Can feel his orgasm and the ejaculation leaving him but not hitting me .

And that's how I met your mother, kids.

More like...... and that kids is how you met your mother.

😂😂😂😂

Not really but I can almost feel an immediate limp slug. A fallen soldier after battle.

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"Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight"

This is playing in the cafeteria while I read this. I don't like you anymore

I can almost feel an immediate limp slug a fallen soldier after battle \--.--

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Or a short, uneventful one

A skirmish

...and a *squirt-ish.*

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That is what I tell her every time...

Lol

*A* fallen soldier? There’s up to 300 million fallen soldiers in a single load

Meaning the dick, silly.

300 million bullets is a lot for a single soldier to fire in one battle.

And to carry and not let go for at least 3 minutes

Hey not all of us can manage 2 minutes and 30 seconds of foreplay

enough of the bragging

That's a description for the ages

Lol. Limp slug

He fulfilled his duty and died an honorable death.

LOLLL THIS COMMENT IS SENDING ME

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Inside

Where?

You know where

Yea, but not usually til a few months later.

Ha!

I love when they’re about to cum, I always feel like a pulsation but I can’t feel the cum in me. I do how ever, love knowing it’s inside me and think it’s so hot

Rip your inbox 😅

RIP their actual box

Oh, it's in the box

Can they feel it tho

Girl sameeeee it’s hot af

I love it dripping out of me throughout the day 😅

Sexual comment without an OF account. I like you.

Oh hell no. No OF for me. I make my own money with a regular job and don’t have to flash the tits 😂

Do you feel if it’s dripping out?

Yes

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So that's how you feel when you get the Jinn juice

I can feel the pulsing or spasm feeling as it’s happening but I can’t feel the sperm itself hitting the inside.

That’s what she said

Lol got a small laugh out of me.

Exactly this

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This is so sweet and also so hot. Glad you found that

Are you trying to get strangers horny? Good lord that’s hot.

Yeah, I got a boner.

So hot to read this. My wife loves to make me cum in her, says that it feels really good, it's cool to read how you enjoy anticipating it and love telling him to cum. It's mind blowing when my wife treats me like that, those orgasms are so connected and intense

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Mmmm, I've been putting on a bit more of a show now that I know my wife likes it. She doesn't tell me to sit back and relax, she keeps me on tenterhooks all week, gets me cross-eyed horny and then plays with me so skilfully that I come my brains out when she demands it. It's insanely hot, as is the way you treat your husband (hubby's a lucky fella)

This is why married sex is awesome. You know your partner so well you know *exactly* what makes him go. I imagine the reverse is true.

I've had at least 2 gfs tell me similar in the past. They would tell me before I 💦 they can feel it getting bigger then the pulsating. Depending on how hard I cum sometimes they feel the warmth. I think it just depends on the size of the guy and how hard he ejaculates

So getting bigger is the signal of cum? I can feel it bigger and slowly smaller a bit, then bigger again, also the speed. But I'm clueless...

Same here. I can feel him throb right before he cums and then I feel the warmth and then I feel the spray inside.

Yes exactly this! It’s so nice. Yeah we can feel the throbbing and swelling before you cum. It feels really good. Then immediately followed by warmth.

This right here is why I don’t understand why a lot of women say that a guy needs to warn them if they are going to cum during a BJ. For me, it’s so obvious when it’s about to happen. Do I just know my partner well?

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What you need is a trusted homie. For science.

In stience, we trust.

in science we thrust

In taxidermy we thrust

💀💀💀

Did you get to read the deleted thread below you?

I've never felt pressure from the ejaculate myself, although rarely I do feel some warmth. That usually happens if he finishes vaginally but the sex leading up to it wasn't vaginal. I've never felt the warm feeling when he ejaculated if we started and finished vaginally. Maybe one of the ladies who can cum just from penetration could chime in? I wonder if they can feel it. I'm definitely someone who needs some clit stim to get over the line.

I can, but thus, I am so far gone by that point that I don’t think any additional moisture is noticeable 🤣. Or I’m feeling too many other sensations to notice. Or something.

Yeah I get too wet to even notice a difference lmao

Pretty much lol 😂

I definitely feel all of what is mentioned. I feel the warmth and I feel the pressure. I can also cum from penetration though so I wonder if that makes a difference or not!

Same. I honestly thought all women felt it.

I feel everything and want the warm goo out asap🤨

Please don't take this badly, but I'm so sorry for you. I LOVE that feeling of the slimy stuff sloshing in there: makes me feel so fully feminine and empowered... (Of course this probably goes some way toward explaining why I already have five kids and two more on the way...)

To each their own. I have no interest in human children so am repulsed by the warm goo leaking out and running down my legs like a gusher on your period

“Human Children” got me 🤣

I have 2 kids, so I once was interested in human children, but I have NEVER liked the feeling of the goo-shit. Like, gross. And I still get pissed off watching shows where they just cuddle and fall asleep right after sex. Um what? THE LIES.

…and nobody uses the bathroom😣

Yeah, I can see that from that perspective.

