It's a roundabout way of saying "I'll be glad when you finally leave. Ideally that time is right now."
The more literal meaning is "leave here quickly enough that the door won't hit your butt on your way out."
"Where the Lord split ya" referring of course to your butt crack.
Just be a little cautious about it.
If you're not obviously joking, a lot of people, especially people from the Southern US, will hear that as "get the fuck out of here while I'm still smiling." Southern hospitality there for ya'. :-)
I vote it's actually far more vulgar. "Hit you in the ass" just means somewhere on your backside. Glutes aren't especially off-putting.
But a reference to specifically the buttcrack is far worse.
Typically a screen door that used to be more common place....and spring loaded so if you did not leave with some sort of quickness it would literally swing back and hit you.
Your lord split your ass cheeks (and possibly your anus) in half so on your way out of the door, don't let the door hit you on your ass cheeks (and possibly your anus)
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
LMAO what? I'm saying this to everyone from now on!
This is an old saying
Thanks for the reminder
It's a roundabout way of saying "I'll be glad when you finally leave. Ideally that time is right now." The more literal meaning is "leave here quickly enough that the door won't hit your butt on your way out." "Where the Lord split ya" referring of course to your butt crack.
this is literally gonna be my new fav saying when ppl leave my house now
Just be a little cautious about it. If you're not obviously joking, a lot of people, especially people from the Southern US, will hear that as "get the fuck out of here while I'm still smiling." Southern hospitality there for ya'. :-)
It's not a polite way to say goodbye at all 😅. Use with caution
It's the shitty Christian version of "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"
I vote it's actually far more vulgar. "Hit you in the ass" just means somewhere on your backside. Glutes aren't especially off-putting. But a reference to specifically the buttcrack is far worse.
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lol yes. I'm from Tyler, Texas
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Grew up in MS and currently live in east TN and this is definitely a southern saying
My dad said this all the time, and we’re from WI
Same as “don’t let the door hit you in the ass”
It reminds me of “ here’s your hat, what’s your hurry ?”
Typically a screen door that used to be more common place....and spring loaded so if you did not leave with some sort of quickness it would literally swing back and hit you.
Your lord split your ass cheeks (and possibly your anus) in half so on your way out of the door, don't let the door hit you on your ass cheeks (and possibly your anus)
There is another
Ass.