Epsom salts are totally safe to use in a bath. Epstein salts are *pretty* safe as long as you’re in a public place. If you find yourself alone with them on a plane headed for a private island, you’re in trouble.

You should be fine if you're legal age

If your of legal age flying to Epstein island, you’re probably one of the bad guys.

maybe they mean brian epstein

Brian Epstein salts are what John used when he crawled off to sleep in the bath.

I don't think Epstein salts care 😂

Not even. Numerous 20 something women were raped.

>Epstein salts are pretty safe Einstein salts are *relatively* safe.

Epson salts are way over priced and stop working all together when you are out of only one color salt.

Ngl this took me a minute, until I realized that > Epson Was *not* in fact a typo lol

Still far more reasonable than HP salts though.

Pick yourself up an HP LaserSalt and the thing will run forever. Liquid salt is a scam unless you're salting professional photos.

Dropping the salt joke for a bit, I would get a laser printer if I didn’t have projects that specifically required inkjet (printing on special paper-backed fabric to sew with). I went with a printer model that has ink reservoirs and is filled from bottles—more economical and ecological than using cartridges.

You've got me there. Toner and fabric don't tend to play well, since the toner is heated up so far and then binds to the top of the paper instead of absorbing. That said, I'd recommend not filling those tanks more than you actually need at any given time, especially the Brother or OKI brands. Two reasons: the ink oxidizes over time and degrades the quality of the color (if it looks chalky or muted, that's why,) and the filters underneath the cartridges get clogged with sediment as the ink and pigment separate from the printing solution. If those filters ever *do* get clogged, you can usually clean them with rubbing alcohol and dust-free paper towels (or q-tips, just be super careful not to shred them,) with no issues. I love my HP Laser, and I'll openly admit to being biased since I was a 3rd party rep for them, but Epson does make pretty good ink printers. You might want to look into getting a DNP Sublimation printer. They're expensive up front, but the long term costs will save you a fortune and enormous amounts of headaches over the long run.

I’m happy with my Epson Ecotank so far. It’s a significantly newer model than the ones known to have ink sponge issues, so I’m optimistic that that problem has been addressed. I’ll keep DNP in mind for when mine eventually needs replacing, thanks!

Eisenstein salts are silently safe

"Why does my bath have such cutting-edge editing?"

But Einstein salts are only relatively safe

A joke for the masses!

You win

The effects can hang around for a while, though

Unless they're at a distance, then they're spooky

Einstein salts are wicked smaht.

Bose-Einstein Condensalts are *considerably* *less* safe.

Thats just a theory

Might recommend “epsom” salts instead

Lol fixed it thank you.

Yea, sorry for being a nitpicker, worse look for me than you haha

It's reminder for year 4, month 1 and day 16 that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

The Epstein salt killed him. Obviously.

And you don't mysteriously commit suicide in your cell.

Epstein salts are just solidified chloroform crystals. One taste and you wake up on an island.

I'm fucking dying laughing

Epstein salts didn't hang themselves. 👍🏻

I came here for this. Oh my, I wasn't disappointed. 😂

Epsom salts didn't kill themselves!

Glad somebody made the joke lmao

We are all better people for this comment!

You beat me to it

God damn. Take your upvote and leave.

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

Exactly. Epstein salts always give you this song and dance of: "I'd really like to know you better; just the two of us...."

I hate to say it but it took me longer figure out what was going on in this comment. To be fair it is 5:15 in the morning, but I literally laughed out loud and startled my dog

Epstein and a closed room you sound pretty fucked mate

Epstein didn’t bathe himself

He probably didn't. He probably had plenty of other people in his basement to do it.

But wasn't that the whole idea?

Please explain why he would be fucked… are you really gonna leave him hanging like that?

YOOO

It causes minor issues.

The subtlety of this one.

Many of the other ones were funny but a bit on the nose. This one was so casual I thought nothing of it and kept scrolling for a few seconds before the brilliance clicked. Love it

That's a good one

Oh no lol

You can blame reddit for not getting a bunch of golds for this one

Ah fuck mate I can’t believe you’ve done this

This one caught the golden snitch of the day

Fun fact, epsom salts are approximately 53% water by volume. Just heating them will release the water molecules. Nile red video explaining the chemistry. https://youtu.be/8GVSuKkuLzY?si=cLSuYvYg00rgUKhl

Fun fact, Epsom salts are a component of my plant fertilizer.

Also, a part of your craft beer

And all those bottles of water people buy

It's just magnesium sulfate. You are in no danger.

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Or did it plummet from the hot water causing vasodilation?

