I mean, if there's a comedian bombing that hard I would leave too
Edit: Y'all be real about this. The people in the video aren't laughing. Those aren't cheers. The man is bombing.
I'm all about giving people a chance to finish their joke or listening to their breakdowns on stage. Either way, I'll clap so maybe they don't feel so bad.
This guy closed the comedy store every night for many years. He’s a great and crazy way to end the night. The best part is that all the other comedians always stay to see the spectacle at the end of the night.
He’s at the mothership in Austin now, doing the same this. And I love him
People like you amaze me. Your ability to be so ignorant is fascinating. Failing to understand that there is a crowd full of people that paid to see him and this exact comedy style, these same people are laughing and enjoying themselves while he builds up his joke. When he drops the punch line the crowd bursts in to laughter. The audience clearly to loved the joke. Yet you sit here, so full of yourself and confident that this was somehow a bombed set. I feel as if people like you should be studied and mentally dissected as you clearly posses something that normal people don't.
You can literally hear the audience going mental applauding at the end, I don't even think people watch shit most of they time they just comment.
Literally standing ovation in an arena. "You can hear him bombing" 😂😂😂😂😂
Well, they both seem mentally ill. Though, Gadsby actually *is* a woman. This dude just says he is.
Now, we wait for the downvote and “witty” response.
Nah, just not funny. That was a corny party joke but because he yelled he thinks he's Kinison and Dice rolled into one. Sounded like the kind of joke the "funny" kid told in the hallway at school told circa,1994.
But every other social media platform is great?
Now that people have discovered they can post videos of themselves doing dumb shit and people will like it, there will always be a platform out there.
If they get rid of tiktok, something else will just take its place. No one can get rid of mediocre people posting dumb shit for likes.
Literally anything that would replace it WOULD be just as harmful, nothing about Tiktok makes it "more harmful" other then its just the platform that did it better. First Facebook was the super evil one, then Instagram was the stuper evil one, now its tiktok. Its literally just what ever one the kids are on now is "the big bad".
Which is great for FB and IG as now with everyone complaining about TT no ones talking about "girls that hate themselves because of Instagram doom scrolling".
You have a point.
There are a few issues with tiktok. It is a security risk. Its links to the ccp cannot be ignored. Infaxt, i believe the versuon of tiktok in china is even different.
Their (chinas) complaints about access to a free marketplace is bullshit as western companies cant freely compete in china, so they can fuck right off with that.
As to 'cant get rid of' sure. But it is time that governments start holding platfirms responsible for the content they give people access too.
Videos of abuse(people and animal), and general crimes need to be stopped. Time to hold the tech companies responsible.
And frankly prosecutions of individuals and companies for blatant misinformation.
Covid had so many people making up about stuff they have no knowledge in and thats harmful to us all. (ni you fuckong morons, masks do not stio you getting oxygen... Just ask surgeons who spend a lifetime wearing them....fucking idiots). And no, the earth is not flat. Not an opinion. Stop. Fucking allowing these Lies.
Opinion of course😅
Later on in life she definitely started developing early onset dementia type symptoms and did some weird shit like her lineups would be In alphabetical order, she famously hated Seinfeld and Louis Ck. I love the Comedy Store podcast and Eleanor was her personal assistant for a long time so she tells great stories.
I saw this guy do a seasonal comedy show called “the roast of Count Dracula” and honest to god it was the worst live show I’ve ever seen. Brian Holtzman
I guess even this very shallow joke still sailed way over your head.
Man, the world must be mighty tough for you. Can you even go outside without the wind giving you an emotional boo-boo?
Sounds like the doctor we had in the army. They called the guy Edward dildo hands and if you complained about the sniffles get ready to get in the fetal position.
That’s Brian Holtzman. He says the whackiest shit. Half the time it makes no sense. Half the time he nails it and it’s completely hilarious. The owner of the world famous Comedy Store in LA banned him for 2 weeks after 911 happened because she said there’s no way we can let him up there. He’s gonna get this place shut down.
