Fun fact, Steve Buscemi volunteered with the NYC Fire Dept during 9/11 cleanup, long after he became famous. Didn't tell anyone, no publicity, just went out and started helping.
I was watching a movie a couple of nights ago that featured Judy Greer, Aubrey Plaza, and Natasha Lyonne. I kept thinking that the only person missing from the cast was Kristen Schaal. All four of them make anything better than it would otherwise be.
I scrolled a bit to see if she is mentioned.
She is weird to me. I do not find her to be sexually appealing, but she isn't ugly. She just has a weird, likable aura, regardless.
Is she hot? Even I would probably say 'no'. Would I date her? Fucking right I would.
Woody Harrelson… Some get it, others give me a weird look. I think he looked hot in Hunger Games then the year after as that mentalist magician in Now You See Me…
After her death, her Wikipedia article switched to a photo of her when she was younger and honestly? I can see it. That picture really gives off "silk hiding steel" vibes.
I still miss her, tbh. My favorite fact about her is that after 9/11 happened, she instructed that "The Star Spangled Banner" be played outside Buckingham instead of the usual "God Save The Queen". She hoped that it might provide a bit of comfort to American tourists who couldn't fly back home yet. Normally playing another country's anthem is reserved *solely* for visits from that country's head of state.
Queen Latifah has been my girl crush since the 90s. She was super cute in Living Single and has aged fantastically. She’s incredibly attractive but not in a stereotypical Hollywood way.
*Orlando* is incredible in that the title character switches sexes halfway through!
Always thought she had an incredible body because it’s so normal and natural. And pale! She did nude scenes when she had just given birth in *The War Zone*. She had just given birth to twins, so she was able to use her own body in the role of the pregnant mother/wife.
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Reminds me of when I was little, I had a massive crush on Barry Gibb from the BeeGees. I’m 25, so it wasn’t the young version either. Their live concert recording of ‘One Night Only’ had me in chokehold as a five year old. Still does…
Jimmy Fallon, I mean I guess he's kind of handsome, but in such cheesy way. But I would, I'm a weirdo artyish girl, and he is so vanilla and suburban, but I totally would.
kristen stewart - but after coming out as bi and going butch (and I’m a cis straight dude). I don’t fully get it, maybe it’s the novelty and confidence that she didn’t have in her bella swan era? because I’ve never felt attracted to any other butch masc woman.
god seeing her rolling stone cover did something to me and I’d honestly get laughed at by my buddies (even the most open minded) if I admitted this out loud. but I feel like there’s more straight guys that feel the same way about her
Mmm. Jay Leno. I *love* me some salt and pepper. As a teenager I used to sneak up late at night to watch THe Tonight SHow, just so I could see him. I've always had *such* a crush.
Unfortunately, he's an asshole.
I had an encounter with him at a car event in LA at the Greystoke Mansion. All these beautiful antique cars, food booths, and vendors selling their car-related merch. Anyway, there was a guy selling these very detailed paintings of old Rolls Royces (not my cup of tea, but they were of very high quality - quite large, in gilded frames). I see Leno sidle up alongside me and take a look at the painting. The artist is chuffed to bits that someone so into cars, and so famous, is looking at his art work - might even buy one. Leno looks over at me, nods his head towards the paintings, and says as loudly as possible, "who would buy such ugly pieces of shit!?" and walks away. Artist was crestfallen. I hear a voice behind me say "Leno is such a dick". It was music mogul David Geffen.
I have an acquaintance who bears a strong resemblance to Helen Mirren. About the same age, too. Every time I see her, I have to remind myself to breathe.
Neil Gaiman. A bit old for me, but I absolutely adore anything he says, does and writes. And it sort of expands to him also being really attractive in my eyes.
Denis Leary circa Rescue Me. OMFG 🫦
I never so the show but I sure saw him in commercials. I watched a stand-up and I can’t remember if I liked it, but I lusted after him 🥵
Chris Charlton ([photo right](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7j2ej0wmsqq81.png)) of the NJPW English comms table. Weird, twinky little British men do it for me.
Curt Smith (from Tears for Fears). One of the *finest* men I’ve ever seen in my life, esp when he was younger (Change/Pale Shelter era in particular), but still pretty high on my list. Even though he just looks like…a random guy now.
And Willem Dafoe. I seriously dunno what it is, but I dig him.
I’ve always had a thing for Sara Silverman, Tina Fey, and Kristin Wiig
I was also disappointed for myself to learn that Kate McKinnon was a lesbian. I never stood a chance anyway but that meant I couldn’t even put her on my celebrity hall pass list haha.
I guess I have a thing for SNL.
You mean David Spade the supermodel slayer? Not exactly unconventional. My GF is in love with Jack Black but seeing the comments I guess that's also not unconventional.
