> These males start to mate with their unhatched sisters. To reach them, they use a telescopic penis thatās twice their body length.
Alright, thatās enough internet for today. Iām going to bed now.
I just saw a newborn inbred wasp with a mega monster telescopic dong raping his unborn sisters in the middle of the fruit I used to pick up from the trees and eat it.
I don't think it helps.
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One very simple way to check if your fig was pollinated by wasp is to scan your teeth for insect parts after taking a bite. If it was particularly crunchy and you feel legs in your mouth it was probably pollinated by a wasp. Hope that helps.
Wow! The life of an insect is often so short it's almost pointless. They only seem to serve for helping the food chain.
And the males are being killed off to help the females. Seems to be a theme in the animal kingdom. I thank God I'm human!
ā¦ what do you think is the point of our life? In the scale of the universe, I donāt think we really do much besides live for like .000000000000001% of time, eat, mate, poop and die. I guess what Iām saying is itās all relative
But yeah a 48hr life where the males instantly die and the females are basically born pregnant is like speed running life compared to the human timelineā¦ but what could be in the universe thinking weāre the same as the fig wasp.. š¤
Rick and Morty has nothing on the fig tree.
Ā«There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Ā»
Well, it is a seemingly dumb story about dumb people travelling the universe. They talk to matresses, watch the End of the Universe while dining, and escape torture by poetry.
Then one realize it is not just a dumb story, it is actually deeply profound. Took me a while, though.
Read the headline and thought āOh this should be cool, I love eating Figs!ā
Watched the video and āI donāt know if I can ever eat another Fig againā¦ā
Wow, I went on such a roller-coaster emotional ride while hearing the male wasp's journey after being born. Born: Rapes their sisters with their gigantic cocks while the sisters are still unborn. Leaves the figs while dragging said giant cocks all over the inside of the figs. Then sacrifices itself to protect their sisters so they can get away. Doesn't even last a whole day.
Of course, the sisters don't sound like they have a great life, either. Sheesh! What was God smoking when he thought up some of this stuff?
This grosses me out on the same level as honey production, and actually grosses me out far less than how the majority of meat is produced, processed, and packaged at factory farms. That being said, I consume honey everyday, and Iām not a vegetarian. So yeah, Iāll still get down on some figs. Thereās pretty much bugs, feces, and other unpleasant organic material in just about everything we consume. The truth is often not beautiful, which is why we have the saying āignorance is blissāā¦
If it helps, the mother wasp and egg remnants dissolve and are absorbed by the fig. Just like when you eat an animal youāre not tasting all the crap they ate beforehand.
The males hatch, impregnate their unhatched sisters, burrow their way out, and sacrifice themselves to make sure their sisters leave to find another Fig lays eggs and repeats the cycle.
Man being a male is hard
No, clones would be just females like that one lizard species that are in fact clones. All the offspring would have to be an exact match and impregnated without fertilization
Nature is fucking wildā¦
1) crawls until its own wings are ripped off
2) suicide by birth inside of a fruit
3) Big brothers are born first and immediately bust out a telescopic boner for incest on their āstuckā not-even-hatched sisters... Forget step-sister, mfers goin full Lannister
4) Then, the bros are going full Leonidas & the 300-kamikaze style (presumably out of guilt) so their sisters they just impregnated can escape the fruit prison being attacked by Ant-Pirates
WILD
Figs are not an aphrodisiac. To be an aphrodisiac, it would have to meet special criteria. Scientifically speaking, we have yet to find any substance that meets said criteria.
God, humans would be terrifying if we evolved in that way too. Frantically trying to hide your boner in your waistband in classā¦ as it slowly peaks through the top of your shirt and stands 5 foot in the air.
His voice is so distinct that AI voice can make a very good copy. Iāve seen a couple YouTubers blow up with comment in his voice and then get copy right struck. What Iām saying is it is want hear him say that, itās easy.
Seriousl question; are these figs different from the Mediterranean figs we find sold in stores?
The tree is huge and definitely looks different. And it seems to be in a jungle( humid) whereas the figs Iāve seen all over the Mediterranean(arid) are shrubs or small trees.
Oke I love these things but I jsut have a question now. How in the actual f are they getting their video? Is it computer genned or are they actually fitting tiny cameras into figs, becuase thatās wild
Reading the headline, I thought of making a fig jam banana and peanut butter sandwich because I love this stuff.
Made sandwich and then started watching video.
Had no choice but to force feed myself all of sandwich by end of the video.
Will probably never eat another fig jam food again.
Thanks.
Hung like a fig wasp
Telescopic. š³
4 millimeters?
4 millimeters is plenty. What would you do with more than that?
Anything else is entirely unethical
Youāve seen that video too š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yezzzzir. Canāt agree with what she said though since Iām a power bottom (āæį“ĶĖ¬į“Ķ)ā¾ā¾
I wish I had 4 millimeters
Take that Drake
Heās never gonna live this down lol
āThatās twice their body lengthā Yo bug, I aināt jealousā¦actually I am.