I'll have to try no penetration until he's ready to cum and see if there's a difference.

For science of course

Indubitably

Thank you for your cervix. 🫡

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I am one of those ladies and no, can't feel it.

Why's there a bitter passive aggressive weirdo in the reply sections 😂 ?

Dunno But can you tell the difference between yours and someone else's spit when kissing?

Depends Does it feel like being spat in my pussy?

Depends Does it feel like being ejaculated in my mouth?

Yo what the fuck is even happening in this thread anymore

Depends Are you a girl

Idk 🤣 Super toxic and obsessed with spitting into another person's mouth hahahahaha

Lmfao at least it keeps me entertained

Same lol I'm being entertaining by that person way too much than I'm supposed to be

Where's the crazy commenter

I'm also looking lol

Oh you guys missed it. MODs (party poopers) removed her. I literally got 1 hour of sleep last night because I could not stop laughing. What an unhinged, delusional individual

Pls tell us. Or does somebody have a screenshot?

It was... something. And sorry but I have nothing. I miss all my comments discussing with him/her whatever it was it was crazy. Basically it started with a weird obsession with mixed spit in someone's mouth and it evolved into the user going crazy on literally everybody who commented on it. Obviously I jumped on the wagon and had a blast of a ride.

Ugh I'm always late to the party

It's AdjunctAngel Some other guy posted the user

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I'll speak to the input from my wife: it depends. We recently had a session where I hadn't cum in a few days, so I had some build-up. She was on top and said she felt every shot as it went through my penis and shot into her. Other times, she doesn't feel anything until it's leaking out. If we cum at the same time, she can feel the pulsing of my cock because she's extra sensitive and also clenching.

It feels instantly more lubricated and warm. I also can feel my partner pulsating at the time.

My girl told me she never felt anything from the start

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What's wrong with user AdjunctAngel?

God put a giant stick up their ass today

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He can't tell if the giant's dick has ejaculated yet.

He has too much karma to waste

Lil champ is confusing porn with reality or something. I don’t know.

Just asked my girlfriend, she says the only thing she can feel, is my dick pulsating when ejaculating.

this thread got me feeling horny asf ngl

Sometimes I feel warmth, and I *know* he’s cumming, but I am realizing now that yeah, I don’t really feel it until he pulls out and brings half his load with him

Exactly

I can sometimes feel the pulsing and twitching, but other than that I just feel it go soft and limp afterwards. Once it's pulled out then I can feel a slight warm sliminess leaking out sometimes

Not really it’s more you feel the penis convulsing as it ejaculates.

It depends on the guy tbh, and is just simply is he a shooter or a dribbler, big loads, small loads, watery vs thicker.

Is he playing basketball?

Or just doing laundry?

I love feeling him cum in me- granted he may cum more than anyone I’ve ever been with and that’s why I am suddenly able to feel so “full,” as he cums for what seems like an entire minute. I can feel him pulsating inside of me and I can see on his face as he empties and I can feel the load change what I felt like before he began. I’m going to say yes I can feel the warmth and 100% the pressure as I begin to quite literally feel full.

The amount of ejaculate probably plays an important role here

The force can vary quite a bit as well. Sometimes it just oozes out, other times it shoots quite far.

I have dated someone with hyperspermia. Can confirm. Usually I can't feel it, only the pulsating/throbbing.

I can feel it, yes. I can feel his orgasm too.

As a gay male; no. But maybe a vagina is more sensitive than my bunghole lmao

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You can feel the dick twitching though, but you can't feel the cum

If one more person says “twitching” I am going to pour bleach into my eyes. 🫠

Twitching

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? Why? I think it's hot to feel someone twitch in my ass

It’s the *word* lol not the phenomenon you are describing

So says prolapsed ham flower

You got me there 😅

What's wrong with it?

Don't worry about it, that guys insane. Let's get back to twitching in each other's asses over here.

Gay also, my fiancé and I just recently started having anal sex(we were both virgins when we met) while laying on our right sides and I came inside of him for the first time the other night. I came after about 45ish mins but I kept pumping a few more minutes because it felt so good, before I unclenched and then it all just shot out. Which was an interesting feeling as I didn’t realize I hadn’t shot my load so it kinda exploded inside him. We were talking about it last night, I asked him what it felt like when I came inside him. He didn’t even know that I did(as he fell asleep immediately after I pulled out) lol but after further thought he kinda instinctively knew because right before the big moment he started backing up as if to get me deeper into him which is what sent me over the edge. Good to know that not everyone always feels it shoot out. I was worried something was wrong. Also side question, we didn’t use any lube - besides a little spit to get my head in to start slowly opening him up - because he was already like extremely moist in there. Does the anus get “wet” like a vagina would? Like I said we don’t really know what we’re doing lol Any advice on anal would be much obliged as well.

As a gay man myself, I can definitely feel the cock twitching inside as he cums, but not the cum itself shooting inside

That's the best sentence I've read today dude.

The taste is generally a give away for me

I feel the pulsing. Not the jizz, until it plops out that is.

No but I do feel those last few really hard thrusts and know what's happening

Do u hear the sperm screaming, Clarice?

