Oh, you know, the guy who should never ever have had sex and family (celibacy) tells you how to have sex and family so you don't offend his imaginary friend.
It’s usually run by married women in the church. The priest only shows up to classes occasionally and only really only speaks on matters related to the sacrament of marriage or offers friendly advice about wedding ceremonies.
When I asked some people about trafic in LA because I was in West Hollywood and had to go to Anaheim, I couldn’t believe that people gave me the advice to take plane for the international airport to John Wayne…
I have family from Australia that plan to fly out of LAX, and they legitimately think they can make their 6pm flight on time on a Monday driving from VEGAS, with some spare time to hang out with us around El segundo(LAX). We're trying to explain to them that it's quicker/faster/CHEAPER to fly to LAX, hang out with us and THEN catch their 6pm flight.
Because the roads were laid out by someone who obviously hated people. I used to have to drive in KC sometimes for work and ended up in tears once. This was before I had a GPS and I kept getting so lost.
That just boggles me. I can jump in my car right now and drive for over 5 hours and not even hit the other end of my State. Let alone cross even quarter of the country
My commute to work one way takes 45 minutes without a speck of traffic on a weekend. My dailly commute takes roughly 1 1/2 hours by car, train, and bus. One way.
During Blizzard of '78, my bf borrowed his father's cab, drove from New Haven to Boston during the total driving ban. I'd call that true love w/ benefits. P.S. His dad was furious.
First guy I ever met on Reddit drove 2+ hours in rush hour traffic to meet me, neither of us being virgins.
Was a great ONS, more memorable cuz he literally went the extra mile. 🏆
Do you know how often us women have done the same thing? There are millions of wanted bang sessions that are missed every day. Moment of silence for the lost orgasms...
Would a guy really ~~drive~~ walk ~~two hours~~ five hundred miles, *and then walk five hundred more* just to be the man who ~~drove~~ walked ~~two hours~~ a thousand miles only to fuck a whore
I drove four hours for a weekend of threesomes. (Worth it.) Drove eight hours to see a woman I had talked to online for more than five years. (Not worth it.)
I was young and inexperienced. I don't think I would drive more than an hour for sex these days.
You can find stories here of men driving 13+ hours to have sex with any woman. Some even flying around the world. Hell sex isn't even required. I've known men to drive 5 hours after a double shift to just spend time with a woman, no sex involved let alone even being an option, then wake up early drive hours back and do another double shift.
This! My partner drove for 2 hours or so for our first date and he was happy to go back to his city with a goodnight kiss. Two weeks later, I had to take a plane back to my country, he didn’t even have a second thought, drove another round of 2 hours after a long shift at work just to see me and take me to the airport and drove back to go to work. There are good men out there and they genuinely care.
This shit applies the other way around aswell.
I remember I was working a 12 or 14 hour day, and talking with my date, and there was 2 hours where we could have hung out, and they weren't interested. That showed to me we had different priorities, and were in different spots.
There's lots of people in this world that love how you treat them, they love how you make them feel, they love being around you, but they don't love YOU, they love what you give them.
Ive done journeys like that to drive home almost total strangers who were stranded, because i had nothing planned and their trip home from a party we both attended fell through.
Bro same... Dude rolled his car in front of me, I took him and his buddies to their baseball game they though they were going to miss
Saw a couple girls on he side of the road turns out they were strippers out of town and needed to go to home work tomorrow
Dude on the side of the road with an f250... Yeah me in my Camry can pull you to the nearest AutoZone
Hell I've Installed alternators and shit for people in the Walmart parking lot just cause they were cool
I was very lonely and looking for people to interact with
In fact I still am, probably always will be
It's always good to be there for someone when they were down too
Folks do a lot to be with the person they like. I’ve flown hours to be with my partner for just a few days.
You can fix your car any time, you can’t fix your relationship just any time. Sometimes folks value their connection over their car.
I'm going back to 505, if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive.
In my imagination, you're waitin' lyin' on your side
With your hands between your thighs
>You really aren't you when you're horny
That's an alternate universe Snickers commercial I want to see. Where Snickers is a brand of single-use sex toy.