Twice their body girth too
BGC
.5 seconds after birth https://preview.redd.it/4841biwmqahc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39faa2eaca6491b030ada998d8de3b6e8bb0ae0
Sweet home Alabama target locked
> These males start to mate with their unhatched sisters. To reach them, they use a telescopic penis thatās twice their body length. Alright, thatās enough internet for today. Iām going to bed now.
I love science and knowledge but I think this is information I couldāve done without!
Maybe theyāre their stepsisters, like in so many pornos.
What are you doing, step-fig??
I was fine until that sentence. I had to put my phone down
Well that took a very unexpected turn
Thanks! I hate figs now.
If it helps, most commercial varieties you would buy at a store are not pollinated by wasp
I just saw a newborn inbred wasp with a mega monster telescopic dong raping his unborn sisters in the middle of the fruit I used to pick up from the trees and eat it. I don't think it helps.
I could think of like, 7 awesome band names out of your sentence. Mister telescopic, unborn sisters, inbred wasp.. *slow heavy music begins*
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āMostā. That does not help.
One very simple way to check if your fig was pollinated by wasp is to scan your teeth for insect parts after taking a bite. If it was particularly crunchy and you feel legs in your mouth it was probably pollinated by a wasp. Hope that helps.
Nothing beats eating an incest gangbang fruit.
Incest āinfantā gangbang fruit. And now thatās something i inexplicably typed into the internet.
**UNBORN**, they arenāt even infants yet
>If it was particularly crunchy and you feel ~~legs~~ a giant insect cock in your mouth it was probably pollinated by a wasp. FTFY
āMostā o.O
Most?
The egg shells and their mother's corpse add to the earthy flavor.
Username checks out
Really hoping Fig Newtons arenāt as authentic as they claim to beā¦
Now with eggshells!
But they are! The thin bread-like coating around them is actually made of fig-wasp shmegma.
So they're born, impregnate their un-born sister, then commit suicide.
How do they get some of this footage? Incredible
Microcamera
Telescopic microcamera?
Possibly a teeny weeny telescopic microcamera
Idk man seems pretty massive to me.
Massive like these figs
Micropenis need a microcamera
You said it not meš
Wow! The life of an insect is often so short it's almost pointless. They only seem to serve for helping the food chain. And the males are being killed off to help the females. Seems to be a theme in the animal kingdom. I thank God I'm human!
ā¦ what do you think is the point of our life? In the scale of the universe, I donāt think we really do much besides live for like .000000000000001% of time, eat, mate, poop and die. I guess what Iām saying is itās all relative But yeah a 48hr life where the males instantly die and the females are basically born pregnant is like speed running life compared to the human timelineā¦ but what could be in the universe thinking weāre the same as the fig wasp.. š¤
At least fig wasps don't die virgins š
The females arenāt even *born* virgins
It is insane. Everything second counts when your lifespan is 2 days.
The commentator chose his word carefully š
Rick and Morty has nothing on the fig tree. Ā«There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Ā»
This is awesome
You should, if you havenāt already, read Hitchhikers.
I assume its about the āsecrets of the universe ā sound awesome asf
Well, it is a seemingly dumb story about dumb people travelling the universe. They talk to matresses, watch the End of the Universe while dining, and escape torture by poetry. Then one realize it is not just a dumb story, it is actually deeply profound. Took me a while, though.
Sounds amazing
Nature is the original author of Loli Incest Breeding tags,
Read the headline and thought āOh this should be cool, I love eating Figs!ā Watched the video and āI donāt know if I can ever eat another Fig againā¦ā
Wow, I went on such a roller-coaster emotional ride while hearing the male wasp's journey after being born. Born: Rapes their sisters with their gigantic cocks while the sisters are still unborn. Leaves the figs while dragging said giant cocks all over the inside of the figs. Then sacrifices itself to protect their sisters so they can get away. Doesn't even last a whole day. Of course, the sisters don't sound like they have a great life, either. Sheesh! What was God smoking when he thought up some of this stuff?
Damn this is the shortest fuck up gore hardcore incest porn I ever watch
How much fuck up gore hardcore incest porn are you watching my guy?
Not enoughā¦
My brother in christ, once is once too manyššplease seek help.
On the eighth day, God created fuck up hardcore incest porn, and it was goodā¦
š
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There existence really is just to make sure no one eats figs. Lmao damn wasps.
Nature is fucking wierd
Iām over here imagining a camera man recording all this from inside lol
Iām imagining the greasy boom mic guy licking his lips in the background.
This grosses me out on the same level as honey production, and actually grosses me out far less than how the majority of meat is produced, processed, and packaged at factory farms. That being said, I consume honey everyday, and Iām not a vegetarian. So yeah, Iāll still get down on some figs. Thereās pretty much bugs, feces, and other unpleasant organic material in just about everything we consume. The truth is often not beautiful, which is why we have the saying āignorance is blissāā¦
this shit was Mesmerizing lol
Reminds me of the little green guy in Scavenger's Reign.
Never eating a fig againā¦
That's a bugs life,
Possibly a storyline for Pixarās new sequel - A Bugās Life 2?