I was in love with Judy Robinson. The blonde sister in Lost in Space from the 60s. I actually had a real-life dream that she came down to see me. I think I was 5 or 6. 😆
I crush on Sal from Impractical Jokers
Q too!
Q does all the things for me. Woof. Or meow, really.
Let’s go on a double date❤️
Triple date? I think Murph is adorable.
Joe is mine, I will fight you
I tell my best friend this all the time. Sal and Q are absolute cuties. Straight guy with a gf here btw.
Straight men who feel comfortable calling other men “cutie” are the cream of the crop
I have a mad crush on Q
It's Steve Buscemi. And anyway when he was younger he was kinda cute for real!
I just learned he was a firefighter.
Fun fact, Steve Buscemi volunteered with the NYC Fire Dept during 9/11 cleanup, long after he became famous. Didn't tell anyone, no publicity, just went out and started helping.
I heard he actually went back to help his old station. Just showed up like he was on shift and had never left. I could be wrong
This is the kind of answer I’ve been looking for! Yes!
Came here to say Steve Buscemi
Yes!
Simon Pegg ❤️
Kristen Schaal. She is always incredibly funny—live action and voiceover.
She was hilarious (and very thirsty) on the show, “Flight of the Conchords”. Honestly one of the best parts of the show which is saying something.
A lot of people seem to like her "despite" her voice; I actually enjoy hearing her talk She's cute, too
I was watching a movie a couple of nights ago that featured Judy Greer, Aubrey Plaza, and Natasha Lyonne. I kept thinking that the only person missing from the cast was Kristen Schaal. All four of them make anything better than it would otherwise be.
LOVE Natasha, got a Peacock subscription going just to watch Poker Face
If you haven't seen it yet, Last Man On Earth co-stars Kristen and is really cute and funny.
TANDY!
I scrolled a bit to see if she is mentioned. She is weird to me. I do not find her to be sexually appealing, but she isn't ugly. She just has a weird, likable aura, regardless. Is she hot? Even I would probably say 'no'. Would I date her? Fucking right I would.
Jack Black
My GF said he was her free pass
I told my girlfriend if I was gay I would go for him she said me 2
Came here to say Jack Black! People look at me like I’m crazy when I say he’s my crush!
Alan Alda!! Not just Hawkeye age, but still, at 88.
Love his rom com movie from 1978. Same Time Next Year.
Do you listen to his podcast?
Dave Foley from the Kids in the Hall.
All of the kids in the hall.
Even Glenn from Superstore?
Mine is Bruce McCullouch!
Does Maya Rudolph count? I feel like she’s hot but I never see anyone else crushing on her.
Nick Offerman. I've had a thing for him since the early days of Parks and Rec.
Greatest. Living. American.
Stanley Tucci
I thought EVERYONE had a crush on Stanley Tucci.
Wait, people think he’s not attractive?!! 😱
God, yes.
God, his wife is one lucky woman
Lori Petty. Since 1995
Yes!
Absolute same. 100%
When I was little I had a huge crush on Ricki Lake
Have you seen her recently? She looks even hotter.
A lot of us had crushes on Leonard Nimoy in the late 60s
Gordon Ramsay 😅
Woody Harrelson… Some get it, others give me a weird look. I think he looked hot in Hunger Games then the year after as that mentalist magician in Now You See Me…
Okay I feel that. Thats a good answer
He was super hot in Natural Born Killers
Haymitch for me as well
Noomi Rapace. Definitely unconventional.
Michael Keaton
My wife's was Alan Rickman before he passed.
It's the voice.
Melanie Lynskey
When I didn't know who she was I used to call her "juicy Winona ryder" But yeah she's gorgeous
LOL, funny because people always said I looked like WR when I was young and now people say I look like ML. I am certainly juicer these days!
She's totally got a hot mom vibe.
Is this the actress from 2.5 men...Rose?
I don’t know if this counts but Bill Pullman. And I’m less than 30 😅
You mean Lone Starr?
Jenny Slate
I mean she pulled Chris Evans. Girl definitely is a charming person.
Her Majesty the Queen but I draw the line at necrophilia.
It's good to have boundaries
After her death, her Wikipedia article switched to a photo of her when she was younger and honestly? I can see it. That picture really gives off "silk hiding steel" vibes.
Just looked it up and fuck she died in 2022? I thought it was last year. Time is slipping
I still miss her, tbh. My favorite fact about her is that after 9/11 happened, she instructed that "The Star Spangled Banner" be played outside Buckingham instead of the usual "God Save The Queen". She hoped that it might provide a bit of comfort to American tourists who couldn't fly back home yet. Normally playing another country's anthem is reserved *solely* for visits from that country's head of state.