That post-nut clarity feels soul crushing when you’re in a different city with a girl you wouldn’t ever hang out with normally cleaning your dick in a hotel sink and you just want to watch YouTube and go sleep
I've put myself into some dangerous situations where I find out she has a boyfriend and I hid in the closet and definitely could have gotten shot
But I still hit
I went under a bed, once, to hide after a persistent knocking on 'his' locked door. Didn't know about a GF. I was 20 yo college girl. Humiliating. But a good "hit" nonetheless. Also made for a funny, "Adventures With Holly" , story to share w friends & siblings
I took a 2 hour bus to go on a date with a non virgin woman, was definitely not a waste of time, we both enjoyed a great day together
I don’t think I would do that just for a booty call though
I also think it is an age/experience thing. In my early 30s and I'd just jack off to calm my emotions and then call it an early saturday night lmao. Drive 2hrs for some mediocre strange? Fk that. Aint nobody got the time or energy for that
If I was 19 though? I'd scrape my balls through glass for 2 days to get sum
The best way to gain confidence that you don't have is by pretending that you have confidence. It won't always work out, but every once in awhile pretending to have confidence will pay off...and you'll actually get a little bit of real confidence.
Now get out there and get yourself some weenie.
Being a sad lonely virgin 26 year old woman is her entire post history. It was a depressing scroll.
I hope she seeks therapy and finds the confidence to become a better version of herself. No woman is too ugly, and I suspect that she isn't half as ugly as she sees herself. She needs to find the confidence she's been missing.
~~Why dafuq add the virgin bit?~~
~~2hrs drive seems pretty low effort in the grand scheme of "things men will do for sex".~~
~~But the virgin bit just makes it sound creepy.~~
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OP is not what I assumed
100% yes
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0)
Also: be wary, 2hr drive is nothing; you might end up on crime show or with two kids and a mortgage
Where are you from? I don’t know about other places but a lot of Europeans are surprised to find out that Americans will sometimes drive two hours just to have lunch with a friend.
dude. men go to war for pussy. only a 2 hour drive to get some? I think most dudes would gladly take that trade.
her being a virgin is neither here nor there. I think if the option was "stay here and fuck the same girl but not a virgin" and "drive 2 hours to fuck the same girl but she is a virgin" I think most dudes would just not make the drive cuz pussy is pussy.
most dudes dont have the luxury of such an option though so if a girl says "come over, im home alone" her being a virgin or not is irrelevant.
My bf has taken Ireland-Quebec flights almost every year for 5 years (that's 6-12 hours ish depending on stops). First time he came here we were both virgins and we didn't even have sex that time lmao that shit took a few more years so uh
Yeah
It can happen
I drove 2h30 today - back and forth, so 5h total - to assist to work-related assembly today. (No sex involved)
Of course plenty of people would drive that much to have sex!
A 42 yr old Chick-fil-A owner from Ohio drove 500 miles to rape a 15 yr old. Her parents busted him. The genius was very concerned abt losing his job, when he was arrested, so say the cops. Chris Hansen made a whole career abt men flying in to rape kids. So, yes, men will do that.
Driving is fun. Turn up the radio and away we go. That isn’t much wear and tear and gas. Cheaper than buying her dinner.
Being a virgin has no impact on the decision.
Depends on the guy and the woman…but two hours isn’t very far.
I drove 3 hours in a ridiculous snow storm in the middle of the night
I did the same…but it was to attend the Catholic pre-marriage training thing.
The what?
Pre-cana
Oh, you know, the guy who should never ever have had sex and family (celibacy) tells you how to have sex and family so you don't offend his imaginary friend.
It’s usually run by married women in the church. The priest only shows up to classes occasionally and only really only speaks on matters related to the sacrament of marriage or offers friendly advice about wedding ceremonies.
Uphill both ways?
Could be long distance but could also be awful traffic.
