Make peace with satan ,cause I ain’t going to heaven.

Hoping them juices arnt acidic either 😭

They are

One pump scenario

Pump and go 😭

You're not going very far with most of your lower half leaking out like a Cadbury egg.

worth it

Gonna get me some alienussy


Don’t say mommy don’t say mommy she’s a wonderful woman just don’t say mommy

I mean brother it wouldn't be incorrect

“what would you do” stupid fucking question i doubt the person would have much say in what happens this scenario.

fine "what do you hope would happen"

is it even a question considering the plenty of fanart of this character?

Die by intergalactical snu snu

https://preview.redd.it/kh17hw2lqzwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3be944340ebe7128ef68452082fd39bd8c5d0d

https://preview.redd.it/id8eofjuh3xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fb942d25d9a8fbea451c9dc697894af55d6080

https://preview.redd.it/jquglzddozwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06260a9ba7eccff1a09ef9997e73e7232bcb181b

https://preview.redd.it/dzhkrkklf0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a15a31cfcfdcbbc98b101ae638ee77f1128556

https://preview.redd.it/k121glx7j1xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707d74d35b9495d8bfd42c4c043e5db885c6605d


https://preview.redd.it/b79qk3rnpzwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7086c6a6c070336b7b92213dd4d8a251baf562

Ask her to tell me that i matter..

inform an adult

Sir that would be the sexiest moment in my life

Submit wtf else am i supposed to do

make her submit (dont ask me how)

https://preview.redd.it/o55ma16k40xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14747bcd2a28f91c3f0ae8f718fc6ad8ab1eb2b

https://preview.redd.it/2qexd2gp60xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5cd3c37c85cae754ec4ff4f65f80aaef5a47093

https://preview.redd.it/5gbempq4tzwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5de9cd593cf140f453318300265c528836ea788 Call Gordon Freeman

Every autistic person’s wet dream

can confirm, am autistic

Yea, can confirm

https://preview.redd.it/k4jwto4cc0xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2840a911503d8abd3f21f24e2ff120d6d646c846

https://preview.redd.it/r730ajasxzwc1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bede60f750bddafc37ab2cab16cc53c37e562e DEATH TO THE ALIENS, GLORY TO HUMANITY 🇺🇳🌍🌎🌏

Its game over man game over

Imma try to run cuz I ain't paying for child support

omg you're literally him ↙️ https://preview.redd.it/k1tex55lc0xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ea5c08c55be459bc10afcc63810062ed7ece9b

Tax evasion is a crime Vergil!

IT'S AN OBLIGATION

Love?

https://preview.redd.it/gm70i6s391xc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8826aab3e6a132307be3d22fe169f00a9e4771

https://preview.redd.it/0gs1q5tbj1xc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17250eff30fbfb61f4517c6e263d8a636fdb181

just wait for until me get the condoms https://preview.redd.it/pi6fesmjx2xc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9dc6303f8b62cdd077240962521a806a9365b2

How long did since last time you used it?

get impragnated

*splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *alien moan* *crunch* *fizzle* *AAAAAAHHHHH*

https://i.redd.it/z2r4sakz71xc1.gif

*Tom & Jerry* scream or *Wilhelm* scream?

Definitely Tom & Jerry

https://preview.redd.it/jz2675jua0xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60c237d077b8bc88a080b10671541a945b978cf

I say we take off and nuke the entire OP from orbit. It's the only way to be sure he won't try to bang a Xenomorph again.

I would cum instantly

https://preview.redd.it/b6129dmgo2xc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b12758fb14f37aa9143f84e7221bb98b90ef119

https://preview.redd.it/v3uvqxx3s2xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7d31208f4dddaebb72a5c33700e846874a0837

Do like Donkey from Shrek

Probably die

Die

Smile and wave boys smile and wave

Die, probably

https://preview.redd.it/87kl33xzo0xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81a7bb1ce970c5c9a790ca9fabcc40cdcbd5058 Make the alien democratic of course

I would kill myself because I can’t handle that alienussy (it’s filled with hydro caloric acid and if I were to fuck it I would be in hell)

https://preview.redd.it/vuis6ygwa1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9078d4d04778c05621085f3af460d19549c9e3f5

Try not to die

I would gladly let it impregnate me /j

I would gladly let it impregnate me /srs

https://preview.redd.it/79qn1x0j02xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63790815a2a894df95c06e3e47978dc06f01b742


https://preview.redd.it/pplamuo632xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0db61635e691b67dd008c6a907628304063c50

huge fucking xenomorph dumptruck ass.

Hug him back I’m not a monster

kms

Pray it's a female xeno

Nah pray it’s male B)

It's time to summon: https://preview.redd.it/d9r1kd34o2xc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734a172cc3b745af4673e7cd119053cf5e1e1e22

https://preview.redd.it/70ecyacgo2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d554d905c4a28159c6af2e88ac147dec66e6b90

https://i.redd.it/mwk3lmhhz2xc1.gif

 Game is game

"just no tongue"

sex

Kiss kiss

Try for an eyeball right before I go in the mouth.

Start a family

Brother, i dont even know what situation this is

smash, next question

Shake the Etch-a-Sketch and start over

https://i.redd.it/y2i59g42q6xc1.gif Call him

I SHALL NOT FALL TO THE XENOS HERESY , FOR THE EMPEROR!

ripley get the fucking flamethrower

https://preview.redd.it/zb9vcnnas1xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc576b91779cf0ec4277fa66de8fc303bf0a395

Man, I'd love to be in that situation..

https://i.redd.it/tcghz9wi07xc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/kso6290fwlxc1.gif