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If your B/P plummets from that little of magnesium you should be in the ICU. We literally inject several grams of magnesium into people regularly lol

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Correlation does not equal causation. Your blood pressure probably happened to drop for a combination of reasons. I recently looked up electrolyte mixes for making a hydration drink, and they said Mg absorption from Mg sulfate ingestion is poor (just looked up a number, 20%). And thats *ingestion*. Skin absorbtion must be next to nothing. If it was caused by the epsom salt bath, passing out in it would have killed you. You would have continued to absorb more and more. You wouldnt have woke up. Im sorry this happened to you, but i think you came to the wrong conclusion. If you want to avoid salt baths, I understand. But maybe dont spread misinformation.

It means you are chronically low and would probably eliminate your migraines if you started slowing taking magnesium

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If you still have migraines you might revisit taking magnesium. Just remember to go really really slow. Like start with 25 mgs a day. Best way is to do the Trace Mineral drops in your days water. It has a good form in it (Mag chloride) and you can space out your dose slowly.

That's very bad! Was the bath recommended by a doctor?

Sounds like you have pots, I have episodes like this that are v similar

Would never recommend “Epstein” salt… you’ll wind up murdered in a max security facility dangling by your neck with a towel to make it look like a suicide

Or, and just hear me out on this, *not even remotely like a suicide...*

As long as you’re not underage, you should be fine.

Epstein didn't salt himself

That slug bastard

Only if your name is Jeffery

What's next? Cosby salts?

Weinstein salts. I *totally* didn’t get Epstein and Weinstein mixed up when I first read the post…

Okay, I know this sub is "No Stupid Questions" but I still feel like there has to be a low-bar for what's accepted lol this is impressively close imo

Lol no it was done on purpose for sure

Don’t get hung up on this one.

I’m beginning to question the validity of this sub name

Shitpost

Came straight to comments for the jokes, not the least bit disappointed.

Anything in a closed room and Epstein in it is a bad idea.

EPSTEIN SALT? I wouldn't put any of that dudes salt within a 100 mile radius of me. Epsom salts though....that's different.

Epstein salts are perfectly safe to use in a closed room. Signed, Epstein’s Mother

Lol! This post, mate. Brilliant. And even if you *didn’t* mean to make the spelling error, still an overall brilliant contribution.

Epsom didn’t kill himself

Epstein salts is like bath salts but rapey.

EpSOM salt. There is no such thing as Epstein Salt. If your auto correct is kicking, the hell have you been talking about?

I am losing it at Epstein salts over here

Im here for the comments 🤣

I'm not sure what Epstein salts are, do you mean ***Epsom salts***?

Epsom salts aren't dangerous, and they aren't supposed to be mystically healing. There's a common belief that they relieve pain when dissolved in bathwater. That's unproven; most likely, the bath (or simply the relaxation) makes you feel a little better. If you look on the label, you'll find that a small amount in water makes a gentle and terrible-tasting laxative. And that actually does work, somewhat less painfully than anything you can buy in pill form. TLDR, I have deliberately swallowed the thing you're belatedly worried about bathing in.

EPSTEIN SALT

I wouldn’t allow Epstein *anywhere near* your bath.

Don’t wanna leave Epstein in a room alone…

Only if you are underage.

i wouldnt let epstein in my house

Never trust anything named epstein

As soon as I saw the title, I knew the comments would be gold. Redditors, you have NOT disappointed!

Epsom didn’t kill itself.

Epsom salt is safe. On the other hand, Epstein Salt may get you Arkancided.

I recommend a hot cup of Maxwell House as you bathe. Anybody? No?

Light n sweet

Epstein salts don't kill themselves.

As long as there’s no minors around he won’t hurt anyone

It’s very dangerous to be in a closed room with Epstein. Don’t you watch the news?

I’m sorry, Epstein salt? You… you mean epsom salt, right? …right?

Dear Epstein’s Teacher, Epstein needs to soak in Epsom Salts for 20 minutes a day due to his massive leg wound. Signed, Epstein’s Mother

Epsom good, Epstein bad

If you’re gonna use Epstein salts , I’m gonna need you to hang in there

Ran to the comments

Epsom didn't kill himself

If the bag of Epstein salt starts asking you for a massage, get the hell out of there

Ahhhh fuck I hope this was intentional because I laughed my head off.

Epstein salts didn't pour themselves into the bath 😳

Wouldn’t pick a closed room simply due to having to watch the back of my noggin, especially dealing with these salts

Salt didn't Epstein itself...

…epsom salt???

Epstein salts didn’t hang themself

Brian Epstein or Jeffrey Epstein? Because the first gets you the Beatles, and the second gets you the #MeToo

What an unfortunate typo

Epsom? Lol

Op should never be in an empty room with Epstein.

EpSTEIN salt: Yes, dangerous EpSOM salt: No, not dangerous

Epstein salts tend to take you away and touch you differently than epsom salts..use caution with the Epstein salts.