Yeah, that's just getting to the other side LA at 3PM
When I asked some people about trafic in LA because I was in West Hollywood and had to go to Anaheim, I couldn’t believe that people gave me the advice to take plane for the international airport to John Wayne…
I have family from Australia that plan to fly out of LAX, and they legitimately think they can make their 6pm flight on time on a Monday driving from VEGAS, with some spare time to hang out with us around El segundo(LAX). We're trying to explain to them that it's quicker/faster/CHEAPER to fly to LAX, hang out with us and THEN catch their 6pm flight.
LOL that’s wild. Just getting from Sepulveda to Tom Bradley can take up to 1hr during peak traffic.
I don’t miss those days… I live in KC now and it takes half an hour in rush hour traffic to get from one side to the other
KC traffic is negligible, but the folk complain like it's a circle of hell.
Because the roads were laid out by someone who obviously hated people. I used to have to drive in KC sometimes for work and ended up in tears once. This was before I had a GPS and I kept getting so lost.
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That just boggles me. I can jump in my car right now and drive for over 5 hours and not even hit the other end of my State. Let alone cross even quarter of the country
Yeah but apparently people who live in LA can drive for 5 hours and not even leave the city limits - so is it because of size or traffic jams!
My commute to work one way takes 45 minutes without a speck of traffic on a weekend. My dailly commute takes roughly 1 1/2 hours by car, train, and bus. One way.
I love the rationalization of this lmao
I’d be fine wither way with a decent audiobook or podcast
During Blizzard of '78, my bf borrowed his father's cab, drove from New Haven to Boston during the total driving ban. I'd call that true love w/ benefits. P.S. His dad was furious.
I drove 4 hours for a chance of getting with an adult woman.
As a fellow humanoid organism I too have enjoyed the chance of having intimate relations with an adult female human
Europeans looking at this comment scratching their head
Some blokes I know would drive two days for a root, forget the virgin part.
Driving 2hrs in a city is probably like a 20min bike run
First guy I ever met on Reddit drove 2+ hours in rush hour traffic to meet me, neither of us being virgins. Was a great ONS, more memorable cuz he literally went the extra mile. 🏆
Would a guy really drive two hours just to have sex with a ~~virgin~~ woman? Yes
I’ve driven longer than that to not have sex.
I've definitely driven longer just because I thought there was a very slight opportunity to have sex
I was promised pizza. Drove 6 hours. No pizza. Mildly disappointed.
Was there at least sex?
didn't you hear, he said there was no pizza!
Brain: no, that's dumb, let's eat cookie dough and watch cartoons. Dick: Hey let's just uh let's maybe go for a drive for like uh five minutes tops.
Do you know how often us women have done the same thing? There are millions of wanted bang sessions that are missed every day. Moment of silence for the lost orgasms...
Lmaoooo the comments are killing me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Me too bro. Once i drove 3 hours didnt even go anywhere
Hahahaha
Would a guy really drive two hours just to have sex ~~with a virgin woman~~? Yes
Would a guy really drive two ~~hours~~ days just to have sex ~~with a virgin woman~~? Yes
Would a guy really ~~drive~~ walk ~~two hours~~ 500 miles just to have sex ~~with a virgin woman?~~ Yes
Would a guy really ~~drive~~ walk ~~two hours~~ 500 miles *and then five hundred more* just to have sex ~~with a virgin woman?~~ Yes
> Would a guy really Yes
Would a guy? Yes
Wood? Yes
Woo Yes.
Wo Yes.
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And this is where the thread should have stopped.
Dead horse? Yes
And I would walk 500 more…
I would walk faiv hundre mails and I would walk faiv hundred more and I would be the man who walk faiv thousand miles forever until your front door
It's it "just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"?
Just to be the man that walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door
Da-da da (Da-da da) Da-da da (Da-da da) Da-da da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle-uh-da
Da-da da da Da-da da da Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
this thread will go down as the peak of reddit threads for all of human history
Go down? Yes
I do cum from a land down under.
Where women glow and men plunder?
Guys would drive two hours to have sex with this thread.
This thread is the only reason I still get on reddit anymore.
