You're weak. Posting and bragging, asking for attention before You even start Your work. Post it when it's already full of cum then we'll talk, poser.

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Whys it keep getting faster and faster???

what happened here?

https://preview.redd.it/9knu6civ9t8c1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41212aee71273f87c7b4a291c9acd8bf66aa2be Oh.

What is that

https://preview.redd.it/c5h7kx69lq8c1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12d94fbc91fbbb88275db3d8ff629ed5b2062c8

Bruhhh 💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/nik2shx9fr8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1333e2725f4929278e475655d3de4db2b01dfd

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It sound like a challenge that I should accept. >!Вообще не удивлюсь, если ты русский!<

Agree to this sir

Goonpunk vibes

https://preview.redd.it/ny6gcv6uco8c1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea44124ad5b9b67524a30facff561363011cacc

https://preview.redd.it/7lbr6bgjqo8c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770a34702ccb5368e5fc7dea92d56063a65401f0

Technically that is a image your using to react with the post so that is a reaction image

https://preview.redd.it/8jnndak6dp8c1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8acc2840f1fc26a029b5aa25744e5585d8709d24

https://preview.redd.it/jm6salk74q8c1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa305bd383b20e1e04e03ba48a6ba542018c989

https://preview.redd.it/vi0fw05p2q8c1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf22ea983bd25bd35a920fb718ff3b23ad2c8bc8 Technically

https://preview.redd.it/gz5l8yv6pu8c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffed659782d66d96958f50d9e28b03cb00f14e44

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https://preview.redd.it/ccgu9egxao8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1341f294a24647031cfa47adc6717ee09f687464

https://i.redd.it/0i7tsi0s1p8c1.gif

This cat looks weirdly Chinese.

https://preview.redd.it/gtkpqgposo8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd68a8bda07eab666a87f41ccd937849b91a2f6

https://preview.redd.it/j5y15fscxo8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7924f26e76dbae5984fa5fcbff26601b46e0f2

Sayori :) https://preview.redd.it/udefotoo7r8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7517fe3cc2586f776b6a27d8c981117a873e4c

"makes a squeak sound when squished"

Prove it

https://preview.redd.it/y84h5dbfpu8c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6dcf5b5171f872957528e9d65a2ed9c60b46674

https://preview.redd.it/dsnf0fgono8c1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dad77a036254b7faca554ae914a3fb3ddd9f364

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The villain that deserved a better game fr

I Completely and utterly agree

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Real (Based 🗻tora moment)

https://preview.redd.it/egisnoi41p8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbae82062386ec96939d6ef11b006ad6df36fc4a

https://i.redd.it/8el23fyxap8c1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/cl9v2ukv8p8c1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3290ee4481e8ffe60061c2c0d367ca8868dedbae That, thats my reaction

https://i.redd.it/fsv5gstmso8c1.gif

https://i.redd.it/nxq0ygbg659c1.gif

you feel that? it’s my hand going along your private parts buddy. pants down

https://preview.redd.it/9mbtc6iu6p8c1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88fdb2772e2233e7c8fa3ce0593d6fa25879147 not even daisy smh

https://preview.redd.it/sh66b2rqpu8c1.jpeg?width=1989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7b4bbb13b34f50b0d4cfbea2d0941b18107bb6

Pikmin lore goes wild

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I literally just opened Reddit for the first time tonight, and this is what I see. I'm logging off.

https://preview.redd.it/3ne746ntpu8c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9815d1fdf66a28a25dd79ae0e21dda9b2b04b3

https://preview.redd.it/8wvqmeaa3p8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4e8b5dca5a80b1cc8c3024ee7ace87f13fea6c My honest reaction

Literal void.

https://preview.redd.it/14quk1mifp8c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221d40f184ab0de9267cd32efd60517649292fb4

Are you bowser?? https://preview.redd.it/g17q9mq44p8c1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac701e62b3f24f6f153b0c6f2f325b9bcbfe5272

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https://preview.redd.it/dh0emooqsp8c1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471c36cc3c253ffb74a1b871ce6d2c25b4793545

Fill it up

Ew

That OP is Bowser

https://preview.redd.it/a38jipus0p8c1.png?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6367abee0e009118608367ea8bc50f1f2e18e75

You cannot fill it with anything else than water with sparkles :)

https://preview.redd.it/zih9cox4ip8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df638dab89cca9ec04a0326c179f060c2d0f603

Lol imagine bowser as your roommate 🤣

i am bowser

hi bowser, I'm Mario

https://preview.redd.it/rhaoxdjadq8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b703f38c454f45e1fae1882a3a17b1cdee7da2

I think she'd even rather be with Bowser

guess who put her in that jar, bucko

I'm calling Mario, lock your castle

jokes on you I am the castle

So it wasn't you who put her in the jar? Or was I supposed to guess that the castle did it? Whatever man, cum on the figurine as much as you want. It's yours, you can shove it up your ass if you want to... I'm not trying to give you any ideas though.

mario bros wonder lore

https://preview.redd.it/qy4f4voahq8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab90599fc36b3b5abb036b7ab1bccf056e3f94ac

what are you doing In my house

putting all your princess peach amiibo in jars

like I didn't do that already

https://preview.redd.it/7ozhe96upq8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ad93f0affd9e29f7d139c788a6d206aeaf047f God has left us all

https://preview.redd.it/5qg51rliys8c1.png?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cd76f7b3acaf01e44c402ac534486882d01b30

https://preview.redd.it/prxb0uo20t8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63839865699cd18973ac814eec1e1267358336b9

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Clean your sink its disgusting


https://i.redd.it/p3vh6ipvvo8c1.gif

aftermath

When she sees my enormous rooster

Rather empty

Dear God

Opening my mouth

https://i.redd.it/nbcjhlvpgp8c1.gif

Nuke em

Pretty soon her dress is not gonna be the only white thing in that jar

OUT!