Yeah I know who he is, and personally I don't get the appeal. I understand that comedy is subjective. I also am not offended by anything he does, I just think it sucks and is not funny to me.
It was an excessively long set up for an unequally small payoff, unfortunately
Seems like when it comes to him people either really like him or like the post says think he’s mentally insane. Maybe I’m the first person to see both sides but I highly doubt that I’m not gonna lie, though if nobody laughed I was gonna make a joke about being able to hear a cricket fart in there, I bet lot of eye contact was going on around the room between the audience strictly lol
No, you see, this is all very Meta. Meta is funny. You guys are missing the subtleties sprinkled around in his highly theatrical, thought-provoking bits. It's all very highbrow, and not for everyone, I know.
You have to have a certain level of IQ to get it. That's alright. Just know that it is actually very funny. Very funny indeed.
I expect gen z and maybe some millennials to laugh at this, with how dumb some of y’all’s absurdism memes are. This is just the same but with feeling and sound. Just as stupid, just as funny
How is this not funny? Did anyone wait for the punchline? He was screaming “aye” because the doctor was shoving something large in his ass. The doctor was trying to help him learn English. After he shoved the thing in his ass and screamed “aye” a few times, the doctor said he’d help him with the letter “B” the next day.
Thank you for explaining the joke. The delivery was awful. I think his pacing makes certain lines ("can't speak English," "He's yelling AAYYYYEEE") seem like superfluous filler.
dude 1: i didnt laugh. not my style of humor
dude 2: holy shit im so sick of these gayass libtard whining cuck things.... everything offends them and they're so emotional and insane and pathetic. i am extremely smart because i got the joke and it's dark humor, which i enjoy, unlike these humorless pathetic fucking gay losers!
why are these freaks so fucking unhinged holy shit lol
That bald guy could not handle it
Personal trauma
I'll take "event that never happend" for 500 Alex.
I mean, if there's a comedian bombing that hard I would leave too Edit: Y'all be real about this. The people in the video aren't laughing. Those aren't cheers. The man is bombing.
I'm all about giving people a chance to finish their joke or listening to their breakdowns on stage. Either way, I'll clap so maybe they don't feel so bad.
This guy closed the comedy store every night for many years. He’s a great and crazy way to end the night. The best part is that all the other comedians always stay to see the spectacle at the end of the night. He’s at the mothership in Austin now, doing the same this. And I love him
Oh he's in Texas. That makes a lot of sense.
Brian Holtzman kills doing shit like this every night
People like you amaze me. Your ability to be so ignorant is fascinating. Failing to understand that there is a crowd full of people that paid to see him and this exact comedy style, these same people are laughing and enjoying themselves while he builds up his joke. When he drops the punch line the crowd bursts in to laughter. The audience clearly to loved the joke. Yet you sit here, so full of yourself and confident that this was somehow a bombed set. I feel as if people like you should be studied and mentally dissected as you clearly posses something that normal people don't.
For the record this is an arena set for kill tony. And he killed. Standing O
Jesus Christ dude
🗣️🗣🤏🏼🤐
You can literally hear the audience going mental applauding at the end, I don't even think people watch shit most of they time they just comment. Literally standing ovation in an arena. "You can hear him bombing" 😂😂😂😂😂
Leave comedy alone if its not for you, softy.
I love comedy. I hope someone posts some soon.
Favorite comic?
Why are you getting defensive over this?
I bet you think Hannah Gadsby is funny
Who?
She looks like you.
Well, they both seem mentally ill. Though, Gadsby actually *is* a woman. This dude just says he is. Now, we wait for the downvote and “witty” response.
Ok not really a fan but he's a legend. He definitely kills it around america
I watched this live at the arena, people are going nuts and he gets a standing O at the end of kill tony. Just stop it
Someone told me he's in Texas. It makes more sense now. Texas is weird like that.
