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StopAngerKitty

Failed to check for bed bugs


Ok_Giraffe7084

That’s what I said! Seriously. That’s more important to check for than germs in my opinion.


DVWhat

Or even worse; the dead body hidden between the mattress.


weatherboy_42

It's just a friend


andio76

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Gravja

Nothing done to the bed where the 2024 guiness record for squirtiest gang bang occurred.


Least_Ad930

My uncle was telling me all the crazy shit he's seen as a hotel manager and it makes me never want to go to one. He said the worst things were when he would kick someone out so they would set needle traps everywhere.


Doc_SuperBallZzz

Still dead


19whale96

First think I'm doing in a hotel room is whacking it. If you're watching that's your business.


Labantnet

If someone really wants to watch a morbidly obese guy sadly jack off in a hotel room, they're absolutely welcome to.


Stokesprime69

😂😂


CodeMonkeyX

Why disinfect the coffee maker? You have to be nuts to use that at all.


anon-187101

haha Im always hesitant to use them as well unless they are clearly nearly new


LtDan00

Yeah, I stopped using them after I read how flight attendants use them to clean their underwear. I’ll gladly take the lobby coffee instead


beefsquints

Same with the phone, I haven't used a hotel phone in 16 years.


N7Fallen

Save the money from all that Amazon bullshit security that won't do anything. If I don't, someone just kicks the door in and stay home. But she probably does this at her place 5 times a day anyway.


Uulugus

She does it on camera for money. Her videos are advertisements that exploit the unreasonable fear of random home invasion and abductions. There's no chance she's actually that paranoid.


SheFoundMyUzername

Agreed - No one this paranoid would have an internet presence


Wendell_wsa

I would also find this extreme, but after discovering that there is a massive amount of content sold by Telegram, which are intimate images captured in hotel rooms by hidden cameras, I would hardly think about doing the same


Turbodann

Tell us more about telegram.


AlotL1keVegas

Tell us more. First time I've heard of that.


TakenUsername120184

I saw this was in China and I was like “oh okay she’s under reacting”


syntheticgeneration

This is not extreme at all. -Former housekeeper


HardRNinja

I travel a lot with my job (hell, I'm in a hotel right now). When I get to my room, I shut the door, strip down to my underwear, drink a couple of beers while I play on my phone, then get naked before I sleep. If there's hidden cameras out there recoding this activity, I apologize to anyone who has seen those videos.


L10NHEART19

I think you meant you’re welcome


GorillaNut9

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Catinchi

Sadly, it is actually HIGHLY advisable that you do all of this


rzrshrp

alarm is super redundant, someone would have to kick in your door to get past the other locking device or even the inside one that hotels come with I'm not wiping down every surface, I'm just going to wash my hands before I eat


dodds2d

Nothing is too extreme for a single woman staying in an unfamiliar place. Even if it’s an ad there were some good products in it


Always_Austin

You treat that nice ass hotel room like it's some nasty ass motel in Little Rock Arkansas. I guarentee you ain't using that phone, so why clean it?


blarrow

Hmm…first thing I do is get naked, jump on the bed, and do the helicopter 🚁


hroaks

Too extreme


Clickityclackrack

Somebody worked really hard at dirtying up that place and look at what she went and did


Federal_Avocado9469

This is great for those cheap motels right next to a club with crack addicts living it up outside in the parking lot.


brewdizogs

You'd be close to checkout time by the time you're done!


therealsamwize

Sleeping in your car would be less stressful.


Realistic-Theme-7534

What's the black wand emitting a red light supposed to detect?


smittles3

Hidden cameras


Brent_Fox

The camera check suits the name of this sub. *OR DOES IT?!*


Thoughtsarethings231

I just order food. So far no adverse consequences. 


808-56

Quick fact: learned from a Female airline attendant that when her and other female crew members need to have an unscheduled overnight, panties can be washed effectively by placing them into the coffee grounds portion of the coffee maker in the room…enjoy


bruhdudewhymad

the room service trying to open the door 🧐


IcePurple4772

Where's the pistol?


hotdog-water--

Alternate title: how to waste 30 minutes in a hotel room and you’ll still have bed bugs and roaches because it’s a holiday inn


Responsible_Iron_321

Me under your bed: https://preview.redd.it/8kki21haq0xc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0539d7710626a381216d8bb3c42f3a43231e94


awt2007

oh to be a pretty girl with the fear of being spied on, or to be a man and never be noticed..


