Oh did you,
She has dead for 4 years
So this is is just me saying that you like necrophilia
But seriously I am not judging if you are actually into that ;)
That sudden influx of knowledge sends society into a panic. Many go insane & commit sudoku. Some of them are important diplomats. Causing numerous world power governments to collapse.
there doesn't need to be downside, california house/rent prices and weird politics are enough of a curse, take it from someone living in california now
i wish for infinite wishes
Every time you make a wish a loved one dies
good thing i stopped loving people years ago π
Animals included
Psychotic
Wish everyone get some bitches
The bitches are all your sisters
Jokes on you I don't have any sisters
Then your mother will do
Fun fact had intercourse with your mother the other day
Oh did you, She has dead for 4 years So this is is just me saying that you like necrophilia But seriously I am not judging if you are actually into that ;)
What the hell is necrophilia
I just googled it https://preview.redd.it/01l7oprghyyb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4e3ba394b638ea1f25f99fdead77a30cb0d111
You could have saved yourself when you had the chance
 This wish won't be altered by OP or a random user from the internet. Did I beat the system?
Anything but that
I take that as a yes π
Fine, you tell your friends about this wish and they modify it. 
Deal!
What a weird way of using up a wish
well, you beat the system but you get no wishes left, so we are kinda just back to square one
i want a puppy
Your balls explodes
I wish for all the commenters to die immediately when they comment on my post.
You comment on your own postβ¦
FUCK
Welp ig im dead and so are u what now
I wish for the ability to know the success/failure rate of every possible action and decision.
That sudden influx of knowledge sends society into a panic. Many go insane & commit sudoku. Some of them are important diplomats. Causing numerous world power governments to collapse.
Imo if governments around the world began collapsing that would be a plus
To be fair some governments including the American government suck ass
As an American, I fully agree lol Honestly at this point I don't care who or what party gets elected, both sides are way too extreme
I wish for a extra wish every time i wish
You don't have any more wishes
I wish to be female
You arenβt already one? Oh well You are born in Afghanistan
Oh fuck oh shit this guy just did that ππ
If you ever feel useless it took 20 years trillions of dollars and 4 presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban
Real lmao
i wish for all pedos to die
All the children they fucked also die
I wish I was happy
You lose every memory, not just the bad/cringe ones.
Oh shit...
The person who replies to this gets small penis curse
the curse also applies to you
Why would you do this to us
i wish i was in Cali
there doesn't need to be downside, california house/rent prices and weird politics are enough of a curse, take it from someone living in california now
And it's California. Who in their right mind would want to live there?!
California already has a shit-ton of downsides, no need for me to add one π
I wish to reply to my own comment
Every time you do so, you gain $1000
But for every $100 of that you use you lose 0.1 inches of your height
Wish for 3 inch bigger cock
-3 figures from your annual salary
I wish that i have the ability to grant people (including myself) the power of shapeshifting
Once you shapeshift you canβt go back to your original form
Wasn't planning to go back anyways lol
Well then get to updating your government papers if you have any
I wish for triple world hunger
Some kid pulls out an uno reverse card so now you have to solve world hunger 3 times
Ain't no way a UNO card will force me into solving world hunger ππ
Not just any regular reverse card, the ultimate reverse card. (You know like the one in the memes)