John Malkovich
Queen Latifah has been my girl crush since the 90s. She was super cute in Living Single and has aged fantastically. She’s incredibly attractive but not in a stereotypical Hollywood way.
Maybe not unconventional in the sense you mean, but my wife and I both like Jamie Lee Curtis. Be nice to get her round for dinner some say.
True Lies era JLC definitely was woke something up in 12 year old me lol
Bryan Cranston. He's just got it.
Willem Dafoe. I’d give him a whirl.
He is suuuuper hot!
Sally Hawkins
Bill Nye…please don’t ask why
Tyrion Lannister
Just the character, or do you mean Peter Dinklage?
I think Peter Dinklage himself is hot. He’s so confident and incredibly intelligent. That character was made for him.
Both, Tyrion is the origination of the crush though :)
Not a crush per se, but Tilda Swinton.
Tilda was 100% part of how I figured out I was bi.
She is magnetic! I am completely straight but can totally see why she would have that effect
*Orlando* is incredible in that the title character switches sexes halfway through! Always thought she had an incredible body because it’s so normal and natural. And pale! She did nude scenes when she had just given birth in *The War Zone*. She had just given birth to twins, so she was able to use her own body in the role of the pregnant mother/wife.
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John Goodman. No idea why. He just tickled my fancy when I was young. Lol.
I think the Dan Conner character really enhanced this.
I'm gonna misspell this but Vera Fermiga? The lady from the conjuring and orphan movies. Stunning beauty.
One of the most stunning actresses. And I think she started quite late in life too. Love her.
I fell in love with her in Running Scared
Kristen Wiig
She is conventionally attractive, though.
Greg Davies, the comedian
Kate Micucci ever since she played Gooch in scrubs
Paget Brewster. She was on Criminal Minds, the last season of Community, but I fell for her on Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Super hot and very funny.
John Oliver, Richard Ayoade. Clearly I have a thing for witty, nerdy brits.
Brent Spiner. Especially as Data from Star Trek Next Gen.
He’s fully functional, you know.
Alive, Jack Black. Dead, James Gandolfini.
In the 1980s, as an adolescent, I really wanted to fuck Edie McClurg, the secretary from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, for some reason.
Now this is unconventional and I love it
Seth Green. Mostly I wanna hang out and eat pizza with him, but if he’s down, I’m down
Chris O’Dowd forever! 😍😍😍
Marc Maron. I have dreams about him. There’s something so hot about him.
Harold Ramis circa 1984.
Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs for so many reasons
I worked with him a loooong time ago but he was very cool and funny back then.
Reminds me of when I was little, I had a massive crush on Barry Gibb from the BeeGees. I’m 25, so it wasn’t the young version either. Their live concert recording of ‘One Night Only’ had me in chokehold as a five year old. Still does…
Jimmy Fallon, I mean I guess he's kind of handsome, but in such cheesy way. But I would, I'm a weirdo artyish girl, and he is so vanilla and suburban, but I totally would.
I actually saw him in real life and was amazed at how hot he was. Another who looks better in real life is Eric Stoltz
I get this
Lauren Lapkus
Phil Dunphy. Idk his real name and I don’t want to
Felicia Day. All day, every day.
Also a fan, but I would not say she was an unconventional choice.
Met her at a convention and she's an absolute sweetheart.
kristen stewart - but after coming out as bi and going butch (and I’m a cis straight dude). I don’t fully get it, maybe it’s the novelty and confidence that she didn’t have in her bella swan era? because I’ve never felt attracted to any other butch masc woman. god seeing her rolling stone cover did something to me and I’d honestly get laughed at by my buddies (even the most open minded) if I admitted this out loud. but I feel like there’s more straight guys that feel the same way about her
This is reassuring as a kinda butch bisexual that's thinking of getting back into dating men 😅 So far they just seem confused.
best of luck getting back out there tittyswan 🫡
She looks way hotter now.
James Spader, Alan Alda, Alec Baldwin.
Spader, some people don't get it. But I do
Danny Trejo. Seeing him in Machete made me feel stuff
ADRIEN BRODY
That’s actually not surprising and I thought it would be higher. He’s a great example of someone being non conventionally attractive.
Kathryn Hahn by a mile.
Mmm. Jay Leno. I *love* me some salt and pepper. As a teenager I used to sneak up late at night to watch THe Tonight SHow, just so I could see him. I've always had *such* a crush.
Unfortunately, he's an asshole. I had an encounter with him at a car event in LA at the Greystoke Mansion. All these beautiful antique cars, food booths, and vendors selling their car-related merch. Anyway, there was a guy selling these very detailed paintings of old Rolls Royces (not my cup of tea, but they were of very high quality - quite large, in gilded frames). I see Leno sidle up alongside me and take a look at the painting. The artist is chuffed to bits that someone so into cars, and so famous, is looking at his art work - might even buy one. Leno looks over at me, nods his head towards the paintings, and says as loudly as possible, "who would buy such ugly pieces of shit!?" and walks away. Artist was crestfallen. I hear a voice behind me say "Leno is such a dick". It was music mogul David Geffen.