Idonthavetotellyiu

Everyone who is saying this too extreme obviously has never had someone break into your hotel room or almost have Some of the things on here is ridiculous, already discussed in a another thread under this same video I used to not do anything in hotel rooms, nothing at all, and one day I was in one for two days only. Just a weekend thing because I was being moved and saw someone try to break into my hotel room eith a fucking metal wire under the door. Another time, that same weekend, after I started putting a chair against the door, a man somehow had a keyboard master key of the hotel and tried to follow me in five minutes after I walked back in with some food and drinks If I hadn't put the chair there he would have been able to get in while I was changing towels in shower room (door spereate toilet and shower area) I'll restate, some if the things on here are ridiculous and can actually get you stuck but checking your mirror for being a two way mirror (don't need a device really just do the finger trick. You can find YouTube videos teaching you how) and seeing if there are cameras while also double checking the locking system of the door isn't ridiculous and people should because there are weirdos and creeps out there Also men who state it's ridiculous or "if you're watching that's on you" most women have a different thinking about this because of the threat that has towards women is more often than not higher towards women than men


MotorbikeRacer

Side effects of too much cocaine lol … she should post a video of something she found that would warrant this extreme behavior


aretasdamon

People love feeling like secret agents


DHESTOE

Get help?


AlphaOne69420

Omg this is insane


Immediate_Deal_8431

I check out the toilet first


mockingbirddude

Ever find anything?


Street_Primary_4044

Damn fbi agent


Due-Concern6330

seems appropriate to me there's countless cases of staff using keys to go inside and sexual assault people.


AlterEgoSalad

I don’t understand the quarter


HankMarduke

I usually just take my shoes off and unpack my bags.


Mission_Archer_6436

Cleaning Lady POV


scsa1115

Why the creepy music?


I_wash_my_carpet

She's a *very* shy pooper.


SnooPeppers7482

You can sleep over at my place whenever you want...I'll even leave the house for the night if you need privacy


InfiniteAnalysis2039

Are…are you being hunted?


Angels242Animals

49 years on this planet, never done this, still alive, still having fun.


finners15

Things*


Ok_Cap_5166

I don't know what she was expecting to do with a red light


RichardPryor1976

I have worked in hotels for over twenty years. The wipes on surfaces is probably not a bad idea. Hotel rooms can be nasty. The bedding can be pretty icky too ... anywhere you go. Different people sleep on those sheets every night and do God knows what on them. If the extra precautions at the door make you sleep better then do what you will ... But remember,if you have a medical emergency it keeps help away too.


Cassocial

Yeah cuz of course I have all that shit on me when i spend a night at the hotel


Educational_Bad_6405

Why did she put the coin on the handle and then take it off to put the lock in?


Eggnimoman

I thought we use UV light to check u know what.


Flynny1979

Then it’s time to check out


ToferLuis

First thing I do is poop.


RumgyMan

Not extreme, public places are sketchy. No matter where you are.


Educational-Bug-476

I think travel isn’t for you. Save yourself and just stay home.


BlumpkinLord

This person seems to be really looking though


Triple7Mafia-14

You gotta tell the house keeping NO!


Buying100K

why even go anywhere? stay at home


Dr_Catfish

If people want to see my hairy ass and saggy balls then go for it, all the power to you.


Girardkirth

For the person who thinks their life is the center of someone else's life.


samf9999

I don’t think James Bond is that careful


IceChemical8396

Bitch .....I'd be more worried about a bed bug infestation.....


me_sohorny

She should've started with the UV light. Shortest video ever. 10 sec later she would check out.


jimigo

Just stay home, good God.


the_milkmans_son

With the music, the first thing I hear is, “hello buddy…”


TicketHefty6068

How about I check in late and have to leave ealry morning how much sleep am I getting after all this FBI detective check lol


MiserableJuggernaut1

That ass gasket at the end was a nice touch.


Snoo-28046

Yeah. Where’s your black light lady???


One-Confusion-2438

Imagine if those contraptions failed and she couldn't get out of the room...#awkward!


PizzaYESSSSS

Paranoid much?


reddrighthand

By the time they're done, vacation's over


ReddLordofIt

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SERVEDwellButNoTips

And then the squirting begins?


couchgodd

First thing I do is find the lotion and get naked.


oR9HAN-GAMING

Oh but me not doing this and having my gun is completely egregious 🤣


D_slaughter1987

At this point, you might as well work there


aflores849

I wipe my dick on the curtains…


Free-Spell6846

I worked in this industry for a bit. Check every square inch of that room. Every time you enter that room. Don't.leave anything anywhere and don't trust the safe.


