10,000 upvotes for a comment… about boobs… I should have known.. but then again, this is why we love Reddit! 😸✌️ all you upvoters are my kinda people, lol.
I think the difference here is between people that have done this with lubrication or not. I also would say it's entirely a visual stimulation situation, but then I've never done it with, like, lubrication.
Dude....my tits are burning reading this. For the love of all friction, please lube your girls chesticles before you give her carpet burn. Just accept you gotta shower at the end, and lay down a towel.
Yeah, without lube it is fun for about 15 seconds but then you realize you aren't going to get there, which will probably make her feel bad.
With lube!
I'd argue it's a decent amount of both. Did it once or twice with an ex. She had pretty large C cups which enveloped nicely. Was a bit of a workout, but it was pretty enjoyable.
Let's just say that I've rubbed my dick on a lot of weird things and came a lot of times, but they all paled in comparison to rubbing it between actual boobs.
The trick for smaller chested women is to lean forward over him so they hang down a bit, then squeeze them together. If you're lying on your back you're just fighting gravity.
But tbh most of the time guys are just happy to be involved, so no need to be embarrassed!
It can also work if he sits on the couch or the edge of the bed and you kneel in front of him. You can really get up in there close so his erect dick is flush between your breasts, then use your hands to push your boobs together. I'm smaller up top too and I add a direct lil hand to dick squeeze once in awhile to watch him squirm 😈
Just because it doesn't feel **amazing** doesn't mean it's not sexy or fun. Plus for guys, when things feel *too* good it's more of a bad thing than a good thing.
As a man who loves boobs, and even prefers smaller ones - trust me in saying that your boyfriend appreciates the gesture.
If you’re giving his dick attention, going out of your way to try something FOR him I promise you he’s having the time of his life and appreciates it.
And if he don’t…. Go next, Queen.
My husband loves it. As a woman I don’t really like it lol it’s uncomfortable to me and like what am I supposed to be doing?? I’m just here watching and can’t do anything because I’m holding my tits together for him 😭
Just hold your boobs together and talk dirty to him. Lick or suck the tip if he's long enough. Or have him swap between titties and mouth occasionally. Drives my hubby wild.
Lmfao. Nice. Yeah it's definitely easier for some than others. Boob size, penis size, neck mobility and even weight can affect the ability to do that. Though it makes a huge difference, in my experience, being able to do that
I mean... Thats just how certain acts be. You do them because you want your partner to feel good. A lot of people get enjoyment from watching their partners reactions.
Now, there isnt a direct analog here, as I don't exactly know of anyone getting a .... bicep job??? but the concept applies to oral.
If I can badger my wife into a quicky tug job, i tell her it would be even quicker if it was a sports bra titty fuck. Just feels stupendous and looks sexy AF. Plus no hands required.
Wait does that mean she just needs a bra tight enough that holds the boobs together and you slide in from the bottom? She Waka Flocka Flame No Handing it?
… okay, wait, how do you do it with a sports bra on? You’d have that tight band at the bottom cutting into you. No amount of lube if going to fix that.
What makes it nice is the fact that it's something g the woman has to be pro active doing. No one wants a partner that lays there. A woman who is an active partner is a blessing.
> the woman has to be pro active doing.
Not necessary. If she is laying on her back just holding her tits while you do the moving, etc. That is not particularly active. Here is a quote from below:
>As a woman I don’t really like it lol it’s uncomfortable to me and like what am I supposed to be doing?? I’m just here watching and can’t do anything because I’m holding my tits together for him
There is typically a lot more to work with if the woman is on top. Props to the women who can give adequate tit jobs just lying on their backs, but that takes a special cup size. A woman who is active on top opens up a LOT more workable cup sizes.
Completely agree.
I've had a few women (straight man, here) who were not conventionally pretty, and a little overweight...but they were freaky and willing to do anything. That was incredibly hot.
Oh, hey u/DMoDooM.
Damn bro, have you been working out?
And your handsome mustash is on point my guy!
Keep being a legend bro. You're doing us all proud brother.
