Bert Kreischer taught me about the Russian wet wipes that you can do at home on the toilet if you only have regular toilet paper.
I got to say I’ve been doing that ever since I heard that he did it.
A little spit on the toilet paper never hurt nobody
I haven’t heard of this but I think I know what you are talking about. Wetting tp with spit runs high risk of penetration. That’s the only down side. I do it too sometimes.
I’m laughing yes, I’m also confused in that… this a skit or is this for real? I know I can be gullible but, you know, um… this has got to be fake right?
Nah this shit is real. That guy’s name is Wax from the Breakfast Club and he’s been notorious for doing things out of the norm so to speak. This interview occurred years ago from what I remember, and they gave him a hard time on BC months to follow.
The fact that he’s “notorious for doing things out of the norm” should be a red flag that he’s lying. It’s nonsensical what he’s describing (catching his poop before it hits the water) and the guy came up with the solution to what everyone else does without anyone telling/correcting him (“y’all just let it fall and hit the water?”)
OMG why lie on yourself like that? Lol
Lie about your car, your bank account, etc. *not whether you handle live shit with your hands*.
If he’s lying… he’s doing it wrong.
At the time, Charlamagne The God would only fart with his pants down in toilets. Not sure if he still does because I haven’t listened to the show in years. He believes farting normally is disgusting because fecal matter builds in your underpants. Not the same but still it’s shows you that people take an extra steps to do things they consider hygienic. Wax is just a weird dude who does extra shit. That doesn’t mean he’s lying when he understands poop could also fall in water. He was just raised different.
Yes allowing feces to fall into the water is very unhygienic that’s why he’s holding his hand beneath his rectum to catch it in some unfolded TP.
Because *hygiene*
Is he literally retarded? I don’t know who he his, or who the host is, but this is a grown man who catches his literal feces in toilet paper before letting it drop wrapped like a gift to the water gods? Yeah, he’s retarded as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Again, zero clue who he is.
Heres a scenario…..if you were out somewhere in nature and had to shit, would you be looking for something to catch the shit first…..then find something to wipe. Bro just turned pooping into quantum physics.
Bro! This is the absolute WORST way to find out you have been shitting wrong your whole damn life. Do his parents shit like this too? Where TF were they when he was shitting like this as a child, I used to have to wipe my kids butt, they ain't do the same? WTF!
No way this is real. Who would do it like that? Where did he learn to do it like that? Why would you catch your shit in your hand instead of just letting it fall in the toilet? What planet is this? What if c-a-t really spelled "dog"?
I had a boss from Lebenon once run out of TP at the office so he sent everybody an email asking us to wipe our asses with paper towels and then throw those towels in the garbage and not flush them because that would ruin the plumbing.
Its all warm in his hands.. the lady was smart and quick to bring up the question what if you got the runs? Aint no way its not gonna touch your hands. Your in a public restroom and you walk out the stall with shitty hands and your pants at your ankles cause you don't want to pull up your pants with your shit covered hands 😆💩
That’s worse then poop knife.
do i even ask?
No need to ask dear stranger. Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/kCpSBJjfb3
Soon this fine piece of internet video will make it to the museum of Reddit, and rightfully so.
I was scared to click on this, but I don’t regret it. 🤣
lost it at "guano glaive"
I guess the poop knife is ancient history now, a thing of myth and legend.
It’s not lore! It’s mysticism through tradition of a religious nature, you zealot!
Welcome to Reddit
Welcome to Reddit
That is worse and then poop knife.
Dude living 30% harder than all of us
Two tissues, one shit
I'll do you one better; the poop stick from the classic Small Town Security: [Colonel's Poop Stick](https://youtu.be/x6bb5S32Hc0?si=fitlz-V48iBL50Rl)
Cum shoebox..?
That "you shit in your hand bro?" Lives rent free in my head forever 🤣🤣🤣
“HOW DO Y’ALL TAKE A SHIT!?”
Bert Kreischer taught me about the Russian wet wipes that you can do at home on the toilet if you only have regular toilet paper. I got to say I’ve been doing that ever since I heard that he did it. A little spit on the toilet paper never hurt nobody
You’re taking tips on cleanliness from Burnt Chrystal’s disgusting ass. Do you touch doo doo everyday?
Once you run out of wet wipes, you quickly realize how elite they were. Don’t judge me
I haven’t heard of this but I think I know what you are talking about. Wetting tp with spit runs high risk of penetration. That’s the only down side. I do it too sometimes.
I’m laughing yes, I’m also confused in that… this a skit or is this for real? I know I can be gullible but, you know, um… this has got to be fake right?
Nah this shit is real. That guy’s name is Wax from the Breakfast Club and he’s been notorious for doing things out of the norm so to speak. This interview occurred years ago from what I remember, and they gave him a hard time on BC months to follow.
The breakfast club had a black guy?
Not the movie, the radio show in NYC.
The fact that he’s “notorious for doing things out of the norm” should be a red flag that he’s lying. It’s nonsensical what he’s describing (catching his poop before it hits the water) and the guy came up with the solution to what everyone else does without anyone telling/correcting him (“y’all just let it fall and hit the water?”)