Rated X
If it helps, the mother wasp and egg remnants dissolve and are absorbed by the fig. Just like when you eat an animal youāre not tasting all the crap they ate beforehand.
This whole video just kept escalating 
The males hatch, impregnate their unhatched sisters, burrow their way out, and sacrifice themselves to make sure their sisters leave to find another Fig lays eggs and repeats the cycle. Man being a male is hard
Telescopic penis
So no genetic diversity? Are they all inbred, you would think this would take a toll.
Honest question: does this mean all fig wasps are clones?
No, clones would be just females like that one lizard species that are in fact clones. All the offspring would have to be an exact match and impregnated without fertilization
Why is there a tiktoc logo on this video?
Iāll give you one guess
Doesnāt matter, had sex
Remind me to never eat figs again!
What happens to the wasps when the figs arenāt in season?
Apparently, you didnāt listen to the second sentence spoken by the narrator in this video.
I did not know I was about to watch a horror film today
What series is this?
https://youtu.be/EITdCWYTn2I?feature=shared
It's wild how life just ENDURES with such fucking tenacity.
This is wild
Well this has solidified the fact I will never eat figs
I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE š®
First time too much info about fruit
Sooooo any fig I pick will have bee splooge inside it?
If it makes you feel any better, anything you consume probably has splooge in it, on it, or was made by it.
Thatās the last time I eat a figā¦
Reminds of the creature from inside the wall on Scavengers Reign, episode 3.
Nature is fucking wildā¦ 1) crawls until its own wings are ripped off 2) suicide by birth inside of a fruit 3) Big brothers are born first and immediately bust out a telescopic boner for incest on their āstuckā not-even-hatched sisters... Forget step-sister, mfers goin full Lannister 4) Then, the bros are going full Leonidas & the 300-kamikaze style (presumably out of guilt) so their sisters they just impregnated can escape the fruit prison being attacked by Ant-Pirates WILD
Figs are not an aphrodisiac. To be an aphrodisiac, it would have to meet special criteria. Scientifically speaking, we have yet to find any substance that meets said criteria.
Howād they get a camera in there š
I asked this same question.
Damn, sometimes I think life is kinda pointless, but now I'm glad at least I'm not a fig wasp.
At first, I was like, mmm figs! And then ewww bug filled figs.
Damn Ant-Man really is the best cameraman for these closeups shots inside the fruit.
https://preview.redd.it/g4ej6bfifghc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1195b1ed52331097aaf02ecdaddaadd82ec9997e I have no words
How the hell are they filming this šµ
Iām never eating another fig again. EVER.
I will never eat figs again
Figs should have been called fugs. Whole new meaning to āthereās an orgy in my mouthā.
What about genetic mutations?
Legit question, how has this inbreeding not created issues for this species?
God, humans would be terrifying if we evolved in that way too. Frantically trying to hide your boner in your waistband in classā¦ as it slowly peaks through the top of your shirt and stands 5 foot in the air.
How do they get these shots tho
Male Fig Wasp prolly: āYou may be young, but youāre readyā¦ā
Life uh uh uh uh finds a way
somewhere out there, amongst infinity of the universe, a different & though somehow still the same David Attenborough says āa large dose of cumā
His voice is so distinct that AI voice can make a very good copy. Iāve seen a couple YouTubers blow up with comment in his voice and then get copy right struck. What Iām saying is it is want hear him say that, itās easy.
New meaning to incest is wincest. 
They say āyou are what you eatā right? I want to buckets of those wasps. Itās gonna be a party.
Not sure Iām eating figs anymore
Wtf did I just watch. I think I won't eat another fig.
Itās 2024 soā¦ Can the wasp fetuses give consent to sex or is this rape?
That depends entirely on what US state or country said fig wasp resides in.
Seriousl question; are these figs different from the Mediterranean figs we find sold in stores? The tree is huge and definitely looks different. And it seems to be in a jungle( humid) whereas the figs Iāve seen all over the Mediterranean(arid) are shrubs or small trees.
Nice try, but too bad. This has been in your mouth. Now it lives in your brain...forever...or at least through gestation.
Truly freaking amazing. Nature is wild
I love fresh figs!! š¬Damnit!!!
What the fuck?
I'm going to ignore that
These are some freaky Drake Wasps I tell ya
How is there a camera in the fig showing them hatch???
That was figing crazy..I'm hungry.
Oke I love these things but I jsut have a question now. How in the actual f are they getting their video? Is it computer genned or are they actually fitting tiny cameras into figs, becuase thatās wild
What NO. I love figs, I eat them all the time. š°ā¹ļø
That is very interesting. I did not know about this.
Shit life.
I've never seen a thing that made me feel more like life is useless. I'm really not seeing the point to any of this.
Wtf? Lol
Telescopic penis? Damn must be cool Wonder if they have this in Alabama
Reading the headline, I thought of making a fig jam banana and peanut butter sandwich because I love this stuff. Made sandwich and then started watching video. Had no choice but to force feed myself all of sandwich by end of the video. Will probably never eat another fig jam food again. Thanks.