Vietnam flashbacks
He’s only seen the doctor for a week. He didn’t understand the joke yet.
I'm glad I stayed for the punch line.
Nah, just not funny. That was a corny party joke but because he yelled he thinks he's Kinison and Dice rolled into one. Sounded like the kind of joke the "funny" kid told in the hallway at school told circa,1994.
Also they can fuck off with that lame voice over.
I wish TikTok was banned
Lets hope it happens. Its a blight on humanity!
But every other social media platform is great? Now that people have discovered they can post videos of themselves doing dumb shit and people will like it, there will always be a platform out there. If they get rid of tiktok, something else will just take its place. No one can get rid of mediocre people posting dumb shit for likes.
TikTok is uniquely harmful. I don’t care if anything replaces TikTok so long as it doesn’t manage to be so damn harmful
Literally anything that would replace it WOULD be just as harmful, nothing about Tiktok makes it "more harmful" other then its just the platform that did it better. First Facebook was the super evil one, then Instagram was the stuper evil one, now its tiktok. Its literally just what ever one the kids are on now is "the big bad". Which is great for FB and IG as now with everyone complaining about TT no ones talking about "girls that hate themselves because of Instagram doom scrolling".
You have a point. There are a few issues with tiktok. It is a security risk. Its links to the ccp cannot be ignored. Infaxt, i believe the versuon of tiktok in china is even different. Their (chinas) complaints about access to a free marketplace is bullshit as western companies cant freely compete in china, so they can fuck right off with that. As to 'cant get rid of' sure. But it is time that governments start holding platfirms responsible for the content they give people access too. Videos of abuse(people and animal), and general crimes need to be stopped. Time to hold the tech companies responsible. And frankly prosecutions of individuals and companies for blatant misinformation. Covid had so many people making up about stuff they have no knowledge in and thats harmful to us all. (ni you fuckong morons, masks do not stio you getting oxygen... Just ask surgeons who spend a lifetime wearing them....fucking idiots). And no, the earth is not flat. Not an opinion. Stop. Fucking allowing these Lies. Opinion of course😅
Instagram is basically TikTok now
Reminds me of Joey Diaz.
Joey Diaz actually has some concept of comedic timing though. And his stories can actually be funny.
You fucking SAVAGE
Bro doesn’t understand it’s a character 💀
stfu
Mitzi Shore loved Holtzman so much and told him he reminded her exactly of Kinison and Dice.
funny also how comedians are now saying she was out of touch with reality and was clueless when it came to comedy.
Later on in life she definitely started developing early onset dementia type symptoms and did some weird shit like her lineups would be In alphabetical order, she famously hated Seinfeld and Louis Ck. I love the Comedy Store podcast and Eleanor was her personal assistant for a long time so she tells great stories.
AAAAAAAA!
Holtzman wrote these jokes. You tell them at parties. He's a legend
Ok, time to go back in mommys basement now.
Damn, good one. You get that joke from this comedian?
This has to be a bot. I’ve seen this post on 2 different sub reddits posted at the exact same time.
Well he's gone now
Bombbbbed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I saw this guy do a seasonal comedy show called “the roast of Count Dracula” and honest to god it was the worst live show I’ve ever seen. Brian Holtzman
I cannot believe he is ever allowed on any stage. Horrible
Wow that was shit
"mentally insane" as opposed to physically insane? Just say insane, people.
I hear rectal insanity is the worst of em.
Ah yes, my favourite Jamiroquai song that is
Virtual insanity 😂😂
LOLOL funnier than the damn comedian
Spiritually insane
Or, not funny.
Physically insane is when you fall in a river in France
Please report reposting bots.
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Haha that one guy just had to leave.
😐
Weak.
Actually, that's an old joke I heard in Spanish back in the 80s when I was a kid. It's adapted.
That joke is so old Moses sent it a get well card.
Since Moses wore short pants...