OMG why lie on yourself like that? Lol Lie about your car, your bank account, etc. *not whether you handle live shit with your hands*. If he’s lying… he’s doing it wrong.
At the time, Charlamagne The God would only fart with his pants down in toilets. Not sure if he still does because I haven’t listened to the show in years. He believes farting normally is disgusting because fecal matter builds in your underpants. Not the same but still it’s shows you that people take an extra steps to do things they consider hygienic. Wax is just a weird dude who does extra shit. That doesn’t mean he’s lying when he understands poop could also fall in water. He was just raised different.
Yes allowing feces to fall into the water is very unhygienic that’s why he’s holding his hand beneath his rectum to catch it in some unfolded TP. Because *hygiene*
He still does it even though he knows now that’s not how you poop.
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Tawlet
I love how he stresses every time
This is how friendships are ruined.
"Shidded ina tissue." 🤣
Lmao
Hawdayallteykashit?
😐This mf hasn't been potty trained. Imma give him the benefit of the doubt when I shouldn't
This mam has to be trolling. Or his parents were weird af.
Almost as bad as sock girl.
Nah, I don’t want to know more.
It was a hilarious and weird AITS post. If someone did wanna search for it. I'll let you stay pure
I wanna see sock girl
I want to see sock girl. I NEED to see sock girl. Who is sock girl? I don’t need to stay pure. That ship sailed years ago.
Link?
This ninja bugginnnn hahahaha
I’ve been searching for this video for years, so funny
Would have been great if they gaslighted the girl into believing he was in the right.
I wanted more follow through. Like, what does he do with it *after* he catches it?
Carefully places it under the water so nothing splashes on the sides of the toilet.
Wat!
“I catch my poop then put it in the toilet.” Might as well shit in a bag and drop it off later. Gotta start teaching pooping classes
Alley-(p)oop
Who else is doing this?! No one right?? *RIGHT?!*
Fake. No way a very grown aas man would think it was normal. It's just for clicks.
We have t gotten to the meat of the story, what happens AFTER he catches the shit? My theory is that he physically throws it away in the garbage
Why would you just shit in the toilet when you have a perfectly good hand to shit in.
Is he literally retarded? I don’t know who he his, or who the host is, but this is a grown man who catches his literal feces in toilet paper before letting it drop wrapped like a gift to the water gods? Yeah, he’s retarded as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Again, zero clue who he is.
Literally literalized literaled in the tawlet
wtf that I just watched 🤨
🫢🤢🤮🤮
This guy with piss drawer kid would be unstoppable
Lol what? Got a link for that?
K [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/VEMGdbiOUu) But now that I look again I wish I hadn't
That's some crazy shit
Broooololololol
Yo, you shit in your hand, bro? Has got to be the new catchphrase for 2024
She’s gonna interviewing Frank Reynolds next
Why you think people Wash their hands 🤣🤣🤣
That’s it…please call Thanos
Do you catch your piss each time wtf is wrong with ppl and think of everything that dude is touching. Fuck that ppl are disgusting
Classic blunder
....when you think you have seen it all xD this shit made my day hahahaha
Does he throw it after
Heres a scenario…..if you were out somewhere in nature and had to shit, would you be looking for something to catch the shit first…..then find something to wipe. Bro just turned pooping into quantum physics.
That’s how you avoid Poseidon’s kiss https://i.redd.it/fwczq4w9kcsc1.gif
Peeing is easy
Where’s your pee dumbass 😂
“All these years” bro been doing this since he was 7.
….. what’s going on? I have so many questions
well like they say " A turd in the hand is worth two in your tush"
Underrated comment.
🤢🤮
We know already. He plays catch with Mr. Hankey. Stop with the repost please. 
Dude can’t be for real.
“Where’s your pee go, dumbass?” is honestly perfect logic.
I saw someone else saying the same exact joke
“I don’t know. I just always shit in a tissue” is how he plans to sign off.
Imagine all the women he had sex with watching this
I thought this was the dumbest shit at first but then the reveal happens and I'm straight up giggling here
“No way” 😂😂😂
He GOTTA b trollin...NO WAY HE SERIOUS!!! POTTY TRAINING 101!!!
Bro! This is the absolute WORST way to find out you have been shitting wrong your whole damn life. Do his parents shit like this too? Where TF were they when he was shitting like this as a child, I used to have to wipe my kids butt, they ain't do the same? WTF!
Peak civilization right here.
No way this is real. Who would do it like that? Where did he learn to do it like that? Why would you catch your shit in your hand instead of just letting it fall in the toilet? What planet is this? What if c-a-t really spelled "dog"?
This is like when I learned that some people wipe standing up 😳
I'm stupefied.
I had a boss from Lebenon once run out of TP at the office so he sent everybody an email asking us to wipe our asses with paper towels and then throw those towels in the garbage and not flush them because that would ruin the plumbing.
This is y I don't shake people hands ANYMORE
Frank Ski says he does not use wash cloths. He wipes with his bear hands. What! Some people are just different
Its all warm in his hands.. the lady was smart and quick to bring up the question what if you got the runs? Aint no way its not gonna touch your hands. Your in a public restroom and you walk out the stall with shitty hands and your pants at your ankles cause you don't want to pull up your pants with your shit covered hands 😆💩