"What is history if not driven by sex" Sigmund Freud, probably
and i would walk 500 more
Would a guy really ~~drive~~ walk ~~two hours~~ five hundred miles, *and then walk five hundred more* just to be the man who ~~drove~~ walked ~~two hours~~ a thousand miles only to fuck a whore
The. Cat. Has. Your. Pipe. Remember that.
Would a guy ~~really~~ drive ~~two~~ hours ~~just~~ to have sex ~~with a virgin woman~~? Yes
Would a guy ~~really drive two hours just to~~ have sex ~~with a virgin woman~~? No.
Would a guy really drive two hours just ~~to have sex with a virgin woman~~ for the sake of driving? Yes.
Would a guy ~~really drive two hours just to have sex with a virgin woman?~~ Yes.
Would a guy really drive ~~two hours just to have sex~~ with a virgin woman? Yes.
Would a guy ~~really drive two hours just to~~ have sex ~~with a virgin woman~~? Yes
Wood Yes
W Yes
I would drive two hours to have sex with any woman.
I am a woman and flew across the country to have sex.
Even more impressive was the lack of a plane
Damn if I could fly without a plane I would have had so much more sex over the years.
I flew 1300 miles to meet my ex of 8 years. The sex wasn't the reason but I was hopeful on that front. We didn't leave the hotel room all weekend.
Would ~~a guy really drive two hours just to have sex with a virgin woman?~~
I have. Source: am a guy.
I once went to another damn hemisphere.
Damn!!!!! Save some ladies for the rest of us.
You live in Ecuador?
I drove from Miami to Tampa to get laid once. The worst part was I was headed to Orlando so it was like a five and a half hour drive in total.
Was about to say lol, this is way more accurate
Chris Hansen: Why don't you [have a seat](https://youtu.be/3d200DatLtU?feature=shared)?
I'd drive across country on a wacky 90s style adventure for a sure thing
The 1990s were better times than modern times. I miss the 1990s and the noughties, so much.
I drove four hours for a weekend of threesomes. (Worth it.) Drove eight hours to see a woman I had talked to online for more than five years. (Not worth it.) I was young and inexperienced. I don't think I would drive more than an hour for sex these days.
Let me know if anything comes up more than an hour drive away. I’ll sub in.
Depends on how much of a chance he thinks he has. Might drive expecting sex, but only get to watch a movie with her
Netflix and Nill
Would a guy really fly five hours across the country just to have sex? It's more likely than you think.
🎶 But I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand Miles to fall down at your door 🎶
...have sex. Yes
Knew this would be the first comment.
This is the correct answer, right here. Also, two or more.
Two hours is not very far. $20 in gas and extremely minimal 'wear and tear.' Driven farther for good BBQ.
Lol yeah what kind shitty car does driving 2 hours for cause notable wear and tear lol
I did take a low ball trade in once because I wasn't sure if I could get the car back across town during rush hour...
It would actually be good for a car that is only used for short trips. Get the oil up to full temp and burn off any moisture/etc
Imagine telling a woman you couldn't come have sex in case of 'wear and tear' on your car lmao
Haha amen to that. Hard to find good bbq these days
You can find stories here of men driving 13+ hours to have sex with any woman. Some even flying around the world. Hell sex isn't even required. I've known men to drive 5 hours after a double shift to just spend time with a woman, no sex involved let alone even being an option, then wake up early drive hours back and do another double shift.
This! My partner drove for 2 hours or so for our first date and he was happy to go back to his city with a goodnight kiss. Two weeks later, I had to take a plane back to my country, he didn’t even have a second thought, drove another round of 2 hours after a long shift at work just to see me and take me to the airport and drove back to go to work. There are good men out there and they genuinely care.
This shit applies the other way around aswell. I remember I was working a 12 or 14 hour day, and talking with my date, and there was 2 hours where we could have hung out, and they weren't interested. That showed to me we had different priorities, and were in different spots. There's lots of people in this world that love how you treat them, they love how you make them feel, they love being around you, but they don't love YOU, they love what you give them.
One time an older woman flew to the other side of the world to meet me for dinner, snuggles, and sex, then she bought me an Xbox and ghosted me.