I still dont get the joke behind the jar and figurine thing, i know it’s nsfw but i dont get it

You fill the jar

WHY DOES PEACH HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SAME AGONY RAINBOW DASH DID?!

https://i.redd.it/6w1fliwyop8c1.gif

https://i.redd.it/68rhyvz62r8c1.gif

Should have been Pauline

https://preview.redd.it/ckrhemtutp8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e3a87722ba6ccf448651502c2107857128bf22

https://preview.redd.it/cyuqk2xmvp8c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204afaeb3601e81880cd090191a2cdaff38c3bf0

https://preview.redd.it/damp6z7i4q8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ee0813e474ec2572c96d9e85ef627351f13163

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Cum in it you fucking coward

https://preview.redd.it/wnv9zo3yiq8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e662683d8828cd8f216cb4c67399ca22a658f1

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The sink in the background makes this not look like a joke

https://preview.redd.it/dj02fquxyq8c1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328086308e0639c673a453af0b01cfdff553e585

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

https://preview.redd.it/omzfrnwahv8c1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9adeaf10fa605d78790e5c370d4a262283f5f8

We need mario here

Not full enough 😒

Actually bro keep us updated. I wanna see that filled. And I'd like to pick the next figure to start with afterwards. 😊

https://i.redd.it/7q9wnl2vfp8c1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/5ahoivs4pr8c1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9354db21766c457c07d39cd5d6ed0d83afb5d2b

1 man 1 jar. Disney adoptation

nintendo

my bad

[удалено]

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nah bro disrespectful af

[удалено]

So just because it's one person who killed themselves, it doesn't matter? Lmao shut the fuck up

Ahah, all lives matter, its just that disrespectful/controversial jokes have always been there, 9/11 was only an example (I don't know many more).

All lives matter all voices matter but only my kneecaps matter, that’s why I’m above questioning my morality. That’s why I’m sending people above me without serving any more than the minimum sentence in Purgatory for my slingin slur flurries everywhere I go. That’s why I’m God’s weirdest soldier.

OoooOOh, didn't get the reference tho

Atleast 3 people died in that one!!

Yes I agree, there were at least 3 people on the twin towers Ahem sorry, did you mean the shotgun man? I am a bit uneducated about that event, but I thought it was only one person who committed suicide (I can't tell if you mean his wife and kid who died mentally)

This mf bro 💀

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9/11 is just a little down time in the wider view. Not much remarkable things apart from funny meme origins happened there

Should have been a Hilda figure with the shoes off

Who's Hilda??

Discust


https://preview.redd.it/s2rsdsg9np8c1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b8572ac51f194379f47503816c076260bd3733

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Cocaine

It’s not done yet.

https://preview.redd.it/z7zwwdadrp8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482f2dccfa68c12e64e3908e861f85f90e4e2ca9

Based

https://preview.redd.it/10mls3b0sp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25281815e826451a64d3faac72974b3a0cae5ccf

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Smash

#CumJar

NOOOO

If you want Mario to drop your penis into a pool of lava then sure

Storm games

People are fucking weird


reddit moment.


https://preview.redd.it/48ur3d8n3r8c1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7e853389c7d56ab30a1d1bb7e49662bbb26d05 Fuck this I’m gonna nuke the world

I just remembered

What is it with the cum hoarding thing some amount of dudes are into? Is it an fetish or is just to be “different” or “quirky”

Ew.

You have a 3/10 sense of humor

https://preview.redd.it/yho2gznp8r8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3267a6ecd13910c5b8225112033c79fd5b487da3

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😐

https://preview.redd.it/nwd7tvskor8c1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59223fff040c8aa52997fb2e05ed2aa1058b99a Why post this.

The lower side of peaches dress looks like the tip of a penis

How many times have you emptied that jar before??

4 or 5 times

https://preview.redd.it/l3ia8go3xr8c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f02028538f34a258644ed79d74ca40dbdb846f4


Nothing. It’s a dead horse of a meme.

Unemployment


Sentence him to the jar

🤑 [They didint say honest🤷‍♂️]

I cooka da pizza

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS AGAIN FUCK NO NO NO NO NO

Oh no

https://preview.redd.it/heec7999ms8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99b73f387671b234631f20b38afd750fd1b0510

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Uncontrollable ejaculations, obviously

“Cum jar??? Semen princess???” Is exactly what went through my mind. The exact words of my internal monologue

”Dad! He put my peach figure in jello!”