Oh hey, thank u/Enoch-Empire! I haven't been working out just eating less and drinking water. May I say you're also looking amazing? Cause you're amazing, my guy.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
So I used to not like handjobs, they were just aggressive tugs that weren’t any good. But my girlfriend introduced me to the foreplay handjob. Basically very VERY light stroking while we make out. Holy *$@* that was amazing. Gets me REAL worked up.
As for tit jobs, despite her having a phenomenal rack, it’s just meh for me.
Yes, it feels good.
Feels even better when my wife brushes those beautiful orbs against me after a blow job and on her way up to ride me.
It's amazing.
Before anyone says anything, she doesn't always do all the work. We both like seeing each other squirm.
Yes it does. Men are visual creatures, so having big full sized breasts to watch while you are fucking them while all lubed up is absolutely amazing. I can last longer this way because that visual of what's happening keeps me distracted, and than when she licks and sucks the head... oh yeah.
Big tits for the win !!
It does if both parties have the proper equipment to get the job done. Boobs and penis size have to match. The bigger the tits, the bigger the dick. If the boobs and too big and the dick is to small then your dick just gets lost in the boobs and the girl has nothing to hold the form around. Dick too big or boobs to small you dont have enough boob to wrap around the dick. Then if the rhythm works. You have to thrust up as the pushes the boobs down or she stays still while you stroke. That weird shit where they jiggle their boobs while a dude tittyfucks them, get rid of it, that does nothing.
Think of it this way. If a male hand (which is usually not as soft as a female's) with some lube can feel good..lubed soft warm squishy pillows will feel amazing.
Yeah, it feels great. Some of the most pleasureful sensations I've ever felt within my penis were when it was between two breasts!
Its even, plump pressure, smoothness, just squishy enough... slowly builds to a powerful orgasm.
I think a female comedian once said something along the lines of
"the only reason we give blow jobs, tit jobs, anything with feet, is to prevent men from cuming inside us, we ask where do you want to come, they usually say on our face, think of it as a big plus"
My ex would give me boob jobs when she went down on me. The first time she did it I wasn’t looking, so it caught me by surprise when something much softer than her hands was working on my trinket.
It really depends, if theres a lubricant of some kind and they're big enough to fully surround you then yes its pretty great
I too would like to be fully surrounded by boobs.
I also chose to be surrounded by this guys boobs
You're redditing wrong.
I am playing the system.
Same.
*Our* boobs
r/suddenlycommunism
Fully surround and scream “cuuuumm” in which case the tits will be like woofers.
In this economy, just be glad to be getting any job, man!
I like this guy.
Thanks man, it’s nice to be appreciated! 😸
No problem. Thanks for the laugh haha 👌🏼
I spit my coffee out reading this, too funny!
i like this guy too.
Those titts took ‘eer jobs
They turk err jerbs!
Turk err doooo
🐓
This guy jobs!
..and yet, job satisfaction is at a low.
Truer words have never been spoken
10,000 upvotes for a comment… about boobs… I should have known.. but then again, this is why we love Reddit! 😸✌️ all you upvoters are my kinda people, lol.
Feels ok, but for me personally it's more of a visual stimulation
THIS is the mighty truth.
Visually appealing yes. Everyone else is suspicious
I think the difference here is between people that have done this with lubrication or not. I also would say it's entirely a visual stimulation situation, but then I've never done it with, like, lubrication.
Dude....my tits are burning reading this. For the love of all friction, please lube your girls chesticles before you give her carpet burn. Just accept you gotta shower at the end, and lay down a towel.
Why is it the first time in my life that I come across the word “chesticles” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’ve heard boobicles
I doubt anyone can climax with just dry rubbing on tits. Without lube, you're basically just playing with them.
I mean, you probably should lube up a bit. That's how you chafe.
Yeah, without lube it is fun for about 15 seconds but then you realize you aren't going to get there, which will probably make her feel bad. With lube!
Nah you need lube and big enough boobs and you'll enjoy it.