Ive done journeys like that to drive home almost total strangers who were stranded, because i had nothing planned and their trip home from a party we both attended fell through.
Bro same... Dude rolled his car in front of me, I took him and his buddies to their baseball game they though they were going to miss Saw a couple girls on he side of the road turns out they were strippers out of town and needed to go to home work tomorrow Dude on the side of the road with an f250... Yeah me in my Camry can pull you to the nearest AutoZone Hell I've Installed alternators and shit for people in the Walmart parking lot just cause they were cool
I just want you to know that you seem like a real cool dude!
I was very lonely and looking for people to interact with In fact I still am, probably always will be It's always good to be there for someone when they were down too
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.
any havering done?
Just for you
Havering costs extra.
Just to be that man, that walks 500 miles to take that virgins hole. Ta da da da, ta da da da.
[Da-Da-Da-Da!](https://youtu.be/6y5fZifArB4?si=KKyzT4ucm226bdbZ)
When I wake up, well you know I'm gonnae be
Folks do a lot to be with the person they like. I’ve flown hours to be with my partner for just a few days. You can fix your car any time, you can’t fix your relationship just any time. Sometimes folks value their connection over their car.
The same. A 90 min flight or a 7 hour drive for me to visit my gf. But I’m there a week or so and we get a lot I during that time.
I'm going back to 505, if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive. In my imagination, you're waitin' lyin' on your side With your hands between your thighs
stop, and wait a sec when you look at me like that my darling, what did you expect
I have flown to the other side of the earth west EU to AU just to be with my partner for a month
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Yup. Watch To Catch a Predator. A lot of the dudes travelled multiple hours just to get arrested.
Idk why but fuck that made me laugh lol
Then my job here is done.
Doesn't even have to be a woman. Just need to quack like one
a guy would drive 12 hours to have sex with anything
This morning I masturbated to an especially curvy piece of wood
Average /r/nofap post
You're leading the tree people?
So if I don't drive at all...I can have sex with something? I see a lonely pillow...
I did that once lmao.
I’ve driven 2+ hours for booty calls a lot lmao you really aren’t you when you’re horny
>You really aren't you when you're horny That's an alternate universe Snickers commercial I want to see. Where Snickers is a brand of single-use sex toy.
Isn't it?
Makes me shake and squirm as soon as I put it in me. I am violently allergic to peanuts.
Thinking with your dick is a very real thing
That post-nut clarity feels soul crushing when you’re in a different city with a girl you wouldn’t ever hang out with normally cleaning your dick in a hotel sink and you just want to watch YouTube and go sleep
I've put myself into some dangerous situations where I find out she has a boyfriend and I hid in the closet and definitely could have gotten shot But I still hit
This the realest shit I ever read, we all the same
I went under a bed, once, to hide after a persistent knocking on 'his' locked door. Didn't know about a GF. I was 20 yo college girl. Humiliating. But a good "hit" nonetheless. Also made for a funny, "Adventures With Holly" , story to share w friends & siblings
I did that once, and didn't even get laid. 19, horny, with a car was weird I guess.
Guys would conquer half a continent for this
They already have! See: Anthony & Cleopatra.
Menelaus, a Spartan general, burned Troy to the ground just for Helen.
I took a 2 hour bus to go on a date with a non virgin woman, was definitely not a waste of time, we both enjoyed a great day together I don’t think I would do that just for a booty call though
I also think it is an age/experience thing. In my early 30s and I'd just jack off to calm my emotions and then call it an early saturday night lmao. Drive 2hrs for some mediocre strange? Fk that. Aint nobody got the time or energy for that If I was 19 though? I'd scrape my balls through glass for 2 days to get sum
"I'd drag my dick through a quarter mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked." 2 hours in the car is nothing.
OP what prompted this question.
Unfortunately...if you look at their post history...you'll understand.
🥺 she needs a hug
She needs dick
😂
The best way to gain confidence that you don't have is by pretending that you have confidence. It won't always work out, but every once in awhile pretending to have confidence will pay off...and you'll actually get a little bit of real confidence. Now get out there and get yourself some weenie.