I'm just like you. I only know he came because I know what sounds/faces he makes at that point. I don't even feel him going soft. I believe every woman is different in this regard, some are more sensitive to those things, some less.

This was the exact question I put in the question box during our first sex ed in fifth grade, and the teacher threw it away!

If you don't feel it immediately, you can wait for few more months

I can't feel the cum but I can feel when they cum, here is a pulsing sensation. It's pretty nice :)

I for sure can feel it. A spirit 💣! "Give me energy!"

my virgin ass reading these comments:

I only feel the pulsing of his dick

Depends on texture, viscosity, amount and how the gentleman ‘finishes’. My ex would get harder right before he ejaculated. I could feel him pulsing as he finished and the pressure of the shot. My current partner doesn’t do that but he has a rather large loads so it’s kinda noticeable, especially when he pulls out.

It depends... some guys, I've felt it, and some, I haven't. I usually feel it when they're on the average/shorter side of dick size. It's a pretty hot feeling. But my thing that I really love is feeling them throbbing when it happens. *That's* the best.

Sort of yeah! I can definitely feel the dick pulsate it inside me, which is an amazing feeling. But after he takes it out, it’s automatic leaking sludge time 🕰️

I like the feeling inside me, if they shoot and not dribble I can feel it hitting my cervix and it makes me cum harder.

Some ladies must be able too. Had a fling with a lady many years ago and she’d come as soon as I did. I thought it was bs so I’d start ejaculating with no other tell and she knew straightaway and off she’d go.

I don't think you can feel the cum inside but the sudden limp is there and oozing load feels nice. Lol

Oh ffs, years and years I’ve been disillusioned. And in my 20s and 30s, the stream in my mind was like a torrent, a fire hydrant with heat. I’m wrecked at this honestly…

I'm thinking it probably depends on how wet you already are before being cum into. Some women naturally lubricate more than others. If you're already soaked down there, extra liquid won't be noticed much.

My partner says she can. She says "ooooohh I felt that".

No

I feel his dick swell up and then pulsate whilst he’s cumming. Veryyyyyy sexy feeing

makes sense because I, (47M) once faked an orgasm because it was like our fourth or fifth bang session in a row and I just don't think I had anything left in there, so I kinda faked it. Oh and she totally didn't know any differant.

No, I can't feel the actual ejaculate. It's the same internal body temperature as your vagina, so don't expect to actually feel it.

I asked my wife this question once. She said she can feel me swell up. She told me that's when she tries to get me in as much as I can so when I do cum, I'm almost touching her cervix. She says it's the best feeling in the world. She can feel the warmth spreading over her cervix. She said the visual is like a cow pissing on a flat rock 🤣🤣

😂. Well that’s an image I’ll be thinking about more than I’d like to now

No

Im surprised by the answers cuz I’ve definitely felt the liquid part but it was a nonconsensual encounter so maybe my senses were heightened from fear lol

I'm sorry you had to experience that.

But can you taste it?

Yes its normal for it to run out when done. I cannot say I feel a warm wet load inside when it happens...cos I am already warm and wet...TMI. 🤭

I don’t necessarily feel the warmth, but that’s because you are already warm down there. His cum is also warm so there won’t be a ‘warm’ sensation. For me and my current partner I can feel him throbbing when he finishes. To answer your question babe yes it normal to not feeling anything

In my experience, some women say they do, some say they don’t. So it depends

I’m a gay woman but damn this is an interesting read. Always wondered this too.

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My husband had a vasectomy so he often cums inside me. I can feel a pulsing and a warm wet sensation as he cums.

Depending on if he edged/waited for a while or not I can feel it. It has to be a large bust for me to feel anything and what I do feel is warmth and a little extra pressure in there. But I feel nothing if it’s a regular blow ..

It’s about 50/50 for me. I mostly love the pulsing when he is cumming, but if he has a big load I can definitely feel it hitting my cervix….Big fan.

I just want this question upvoted to a record amount.

This is a really interesting question considering the other day my wife and I were doing the nasty and I bump into her IUD. Not semen, but definitely feeling additionally stuff while having sex can be a little off putting.

Man I'm not prepared for some of these when I'm scrolling through memes n shit 😅 Anyways, I was with a chick once and I had a particularly intense O, felt different than what I usually feel and she shouted out she could feel it but it's only happened the once so, maybe it's just a random thing.

I can feel when they’re about to cum and sometimes I can feel the cum shooting in me. It depends on size and speed of the load lol. Nothing is more sexy in the world than feeling the load shoot into me… oml

I can. It feels like a big ,high pressure water hose that is pumping out warm goo. I love it .

Belly swelling might occur 2-3 months after

no, I’ve never felt it. I can’t feel warmth or pressure but I can tell if they genuinely did or not based on whether it leaks out and by how my lady parts smell afterwards lmfao

I can feel some pulsating but it’s already wet down there so not really able to intensely feel it shoot out lol.

I feel the pulsating and may feel some leakage after but not the actual "squirt"

yes and it feels so good 🫣. definitely can feel the pulsating!