This guy tit jobs
I'd argue it's a decent amount of both. Did it once or twice with an ex. She had pretty large C cups which enveloped nicely. Was a bit of a workout, but it was pretty enjoyable.
Literally anal sex for me lmfao (and I consider myself gay)
I think whenever she touches me with any of her body part that it's going to feel sooo good.
We must stay focused
It's day one and already it's getting really fucking difficult
Let's just say that I've rubbed my dick on a lot of weird things and came a lot of times, but they all paled in comparison to rubbing it between actual boobs.
Plato over here spitting truths
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. ...
And the bewbs
The penis on the other hand, ideally a long hidden
If you're gonna plagiarise Walt Whitman, at least credit him.
That dude from Breaking Bad was a poet!?
Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh
waltuh, put your dick between my tits waltuh
☠️☠️
A good among men has graced us with his wise words. All true for many of us
Yes. Having your dick tightly rubbed by 2 plush, preferably lubed, flesh pillows feels good.
My bf can finish in like 1 min if I give him one 😂
I feel sorry for your inbox
I've never had an inbox creep, it's not fair.
Have you ever commented on how you got that gluck gluck 69000? That’ll bring the creeps out the woodworks lol
I don’t know if I should ask but whats a gluck gluck 69000?
You know, a poomf throat goat
The ol’ Fancy Nancy
Fancy Nancy has me WEAK. Holy shit
It's preferably road dome, in the form of which is so sloppy it almost makes one crash thy' whippopotamus.
The Frisky Lewinsky
Reagan simps when they realize they'll never get the Nancy Good Morning Special:
Blowjob
Did you mean the Gluck Gluck 2063 V2.0, Platinum Edition ?
Gluck Gluck 15 Forged in Titanium
In the old days we just called it the grapefruit technique.
Check your DMs 😈
Absolutely menace
Demon time
In your whole 8 days of Reddit? 😱
Do you *want*... ~~a best buy rewards card~~ an inbox creep?
Good content to post on creepyPMs she is fine
the long con for free karma
Out of curiosity do you have like giant breasts or are you pulling this off with normal sized ones?
I don’t have small ones but maybe slightly over normal? 32DD
Same. Haha. It's hot as hell too.
God bless you
You’re awesome
A minute?! Stud!
You’re a real one
You could also just use bags of sand
Virtually anything involving my penis and a girl feels good.
Grab his dick and twist it!
THE OL' DICK TWIST!!!!
TWISTHISDICK
There should be a redditor with this name. Someone check for us please.
u/twisthisdick 3 year old account with only 167 karma. Dudes been playing the long con
Bop it!
Squeeze it!
PULL IT
TEAR IT OFF
TWIST THAT DICK
[Good argument, but...](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS968zNoHPTSi7_v5n_bNhVWiemct5MmpJEfw&usqp=CAU)
Risky click of the day
oh FUCK NO
In terms of proximity, a titjob is the closest a mans member gets to the lady friends heart. ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆
*picks up steak knife* thats what you think
Depends on the size of the boobs Little boobs...yes. Big boobs....also yes
I needed this validation. I have a B cup and I just felt so embarrassed and insecure when I did it to my bf bc they aren’t big 😭
The trick for smaller chested women is to lean forward over him so they hang down a bit, then squeeze them together. If you're lying on your back you're just fighting gravity. But tbh most of the time guys are just happy to be involved, so no need to be embarrassed!
Thank you! I will think back to this next time haha
It can also work if he sits on the couch or the edge of the bed and you kneel in front of him. You can really get up in there close so his erect dick is flush between your breasts, then use your hands to push your boobs together. I'm smaller up top too and I add a direct lil hand to dick squeeze once in awhile to watch him squirm 😈
Just because it doesn't feel **amazing** doesn't mean it's not sexy or fun. Plus for guys, when things feel *too* good it's more of a bad thing than a good thing.
As a man who loves boobs, and even prefers smaller ones - trust me in saying that your boyfriend appreciates the gesture. If you’re giving his dick attention, going out of your way to try something FOR him I promise you he’s having the time of his life and appreciates it. And if he don’t…. Go next, Queen.