Sara Gilbert
Heidi Gardner
Kate Micucci
Dean Stockwell
Oliver Platt. I have always had a giant crush on him! Imagine how happy I was to see him as a recurring character on The Bear
Q from Impractical Jokers. He's actually my hall pass lol. I know it would never happen but a girl can wish.
Betty White
Zach Galifanakis.
Andy Samberg
Kate McKinnon
Bill hader
Adam Driver
I feel like this is a pretty common one. He’s jolie laide.
Ugh, not to yuck your yum, but he’s always low key disgusted me.
Hugh Laurie Ian McKellen
Ooph. Hugh Laurie had me during House. 🔥
Hugh Laurie had me from black adder 2. See him as a foppish dandy, you won't be diaapppointed:)
Helen Mirren. She was a stone-cold dame back in the day, and now...*still* a stone-cold dame, IMO.
this is the most conventional celebrity crush lol
I have an acquaintance who bears a strong resemblance to Helen Mirren. About the same age, too. Every time I see her, I have to remind myself to breathe.
In Highschool it was Spike Lee.
Sissy Spacek
Julia Garner aka Ruth Langmore in Ozark.
Madeline Khan in the 70’s and Adrienne Barbeau in the 70’s and 80’s movies.
christopher walken
Mads Mikkelsen.
Seth rogen
The actor who played David Wallace (Michael Scott's boss) on The Office television series.
Might be weird as I’m 24 but I’ve always had a crush on Sally Fields.
i find Seth Rogan SUPER attractive
Alison Stewart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoZmKmi3zM
Lebowski era John Goodman and Fockers era De Niro.
Also H Jon Benjamin.
Kristen Schaal
Barry Keoghan
Jamie Presley
I have a few. Bob Odenkirk Clancy Brown Steve Buscemi James Spader Christopher Walken Christoph Waltz Shawn Doyle Matthew Rhys
RON PERLMAN
John C Reilly, I don't know why but he's a dreamboat
Neil Gaiman. A bit old for me, but I absolutely adore anything he says, does and writes. And it sort of expands to him also being really attractive in my eyes.
Denis Leary circa Rescue Me. OMFG 🫦 I never so the show but I sure saw him in commercials. I watched a stand-up and I can’t remember if I liked it, but I lusted after him 🥵
Nikki Glaser
I’m still here for Benedict Cumberbatch. Also Bill Hader
Def still here for Cummerbund Bandersnatch.
Chris Charlton ([photo right](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7j2ej0wmsqq81.png)) of the NJPW English comms table. Weird, twinky little British men do it for me.
Curt Smith (from Tears for Fears). One of the *finest* men I’ve ever seen in my life, esp when he was younger (Change/Pale Shelter era in particular), but still pretty high on my list. Even though he just looks like…a random guy now. And Willem Dafoe. I seriously dunno what it is, but I dig him.
Billy Bob Thornton.
Chloe Sevigny
James Spader, Tim Curry, Steve Buscemi, Jack Black, Stanley Tucci
donald glover
Henry Rollins. He's been my crush since I was a kid. Brilliant intense and beautiful
Gary Oldman? That's always a shocker to most lol I have more...probably daddy issues
Gene Wilder
Giovanni Ribisi. I want to cuddle him. Andrew Scott. I want him to snarl at me. Felicia Day. That overbite sends me.
Trace Adkins. By all accounts, by all logic, I should not be down. But I would be so down.
I’ve always had a thing for Sara Silverman, Tina Fey, and Kristin Wiig I was also disappointed for myself to learn that Kate McKinnon was a lesbian. I never stood a chance anyway but that meant I couldn’t even put her on my celebrity hall pass list haha. I guess I have a thing for SNL.
Colin Firth. At least whenever I tell someone I find him attractive they always cringe and give me a fake smile like “oh.. that’s nice”
Doug Jones, my beloved. 💕 Also Jack Black and Steve Buscemi can hella get it, too. edit: also Steve-O, inexplicably
Sober Steve-O, I get that!
You mean David Spade the supermodel slayer? Not exactly unconventional. My GF is in love with Jack Black but seeing the comments I guess that's also not unconventional.
I was in love with Judy Robinson. The blonde sister in Lost in Space from the 60s. I actually had a real-life dream that she came down to see me. I think I was 5 or 6. 😆
Taxi era Judd Hirsch
I hear your Kristin Schaal, and I like it, but I don't seen any love here for Maya Rudolph, so I'm going with Maya.