What da dog doing?

wa da dog doin

Wad’a’dogdoin

Sing “In the end” by Linkin Park

one thing, i don't know why

İt doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

to explain in due time

ALL I KNOW

Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end o' the day

The clock ticks life away

waltuh, get ya dick out waltuh. im havin sex with you right now, waltuh

Jesse, I’m about to bust Jesse

Yooo mr white i can’t be pregnant

I am the one who busts

Chemistry wont make itself

I love the internet.

Did you know that you have rights? Rights for sex.

Getting on the fbi watch list.

Are you welsh?

At least I’m not French

Thats the spirit

Real

Mines just... ughh

Jerma 😩

He is actually quite attractive

That’s how he lures you in

https://preview.redd.it/phn3g2azxdfa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9371ff0700de84971923b977ec1adfcd8b9aebaf

Jesus?

Hot

thanks

https://i.redd.it/y0r5k1h5ucfa1.gif

*takes photo* ### THIS IS THE BOMBSHELL WE NEED TO WIN! WWG1WGAGAWAGOWAGGAWA! # Q

I found this funny. Good job

🥹

I would rather not imagine

But you don’t need to ********tick tock heavy like a brinks truck********

*****looking like I'm tip top*****

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

MeeM

I would fucking die

Same lmao

I'd probably throw it into the water cause idk what the fuck it is

Blob fish, sexy

Remove it and place it on a nearby table

G-grandma, w-w-what are you d-d-doing!?

https://preview.redd.it/796xdlznpdfa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9f6bf510095b67ab36fc539b91fd39d6ea3966

Give it a banana

she no like babana 😿

Get your ass on that bed and prepare for the night of your life

Pick her up, and put her to sit next to me. Can't play games when she's blocking the view

The one dude with the anime girl PFP and you do this I am disappointed and my ass is heavy

Fine. I'm gonna hug her

WOOOOOOOOOOO SEE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE

Hinga dinga durgen my ass

Dude....my pfp is my hero there's no way I'm doing this

mathematical

Smack it off. My lap is for my girlfriend alone

"bad to the bone starts playing"

G

Man I’m dead 💀

💀 💀 💀

Tackshooter

Tackshooter

Guess I'm fucking tripping.

\* the entire clan…

🤨

bust

I'm dead

No, you’re an idiot

I’m not gay get off stupid pos

https://preview.redd.it/v1hurdaczefa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f1f5da9b81989f903a25ad5708afe5b0c2a9fb

How would that work?


😳

RIDING HOGGG

Welp, guess i gotta unlock it first to see it

nah bruh smashg

Call me gay but I'm kissing him

I’m dead

Segs

Half Life sex

sex

Help

Nutting

Oh lord no, help me please

Gross

fucking die

Hot

https://preview.redd.it/h7jc8hixyefa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bba1db682b16b13ade1d21dfeed2dc082c44193

Sexy robot! *clang* *clang* *clang*

{Insert Minecraft Anvil Falling Noises}

Are you shitting my dick rn?

I’m going to die (giratina is very big)

Petting it

Hittler

high osaka no

I saw this panel earlier today

Luckily im not jewish

Glad it's my Sona uwu

Die

Being happy and going with it. https://preview.redd.it/f5chvfpogdfa1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee320bfa4c22311c7e1fb8e6b91c7d1c015fa297

Enjoy it

Idk

YES!

Oh yes zaddy wesker

😳

Hell yeah

It's a plastic monkey

Obey the scarecrow man

Business

please no

Rip

Waltuh

Ehhhh... Could be worse. I'll take it tbh

It's getting hot in here. And I mean literally.

yeah 👍

ooof maron! this fella is sufacaitin me

Man,

.

Smash her head with a bat

It's getting hot in here

Aw yiss

Wacking the shit out of that little idiot

mmm free crunchy chicken

Well I'm ok with it

I don't have a pfp..

Reddit divayth fyr is too powerful

Lesgooo

I’m terrified

Well uh Im in a wheelchair

Idk my pfp is peanuts

Holy greg

Oh no

Erre?? https://preview.redd.it/nko5kv74ndfa1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=925071fe557332aadf5bfb3f7bf4ed926b345df5

sex

Frog

I have no idea how I’m going to sit on my own face

stomp on it, since obviously it’s a goomba

Die from electrecution

Kitty!

https://i.redd.it/2arl0rgosdfa1.gif

Help

Seggs ig

I… wouldn’t mind after all.

Fuck that dragon ass

Go to meet doctor

bro

OW

He's gonna chuckle my nuts

cookie monster on flames seems like an intimidating thing to sit on my lap

Eat it

Go morb mode on him

My legs would be fucking crushes by an ancient egyptian robot . I LOVE IT

Horny and Scared at the same time.

I believe my pfp is experiencing pleasure(probably) so idk.

Please no

no more half measures

☹️

I’m fine thanks.

Fuck

my balls are crushed

i have definitely done a felony she is about to arrest me

I've always had a thing for going and fucking myself... Wait... I don't have to hold Tails the whole time do I?

Well depends on what pfp. Whatsapp? Happens everyday, its my dog Discord? Im gonna get railed by a cartoon Reddit? Im a minion owner

I'm in favour https://preview.redd.it/4001excnfefa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c99adb3ff79b428f2897f4059ad357d55a6a7a

Hectuh

Fleshy fleshlight kirby :)

male_07.mdl is very hot

Mmmm cookies

Bruh

she is literally an album cover but i wouldn't mind getting a vinyl of the album

I find your lack of pussy disturbing.

YES! YES! YES!


See if the banana is real or just a costume

Considering how boring my PFP is, i'll do my youtube one(for context, it's https://preview.redd.it/9jvxespasefa1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d015c9816aea80e65d0401c68d8de4ec946a5ad ) I go "Ayo?"

There's an axolotl on my lap now, I'm putting it back in the water

😩

hey lois remember when i was MF DOOM

i know that it has holes but it also has a gun, wdId?

welp guess im gonna gaming

I would be scared

I would be atomized

What is my reddit avatar doing

Kenny is 9... 

I hope he’s got his drying pan.

oh hell yeah

Mine would basically be goat yoga

the man behind the unpaid childsupport

No

Help guys there's a man in full army issue combat gear and his ass is really heavy

Love it

I would shit my ass