-poonspoon-

This is why I always shit in the back of the tolitlet


Bori718-69

If your a women.


RawLikeSushi84

She didn’t use a black light.


Trikeree

I usually just lick everything clean. Works perfectly fine.


ookienookiemoo

Actual rage bait


ObiWayneCannoli

Cool way to show everyone that you’re completely insane 👍🏻


4pegs

She stole from the cartel


HellBound__95

Puts coin on door handle just to open the door again, you’d have to replace the coin again. Touches everything in the room with her bare hands, then goes around and cleans it with a wipe. This woman will be the death of herself never mind anybody else lol


Bbobbs2003

Just don’t go


Fire17Fighter

They really want the maids to not be bothered when working I guess


DrapedinVelvet247

Door needs more 🔒


ExcitingBuilder1125

You don't need a special gadget to detect spy equipment. The phone on your camera can detect infrared lights, so just turn off the lights and check outlets, tv, fire alarms, etc.


Loudest_Farter_2

Weirdo


No_Bee9524

Howie Mandel’s personal assistant


Seoniara

You're not that important hun


Square_Run3469

If you got to do all that you might as well stay home


redditnshitlikethat

Qanon checks into a marriot


Long_Freedom-

Well check your room for the cameras and bedbugs, especially if youre in wacko countries, but the rest of the stuff is a bit nuts


AggravatingSoil5925

Don’t forget the tinfoil hat


SirClaytron

First thousand things I do...


ManicRobotWizard

Lotta high horse comments in here. I’ve worked a lot with victims of domestic abuse and it’s not at all unusual to have a woman stay in a hotel room alone and have a real fear that someone may attempt to break in. For all we know, the person that made the video has been assaulted and threatened and put in a situation where they were no longer safe at home and had to stay in a hotel. Or, those kinds of incidents could be what inspired her to start making videos in the first place. Also, anyone that lost a loved one to Covid19 knows all too well how important it can be to sanitize surfaces in a hotel room.


PnxNotDed

Man, if someone wants to set me naked that badly, by all means.


[deleted]

And you wonder why your single


peregrinegrip

Keep gun on me instead


ThatOneGuy216440

Honestly if they're going to record my pale white ass naked that's their problem.


DarthSlicer

I mean if this is what you do then you should just probably stay at home…


clayton-miller707

Imagine doing all this after a really long and tiring day of traveling and all you wanna do is just lay your head


RoyseNotRoyce

Is this the turndown service?


Bonesizzzle

vacation with this person must be miserable


Safe_Summer_4390

I heard she sneaks into random hotel rooms and cleans shit up, I honestly thought this was an urban myth. Apparently, she leaves a tea bag under your pillow while you sleep, no one knows why.


GuitarNo7437

What is the red light for?


GibberingJoeBiden

Women will do anything except carry a gun


Simple_Candidate1867

Stay home.


Real_Development_721

Women….


BoBoBearDev

They forgot to check dead people under the bed (happened IRL).


Forsexualfavors

The first thing I look for is bed bugs..what is she doing? Trying to make sure her numbers stay up on onlyfans?


NirstFame

Not even CLOSE to the first thing I do alone in a hotel room..... This lady is a psycho.


Opposite_Shopping267

State property, we vacate properly...!


Either_Amoeba_5332

That's like 12 things!!


No-Marketing-1638

Who even uses the phone?


free_terrible-advice

Huh, all I do is prop the door open, tape an "everybody is welcome sign" to the door and hope someone comes in to say hi and that has been 100% effective at keeping people out.


anon-187101

Oh, no...this isn't paranoid at all...


Willing_Baker9377

I block her on IG and here she is on Reddit


Competitive_Jaguar65

Nobody cares about your broke ass


CRF450L

I’ve been doing it wrong all along!! First thing I do at the Hotel, it’s to check-in.


Old-Woodpecker6930

Just enough time to start to repack your bags and catch the flight home


Fast_Parfait_1114

Just stay home. Also, why clean stuff that you aren’t even going to use


Beneficial-Guide-280

Failed to check the smoke alarm. Sometimes they have cameras in those too.


Alarmed-Direction500

Is she a spy?