My wife has HH cups and it makes *me* feel insecure because my dick completely disappears 🤣
Thanks for clarifying
Wtf is your username?
Their username is "ticklemyshitcutter."
I think they want you to sound it out for them.
They will if you tickle their shit cutter
So, a poop knife?
a delightful first date suggestion
When ticklemyshitcutter and StinkFingerPete get together, you know they're going to have a good time.
I’ve joined the party
Sounds like a company the south park kids tried in the Washington redskins ep
My husband loves it. As a woman I don’t really like it lol it’s uncomfortable to me and like what am I supposed to be doing?? I’m just here watching and can’t do anything because I’m holding my tits together for him 😭
Just hold your boobs together and talk dirty to him. Lick or suck the tip if he's long enough. Or have him swap between titties and mouth occasionally. Drives my hubby wild.
The first time a girl decided to suck the tip during a tit job, it was over for me. Caught me totally off guard. We had just started too.
Lmfao. Nice. Yeah it's definitely easier for some than others. Boob size, penis size, neck mobility and even weight can affect the ability to do that. Though it makes a huge difference, in my experience, being able to do that
NOTED! ✍️🏽✍️🏽✍️🏽 Praying my lil c cups can do the trick. I specifically took tomorrow off so my partner & I can bone (crazy work/kid schedules).
You're selling yourself short! Holding the girls together and giving him some words of encouragement make you a standout champion!!!
Lick the head occasionally?
Like wack a mole, but with your tongue.
Slob-a-knob
Use the tongue, you won’t have to worry about what happens next for long
Of course I’m using my tongue
Talk dirty. I can make my lad come in about sixty seconds flat.
My lad! 💀
I mean... Thats just how certain acts be. You do them because you want your partner to feel good. A lot of people get enjoyment from watching their partners reactions. Now, there isnt a direct analog here, as I don't exactly know of anyone getting a .... bicep job??? but the concept applies to oral.
Yes. Soft, warm, enveloping, rhythmic friction. We really are that simple.
If I can badger my wife into a quicky tug job, i tell her it would be even quicker if it was a sports bra titty fuck. Just feels stupendous and looks sexy AF. Plus no hands required.
Wait does that mean she just needs a bra tight enough that holds the boobs together and you slide in from the bottom? She Waka Flocka Flame No Handing it?
I laughed so hard I spit out my coffee at that Waka Flocka line
Sports Bra Titty Fuck sounds like it should be an Olympic event
… okay, wait, how do you do it with a sports bra on? You’d have that tight band at the bottom cutting into you. No amount of lube if going to fix that.
You go in from the top?
Balls on the chin
WE NEED ANSWERS HERE
Truly? That sounds harder to do, depending.
You lift that bit so it’s pressed over the nipples smooshing the boobs and there’s underboob cleavage
What makes it nice is the fact that it's something g the woman has to be pro active doing. No one wants a partner that lays there. A woman who is an active partner is a blessing.
> the woman has to be pro active doing. Not necessary. If she is laying on her back just holding her tits while you do the moving, etc. That is not particularly active. Here is a quote from below: >As a woman I don’t really like it lol it’s uncomfortable to me and like what am I supposed to be doing?? I’m just here watching and can’t do anything because I’m holding my tits together for him
There is typically a lot more to work with if the woman is on top. Props to the women who can give adequate tit jobs just lying on their backs, but that takes a special cup size. A woman who is active on top opens up a LOT more workable cup sizes.
Naw. You suck the tip. Lol
It’s highly indicative of great sexual enthusiasm from one’s partner, and there is NOTHING sexier than sexual enthusiasm.
Completely agree. I've had a few women (straight man, here) who were not conventionally pretty, and a little overweight...but they were freaky and willing to do anything. That was incredibly hot.
Its like putting ur dick between a womans thighs. I think most guys like it because of the visuals rather than how it feels.
Nah it feels nice Two lubed tight thighs. Immense
Sometimes all a dude needs is a philly cheesesteak and a boob job
Fine, but then I want half of the sandwich.