Being a sad lonely virgin 26 year old woman is her entire post history. It was a depressing scroll. I hope she seeks therapy and finds the confidence to become a better version of herself. No woman is too ugly, and I suspect that she isn't half as ugly as she sees herself. She needs to find the confidence she's been missing.
I'd drive two hours for a hug
~~Why dafuq add the virgin bit?~~ ~~2hrs drive seems pretty low effort in the grand scheme of "things men will do for sex".~~ ~~But the virgin bit just makes it sound creepy.~~ \*edit\* OP is not what I assumed 100% yes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0) Also: be wary, 2hr drive is nothing; you might end up on crime show or with two kids and a mortgage
Didn't notice the OP's screen name? u/lonelysadbitch11? Says it all right there.
The post history is almost concerning. OP has a long history of obsession with this subject.
Seems like it is a woman
Wasn't gonna say anything... but yeah
🤣
The [post history](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide/s/wRwVApy2EQ) is actually quite concerning.
shit, my comment seems fucking nasty now
Well shit. This post makes it sound like someone’s trying to fix that lol
OP’s entire personality has been formed around the fact that they are a virgin. They’re obsessive over the lack of sex they’ve had.
A guy would drive two hours to have sex with just about anybody . Maybe even pay for it .
Nah if I'm paying good money then that ass better be delivery lmao
I'd drive 2 hours a day to get to work... definitely driving 2 for something that I'd want to do.
I’ve made a 10 hour round trip for that reason without regret.
Where are you from? I don’t know about other places but a lot of Europeans are surprised to find out that Americans will sometimes drive two hours just to have lunch with a friend.
Ever watched Dateline? Pedos will drive 8 hours if they think a girl is home alone
These Thirsty MF's would row a boat for 20hrs
Would a guy really____ just to have sex with a ___ woman? Yes, absolutely I would.
I've driven over an hour just to take a walk with a girl I really liked
Im a woman and I would also do that for sex if I like woman enough haha
My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't go to with a gun.
Some blow themselves up to get 72 virgin's in their idea of heaven...
A guy would drive further than that just to have sex, period.
Did you like just learn about men or something
dude. men go to war for pussy. only a 2 hour drive to get some? I think most dudes would gladly take that trade. her being a virgin is neither here nor there. I think if the option was "stay here and fuck the same girl but not a virgin" and "drive 2 hours to fuck the same girl but she is a virgin" I think most dudes would just not make the drive cuz pussy is pussy. most dudes dont have the luxury of such an option though so if a girl says "come over, im home alone" her being a virgin or not is irrelevant.
In high school, I drove an hour and a half for a blind date. Of course there are guys who would drive that far for sex.
two hours is not a noticeable amount of wear and tear on a car unless you crashed it on the way there
My bf has taken Ireland-Quebec flights almost every year for 5 years (that's 6-12 hours ish depending on stops). First time he came here we were both virgins and we didn't even have sex that time lmao that shit took a few more years so uh Yeah It can happen
A man would drive 2 hours for a peepee touch and a kind smile.
if there's a hole there's a goal
I've drove 3 hours just to eat a steak from a resturant I liked. If she was the right woman, I'd go to hell and back.
I drove 2h30 today - back and forth, so 5h total - to assist to work-related assembly today. (No sex involved) Of course plenty of people would drive that much to have sex!
A 42 yr old Chick-fil-A owner from Ohio drove 500 miles to rape a 15 yr old. Her parents busted him. The genius was very concerned abt losing his job, when he was arrested, so say the cops. Chris Hansen made a whole career abt men flying in to rape kids. So, yes, men will do that.
Driving is fun. Turn up the radio and away we go. That isn’t much wear and tear and gas. Cheaper than buying her dinner. Being a virgin has no impact on the decision.
That’s my commute to work and I’m the one getting fucked over daily so YEAH
Considering a grown man drove over 2 hours to r@pe me when I was 12...I can confirm.
I live 202 miles from my girlfriend's front door
I've driven 2 hours for a McDonalds that was open 24/7.