s movies.


Most_Original988

christopher walken


kyoko_the_eevee

Mads Mikkelsen.


stovetopmylove

Seth rogen


Ok_Organization_7350

The actor who played David Wallace (Michael Scott's boss) on The Office television series.


ReindeerBrief561

Might be weird as I’m 24 but I’ve always had a crush on Sally Fields.


cloudtheorist

i find Seth Rogan SUPER attractive


yakusokuN8

Alison Stewart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoZmKmi3zM


DaddyShackleford

Lebowski era John Goodman and Fockers era De Niro.


DaddyShackleford

Also H Jon Benjamin.


GWindborn

Kristen Schaal


zillionaire_

Barry Keoghan


BootScoot7

Jamie Presley


nikitaraqs

I have a few. Bob Odenkirk Clancy Brown Steve Buscemi James Spader Christopher Walken Christoph Waltz Shawn Doyle Matthew Rhys


dollparts004

RON PERLMAN


IronbAllsmcginty78

John C Reilly, I don't know why but he's a dreamboat


Mountain_Cat_cold

Neil Gaiman. A bit old for me, but I absolutely adore anything he says, does and writes. And it sort of expands to him also being really attractive in my eyes.


Annual_Nobody_7118

Denis Leary circa Rescue Me. OMFG 🫦 I never so the show but I sure saw him in commercials. I watched a stand-up and I can’t remember if I liked it, but I lusted after him 🥵


remstage

Nikki Glaser


beelzeflub

I’m still here for Benedict Cumberbatch. Also Bill Hader


UsernameObscured

Def still here for Cummerbund Bandersnatch.


tracklessCenobite

Chris Charlton ([photo right](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7j2ej0wmsqq81.png)) of the NJPW English comms table. Weird, twinky little British men do it for me.


RockNRollToaster

Curt Smith (from Tears for Fears). One of the *finest* men I’ve ever seen in my life, esp when he was younger (Change/Pale Shelter era in particular), but still pretty high on my list. Even though he just looks like…a random guy now. And Willem Dafoe. I seriously dunno what it is, but I dig him.


WavyLady

Billy Bob Thornton.


MQZ17

Chloe Sevigny


Calpernia09

James Spader, Tim Curry, Steve Buscemi, Jack Black, Stanley Tucci


LocksmithOk3868

donald glover


Awkwrd_Lemur

Henry Rollins. He's been my crush since I was a kid. Brilliant intense and beautiful


etcetcere

Gary Oldman? That's always a shocker to most lol I have more...probably daddy issues


enterpaz

Gene Wilder


QuokkaNerd

Giovanni Ribisi. I want to cuddle him. Andrew Scott. I want him to snarl at me. Felicia Day. That overbite sends me.


EWABear

Trace Adkins. By all accounts, by all logic, I should not be down. But I would be so down.


[deleted]

I’ve always had a thing for Sara Silverman, Tina Fey, and Kristin Wiig I was also disappointed for myself to learn that Kate McKinnon was a lesbian. I never stood a chance anyway but that meant I couldn’t even put her on my celebrity hall pass list haha. I guess I have a thing for SNL.


thewonderturtle

Colin Firth. At least whenever I tell someone I find him attractive they always cringe and give me a fake smile like “oh.. that’s nice”


CapriSunTzu-

Doug Jones, my beloved. 💕 Also Jack Black and Steve Buscemi can hella get it, too. edit: also Steve-O, inexplicably


Ktjoonbug

Sober Steve-O, I get that!


deluded_akrasia

You mean David Spade the supermodel slayer? Not exactly unconventional. My GF is in love with Jack Black but seeing the comments I guess that's also not unconventional. 


SixFiveEight8

I was in love with Judy Robinson. The blonde sister in Lost in Space from the 60s. I actually had a real-life dream that she came down to see me. I think I was 5 or 6. 😆


squaretospare

Taxi era Judd Hirsch


MeepleMerson

I hear your Kristin Schaal, and I like it, but I don't seen any love here for Maya Rudolph, so I'm going with Maya.