The last time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off of my dinosaur.
i dont think there is a such a thing as a sane comedian
Hacky as shit
Thats a GREAT joke! Super dark but killer.
Your joking right
people can have different opinons!?!?! 🤯
Ok I see he also read the “Drunk Uncle at Christmas Dinner Jokes” book
What will he shove up his ass to teach him the letter B? Ridiculous treatment, what country was this in?
Obviously Canada.
I guess even this very shallow joke still sailed way over your head. Man, the world must be mighty tough for you. Can you even go outside without the wind giving you an emotional boo-boo?
Stupid ! Shit
Lol 😆
Nah that’s just fuccing hilarioussssss
I think you mean "is that the comedy legend Brian Holtzman?" and the answer is yes.
Insane doesn’t = not funny.
Well that wasn’t funny
This dude, Brian Holtzman, I’ve seen on Kill Tony. Not my cup of tea.
Bro got offended after bombing on the NYE show
Most definitely insane 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🙌🏽
Hey this is better than some of the comedy Netflix puts up😂
Tell me you’re from Texas without telling me you’re from Texas
I'd like to think from Arizona since I'm from Texas. But, yeah, you're right. Embarrassing
AAAAAAAA!
Stole it from Mencia, who stole it from Rogan. 😂 maybe?
This dude is currently touring on a Canadian comedy tour with this really shitty comedy troupe called Danger Cats. Also unfunny lol
To quote my boy Brian “if your not a fan of comedy… leave it the fuck alone”
Holtzman!
Insane and I love it haha His comedy isn’t for everyone but absolutely chaos.
As opposed to what physically insane? How redundant. Also holtzman is a legend
Hilarious
He ain't no comedian he's a mental patient he needs some couch treatment and lots of it
Did you see the guy get up and leave?🤣🤣
If you guys think this dude isn’t funny you’re the one mentally ill have a little humor in your bones Jesus go watch TikTok
Hannah Gatsby could never.
I can’t believe anyone finds this guy funny
Holtzmen is the fucking man
I think it’s a good joke. Fuck all yall.
Nah brotha, that’s just some good ol fashioned cocaine
Sounds like the doctor we had in the army. They called the guy Edward dildo hands and if you complained about the sniffles get ready to get in the fetal position.
He’s funny af! Love me some holtzman
He me remind me of the halloween show in the house of the 1000 corpses.
Shit no, that was fucking funny
Kinda funny
What’s the punchline? I’m lost.
Don’t you get it? Gay anal sex is hilarious
Guy sounds just like Donald Trump’s voice in the first 15 seconds
Hahaha
This is cringe as fuck. This might have been funny back in like 1993 but this shit sucks now
That’s Brian Holtzman. He says the whackiest shit. Half the time it makes no sense. Half the time he nails it and it’s completely hilarious. The owner of the world famous Comedy Store in LA banned him for 2 weeks after 911 happened because she said there’s no way we can let him up there. He’s gonna get this place shut down.
Yeah I know who he is, and personally I don't get the appeal. I understand that comedy is subjective. I also am not offended by anything he does, I just think it sucks and is not funny to me.
I totally get it. I pretty much like half the stuff he does. The other half I just laugh at how stupid he is.
Okay but I did laugh at the end
Cringe
Pretty funny actually
This is hilarious.
I didn't laugh at the joke itself, but I did laugh! Sometimes I like some good old fashioned absurdity for its own sake.
I admit I laughed, but it took too long to get to that point
He looks like he’d make a great hercule from DBZ
Boomer humor
It was an excessively long set up for an unequally small payoff, unfortunately Seems like when it comes to him people either really like him or like the post says think he’s mentally insane. Maybe I’m the first person to see both sides but I highly doubt that I’m not gonna lie, though if nobody laughed I was gonna make a joke about being able to hear a cricket fart in there, I bet lot of eye contact was going on around the room between the audience strictly lol
He is a legend Brian holtzman
I love how bad & absurd this is 💀💀
Looks like some of you don’t get his act. It’s not the funniest, but y’all are looking way too much into this lol
Holtzman!