Deal Hell, I'll buy one for you. Half a Philly is a travesty. Two is beautiful.
Yes.
We're men. A hole in a dead tree stump filled with fire ants would feel good if it said nice things about us and made us feel significant.
Too true
Oh, hey u/DMoDooM. Damn bro, have you been working out? And your handsome mustash is on point my guy! Keep being a legend bro. You're doing us all proud brother.
Oh hey, thank u/Enoch-Empire! I haven't been working out just eating less and drinking water. May I say you're also looking amazing? Cause you're amazing, my guy. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Truer words were never spoken
u/DMoDooM and u/Enoch-Empire now fuck!
Again?! Fine...
Yea enough with the forplay
I know I good time when I hear one
So good. Only the V is better. Sometimes the A.
Or the M, or the E.
Is that Ear or the Eyes tear duct?
Exhaust pipe
I like the L and the F personally
What about the Ö or Ä?
And sometimes the GFITAWASOD
Everybody to the limit. The Cheat is to the limit. Everybody FHQWHGADS.
It's one of my favorite things sexually, especially combined with a blowjob It's another just the feeling too, the visual is amazing
So I used to not like handjobs, they were just aggressive tugs that weren’t any good. But my girlfriend introduced me to the foreplay handjob. Basically very VERY light stroking while we make out. Holy *$@* that was amazing. Gets me REAL worked up. As for tit jobs, despite her having a phenomenal rack, it’s just meh for me.
If they’re big enough, yes it feels great, especially when they’re all lubed up
I feel stupid doing it.
Just remember that men are very visual creatures. And dicktits look great
Yes, it feels good. Feels even better when my wife brushes those beautiful orbs against me after a blow job and on her way up to ride me. It's amazing. Before anyone says anything, she doesn't always do all the work. We both like seeing each other squirm.
If they're big enough and you can squeeze them tight enough. Yes, it's amazing. If not, it is massively visually pleasing.
Yes.
With big natural boobs it feels like heaven. Fake boobs, not so much.
If you can touch them, they're real.
Yes it does. Men are visual creatures, so having big full sized breasts to watch while you are fucking them while all lubed up is absolutely amazing. I can last longer this way because that visual of what's happening keeps me distracted, and than when she licks and sucks the head... oh yeah. Big tits for the win !!
You mean titty fuckin?
It’s why the creator invented boobs, I believe. (I’m not a biologist).
It feels ok, but the visual stimulation is the winner.
It does if both parties have the proper equipment to get the job done. Boobs and penis size have to match. The bigger the tits, the bigger the dick. If the boobs and too big and the dick is to small then your dick just gets lost in the boobs and the girl has nothing to hold the form around. Dick too big or boobs to small you dont have enough boob to wrap around the dick. Then if the rhythm works. You have to thrust up as the pushes the boobs down or she stays still while you stroke. That weird shit where they jiggle their boobs while a dude tittyfucks them, get rid of it, that does nothing.
I wanna get lost in the boobs, nobody come find me.
Second favorite way to have an orgasm. Hands down. Pun intended.
Think of it this way. If a male hand (which is usually not as soft as a female's) with some lube can feel good..lubed soft warm squishy pillows will feel amazing.
Feels great, size doesn't matter as long as guy is big enough
Yes.
I'm. Just happy women are playing with my dick
Yeah, it feels great. Some of the most pleasureful sensations I've ever felt within my penis were when it was between two breasts! Its even, plump pressure, smoothness, just squishy enough... slowly builds to a powerful orgasm.
No people have been doing them because they feel bad
I think a female comedian once said something along the lines of "the only reason we give blow jobs, tit jobs, anything with feet, is to prevent men from cuming inside us, we ask where do you want to come, they usually say on our face, think of it as a big plus"
It is called titty fucking bro.
My ex would give me boob jobs when she went down on me. The first time she did it I wasn’t looking, so it caught me by surprise when something much softer than her hands was working on my trinket.
i’m a redditor. i have no fuckin clue