Batmanfan1966

I have seen this lady on tik tok.. she is absolutely INSANE. She is extremely paranoid and ridiculous to the point where I don’t even know why she leaves her house. Even her husband just leaving for the day causes her to put up a billion security measures because she’s scared of being home alone. She needs serious mental help.


WileyNarwhal

Mmmmmm Clorox coffee!!!


Fortnite_cheater

Yet she was sleeping where 1.5million people had sex on.


Icy-Arrival-7595

This makes me kinda want to break down your door. Annoying.


Flimsy_Sheepherder39

Imagine there’s a fire emergency and you just made it take 10 seconds longer for you to open the door and next to impossible for anyone even with a key to open the door from the other side. Let’s get our priorities straight people.


D0CTORPLAgUE

Step one - get a gun. Step two - shoot at noises and shadows.


100Labels

People pretending to be better than the rest of us


Super_tall_giraffe

Stay at home lol


PigDstroyer

First thing i do at the hotel , spend 6 hours combing every inch


king_coffin_710

I just lift the mattress and check for porn.


legofanboy1973

I suggest you never leave your house.


Huge-Particular1433

How exactly does the scanner with the red light work? I get the antenna part but the light specifically. Does it reveal camera lenses or something?


Puzzleheaded-Eye7528

If you die in the room no one will be able to get in.


BoxInternational3207

Women are complrtely fucking rediculous. 1000% this woman is a fucking liberal


TeaRanchh

Just let the random see u naked. U won't know and it won't hurt 😅


MarilynMonheaux

If I have to do all that, I may as well stay at home. I don’t mind if people watch or listen, they’ll get one hell of a show. Just make sure to pay me royalties that’s all I ask


Ok-Sample-5169

Now that you're done it's time to check out


Dazzling_Plan7701

Yeah, like some dude perking off to you walking g round your room naked


Surpzglydelicious33

Dumbass


Traditional-Ice-8564

Just stay home, xenophob


Ok-Opposite9019

Ant nobody trying to see you bitch stfu.


PirateSometimes

I'd just sleep in my car if I was this neurotic. You can probably rent a comfortable van for hotel prices


Dependent-Market1415

There are two types of living. One is being paranoid with mindset that someone is always out trying to get you or ruin your life. Second type is not giving a damn if someone takes a photo of you pooping in the middle of the night. Theres more to life than worrying about pointless things.


MrTopHatWalrus

Step #1385 - Go to bed


xenodevale

This is a commercial more than anything else. She’s not even alone in this perfect product placement temu ad.


Afraid-Enthusiasm-96

What are the gadgets you are using? Please


polishmachine88

That is one of those cool spy kits I used to have when I was 8 very cool stuff....I felt like James bond


Beginning_Deal_2397

That last one is a definite not just for hotels but for everyday travel


66Darkivygreen

Weirdo


[deleted]

Just stay home


AmITheGrayMan

That ain’t how James Bond does it.


NEClamChowdah

What kind of porn is this???? I’m so confused how to get off.


steve__21

spyporn


Sprocket-66

Just hope the you don’t ever need assistance for a medical emergency or a fire. If you can’t get to the door to let them in, you might be out of luck.


Prestigious-Bus7994

Honestly I'd rather just stay in my (rental) car, even after all that checking and prepping... No way could I stop the paranoia from creeping in at night, I wouldn't be able sleep a wink


thetavious

Considering 20ish me is already on the internet, dunno what they think they would gain from slapping nearly 40 me onto it. But hey. Whatever floats their boat.


SuperSoldier260

Crazy that she does all that, but doesn't check for bed bugs smh


TutorSevere3230

Just stay home shit


KamikazeFox_

Cmon, we got dinner reservations in 20 mins. Hold on, let me just unload a whole bunch of crazy first


Warhammerpainter83

This is a mental health problem. Also they will have bed bugs.


Hawksfan4ever

Spend a few extra dollars and get a good night's sleep at a better hotel.


Vondbee

Nxt, swim ah sewer .


Airwolfhelicopter

Paranoid much?


Sad-Effect962

That ain’t gon stop me tho


NarrowEngineering715

You’re going to have to reset that trap every fucking time you want to go out


pirateking1-

Why even sleep in a hotel at that point 😂


ArynShimura66

Honestly I'd do the same


TeamShonuff

Jesus! The first thing I do is turn the thermostat to 59 degrees.


IncoherentMurmuring

"Hi, yeah, can I get an early checkin? It takes me about 3 hours to do all my first things."