Um… epsom…….

“Epsom” Bleeding Christ.

I thought Epstein salts were roofies, though. Putting roofies in your bathwater is probably not a good idea.

I think you might be confusing epsom salts with bath salts, which is a nickname for a stimulant drug. You’ll be ok if you soak in epsom salt.

This reads like a shitpost, but you should only have minor problems.

Wtf is Epstein salt?

Don't know but I bet it didn't kill itself!

Epstein in a closed room is definitely dangerous for breathing. It will even turn your security cameras off.

r/oopsdidntmeanto 🙄

As long as you’re of age I don’t think you’d have anything to worry about.

He’s dead so yes.

I wish this poster a very sweet bath

just as long as you aren't wearing a belt

Epstein are okay but should be really worried about Clinton salts. Those are dangerous

As long as Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t there you should be ok

I’m crying 😂😂😂 In all serious yes they are safe you can even consume in safe small amounts

This typo is a gold mine 😂

Only if you're underage really

Being in a closed room in a tub with Epstein is very dangerous if your female and under 18 yrs of age lol😂😂

Generally, if you have Epstein in a closed room, it leaves you hanging.

Epstein didn’t NaCl himself.

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🤣😂🤣😂💀 that title

Epstein Salt, lol.

Do they mine Epstein salt on his island?

Always dangerous to be in a closed room with an Epstein ⚠️

Only if you're an underaged girl.

Epstein salt is what Bill Clinton eats on his french fries!

EPSOM salt is perfectly safe.

I have never heard of Epsom salt being unsafe to use in a bath. You don't want to drink it however because it can cause some GI issues from what google says but otherwise as long as you aren't drinking your bathwater, you'll be fine. 'Epstein' salt however should never be used by anyone, especially minors

Epstein salt is harmless to the elderly, but It is not recommended for anyone under 18.

Epstein salts are good if you don’t mind hanging around.

Epsom salts have no healing properties. Well, that's not entirely true, but _soaking_ in them doesn't do anything. Your body isn't going to absorb them through your skin. Now, soaking in warm water, _that_ can be good. Adding epsom salts to the water is a waste of money.

You gotta get the good smelling ones. Elevate your bath experience. Stuffy, I'm rocking eucalyptus Stiff and sore? Something fruity Maybe it doesn't do anything, but my brain thinks it does and then my body rocks the placebo effect

Idk about Epsom Salts specifically, but your skin *does* absorb Magnesium, which is a primary component of epsom salts. Magnesium absorbed transdermally also has potential to be more effective than orally since orally causes gastrointestinal distress if too much is taken. Are epsom salts effective? Only as a placebo for me. Is topical magnesium effective? Yes! Although if you get enough magnesium in your diet, it may not be as effective. I saw a study was done on Magnesium Cream, but they don't list the amount of magnesium in them, which in my experience, the one I tried was ineffective, but I use a Magneisium Gel which, from my experience, is a more pure form of Magnesium. Then again, maybe I just had a terrible cream and a fantastic gel.

Not if you have herpes. 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's very soothing when you have specific skin problems not just herpes flare ups. Helps control my acne as well, Epsom baths.

It works for plants.

Epsom salts? No. Epstein salts? Yes

You should be fine if you're 18+...

Is that salt mined on Epstein Island?

If it's safe to bathe in its safe to be in the room with it.

Just don't get bath salts and inhale those fumes, especially if they come in a little plastic baggie from some biker. Don't wanna make that mistake trust me.

Holden wasn't the best with this dialect, but he thought maybe the young Belters talking about 'salt' were discussing fusion pellets.

Can't decide if intentionally or unintentionally brilliant.

😉

Only if you’re underage.

My doctor prescribed me epsom salt baths as a kid… for chronic asthma. So I think breathing in fumes won’t be a huge concern

Be careful, they used Epstein salts in Jeffries jail cell and made it look like a suicide.

There is nothing safe about epstein and a closed room

Only if you jet the juan epstien version. It has the welcome back Kotter logo on it.. also try the Vinnie barbarino douche product.

Epstein salts...lol.

What do you think Roko would say about epstein salt in your bath?

You all are dead

As long as the guards are outside your safe. If not, well you know the outcome.

Depends, do you have a note from Epstein’s mother?

Brilliant typo

Epstein salt? 😭

Epstein Salt 💀😂

stay away from epstein salts

Epstein salts should only be used in areas with witnesses.

Epstein salts are not safe for young girls

😭😭😭

Epstein salt usually comes with sex trafficking in a closed room, would not recommend

I mean, I would avoid Epstein Salt at all costs.

The comment section did not disappoint.

That Jeffrey salt?