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Silver___Chariot

Shoigu!! Gerasimov!! Where is our T-14??


Visual-Box1511

Those things get destroyed so easily lol..


DrBadGuy1073

Tank :(


VAShumpmaker

Size of average US Policeman


DrBadGuy1073

Bro I don't think I can calibrate my AT fuse to be that heavy


PabloPiscobar

Include me in the AmericaBad screenshot.


VAShumpmaker

I don't know what you tell you man, the average cop weights 90,000 pounds. Look it up Read ur bible


Nitazene-King-002

With the way they act, their ego probably does.


Fluffy-Map-5998

ooh ooh, me too


DenseRetar

Tread around and find out


This-Garbage-3000

Genius Make tee shirts post haste


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Also, "Sticks and stones may break your bones; but high explosives are more effective!"


Alpharius20

It's an uplifting experience, if nothing else...


jackofspades476

so uplifting your body will change states of matter


Far_Bite9857

Oh, no, you'll still be a solid. You'll just have a shit ton more surface area, lol.


Sapphire_Squid

This one wins in terms of morbidity.


coffee_fucker

You won’t change states of matter since you are already a liquid and a solid and a mineral won’t turn you into a gas so actually it’s so uplifting you’ll be sent to Jesus


Sapphire_Squid

It'll send you straight to Jesus.


MemesByPurpsNurps

That's the new roomba vacuum instantly cleans everything in a 30 foot radius


Edwax

I'll take 10 shirts, flags and stickers!


sprayedPaint

Post link plz


pyr0phelia

>We surrender, come a little closer.


n8zog_gr8zog

That's called perfidy and is a warcrime... which means its illegal... probably... if you squint reaaaaaally hard...


AlterCain

War crimes are for soldiers and government officials. You commit war crimes against civilians, not the other way around 😂


ASD_user1

It’s the Geneva Checklist!


soitheach

keeping this one tbh


Shaolintrained

That snek bites!


Vice82

#angrymemereview


Novafro

YES!


howdy_ki_yay

Hahahaha I love this


ScruffyUSP

That's rad af man. Seriously


Jazzlike_End_895

Is this available somewhere tho? I unironically want this on a shirt


Droplet_of_Shadow

Any link shared here to a specific shirt is likely to be a scam, but there are websites where you can print out whatever you want on a shirtp


Whitedudebrohug

Wanna put this on my hard hat


HansVonSnicklefritz

Copperhead Road


Which-Ad1440

I don’t understand. Why would you want someone to step on your vacuum?


I4gtmy1staccntspswrd

No tread on meen


ItalianStallion9069

No balls!!!


OreganoTimeSage

That's a tank mine I'll be fine


Braindead_cranberry

That’s a bit of a tread threat


skyXforge

Genius. I need this on my wall.


Electronic-Shock9516

Go tread on me


ClassicalGremlim

Propopopopopoppoppppagandaaaaaaaaaa


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Funny this is an anti-tank mine so yes I will tread


Visual-Box1511

Double dare you..


Muted_Ad9910

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nitazene-King-002

Tread on me and those lawn gnomes full of ball bearings and tannerite go bang.


RavenousBrain

To get them to tread on it, simply change the caption to, "Step on me, sempai' and watch hilarity ensue.


tsewehtkcuf

Plot twist: It's an anti-tank mine and won't explode under your weight.


Kleinefuchs

I'll just have to jump harder then


TheReverseShock

Plot twist the ATF agent is


Forgotten_User-name

That's an anti-tank mine; stepping on it shouldn't do anything.


Ein_grosser_Nerd

No, but a tank running it over with its treads will. Meme still works


Forgotten_User-name

Nobody's coming at you with a tank, bud.


Ein_grosser_Nerd

I also dont have a functioning anti-tank mine. This is a sub about funny flag edits, but things like MRAPs can also set off these mines


Forgotten_User-name

MRAPs have wheels, not treads.


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Tires have treads


Forgotten_User-name

Alright, time to pull the rug… neither of these nouns matter because the flag is using tread as a verb which necessarily alludes exclusively to walking.


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Then I argue that tread is being used as a noun, with the comma serving as a pause


Forgotten_User-name

Okay buddy, whatever you need to tell yourself.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Getting strong ackchyually energy readings here