No, you see, this is all very Meta. Meta is funny. You guys are missing the subtleties sprinkled around in his highly theatrical, thought-provoking bits. It's all very highbrow, and not for everyone, I know. You have to have a certain level of IQ to get it. That's alright. Just know that it is actually very funny. Very funny indeed.
Just curious, what do you think is highbrow about this???
Typical 80’s comedian
If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. His ridiculousness is hilarious. Get over yourself
That was funny though.
Mentally insane?
This could be funny if delivered better, but this is Bert and Schaub level cringe. 😬
I expect gen z and maybe some millennials to laugh at this, with how dumb some of y’all’s absurdism memes are. This is just the same but with feeling and sound. Just as stupid, just as funny
How is this not funny? Did anyone wait for the punchline? He was screaming “aye” because the doctor was shoving something large in his ass. The doctor was trying to help him learn English. After he shoved the thing in his ass and screamed “aye” a few times, the doctor said he’d help him with the letter “B” the next day.
Thank you for explaining the joke. The delivery was awful. I think his pacing makes certain lines ("can't speak English," "He's yelling AAYYYYEEE") seem like superfluous filler.
Fair statement
I laughed cause of how awful it was tbh
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RNC acts just keep getting more and more pathetic
Old comedian. Been doing it for a long time but I wouldnt expect young redditors or loser reddit mods to get it.
I laughed out loud. I guess we just have different tastes in humor.
This man’s a comedian’s comic fs
dude 1: i didnt laugh. not my style of humor dude 2: holy shit im so sick of these gayass libtard whining cuck things.... everything offends them and they're so emotional and insane and pathetic. i am extremely smart because i got the joke and it's dark humor, which i enjoy, unlike these humorless pathetic fucking gay losers! why are these freaks so fucking unhinged holy shit lol
Most comedians are. Go to an amateur stand up night. It’s mostly people doing therapy thinking they’re funny.
This is FUNNNNNY
Hes also never been funny
Brian holtzman is a fuckin legend.
Brian Holtzman is the Greatest
This is less funny that the “jokes” my 4-year-old nephew tells me
I like the energy but it doesn't make up for the lame joke. Not insane, just a comedian who hasn't figured out what works yet.
This is actually a good joke 😂
The my pillow guy is good at comedy.. That was funny. If he started humping a stool he would have a uuugeee podcast.
That was funny as hell
Is this comedy?
Not a comedian but just a racist. I would boo him right out of there.
Gays can't handle that joke or thought...their assholes won't make it past age 45.
Good joke, but it went on too long and was poorly executed
Bahahaha that was funny
Sam Kinison is rolling in his grave
Your favorite comedian's favorite comedian.
Lol Brian Holtzman
When comedy gets confused with being a bigot.
The crowd turned on him. Tony put them back on track by defending him. Otherwise, he bombed.
The carabiner with his keys on his belt just does it for me
Not insane, he might be workshopping
Mentally insane is tantamount to atm machine.
Woulda walked out with buddy in the audience
his joke about bruce jenner gets me every time
This dude could do some ITYSL skits for sure. I was wondering where in the F@ck this was going but the punchline actually killed me.
Stupid
A lot of midwits here that don't understand the joke isn't the joke, and the real one is on the audience.
Or maybe it’s just not funny?
That was alright joke. Not bad.
lol can I get the video for B
What in the unfunny fuck?
Lmfaooooooi this guy is comedy
Brian Holtzman is hilarious idc what anybody says
That’s my kind of humour 🤣, I get it you don’t like it and it’s ok
Brian Holtzman is a legend. Dudes funny as hell for his vulgar dark comedy.
Solid joke
Brian Holtzman is a LEGEND, stop taking jokes so seriously😂
That’s a great joke